Chapter 45: Black Humpty Dumpty
It turns out that with different worldviews, it is really impossible to fall in love.
The farthest distance in the world is that you can't appreciate my beauty, and I can't get used to your aesthetics.
The leading black elf coughed lightly, breaking the awkward situation.
"We have to hurry to the king, so we won't delay here." After the leading black elf put down these words, he led his brothers and Luo Yao to continue walking forward.
While walking, the leading black elf brainwashed Luo Yao and said, "Although the woman just now didn't like what she said, a few words still made sense.
This black elf king, if you want to be powerful and powerful, you want to be rich and rich, what's wrong with following him? Seriously, if I were a woman, if I could be a little more attractive, I would definitely recommend myself to our king. The leading black elf swore solemnly.
Luo Yao couldn't help laughing, lowered his head, pretended to wipe his tears and said, "My lord is the little girl's life-saving benefactor, since my lord wants to give our sisters to the Black Elf King, then we have no choice but to follow your arrangement." ”
The leading black elf was relieved when he heard this, and said with a smile, "That's right." Little girl, don't worry, the king loves beautiful women the most in his life, and with your appearance, the king will not treat you badly. If you become prosperous one day, girl, don't forget me, the lifesaver. ”
"That's nature." Luo Yao nodded sensibly.
The Black Elf King was a shy black chunky man with a big belly, and he looked even uglier than Luo Yao had imagined.
When the leading black elf took Luo Yao and them to the black elf king's bedroom, he was wearing an eye patch, busy playing peek-a-boo with a group of beautiful women on a huge bed, grabbing one with his left hand and one with his right hand, hugging left and right happily.
"The king, the beauties you want, the little ones have found them for you." The leading black elf said in a respectful and flattering tone.
Suddenly disturbed, the black short and fat elf king was a little unhappy, pulled off the silk cloth covering his eyes and looked up, and then stunned there.
"What's wrong with you, King?" The maid on the bed was stunned when she saw him, and called out to him.
Black Humpty Dumpty came back to his senses, wiped a handful of saliva that flowed out, and ran in front of Luo Yao in a few steps, and asked with a shy face, "Where did this little beauty come from, it's so peugeot." This king thinks that he has read countless beauties, but he has never seen such a beauty. ”
Luo Yao lowered his head and didn't speak, pretending to be shy.
The leading black elf did not forget to flatter while inviting merit, "This is what my subordinates took a lot of effort to find for the king." In the hearts of his subordinates, the king is a hero of the world. Such a beauty is only deserved by a hero like the king. ”
The black short and fat who said these words was very useful, and he glanced at him with satisfaction and said, "It is worthy of being a talent personally selected by this king, and it is really excellent, and this king is very satisfied with you." Starting tomorrow, you will be the head of the king's inner court. Do a good job, don't let this king down. ”
The head of the inner court, who controls the financial power of the palace, is a fat difference.
The leading black elf was overjoyed, and hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed to thank him, and a string of beautiful words poured out of his mouth, and the black short and fat man who said it became more and more excited, looking at him with a capable gaze, and the two monarchs and ministers suddenly felt a sense of pity for each other.
Luo Yao watched from the sidelines, and sighed with emotion, no wonder the strength of the Black Elf Country has been greatly reduced in recent years, and it has been suppressed by the Bright Elves. To tell the truth, with such a monarch here, why worry that the day of the death of the country will not come?
Over there, the two gentlemen and ministers held hands to discuss and exchange each other's feelings about pickling girls over the years, and they became more and more aware of seeing each other. Luo Yao sat on the side and drank tea boringly, listening to it with a sigh of relief.
Finally, the leading black elf said, "The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and the king has a new beauty, so his subordinates won't bother much, so I'll leave." ”
Black Humpty Dumpty nodded, and waved him to step back along with the other beauties.
The elven envoy glanced at Luo Yao uneasily, and Luo Yao gave him a look, telling him to go down and wait for his news.
"Beauty, are you in a hurry? This king is coming to you, and I am glad that you are here. When everyone was gone, the black chunky pounced with squinting eyes, intending to practice the skills he had just learned from the leading black elf.
"Slow down, my lord," Luo Yao said as he pushed him away with a finger, "the little girl has something to say to you." ”
"If you have anything to say later, this king can't bear it anymore." Black Humpty Dumpty said urgently.
Luo Yao felt a burst of disgust in his heart, but his face did not show anything, and he covered his face and cried before the black short and fat pounced again.
"Beauty, what's wrong with you?" Black Humpty Dumpty wondered.
"My lord, it's not that the little girl doesn't want to serve you, in fact, I have a hard time." Luo Yao covered his face with his sleeves and said, "I can't hide it, I was originally a light elf, and not long ago, a plague broke out in the village where I lived, and many people died. My sister and I were trafficked here by traffickers. I thought I had escaped the disaster, but yesterday I suddenly developed some symptoms of the plague, and I thought that I might have contracted the plague as well.
The king is handsome and majestic, and the little woman fell in love with you at first sight. If you can serve you, the king, the little girl will have no regrets in this life. Unfortunately, I am already sick and sick, and I am afraid that I can no longer serve you. It doesn't matter if I'm dead, if I accidentally pass on my illness to you, then I'm really guilty and deserve to die. ”
As he spoke, he covered his face again and began to cry.
Black Humpty Dumpty has been hung for so long, his blood is up, and he sees the beauty crying heartbroken, and she is absolutely beautiful, she is a little delirious for a while, and she makes her debut, "Don't be afraid, beauty, it's not a plague, it's just a toxin in pollen, as long as you take the antidote, you can get better." ”
Under the sleeves, Luo Yao's eyes flashed, and before he could reply, he heard a noisy sound outside.
"Queen Mother, please let the villain go and report to the king, you can't just go in." The guard at the door of the dormitory said anxiously.
"Get out of here, what are you that dare to stop me?" An arrogant and rough female voice sounded, and then, the door of the dormitory was vigorously pushed open.
A super dark, super short, super fat woman appeared in Luo Yao's sight.
Luo Yao looked at Black Humpty Dumpty, and then at Super Black Humpty Dumpty.
Hey, these two are quite husband and wife.
Super Black Humpty Dumpty's eyes swept over Luo Yao fiercely, but he said lightly, "Where did the husband scavenge the beauty from this time, it looks pretty good." ”
Unexpectedly, the black chunky got up from the bed with a cigarette, and said with a smile, "What Madame said is just a little gadget that my subordinates paid me tribute to, and where can I be considered a beauty." In my heart as a husband, only you can afford the word 'beauty'. ”
Super Black Humpty Dumpty glanced at him, "If you have a flamboyant tongue, you will coax me." ”
Black Humpty Dumpty immediately stretched out three fingers to point to the sky, and said, "I swear to the sky, I will never dare to have half a lie to my wife, otherwise five thunders will hit the top, the sky will thunder, and there will be no recovery, and nine deaths will ...... life."
Before Black Humpty Dumpty finished speaking, Super Black Humpty Dumpty stretched out a fat hand and pressed it on his mouth, "Don't say it, husband, don't curse yourself, I understand your intentions, so let's give me this little girl, I will believe in your heart for me, how about it?" ”
was countered by an army, and the black short and fat couldn't say it, so he glanced at Luo Yao reluctantly, gritted his teeth and said, "Since Mrs. likes this girl, let's take it." ”
"Is the husband really willing?" Super Black Humpty had a sneer in his eyes.
"Of course, Madame wants, so what else can I say?" Black Humpty Dumpty nodded, feeling a secret pain in his heart.
"Since my husband is so caring, I might as well be respectful." Super Black Humpty Dumpty said satisfied, "Come on, take this woman away for me." ”
With that, he turned and left. Several maids stepped forward, grabbed Luo Yao's wrist, and dragged her to keep up with Super Black Humpty.
"Phew, stinky girls, don't you just rely on the power of your own dragon family? You wait, wait for Lao Tzu to become the real elf king in the future, and after dominating the elf world, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up. Black Humpty looked at the queen's departing back, and lowered his voice and scolded.
Seeing that the fat in his mouth was gone, Black Humpty Dumpty was even more annoyed, and called the previous maid to come back to relieve the pressure and relieve the fire.
Super Black Humpty Dumpty walked in front in a hurry, and the dwarf maids dragged Luo Yao to follow behind.
Luo Yao's current mental activity is mainly curiosity.
It is said that he is afraid of his wife, but it is actually a manifestation of his wife's love. But looking at the way the couple got along just now, it didn't look like affection, but it was like a wife pinching her husband's handle and forcing him to submit to herself.
That lawless, unreasonable, and mediocre black chunky is also a king, why is he subject to a harem girl? What is the origin of this queen?
Thinking like this, Luo Yao spoke, "I don't know where the queen wants to take the little girl?" ”
Super Black Humpty didn't hear about it and ignored her at all.
"Bastard, what are you, and you deserve to talk to your mother?" A maid next to him scolded.
Luo Yao admitted her mistake very obediently, "What my sister taught me is that I am too ignorant. The little girl was born in the mountains and had no etiquette instruction. is not like the queen mother, at first glance, she is a nobleman from a family born in the black elf country, and her temperament is far more comparable. ”
The maid really got on the trick and said, "How can a broken place like the Black Elf Country cultivate a lady like our mother?" Let me tell you, our mother is the niece of the Lord of the Dragon Realm and the sister of the Silver Dragon Protector. You don't know anything, don't talk nonsense. ”
Luo Yao lowered his head and replied 'yes', and had already sorted out all the words he had received tonight.
So, the clue looks something like this:
1. The plague is not a plague, but is actually caused by a toxin spread by some kind of pollen;
2. The Black Elf King knows what the antidote to that toxin is;
3. The Black Elf King secretly married the Dragon Realm. He was so in awe of the queen because he was entangled in some kind of interest with the dragon world.
The speculations based on the clues are as follows:
1. The Black Elf King should be one of the masterminds of this plague event. The reason why it is said to be 'one' is because Luo Yao believes that with the IQ of Black Humpty Dumpty, it is impossible to complete this big conspiracy alone;
2. That kind of flower should have been introduced in recent years, and it has a wide distribution range and a strong ability to spread pollen. If you don't guess wrong, it should be Iris;
3. The dragon clan has joined forces with the Black Elf Country. Maybe this incident was planned by the two clans together, wanting to bring down the Bright Elf clan together.
It's all figured out, but there's still a problem.
Luo Yao looked at the shackles on his hands and feet and the locked cell door and smiled bitterly,
How do you escape from this well-guarded dungeon of the Dark Elf Kingdom?