Chapter 058: Pouting

Just when I was desperate, I felt someone tugging at my hand. I subconsciously tried to grab the other person's hand, but my hand didn't have any strength and couldn't grasp it at all. And my body continued to sink.

The man continued to try to get close to me, and he managed to get under me, holding me up with his hands, and I felt my body slowly float up.

As soon as my head came to the surface, I came to my senses. I took a deep breath and waved my arms, my heels moving.

I was pleasantly surprised because my legs were no longer cramping.

"Save Shi Zhiqiang! Save Shi Zhiqiang! From the shore came the shouts of Xu Xianren.

"Quick! Zheng Qihang, hurry! "Someone yelled at me.

I am conscious, the person who helped me out of the water is Shi Zhiqiang, but he is still underwater!

I plunged into the water. I saw Shi Zhiqiang lying on his back and sinking, his hands and feet raised upward, and his mouth was constantly bubbling. This is a sign that a person is unconscious!

I quickly got under Shi Zhiqiang's body and tried to lift him up.

Xiang Jianjun and Jie Feixiang had also swam to me, and they swam back together against Shi Zhiqiang's body. Wu Jianhua and Xiang Wangfu also swam over.

"Quick! Hurry—" Xu Xianren stomped his feet on the shore.

We finally lifted Shi Zhiqiang ashore. Shi Zhiqiang's eyes were closed, his face was pale, and his stomach was bulging. Everyone panicked.

I'm not as flustered as everyone else, though. At the east gate of my birthplace, I saw how the people of the village rescued such drowning people. In Jiangcun Middle School, I successfully rescued Yu Huihui.

I instructed Jie Feixiang and Xiang Jianjun to carry Shi Zhiqiang to a flat place under the old camphor tree. Seeing the old camphor tree, and then looking at Shi Zhiqiang lying on the ground, an idea popped up in my mind to make everyone "happy".

"Why don't you hurry up and bow down to the camphor tree god?" I asked everyone with a serious expression.

"Bow down to the camphor tree god?" Jie Feixiang was stunned.

"Yes, the thousand-year-old camphor tree, of course there is the camphor tree god. Pray to the god of the camphor tree to bless Shi Zhiqiang for safety. Hurry, students, hurry up! And be religious, you know? I commanded.

was called out by me like this, and everyone didn't believe it. Perhaps human life is at stake, and there can be no doubt. So everyone knelt down in front of the camphor tree, kowtowing and making waves.

I bent down in front of Shi Zhiqiang and pressed his bulging belly hard, and after a few presses, a stream of water spurted out of his mouth. After a while, Shi Zhiqiang slowly opened his eyes and woke up. I smiled at him.

Everyone is still kneeling and worshipping, and there are words in their mouths, and they are extremely reverent.

"Don't worship, the poet has woken up." I say.

Everyone rushed over.

"Really, really woke up. That's great. Xu Xianren shouted.

"It's really amazing." Xiang Wangfu said.

"It was our piety that moved the camphor tree god." Wu Jianhua said.

"Is there really a camphor tree god?" Jiefeixiang was suspicious.

"If you offend the camphor tree god by talking nonsense, everyone will slap your mouth." I threaten to fly.

"Phew, bah, I was wrong. Camphor Tree God, please forgive me, please forgive me. Uncovered Feixiang fanned his mouth, and knelt down in front of the camphor tree again.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Xiang Jianjun and Xiang Wangfu helped Shi Zhiqiang up from the ground.

"Thank you," Shi Zhiqiang said, "thank you, thank you." ”

"You want to thank the camphor tree god." Jie Feixiang said.

"Yes, you see all of us kowtowing to each other." Xu Xianren said.

I noticed that everyone had mud on their foreheads.

"By the way, Zheng Qihang, why didn't you kowtow?" Xiang Jianjun suddenly asked.

"What do you say?" I couldn't help but clutch my stomach and laugh.

"Are you fooling us?"

I grabbed my clothes and pants and ran to Jiefeixiang's house.

The whole group came to their senses and chased after me.

"We've been fooled!"

"Shoot him, fuck him!"

"This cunning Zheng Qihang!"

Everyone chased me to Jiefeixiang's house and beat me up. The room was filled with laughter.

Jie Feixiang's mother found out all the shorts that Jie Feixiang and his father could wear, and we grabbed them like crazy, but there were still two missing. Jie Feixiang and Wu Jianhua, who failed to grab shorts, had to wear no underwear and only a pair of outer pants.

"It's not good to walk like this." Wu Jianhua tugged at his trousers.

"Isn't that good? Your little flowers can bloom freely. Shi Zhiqiang said.

"Wow, the poet is literary when he speaks." Xu Xianren said.

"I said don't fuck a bird fly out of your breath." Xiang Jianjun said.

"Then I'll shoot it." Xiang Wangfu's index finger and thumb were made into a pistol shape and aimed at Wu Jianhua's important parts.

"you." Wu Jianhua said.

We burst into laughter.

……

That night at Jiefeixiang's house, we drank a lot of alcohol. We drank the kind of grain wine made from rice, which was very strong. Jiefeixiang told me that there is a person in Jiejiatan who specializes in making wine from rice.

We got Jiefeixiang's father drunk. Jie Feixiang's father is as bold as Jie Feixiang, or in other words, the reason why Jie Feixiang is bold is because he has a bold father.

Jiefeixiang's father is not only refreshing, but also very good at wine. We took turns honoring him, and he didn't shirk any of them.

I felt like I was drunk, my face was hot, I was always looking for water to drink, I wanted to vomit but I couldn't. Xu Xianren and Wu Jianhua were also drunk, walking staggeringly, and talking a lot.

The others gave me the feeling of not being drunk with a thousand glasses, drinking like drinking water, and we walked around the house for a while, and they were still not satisfied.

It was seven o'clock when I returned to school, and the moon was already in the sky. Jiefeixiang accompanied us back. The night was quiet, and the cries of insects in the bushes on both sides of the mountain road came and went.

Xiang Jianjun, Xiang Wangfu, Shi Zhiqiang and Jie Feixiang squatted beside the ditch one after another. We give them a thump on the back.

"Wow, too much, too much." Xiang Jianjun said.

"Fuck, there's a fire burning in my stomach." Shi Zhiqiang said.

"Let me tell you, we call the grain wine soju here." Jie Feixiang said.

"I think it should be called soju, belly-burning wine. What a figurative name. Xiang Wangfu said.

"It seems that Xiang Wangfu is not drunk." Xu Xianren said.

"Drunk. Can you still drink like this without getting drunk? Splitting headaches. Xiang Wangfu looked up at the sky, "Wow, what a round moon." ”

"In this situation, do you want a poem?" Xu Xianren said.

"I see you're also drunk, I'm Xiang Wangfu, not a poet. Writing poetry is a poet's business. Xiang Wangfu said.

"I thought you were a poet. I also drank too much. What about poets? Call the poet for a poem. Xu Xianren looked around.

"Yes, a song, poet, a song!" We followed suit.

"Why do you need a song? In this situation, Su Dongpo's words are the most appropriate, why do I need to write it? Shi Zhiqiang said.

"Which one, let's listen to it?" Jie Feixiang asked.

"When is the bright moon? Ask the sky for wine. I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace. …… People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete. I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles. Shi Zhiqiang shook his head and tail. From time to time he put his hand under his forehead, as if he had a long beard.

"How good it is, people have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny. It's hard to get enough of it. Jie Feixiang said.

"Yo he, I can't see that you are so deep in Jiefeixiang, I think I must have remembered Jiang Lili." Xu Xianren said.

"Hey." Jie Feixiang sighed deeply.

"Otherwise, let's take advantage of the wine today to help you coax and add fuel to the fire." Xiang Jianjun said.

"What do you mean?" Jie Feixiang hiccuped. He took a sip of wine.

"Let's go to her together, wine and heroism, you show love to her." Xiang Jianjun said.

"Is that okay? Immortals, is that okay? Jie Feixiang looked at Xu Xianren as if he was asking for help.

"I think so. This is the best way. If she blames her, she says that she drank too much, and it can show your sincerity towards her. If she doesn't blame," Xu Xianren clapped his palm, "it won't be done." ”

"How?" Jie Feixiang still didn't understand what Xu Xianren meant.

"Isn't there a saying that says when you drink and spit out the truth?" Xiang Jianjun said.

"Can it really work?" Jie Feixiang put his hand on Xiang Jianjun's shoulder.

"It works." Xiang Jianjun nodded, "It can really be done." ”

"Good. It's time to spit out. Then let's go. Jie Feixiang made up his mind.

"It's incumbent on our brothers to help you, but you have to tell everyone why you like Jiang Lili so much?" Xiang Jianjun said.

"Why? Can there be a reason for this? You ask the poet, why did he chase Xiong Yanfei so hard? ”

"Why are you pulling me on the head?" Shi Zhiqiang said.

"If Shi Zhiqiang wants to say it, you have to say it too." Xiang Jianjun said.

"That's what everybody says." Jiefeixiang proposed.

"It's a great idea." Shi Zhiqiang said.

"I don't need to say it," Wu Jianhua said, "Everyone knows that Chu Huoyu and I have already blown it." ”

"You don't have to say it, it's too late for you to be sad." Xiang Jianjun waved his hand.

"I'm not sad." Wu Jianhua said.

"Don't fucking be hypocritical. Can you not be sad when something like this happens? I'm very sad when I tell you, Wu Lianzi's heart is only on Zheng Qihang, and he doesn't even look at us. Xiang Jianjun said.

"Drink too much, Jianjun really drinks too much." Xu Xianren said.

Xiang Jianjun pushed Xu Xianren, "I didn't drink much, don't you immortals want to hide it from everyone, the person you like is also Wu Lianzi, do you think I don't know?" You're just as bad as I am. ”

"I'm not a bad seed." Xu Xianren shouted.

"You're not a bastard? Do you dare to say to Wu Lianzi like Zheng Qihang that you will love her in this life? Dare to say to the gangsters that Wu Lianzi is your horse? ”

"yes, I said you misunderstood, you misunderstood," I raised my voice, "I said that to kick the thugs out of our classroom." You don't know, there's a little story here. Wu Lianzi and the tall man are both students of Hua'an No. 4 Middle School, I am very familiar with it, the tall man came to pester Wu Lianzi, Wu Lianzi asked me to help her, I had to say so. ”

"Is that really the case? Brother, you didn't lie to me? Xiang Jianjun's eyes flashed.

"I really kid you. I don't have anything to do with Wu Lianzi at all. ”

"Long live, immortals, there is hope for you and me." Xiang Jianjun couldn't express his feelings, so he patted Xu Xianren on the shoulder.

"Mom, I'm going to be shot to death by you. That's how you deal with your rivals? Xu Xianren said exaggeratedly.

We laughed so hard that our stomachs hurt. Xu Xianren is such a person who can tell bad jokes.