Chapter 46 Colorful eyebrows
Jiang Meiyue's temperament is not gentle, as soon as she heard his tone, she came up and said, "Don't ask if you don't believe it?" There is that spare time to ask somewhere else! ”
When the man heard this, he immediately changed his polite appearance: "Ouch, I'm just watching it here." Only those who have real skills have tempers, and I believe in those who have tempers. ”
Depend on! It's pretty cheap.
Originally, I thought that Jiang Meiyue was not very friendly to people, and I wanted to remind her. Now when I look at the man's posture, it seems that people eat this set.
As soon as I thought about it, I glanced at his face.
The man who came was forty-one and twelve, with a flat haircut, and his shirt copied into the trousers of his suit and tied with a belt. It belongs to the dress of a middle-aged man who is very usual. Although the clothes and pants are worth a lot of money, they still give him the feeling of a high school chemistry teacher.
There is a saying - it is difficult to buy good taste with money.
He had a flat face and a round head, and a large, straight nose. With a bright yellow luster, he looks like a rich master. But he fell into heaven and heaven, and the Lord had bad luck and his family was poor. The eyebrows and eyes are also not good, and only from the nose to get into the luck, after the age of thirty-six, it means that he is a nouveau riche, and he has only started in recent years.
The strangest thing is that he doesn't have eyebrows.
Where the eyebrows should have grown on the eyes, there are only two pieces of flesh that are slightly whiter than the face. Looking at it this way, it seems that his eyebrows have just fallen off.
But at the end of the left eyebrow, there are one or two relatively long eyebrows, similar to the hanging eyebrows of the birthday star.
The photo book says that this is called color eyebrows.
Colored eyebrows, i.e. eyebrows that grow by half or more than the length of normal eyebrows. People born in the post-80s have a long life, and the rest of the years are unknown, and there is a prison sentence.
Saying that there is a prison sentence is just a forenotice, a person who has colorful eyebrows must have done something illegal in secret, and even he himself doesn't know that he is illegal but does it, that's okay.
And people with colored eyebrows are more unlucky.
In my daily work and life, I am often rectified, and my heart is entangled and cowardly. Only others rectify him, and there is no part of him to rectify others. In other words, they are often cheated on.
No wonder, as soon as I came in, I said that I didn't believe in the temperless, and I guess I have been deceived by other people's rhetoric many times.
Seeing that I had been staring at him without speaking, the chemistry teacher pointed at me with a briefcase in one hand and the other: "What about you, that little apprentice." Call your master out, there are guests coming to the door on the first day of opening, how can you not show up and ask the two little apprentices to make trouble? ”
"Are you blind?"
Jiang Meiyue's frightened spirit came up again, and when she heard the chemistry teacher's words, she pointed at me unceremoniously and said, "This is our master of Xuanyuan Hall, Shang Lu." ”
When the chemistry teacher heard this, he said with a look on his face that you were joking, right? Middle school students who have not dried up also learn to hunt ghosts? Cheating money, right?
Scam money scam money scam money!
Since I came out to see things, these are the two words I have heard the most.
But it can't be helped, who made me really just a high school graduate.
Thinking about it, if I stand in the position of a chemistry teacher, I don't believe that a young man under the age of twenty can handle anything.
After all, most of the people of our age are still lying at home, air conditioning, wifi, watermelon, small bridges and flowing water. Some even quarrel with their parents over a little thing, get angry or something.
Most of those who come out to work can't stand the hard work of that cheap summer job.
And the company recruits people mostly not high school graduates, saying that our age has no hair on the lips and is not firm - unreliable.
The chemistry teacher probably thought I wanted to make some money during the summer vacation, but no one wanted it, so I ran out to learn to be a god stick and wanted to deceive the gods and deceive the ghosts.
Get!
When I think of this, I think of a sentence - no diamond diamond, no porcelain work.
Since people don't believe it, I have to show some real skills.
said to the back of him who turned to leave: "Uncle, the problem with your liver is not liver cancer, don't be so anxious to seek medical advice, you can't die." ”
The chemistry teacher was stunned and turned around.
He asked, "How do you know there's something wrong with my liver?" And the doctors all said it was liver cancer. You feel like you say no, you are more professional than a doctor? How can you see it? ”
As soon as I saw a play, I moved a chair for him to sit down.
As soon as he sat down, he unceremoniously took the purple sand teapot on the table and poured himself a cup of milk before Longjing.
The breastfront Longjing was also given by Sister Pei.
It is said that the precious ones are very expensive, and the tea leaves should be picked before the Qingming Festival. And the tea picker must use a virgin who is not more than eighteen years old, and is clear and jade. Hang a small bag on the chest of the girl, and put the tea leaves in the small bag, so that the tea will have the frankincense of a girl.
Jiang Meiyue said that the breastfront Longjing was delicious, and just made me a pot.
I didn't know I had a sip yet, so I let the chemistry teacher take precedence.
I sat down across from him and said, "It's easy." The eyebrows are the longevity of the owner of the Baoshou Palace, the light and soft elders live long, and the sparse and stubby ones die quickly. And the eyebrows are green and liver-wooded, and your eyebrows have been taken off, doesn't it mean that there is something wrong with the liver? ”
What kind of big star on TV, the famous villain artist Ji Chunhua - the one who played the vulture in the Shaolin Temple and the four villains Duan Yanqing in the Tianlong Babu, doesn't he have eyebrows?
However, his five elements belong to gold, rushing to the lungs.
Therefore, it is only necessary to live a long life without eyebrows in Baoshou Palace, and the condition should be in the lungs.
When the chemistry teacher heard this, his expression was still faint, and he shook his head and blew the tea leaves in the cup, while looking like you continued to listen to me.
I said, "Your eyebrows have only recently fallen out, and the doctor didn't say anything wrong with your liver, only that there was no cure." And you have three yin and three yang, green and dark. You're sick with a ghost. ”
When the chemistry teacher heard this, his hands trembled, and the breastfront dragon well in the teacup spilled on the ground, which made me feel distressed.
As soon as I saw him, I knew what I was saying, and added: "The blue and dark complexion on the three yangs is lighter than the three yin, the three yin are the main women, and the ghost disease falls on the woman." Sanyin is in the children's palace, which means that the female ghost should be as old as your daughter. ”
"Master! Help me! ”
The teacup in the chemistry teacher's hand fell to the ground with a click, but fortunately the cup should not have been broken, and the fragrant breastfront dragon well was still steaming on the ground, and I heard the sound of heartbreak.
He didn't care about the cup or something, and hugged my leg: "The master is so powerful, he said it all at once." It's more accurate than what I said when I went to someone else and paid a huge amount of money to Bazi, and it was not bad at all. Blame me for not knowing Mount Tai with my eyes, and I don't know that heroes have been teenagers since ancient times. Save me, Master. ”
Jiang Meiyue snorted, with an expression that you now know that my family is more capable than Lu Duo.
He was still crying, and the passers-by outside thought that his father was kneeling and begging his unruly son to turn back, and he didn't fail to look at me and show a disdainful look.
You can see how scared the ghost is.
I hurriedly pulled him up and said that I, an eighteen-year-old young man, could not stand to kneel down for me with someone my father's age, wouldn't this make me lose my life?
Just ask him what happened?
He sat back in his chair and slowed down for a long time before he explained the situation.