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As soon as Zhou Shishi heard what the fuck said, he also came to his senses.

Yes, it's useless to be afraid now, asking the master for help is the first priority.

"Plop" made me kneel on the ground.

hugged my trouser leg and began to snot and tears: "Master, I was wrong before, my attitude towards you." But you monks, ah no, you are compassionate, adults don't care about villains, and the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, so he will definitely save me. Otherwise, it would be a pity for a young talent like me to die. I..... I haven't even asked my mother-in-law yet! Woowoo woo ............"

What kind of young talent are you?

I looked black and pulled him up.

Jiang Meiyue pulled me aside: "Shang Lu, don't worry about this matter." The ghost door of the Midyear Festival is wide open and hundreds of ghosts are walking at night, how capable are you to dare to fight with thousands of ghosts? ”

Oh, yes!

I'm just a small phase master of the third grade of the ground level, and I have a bit of talent in appearance, but if I talk about catching ghosts and curing ghosts, I don't have much ability.

What's more, there are thousands of ghosts from the underworld during the Midyear Festival.

Don't talk about me, this is going to change any of the Great Heavenly Masters of Longhu Mountain or Laoshan Mountain, and they don't dare to take care of this matter.

The wrath of the people is another crime, and it can be said that he will die.

This week, I don't know where to recruit the enemy, dig a hole bigger than the sky for him, who will fill it.

Aunt Zhou looked embarrassed when she saw me, knowing the situation of Zhou Zhou's life, there was more than one bad luck.

"plop" and knelt down for me, I hurriedly pulled her up, and said don't kneel at every turn, God is going to break my life.

Aunt Zhou snorted and cried, saying that she only had one son in one life.

In the countryside, the son was the emperor of the family.

The family personnel preceded him, let him, obey him, for fear that he would suffer a little bit and not grow up. Holding it in his hand for fear of falling, he was afraid of melting in his mouth, so when he sent him out and went in, he didn't shout "The emperor has arrived".

Aunt Zhou doesn't know what it means to be a loving mother and a loser, and she doesn't know what Zhou Zhou is like now, it's all because he is used to it.

If he doesn't gamble in his life, he can't get involved in it.

She only knew that her son was going to die, and she couldn't live. It's better to hit and die now, go to the front to explore the way for your son, so that your son can't find the direction if he goes down.

As he spoke, he slammed his head against the corner of the pointed table in the yellow rosewood.

Is this still worth it?

I hurriedly grabbed her and said Auntie, don't worry, I'll think of a way for you, think of a way.

When Jiang Meiyue saw it, she hated Aunt Zhou's teeth, what kind of person, she cried, made trouble, and hanged herself, completely ignoring whether others could handle this matter, and only thought of her own son.

He hit me again and said I wouldn't let you help.

Aunt Zhou glared at her viciously, hating to strangle her to death.

I hurriedly pulled Jiang Meiyue aside and said, "Forget it, it's all coming to the door, it's not good if you don't help." For Mr. Yin and Yang, seeing death and not saving is equivalent to killing people, have you forgotten? ”

"But it's too dangerous!"

Jiang Meiyue said: "Civilized Zhongyuan Festival, the underworld forgives sins. I don't think they came to forgive sins, but to sin. You have to help them, waiting to be taken back to the underworld by the Hundred Ghosts Night Walk! No one will save you! ”

Speaking of this, Jiang Meiyue's eyes turned red.

"Alright, alright!"

I pulled out a wet tissue and wiped her tears, and said, "I said help, I didn't say that I want to be Superman Diga, and I can't get along with thousands of ghosts!" I don't want to go down to see the eighth master so early! ”

"Go, go, go!"

Sheng Shutong in Chijin Ruyi spoke: "Little Shangzi, you come down early, this palace and the eighth master are very familiar." When the time comes, ask the eighth master to arrange an idle job for you in the underworld, and you can play with the palace every day. ”

Sheng Shutong has been obsessed with "Yanxi Raiders" recently, and has cried several times to Queen Fucha inside. scolded and scolded the big pig's trotters who played the emperor, loved and hated, and the sense of substitution was strong.

Even when he spoke, he was also from the palace and the palace, and he gave me a nondescript title - a small businessman?

When Jiang Meiyue heard this, she took out the red gold Ruyi and turned around and left.

"Hey!"

I hurriedly stopped her: "Why are you going?" ”

Jiang Meiyue hatefully shook the red gold Ruyi in her hand: "I melted it, look at how this female ghost is still instigating you!" Nonsense every day! ”

The fairy daughter was attached to Chijin Ruyi, and Ruyi was gone, and she was also wiped out.

"Hey! Other! ”

Sheng Shutong immediately admitted: "I was wrong, can't I be wrong?" It's okay if the little merchant doesn't come down, I'll accompany him in the world, the same, the same. ”

Jiang Meiyue dissipated her anger and put Chijin Ruyi on the table.

"Master!"

Aunt Zhou began to cry again: "I know you are embarrassed, but I can't help it!" Master, you are a good person to the end, woo woo, I kneel down for you! ”

Damn, I have to kneel again, is there anything else?

With a quick eye, he grabbed Aunt Zhou and said, "I thought about it for a while, this matter is not completely unsolvable, but if you want Aunt Zhou to help, are you willing?" ”

"Yes, yes!"

As soon as his mother heard that I was relieved, she hurriedly agreed, as if she was reciting the lines of the TV series: "Master, you told me to go east, and I will never go west." If I can save a lifetime, I am willing to do anything, even if it costs my life. ”

I waved my hand: "It doesn't have to be that serious as paying for your life. ”

"What then?"

The whole room was full of people, all wondering what I could do to stop the night walk of the hundred ghosts.

I smiled mysteriously: "Do you know Uncle Xiao?" ”

"Which Uncle Xiao?"

Zhou Shi's brain twitched: "The one who plays chess with people on the commercial street, or the one who sells baked cakes?" ”

"Neither!"

I said, "This Uncle Xiao is not Uncle Xiao, this Uncle Xiao is not a pronoun, it does not refer to someone, it is a noun." But it is also a pronoun, referring to a person. ”

"What a thing!"

Jiang Meiyue kicked me: "Don't sell it, don't make it clear, don't want me to let you take care of this idle matter." If you don't let my brother lock you in a small dark room, I won't be yours.... Your ......."

"What's yours?"

Sheng Shutong didn't die, and came again: "What's yours?" Say what? ”

"Your guardian!"

Jiang Meiyue glared at Chijin Ruyi: "When you come out, grandpa can tell me that I will have full custody of you!" ”

"Alright, alright!"

I pressed Jiang Meiyue back into the chair and sat down: "I'll just tell you, in the south, have you ever heard of a sentence: Look at you like that, like Uncle Xiao, with a big asshole, which one do you think you are?" Do you really think you're Uncle Xiao? ”

The meaning of this sentence is to satirize those who think they hate it, thinking that they are the same as Uncle Xiao, doing whatever they want, and going wherever they want.

I'm talking about this Uncle Xiao.

This Uncle Xiao has infinite ability, if he can ask Uncle Xiao for help. He was saved in the first life.

"But!"

Aunt Zhou is from the south, close to our hometown of Los Angeles, and seems to have heard of it: "This Uncle Xiao is too ethereal, there is not even a legend about him in the market, and I don't know if he is a god or a ghost, how did I find it?" “