Chapter Twenty-Four: That's it
As soon as the words fell, Xu Biao, who was sitting on the chair over there, reacted, only to hear his throat stir, as if he had phlegm, ho-ho for a long time, and did not make a complete sound.
Li Dahai frowned, and then repeated the words just now, and at the same time bowed his fat body and bowed deeply to Xu Biao.
But the result was the same as Fang Cai, Xu Biao still didn't say anything, just kept talking. At this time, the ghost mother-in-law opened her mouth:
"Old body Yin Sumei, this kid surnamed Xu has a lot of fate with me, and he is even more compatible with the people in our lobby, they are all old acquaintances, don't toss him in the immortal family, let's sit down and speak!"
As soon as the words fell, Xu Biao's side immediately reacted, this time he actually opened his mouth and said a lot of words, but Bu Xinxiao didn't understand a word.
The heart said that this is really amazing, I have never heard this language at all, it simply does not belong to any language in the world, Xu Biao, this kid is definitely impossible.
And his voice has actually changed, and it is completely two tones from usual. I was so panicked when I heard it, and goosebumps got all over my body.
Fortunately, there are many people in this room at present, and he doesn't feel much scared, it seems that this horse is really a real thing, usually he is really lonely and unheard, he has never seen it, it seems that he came to the right place today, this kind of scene is not something that anyone can see.
The ghost mother-in-law smiled bitterly, and persuaded her with good words: "Please ask the immortal family to speak human!" I don't even understand your language, I can't record it."
"Listen, your grandfather's surname is Hu, his name is Hu Mingli, he doesn't love grass rolls, he doesn't love Hongliang fine water, and he loves the roast chicken the most" The sad words came out of the mouth of Xu Biao, who was covered with a red hijab.
This time Bu Xinxiao listened more sincerely, although the person in front of him seemed to be Xu Biao, but it was definitely not, this word was completely another person from tone to accent, it was definitely not Xu Biao.
After Xu Biao said this, he was silent, and returned to the state of staggering, and the ghost mother-in-law hurriedly picked up the brush dipped in ink, and brushed and brushed on the blank red paper to write a few strokes in a row.
Then Li Fatzi continued to repeat the previous words: "Helper Li Dahai respectfully invites the immortal family to sit down, dare to ask who the immortal family's surname is, and which immortal mountain ancient cave to cultivate?" What do you like to worship on weekdays?"
This time it was much smoother, Xu Biao directly opened his mouth and replied crisply:
"Changbai, Hu family, Hu Renyi!" It seems that this master is a master who doesn't like to talk much, and he stopped talking after just a few words.
Things continued in an orderly manner, and Xu Biao also had a male voice, a female voice, and a rough voice; will be funny and constantly report various names:
"Lao Tzu is Hu Dahai, who loves Nahala the most, and worships more than he does in his diary............."
"Contemptible Huang Yuanming, I don't have any hobbies, remember to put incense on the fifteenth day of the new year!"
"Huang family, Huang Yuanqing, I like grass rolls, if you don't give it to me, I won't help with things........."
"Da Qingshan, Chang Shouzhen, I don't have any hobbies, you can leave the matter of exorcism and fighting to me.........."
"Daqingshan, always keep promises, I am as .......................................... as my brother"
"Python family, python jade flower ..............................................."
"Python ,.........................................................."
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When Xu Biao opened his mouth, he seemed to be unable to stop, and he reported more than 30 names, so he closed his mouth and didn't speak, swaying around by himself.
And Bu Xinyu listened on the side, and gradually learned a lot about this immortal family, and he found that these immortal families are also the same as people, with their own personalities, with their own preferences, and they seem to be flesh and blood, and their grievances are clear.
The ghost mother-in-law didn't care about anything else on the side, and she had been working hard to write, for fear that she wouldn't be able to keep up with the speed of the immortals' registration, but fortunately, she was busy in the end, and there was no mistake.
She let out a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat on her forehead, nodded at Fat Li, signaling that he could finish, Fat Li got the signal, and while shaking the rattle, he opened his mouth and sang a minor tune, which was much shorter than before.
"Call Lao Xian, you are hearing and hearing, the helpers are clear, I don't want to invite you today, I didn't set up a banquet to face the wind, I didn't set off the cannon and didn't light the lights, don't be annoyed and don't be confused~
Listen carefully to the words of the soldiers, Tiannan looks at a pine, the big pine bears two fruits, you want to use it or not, the two fruits also have their names, the soldiers will talk about you listen~
One is called Westward West Heaven and West Cause and Effect, and the other is called the Winter Solstice East China Sea East Red Color, the fairy picks the fairy to wash, and the seeds are in the mortal red soil, and the essence of the sun and the moon is gathered inside~
It took 800 years before and after it to grow, and in later generations, Luban cut down the tree, leaving only a green vine, and made it into a drum in the hands of the soldiers
The drum of the soldiers is merciless, one drum, the sound of thunder, the second drum, the yin wind, the three drums are about to be beaten, the thunderbolt and the snow are light, and the imperial grain soldiers have a big temper~
Please also ask the old immortal to take care of you~ The helper will send you back to your hometown~ You said that you didn't hit it~ Alas, hey, alas!! Hey~~Hey, hey~! Send ~ Shen'er ~ la~! ”
Xu Biao's side followed the drumbeat of Fat Li and the minor tune, and the amplitude of the body swing became smaller and smaller, and finally calmed down, and he suddenly spoke:
"Oh, I'm not asleep, why do I feel that a long time has passed, mother-in-law, Teacher Bu, what time is it?"
The ghost mother-in-law smiled slightly, seeing that everything was going well, she was also very happy, and she made a joke with Xu Biao unexpectedly
"Remove the red hijab, we'll be there, and we'll take you into the cave soon."
Xu Biao ripped off the red cloth on his head when he heard this, and then looked at everyone suspiciously, saying in his heart what happened just now, and he only felt that there were bursts of beautiful music.
Then he fell asleep in a flicker, and he didn't know anything about what happened later, and he didn't know anything at all.
At this point, the matter was successfully over, and the ghost mother-in-law took out two red envelopes, distributed them to the man and woman, and expressed her gratitude repeatedly.
Bu Xinxiao looked at it and muttered on the side, and said that these two people made money skillfully, the fat man was okay to say, at least he sang and sold his strength, and the woman didn't do anything to sit there, and she even had money.
Sent away the man and woman, the ghost mother-in-law seemed to see Bu Xinxiao's doubts, maybe she was in a good mood at this time, and she solved his confusion for the first time.
It turns out that the woman's is not useless, but similar to an insurance, the fairy family is not smooth sailing, sometimes the disciple's tricks are not completely clear, and the fairy family can't come down, then you need to use the woman.
The woman is commonly known as the "Great God" a kind of psychic body, which is used to use her body to lead the fairy family to sit down as a last resort, although it is not used today, but according to the rules, it is also necessary to give happy money.
If you want to say that the most speechless person about this matter is Xu Biao, he only feels that he has slept for a while, and he doesn't know what this is going to be? I don't think there's anything special about it, do you?
No specific features have been developed? There's no feeling of a big increase in power and an explosion of the small universe? This fact is a bit far from what I imagined.