Chapter 16: Where Are You Going?
Xiao Ye had just climbed onto the balcony and saw the crooked girl turn to face him, and at the same time blocked his only entrance to the balcony. Although I was a little angry, I thought that after all, I needed to take refuge in someone's place temporarily, so I politely smiled and greeted the other party: "Hello, mud monkey." ”
It's just that he doesn't know how scary his current image is.
Crooked Girl was so frightened by his grimace that she screamed again, and the person naturally took a few steps back, wanting to leave this disgusting thing. The little girl was deeply struck and suffered 100,000 tons of physical and mental damage.
My knight is not like this, he didn't ride a white horse, he brought a white dog, and in general it was white, and it was very large, even if it was, it could be grudgingly accepted (what the hell logic is this). It doesn't matter if he's not Caucasian, woo~ At least he shouldn't be so sloppy and disgusting.
Xiao Ye didn't know the crooked fruit girl's thoughts, and it was just right to see her retreat and give up her position. Saving himself from breaking the glass window next to him, he turned into the balcony with both hands.
Standing on the wide balcony, he took the crowbar handed by Ke Fei, and while re-knitting the paratrooper rope into a bracelet, he said: "Can you speak Chinese?"
Seeing that Xiao Ye was doing his own thing as soon as he came in, he didn't seem to care about himself at all, the girl was a little inexplicable, he didn't dislike him, he actually put on such an indifferent look to himself.
The knight saw that the princess should not have knelt down on one knee, kissed my hand, and then praised me for my beauty......
The crooked fruit girl thought so in her heart, but her mouth was very honest, and when she heard the inquiry, she naturally replied: "Ah? Oh oh ~ yes ~ yes. ”
"It's okay, hehe, my English level is only a few words." Xiao Ye is also a very polite person on weekdays, and he couldn't take care of so much when he was running for his life, but now that he is safe, he quickly apologized to the host: "I'm really sorry to disturb you, but you also saw that we were also forced by those ghosts to have no choice, so we broke into your home to hide." After speaking, he raised his chin and gestured to the army of pet zombies who were still surrounding downstairs.
It may be that the nerves of the crooked fruit girl are relatively coarse, and she recovered from this series of frights and blows, seeing that the other party was so polite, she took the initiative to apologize to herself, and hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay, by the way, your pet is injured, do I need to help it bandage it with medicine here?" ”
It turned out that the crooked fruit girl ran back to the room in a panic just now, not because she was frightened, but when she saw the injury on Ke Fei's thigh, she went to find medicine and bandages to heal the wound.
Xiao Ye had already put the paratrooper bracelet back on his wrist at this time, and hurriedly said, "Thank you very much." He took the medicine box in the crooked girl's hand and put it on the ground, and the person squatted down with him. took out iodine wine, gauze, cotton wool, and hemostatic agents from inside, and finally asked Ke Fei to sit down with his back to him, then gently put his injured hind leg on his thigh, sucked two mouthfuls of water from the backpack sandwich water bag, cleaned his hands and Ke Fei's injured leg, and began to treat the wound.
Crooked Guoniu looked at the obedient squatting on the ground, and let Xiao Ye fiddle with the injured Ke Fei was taken aback. Now it is not the same person at all as the fierce image when it fought before~~ Oh, it's not the same dog. I couldn't help but reach out and want to touch it, but I was a little afraid that it would be unhappy to bite myself, so I stretched out my hand halfway and retracted it, and asked, "Your pet is so good, what's your name?" ”
"His name is Ke Fei, and he is my son. Rest assured, he is very sensible and will not attack good people. Nice and beautiful girl, even less so. "Xiao Ye's personality is a bit flamboyant, and he has done a lot of things to tease the little girl.
The praised beauty Ella was greatly boosted, stretched out her hand and gently put it on Ke Fei's head, and said, "Oh I'm sorry, hello Ke Fei." "She said just now that Ke Fei is Xiao Ye's pet, and then Xiao Ye emphasized that Ke Fei is his son, which is sorry, but Crooked Guoren respects the wishes of others, but it is better than the Chinese people.
Didn't say like some people said: 'What's the big deal, isn't it just a dog, we have more than XX, they are the most expensive dogs, how much is your dog, hey, it stinks very ......'
"Oh~" Ke Fei screamed softly, which was regarded as taking care of the crooked fruit girl, and her expression was cold enough, as if she was saying that the big white girl was a beauty.
"Hello~ My name is Ella, what's your name?" Crooked Fruit Girl asked again.
Xiao Ye was a little inexplicable, didn't he just say: "His name is Ke Fei, I just said it, and his English name is Kofi." "Do you think people have to listen to English names for crooked nuts? So I quickly said Ke Fei's English name, and I was glad in my heart, fortunately, I had an English name for my son, and today I didn't lose our Chinese face, and Mango has no English name.
Crooked Guoniu was confused by his answer, so she had to say weakly: "I~ I'm asking what is your name?" It's not about asking Ke Fei. ”
The unknown writer who was still proud in his heart just now really wanted to slap himself to death and lose his life. hurriedly said: "Oh, hehe~ I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Xiao Ye, Xiao He's Xiao, the night of the night sky." By the way, do you know who Xiao He is? "He also plans to introduce people to who are the three heroes of the early Han Dynasty? Wouldn't bullying other people's crooked nuts be Chinese history?
"Hello, Xiao ......"
After some exchanges, the two sides also had a preliminary understanding.
Crooked Fruit Girl's full name is Ella Jolie, a native of the United States, 23 years old. Both parents are engaged in diplomacy in the United States, and because the mother is of mixed Chinese and American descent, the husband and wife were sent to work together in the Consulate General of the United States in Yangshi a few years ago. She completed her degree in architectural design at the age of 21 before moving from the United States to live with her parents in Yangshi, where she continued her studies at nearby Yat-sen University, where she focused on ancient Chinese architecture.
There is a reason why Ella has a special affection for Huaxia and Huaxia architecture, because she grew up in her grandfather's house, and his grandfather was a pure Chinese man, and he only took her grandmother after arriving in the United States. The stories her grandfather told when she put her to bed were completely different from the fairy tales that her mother used to tell about princes and knights. My grandfather talked about the life she lived with the neighborhood children in the Xiguan Mansion when she was a child, and over time, this special emotion was deeply implanted in her mind.
In the end, she said: "My grandfather passed away a few years ago, and I wanted to come to Huaxia to see where my grandfather lived. The little girl's Mandarin was quite slippery, with only a little crooked kernel accent, and Xiao Ye had no difficulty communicating with her.
After dealing with the large and small wounds on Ke Fei's body, he had time to seriously observe the quarter-Chinese in front of him.
He has long wavy hair with gold and black, and his nose is not usually straight, with a small bulge at the tip of his nose. The eyes with blue pupils are not particularly large, and the deep eye sockets appear to be deep, mysterious and a little smart. She loves to laugh, and the laugh lines around her eyes betray her. Above the pointed chin is a pair of plump lips that are a little excessive, and the corners of the lips are almost at right angles upward, even if you don't smile, it looks like you're laughing, and it looks sexy and a little playful. Her mouth is large except for the thickness of her lips. Its mouth is big enough to swallow an apple.
Purely aesthetically speaking, these crooked fruit girls of Chinese descent are not very beautiful, and they are not ugly, but they are super individual, which can attract the attention of others and leave a deep impression. Those who don't like it will think that it is just more individual, and those who like it will like it very much.
On the whole, her facial features are a bit like the super-killer girl in the movie "King Haibian", Kolo Moretz. At the beginning, Xiao Ye was also very obsessed with this violent little Lori. Later, he gained a lot of weight, and his face was also disabled, which made Xiao Ye feel sorry.
The white beauty in front of her, who is about the same size as Xiao Ye now and has a thin figure, is more like Kolo Moretz when she grows up, or Xiao Ye's ideal Kolo Moretz. The middle-aged uncle of Ailori, who has not seen a woman for a long time (zombies are not people), was a little confused for a while, and his eyes were staring at people's faces for a long time and couldn't move away.
Xiao Ye's aggressive eyes made Ella a little scared, and she said softly: "That ~ Mr. Xiao ~ ”
"Huh? What's up? Xiao Ye was called back to his senses, and he also felt that it was rude just now, so he hurriedly asked.
Ella lowered her head and said a little embarrassed, "Can you give me a sip of water?" ”
Xiao Ye was stunned, he didn't know why Ella made such a strange request, remembering that he was so rude to people just now, and he was embarrassed to ask more, he didn't even think about pulling up the straw and stretched it out: "Yes, drink as much as you want." But when he stretched it out, he regretted it, how long was the hose of the backpack water bladder? At most, he can only stretch out his shoulders for more than ten centimeters, doesn't he have to let people hold him or lie on his shoulders to drink?
Maybe it's really because I haven't seen the opposite sex for too long, Xiao Ye is a bit of an X-worm now. Without the blessing of the killing smile, my head was really a little funny, and I completely forgot that I could take off my backpack and give it to others to drink.
Do you have to be so intimate when you first meet? Of course, Ella didn't think he really forgot to take off his backpack, and no one believed him. I thought that Xiao Ye deliberately wanted to eat his own tofu, but his fair-skinned but somewhat rough white face suddenly turned red. In normal times, even if Xiao Ye's face is okay, and the tiger tooth that will be revealed every time he smiles can indeed add a lot of points, Ella will give him a big slap before speaking.
The problem is, Ella hadn't drunk water in almost ten days, and she really wanted to take a sip.
"Woo~ Wang! Barking! Just as Ella was about to sacrifice her hue for a sip of water, her savior spoke up.
Xiao Ye's fantasy of being embraced was interrupted a moment before it was achieved, and her face suddenly collapsed, and she slapped Ke Fei to make your kid troublesome!!
Ke Fei was unusual, and he was not stunned by his father who fell into a perverted state at all, but grinned at him even more viciously to express his opinions.
Xiao Ye remembered something, and suddenly lost his temper, and then he finally thought of taking off his backpack and said, "I'm sorry, I usually carry it all the time when I go out, and I forgot that I can take it off, you can take it off, you can take it to drink." Then he stuffed the rucksack into Ella, squatted down and pinched his son's ear, put his nose on his nose and said, "I know that I will help your mother keep an eye on me, do you know that you are only me now, and if I don't want you, you will be an orphan." Why don't you go get your mother back? ”
Speaking of his mother, Xiao Ye was in a bad mood all of a sudden, and rubbed Ke Fei's face fiercely, scolding: "Also, if I hadn't saved you just now, you would have died!" Do you know? He's dead!! Hmph, you anti-bone boy, lie down and play dead! ”
Ke Fei didn't know if he was really afraid of Xiao Ye's threat, or if he was successfully interrupted by the fact that he was eating the little girl's tofu and compromised. Hearing this, he obediently lay on the ground, stretched his limbs upward, and kicked Xiaoqiang a few times before he died.
Ella really hasn't drunk water for a long time, and she keeps sucking it while holding her rucksack, and she doesn't mind an indirect kiss from Uncle Se. quietly watched the interaction between the 'father and son', and also knew from their conversation that Xiao Ye was originally a married man. Out of curiosity and out of self-protection, he asked, "You~ where is your wife?" ”
Xiao Ye raised her head, pretended to smile lightly, and said, "She was trapped in the company during the rainy rain in the last days, and now she is lost." ”
Dear, yes, you must just be unable to contact me because you have no electricity or internet. I almost took advantage of a crooked fruit girl, but unfortunately I was disturbed by the funny son you sent to spy on me. Hmph, even if you are powerful, your son will listen to you. Wait for me, in a day or two, and I'll be able to come to you.
"I think she must be waiting for you somewhere, and you will definitely be able to see her again." Ella is not stupid, she is also very smart, and she knows how to use words to trick Xiao Ye.
Xiao Ye was still thinking about his wife, thinking about getting the equipment suitable for Kefei as soon as possible, and going to Kyushu to rent a car and get the car as soon as possible. How could he have the energy to take care of the little girl's thoughts, so he stood up and pointed to the rucksack with a smile: "Can you give it back to me?" ”
Ella didn't expect Xiao Ye to be so stingy, and she would return to her backpack if she didn't agree. But how can a person not bow his head under the low eaves? After drinking a lot of water, she didn't need it so much, so she returned her backpack to Uncle Pervert a little angrily.
Putting on his backpack and lifting the crowbar, he walked through Ella's room from the balcony to the door: "Are there many zombies outside?" ”
Ella, who was following behind, didn't know what he wanted to do, and said, "There is a security guard patrolling the building at the door. ”
Xiao Ye nodded, and as soon as he put his eyes on the cat's eye, he saw that the security guard zombie was also lying on the door looking at him. Frightened, he hurriedly turned his head away from the wooden door, for fear that if he slowed down, he would be kissed by zombies.
Ella burst out laughing at his movements.
Xiao Ye took her as a mockery, and her face was a little unbearable. I thought to myself, very angry! Very angry! Find a zombie to dispel your anger. Open two doors and rush out, knocking the hapless security zombie into a dead security guard in a few clicks. Ke Fei leisurely guarded the surroundings in the back, and he didn't need to make any action in these small scenes.
After destroying the security zombies, there was nothing of value on him except for a bright flashlight of less than twenty centimeters. It's just a key card, not even a key. Xiao Ye is very unhappy, pretending to be tall, isn't it just a little more upscale than the community he lives in? Hum! It's not like I've cleaned myself up.
With a little hatred of the rich, dragged the corpse to the door of the farthest resident from the pet zombie army downstairs, Xiao Ye familiarly used a crowbar to pry open the iron door, knocked on the wooden door a few times, and then listened for a while, probably knowing that there were only two zombies waiting inside.
Greeted Ke Fei and guarded behind him, telling Ella to stay away, and then kicked open the door, and Ke Fei skillfully rushed in one after the other to solve the two dead house zombies.
Xiao Ye pointed around the house and said to Ella, "You can take whatever the supplies inside, even if you helped us with our remuneration today." After saying that, he went to the open master room, turned out the suitable coat and trousers inside, and braided them into a thick rope. I plan to tie Ke Fei up with clothes first, put it down from the balcony, so that I can quietly not alarm the group of pet zombies, and then sneak home.
Ella was a little anxious, and hurriedly grabbed Xiao Ye's hand as hard as she could, as if she was grabbing a life-saving straw, and asked, "You~ Where are you going?" ”
Xiao Ye looked confused, of course he was going back to his own home, what are you doing? Do you want to follow me......