Chapter 54: After becoming a eunuch, I was forced to see the Living Spring Palace..
"Hmm" Ruoxiang's already red little face turned even redder, hesitated for a while, lowered her head and said, "It's been four hours." ”
"Fuck" I suddenly burst into a foul language speechlessly, saying that Ruoxiang is the first time, and I am also the first time, Nima I heard that the first compatriot of the perennial handjob can last twenty minutes is considered very good, but I did it for four hours, is the dose of this aphrodisiac for cows? , am I a gourd little King Kong?
"It's not good, four hours, Xiaoxi is also here, so will she already know, it seems that someone came in before, but I can't turn my head and I don't know who it is?" Could it be Xiaoxi? What to do, what to do? My mind was in chaos as if a dam had burst, and then I hurriedly said to Wakaka, "Wakaka, it's been so long, let's go out!" ”
Wakaka nodded, and I picked up the clothes and blood oath that had been thrown on the ground, and went out accompanied by Wakaka, and when I reached the door, I seemed to hear several hurried footsteps.
'It can't be Zhuge and Brother Bei outside, right?' I'll go' all I can think of is these two idle guys, and as I guessed, when I arrived at the hall of the refuge with Ruoxiang, Liu Bei whistled, and Zhuge Jun breathed rapidly.
"Yo!" Liu Bei pretended to see me just now, looked at Ruoxiang who was limping at this time, his expression became very cheap, and his tone made me twitch when he heard it, he said: "Brother, it's good, four hours!" I'm going to tell you the truth, you go to shoot AV, the rhythm of those men in the island country is probably going to jump off the building and commit suicide, it's amazing! Moreover, you don't even know how to pity Xiangxiang and cherish the jade, you look at how haggard Sister Ruoxiang is now, and how dare you do this kind of thing when Xiaoxi is still there, alas, should I say that the artist is bold or what? ”
"Dare your sister! Lao Tzu was drugged! By the way, did you kill that guy? Liu Bei's words had already clearly told me what he meant, and when I saw that Zhuge Jun also gave me a thumbs up and showed a bright smile at me, I couldn't help but burst into a foul language, and then directly pointed out the subject in order not to be verbose with them.
Liu Bei didn't continue to dwell on this question, nodded at me and shook his head, I was suddenly confused, and said depressedly: "Is it killed or not!" ”
"When I chased them out, I heard them say that they seemed to be eaten by the sudden R2, because it was indeed killed, so I nodded, but it wasn't we who killed me, so I shook my head, now you understand, right?" Liu Bei smacked my eyes very badly, I don't know if it's shameful to sell cute?
I didn't bother to complain about this with him now, and then I looked left and right, and then I realized that there were no survivors around, so I asked, "What about the people here?" ”
"In order to talk well, of course I have to get people to other places, now you probably want to ask me where Xiaoxi is now, do you know about you and Ruoxiang?" Liu Bei looked confident and smiling.
"Quick! Don't talk about it if you know! I saw that Liu Bei looked like I was anxious and very happy, and shouted in an unkind tone.
On the contrary, Liu Bei's expression remained unchanged, and he waved his hand and said: "Angry, let me tell you, Xiaoxi once went in and called you when you were passionate, and then we watched her rush out and think of her, and the result was, hehe, you understand." ”
"I can only use speechless words to describe my current mood, forget it and be seen when you are seen, in the future, it will not be the kind of one man and two women playing three P, I don't know how to be honest, five shameful and six rituals, seven up and eight down with nine postures is a very lewd rhythm ah hehe, think about it and a little excited.
Although for some reason, the obscene heart that had been sealed in my heart suddenly possessed again, I still quickly recovered and said, "Where is Xiao Xiaoxi now?" ”
"Where? She should be with the survivors, but, let's be honest, I'll see a goddess with a devilish body among the survivors! There is wood, I will go and have this benefit, I just don't know if the goddess has been forced by that group of dogs and mortals" Liu Bei thought for a while and then said, but suddenly drooled and said something else, I thought about the goddess? Probably refers to Dongfang Lingxue, I don't know if the picture of Liubei being slapped by Dongfang Lingxue is very good, hehehe.
Although Liu Bei was there for a while, he said: "Xiaoxi's character, you don't know, if there is no convincing reason, who knows why you are like this?" If I thought about it, I probably held it for too long, and then decided not to be Yanagishita Megumi in the future, Ah Yu, do you think I'm right? ”
"That's right! Lao Tzu was really drugged, don't believe you and ask" I was just about to say I don't believe you asked Liu Kun, but think about Liu Kun's death, the death of the two girls, and the black three were also blown up.
Wait, pop the egg? That's right, Hei San didn't die, he just beat off his little brother, thinking of this, I smiled and said, "Okay!" You wait, I'll get you the proof! ”
After saying that, I ran back to the original place, and didn't Ruoxiang and I perform a wonderful four-hour blockbuster in front of a 'eunuch' after being beaten? I can think about the severe pain and endure this kind of ending that I can't get rid of, how tragic it is, when I walked in, Hei San was still covering underneath, his expression was unusually hideous, I saw him, he naturally saw me, it can be said that that kind of hateful eyes, absolutely beyond my imagination.
"Hey! What do you think? Isn't it proud to be the last eunuch in history? I looked at this kind of black three words with a mocking meaning, and then the corners of my mouth rose and said: "After becoming a eunuch, I watched a four-hour super clear ** blockbuster, did you feel very excited?" ”
"Ah!! I'll kill you! After speaking, I was about to pounce on me, but as soon as I got up, maybe because it was too painful and knelt down again, I smashed my mouth, and couldn't help but be a little speechless about Liubei's character, Nima, the worst villain can't be worse than Liubei's, although I have a kind of pity for him from the bottom of my heart, after all, I will feel pitiful as a man when someone knocks me off with a gun, but it's just pitiful, and the disgust for him hasn't changed at all.
"Kill me" I sighed, and Hei San seemed to shout with all his strength: "Kill me!" ”
"Well, don't worry, follow me to explain something, and after explaining, I will send you to the west to see your brother Kun." After saying that, I grabbed Hei San's collar and dragged it out.
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