Chapter 14 The so-called stunt
After dealing with a day's government affairs, the sun and the moon change outside the sky, so it is time to rest.
Even gods are flesh and blood, which is as legendary as mortal mythology, and they never grow old.
Tianjun walked towards his couch, his behavior like this, his immortal green waist in the past must have arrived at his side. However, today, when the green waist returned to the forest realm, he was specially allowed to take a three-day vacation, and this clever point was gone. The unclever little fairy doesn't know where to run.
He is a heavenly king, but he is very good-natured. Especially his red gauze white brocade gold silk embroidered phoenix, how simple the style, this wide clothes and untie the belt, no matter how simple, he took it off casually. With a simple spell, the clothes pounced on the specially sealed Liangqi Xilang.
When the unwitty Xian'e remembers, she will probably help him put it away and take it to the heavenly terrace to clean his clothes.
But looking at the head and end of the bed, the bed net was not pulled. Tianjun Rao is good-tempered, and he can't endure it again and again, and this unclever Xian'e has repeatedly neglected this trivial matter.
Immediately, he evoked the name of the immortal: "Fuxiao! Fuxiao! ”
No one answered! Or is she too generous, so I can't forgive her this time!
Tianjun frowned, and suddenly remembered something. This last time he came to the ninth festival, he was the incarnation of Xian'e, and this time this new Xian'e won't be him again, right? How blind are the eyes of the head of this heavenly palace!
However, this probability should not happen again, and now that the sacrifice nine is in and out, it is simply swaying around his Qiongxiao Palace. Don't change into a fairy again, and wear that ill-fitting palace dress to find yourself awkward.
Thinking of this, it's strange, this sacrifice nine washed for half an hour, and disappeared, where did he go to wash his stinky sweat?
But it was pure after all, which made Tianjun very moved.
However, the moment he opened the tent, the emotion in his heart came to naught, and the rare purity was blocked by the flirtatious man who was on his bed right now!
Sacrifice Nine!
He's on his couch!
At this moment, Saijiu is officially experimenting with his primary lure skills, the first step: lure!
Sai Jiu stroked the long hair that was scattered, and the strands fell down to his chest along the underwear that Tianjun took off in the Narcissus Pool, and the remaining strands hung down his neck along his chest.
The charm of the intriguing heart and bones is interpreted on the body of the wide-chested man Sai Jiu, which is simply thunderous! If you drink wine, your heart and soul will pour into your mouth.
When he ascended, Tianjun's entire face was as black as carbon.
This first step is actually the rabbit elf spirit to teach it, that is to say, in fact, this is a scheme: to lure the attack!
However, when it comes to the ninth sacrifice, it is clearly pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
Let's look at his ill-fitting tight clothes, the nine shoulders are wide and the chest is wide and the waist is narrow, and the underwear of the Heavenly Monarch is worn on his body, although it does not fit together, it is just right to be exposed. Strong pectorals, strong abs, and hidden lats on both sides.
Wheat-colored skin greatly increased his masculine charm by twelve percent!
This is definitely the standard body that every man dreams of.
Bang Bang Bang! Sai Jiu learned the appearance of the spirit and pretended to be gentle on the couch he had specially vacated, slapped his palms three times, first suppressed and then raised: "Tianjun~ Come on!" As he spoke, the process in Sai Jiu's mind went through again, waiting for the gentleman to enter the urn.
I don't know where this sacrifice nine came from, and the confidence to believe that the Heavenly Monarch would take the bait?
The Heavenly Monarch stiffened, as if his whole person had been drained by a magical force. This is still the three dissimilarities of the sacrifice of Jiuxue, which did not cause him not to be disgusted by the funny behavior of this wild man to vomit blood, thinking that the spirit and soft bones are charming, and intriguing. Sai Jiu learned a pretentiousness.
Soon, the lost strength in his body returned. And with that comes skyrocketing rage.
Qiang - the sword body is out of the body, look at the eyes of the heavenly monarch can no longer tolerate this pretentious demon! "Die!" Without saying a word, a sword stabbed through. The killing intent has been decided!
Sai Jiu stood up and pressed his sword on the couch with one palm, inexplicably: "Jiu'er, did I do something wrong?"
"You wicked bastard, you have to make inches!"
Today's sacrifice nine actions can be regarded as touching his bottom line, he is the Heavenly Monarch, this guy actually wants to share a bed with him! Outrageous!
The first plan: temptation! It ended in a mediocre appearance.
If one plan fails, there are two more plans!
The two of them hit from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, and then from the end of the bed to the bottom of the bed.
Sai Jiu rolled out from under the bed, turned sharply upward, and caught the Heavenly Monarch's long sword with an empty hand and a white blade.
"Jiu'er, why are you doing this? I! After a pause, "Wow~ Jiu'er wants to murder her husband!" Jiu'er wants to murder her husband! Woo woo woo ~ "
Two crying! Little One Stunt!
As long as the little one cries, Lingling is 100% soft. The success index is 10%! (look at the object!) )
A big man, it is understandable to kneel down and kneel down to his daughter-in-law. The key Heavenly Monarch is not to be his daughter-in-law of the Nine Sacrifices now!
With a sentence of murdering her husband, Tianjun's hazy face suddenly opened a pair of bloody eyes as deep as the sea: "Who are you talking about!" Who murdered her husband! Sacrifice Nine! Benjun is going to scratch you today! ”
These two cries - it just adds fuel to the fire.
Two plans don't work, three plans!
One temptation, two crying, three waves!
After a few rounds of sacrifice nine, he successfully captured the Heavenly Monarch, changed his appearance, and re-exerted his manly charm: "Heavenly Monarch, villain...... Wrong. The villain deserves death, and please ask the Heavenly Monarch to ...... "sniff~" to calm his anger. ”
What to say? As a man, his eyes are as deep as a pool. The demeanor is rough, but the appearance does not match if you look closely.
He has a clear face and a straight nose, but he has willow eyebrows and thin lips. Laughing dissolutely, typical of a merry boy.
"Jiu'er, look at this night...... Uh~"
Nine days are still cloudy, stars are in the sky, where is the night? There is no Spring Festival moment, and it is difficult to buy a thousand gold.
The typical brain of the sacrifice nine is not online, just thinking about how to make a pair with the good deeds of the Heavenly Monarch. I forgot that the two have not yet developed to the point of sympathizing with each other.
One temptation, two crying and three waves have no effect on the Heavenly Monarch at all.
Tianjun's self-esteem is too strong, which is destined to sacrifice Jiu, and his road to chasing his wife is blocked and long!
"You! Take off your clothes! ”
"Then Jiu'er, can you put down the sword first?" Sacrificial Nine flattered and behaved, pinching the blade of the sword with a hippie smile.
Putting away the sword, Tianjun scolded: "Take off !!"
The sound stopped instantly, and at that moment, the clothes on the sacrificial nine body slipped off directly. He's so obedient! Covering his younger brother with both hands, his unruly face was ambiguous: "Jiu'er, are you still satisfied with this?"
Satisfied? Satisfied with the big-headed ghost!
Suddenly, Tianjun's face turned red, and then he turned forgiving, and after a while, he turned blue again, and scolded angrily: "Put on !!"
"But Jiu'er, it's clear that you told me to strip naked, why did you ask me to put it on? Isn't that inconsistent? ”
"Whatever you are told to do, you will do it! That's an order! ”
"Oh!" Lifting his pants, "Jiu'er, I'm on." Picking up the clothes, Sai Jiu was very satisfied with holding them in his arms, "That's it." ”
A......
Brush! Tianjun cut his underwear with a sword, and then pointed to the sacrifice nine, and his mood had not yet eased, and he lost his temper again: "Where did you hide Benjun's clothes, you give Benjun back!"
"Jiu'er, you gave it to me, you don't joke!" Sai Jiu looked aggrieved and deliberately put on a bitter face.
"You are a scoundrel, you have jokes!" It can be seen that the Heavenly Monarch's wishful thinking about the sacrifice of the ninth is really unbearable!
For one thing, he really doesn't like men. Second, he is the king of heaven! Why is this sacrifice nine so stubborn, we must have a reverie for him!
Sai Jiu smiled, the corners of his mouth were so cracked that the two rows of teeth could be seen. Both this laughter and his smiling face showed the appearance of a ruffian, and sure enough, he responded to the scoundrel scolded by Tianjun: "So, Jiu'er also admits that he is a scoundrel." This can be described as a husband singing and a husband following. ”
was molested in nine hundred ways, and the Heavenly Monarch was furious. The cinnabar in the corner of his eyes faded, and it could be seen that the last trace of goodwill in his heart towards the sacrifice nine was also wiped out by his successive teasing.
Only then did he realize that he was too anxious and had hurt his self-esteem.
What to do?
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Panming Si returned to heaven to restore his life, seeing this situation, he was surprised for a moment, and without saying a word, he beckoned to the sacrifice nine together with the heavenly monarch.
Obviously, the Heavenly Monarch had died in those days, but today he suddenly appeared and fought with the Heavenly Monarch?
The details of what happened to him hadn't figured it out yet, but he was sure of one thing: Sai Jiu had to die!
The great transformation of the Ming Division actually came from the sacrifice of the nine. It was he who brought hope to the Heavenly Monarch, and in the days when the Heavenly Monarch was in a panic, he decided to turn his back on the heart of the Suzaku God and serve the Heavenly Monarch wholeheartedly! That's where he changed dramatically in recent days.
The Suzaku God may be right, sooner or later the Heavenly Monarch will become a monarch in his own right, they are gods, and their lives are still very long, how late can they be? When he was in power and conspiracy, his heart was cloudy, and he suddenly looked back, hoping that his innocence would no longer be there, there was only a cold conspiracy for the emperor.
When the years are quiet, why bother to go to Shaohua and Fuhu?
Moreover......
The Vermilion Bird God always wanted to speak and stopped, and finally said hastily: "Just wait." It's unpredictable. Unexpectedly, Mingji had changed his mentality.
He has ambitions in his heart, and the Heavenly Monarch is too young to have ambitions, and now it is not what it used to be. The ambition is just growing, and watching it swell and grow bigger, this process is what Akiji wants to do.
Therefore, it is enough to have him alone, and the sacrifice of nine must not be left!
"Eh~Jiu'er, help!" Saijiu doesn't have a hard time with Mingji, and even if the two join forces, they are not his opponents. The appearance of the Ming Division could be used by him, and it became an opportunity for him to ease up with the Heavenly Monarch.
I saw that the sacrificial Jiuyi sat on the ground and hugged the legs of the Heavenly Monarch, his hands and feet were like a tree, and he cried loudly: "Jiu'er, someone bullied me!" Wow! ”
"You let go of me! You bastard! "Whoever bullied him, it was clearly the two of them who punished him! But this guy began to play the scoundrel again, holding his legs so that he could not move for half a minute!
Pan Mingsi wanted to go around to the back of the Heavenly Monarch to give this sacrifice ninety-one sword, but he couldn't make a sword behind the Heavenly Monarch, this is disrespectful to the Heavenly Monarch!
Presumably, Sai Jiu knew this, so he went around to the back of the Heavenly Monarch and hugged his legs.
"I don't! Jiu'er, he bullied me, you have to protect me. ”
"You! Are you blind, or are your hearts eaten! Don't pretend to be stupid in front of Benjun! The sword was in his hand, and he still had an iron blue complexion, but this sacrificial nine regarded him as a safe haven, was he stupid, or did he think that he would not use the sword to provoke this guy!
Sacrifice Jiuyi's heart was on the flickering cinnabar record of Tianjun, and the hippie smile was still the same: "Jiu'er, are you tired?" You sit down, and my head can sit on the bench for you. ”
Tianjun covered his face with his hand, thinking in his heart and said, "You are really a sacrifice nine? Why are they judged like two people in the court? So stubborn and stubborn! ”
"I don't know. Jiu'er, do you know? Sai Jiu looked at the Heavenly Monarch and said seriously, "I didn't have any thoughts when I saw you. I just want to make you happy and protect you. I was very happy, and I didn't want to deceive you, but I wanted to see you as you really are. ”
"Your true face is a scoundrel! Shelving Benjun is pretending to be confused, and it doesn't count me? ”
"Scoundrel? Well...... Jiu'er, you don't seem to eat this set. ”
“……”
When the Ming Division sneaked up on that guy, the Heavenly Monarch quickly blocked it for the sacrifice nine. After making such a move, even he was very surprised and regretted it.
Look at this guy every day, it's really a scoundrel with himself, so what's the matter!
"Hehe, Jiu'er, you really have me in your heart." Sacrifice Nine is the lack of virtue of the hippie smile. There is no sense of aftermath at all. The next moment, the Heavenly Monarch raised his sword, "You bastard!" Look at the sword. ”
Sacrifice Jiu rolled and rolled, slipped to the cat's body under the Qingfeng stage, and looked flattering: "Jiu'er, you want to kill me but you still ask me to look at the sword, and you are still reluctant to me."
Pan Mingsi has already silently collected the sword, and it is also the intention of sacrificing nine, and the heavenly monarch is reluctant to sacrifice nine after all. He was disheartened. People are still there, but their minds don't know where they are going.
Sai Jiu is also interested: "Jiu'er, don't blame you, I'll come back one day, and I will never be a scoundrel!" Makes you angry. ”
As the saying goes, the country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change, and the king of heaven believes that he has a ghost!
Every time I see him, I am a scoundrel. Can he not play?
"Jiu'er, I'm leaving, don't miss me too much, I'll miss you very much."
"Roll !!" Damn it! Parting is still playing scoundrel!