Chapter 90: The Thief Who Stole the Beef
After saying this, this hairball stared at Li Fang with his eyes, after all, if there were no demon beasts in us, you would still not be alive now, but you would all be in between, don't forget your roots so quickly!
After all, Li Fang is from the mansion gate, how could she not hear the implication of the little hairball, and then look at the situation in front of her, the chief will definitely not stand on her side, and the demon beasts have their own skills, if they really don't know what to do, don't you have to suffer the bitter fruit alone?
After thinking about it, he looked up and smiled at the little hairball, "I'm a woman, and I don't go out of the door, what can I understand?" You discuss with the security chief, you can see it, you can do it, I will listen to you. After saying that, he led the child out of the house.
The chief looked at Xiao Maoqiu, but before he could speak, he was stopped by Xiao Maoqiu's words, "Has the new patriarch of Xiangyin Village been chosen?" "The chief didn't expect that the little fox fairy's brain would turn so fast, and he jumped to that thing all of a sudden, thinking, what is it asking for? Shook his head, "No, you see that from the attack on this Renyi Village to the present, how can there be idle time, I want to wait for the ancestral hall on the second floor to be completed, and then elect in public." ”
Little Furball smiled, "Elder Bao, I'll go and help get the village tree after dinner in a while, but the position of this patriarch can't just hang like this, otherwise this person's heart will be unstable." Little Furball thought to herself, where did I come from? Brothel! Hmph, I've seen a lot of my sisters' jealousy, and I have seen a lot of small tricks that secretly make stumbling blocks, and it's better to deal with some things quickly, and there are many long nights in the province.
When the chief heard this, he thought for a moment, and then nodded yes, "Okay, I'll talk to you about it now." Little Furball stopped him, "You call the children in first, divide the meat, and pour the rest of the soup into the villagers' porridge, so that everyone can get the meat together." ”
The dumb tiger watched the chief of the guard go out of the door, and then walked over with a slumped head, "You can do it, just divide my meat in a few words, hum!" In the end, I didn't leave your own share, what will I eat in a while? ”
The little furball looked at this second goods and became angry, "Eat, eat, you know to eat, you see, you are this land, but the demon beasts and the human race all have to tighten their belts to live, and they can't even wait to fight when they eat meat, you know how to eat, eat and eat, I think it's most suitable for you to eat first." ”
The dumb tiger was not happy when he heard this, "Little guy, my land is all for you to fool, besides, at the beginning, you were full of promises, and you could live a life like the old patriarch, I thought that it would be done after I ran away from Renyi Village, who knew that there would be so many troubles." Then you have to think about it yourself, anyway, I'm stupid and can't think of it. ”
The little hairball looked at it again, this second goods holding the little tiger, and thought that it must be no fun, "Okay, I think to myself, let's really not make up our minds on this cow when we go back, I think this cow is big, there is more meat, raise a few more, isn't it enough for us to eat?" As he spoke, he looked at the dumb tiger, "Tell me, is there a herd of cattle on this mountain, we can raise more." ”
The dumb tiger reached the ground and replied: "Yes, there is a mountain behind it, not too far from the mountain of the black eagle, but you better not fight their ideas." ”
The little furball asked puzzledly, "Why?" The dumb tiger played with the little tiger's whiskers with his hand, causing the little tiger to wave his claws several times and want to pat it, while explaining: "Why? It's not all because of you.
That group of stupid cows is not high, almost no enlightenment, it was a male and a female two cows over a hundred years old, a few days ago I heard that the bull was killed, even the body was not saved, for this cow is about to go crazy with me, I have to lead the demon beast to launch the beast to revenge it Xianggong. "Speaking of which, the little hairball's careful liver can't help but jump, it's broken, isn't it the cow? I've eaten its meat, too, and if I let that cow know about it, I'll have to kill me.
The dumb tiger didn't know the little hairball's thoughts, and continued: "I didn't agree, and it held a grudge because it was small-minded. Later, you made a random promise, so that I had to steal their cattle every once in a while, and when it saw it, it launched a herd of cattle to chase after me in the back of my ass, and now I have it, and now that old cow and I can be regarded as a day and two hatreds, three rivers and four seas hate, so if you want to hit their attention, you better think about it yourself, I will definitely not be able to help you. ”
When the little furball heard this, he thought, hey, it seems, this meal can be eaten casually, this promise can't be allowed casually, it's over, the account is coming now. Glancing at the dumb tiger, "Yes, I'll find a way to find a way back, I'll go by myself, I don't need you." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the hall opened, and six or seven children came in, and some villagers peeked in through the door. Each child was holding a small bowl in his hand, and the chief also stepped in with a smile and said, "I have already told everyone, our little fox fairy is kind-hearted, take out this meat and enjoy it with the children in the village." At this point, the chief glanced back, and the villagers watching at the door smiled and nodded to the house.
Seeing that so many people were looking at him, Xiao Maoqiu couldn't miss this opportunity to be in the limelight, so he came to the center of the hall with a big spoon and began to lecture the villagers, "You must know that this holy state belongs to us and these children, but in the final analysis, it is still these children. Look at these children, they are full of vigor and prosperity, like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and hope is pinned on them. As he spoke, he turned to the children, "The Holy State belongs to you!" The future of the Terrans belongs to you, too! ”
Speaking impassionedly, the little furball waved the rice spoon in his hand at the villagers, and then turned around to serve meat to the children. But what Little Furball never expected was that at such a solemn moment, God made a big joke with it again,
The second brother of the snake and his younger siblings heard the little furball's impassioned speech, and couldn't help but be excited, so they subconsciously came behind the little furball, but the little furball didn't notice their arrival, and as a result, they stepped on their round bodies as soon as they turned around, only to hear the sound of "plop", the broth splashed, and the little furball was planted in it.
The audience was silent for an instant, and for a while, the dumb tiger held the little tiger and stretched out his head to look into the pot, "What's the hurry?" It was originally beef stew, but this time it became a fox stew, and I don't know if it's delicious? The little furball listened to the taunt of the dumb tiger, and even screamed in the pot with anger, listening to the movement should not be life-threatening, so everyone laughed loudly, "This little fox fairy is so interesting, hahahaha......."
The pot is not too big, and the small hairball is planted in the middle of the meat, and it can't come out. The dumb tiger lifted the little furball up, shook it in the air, and joked: "Oops! I don't know if this beef is stewed or not, do you want to bite and taste it? "If you make a gesture, you have to open your mouth and send it in.
The little furball was so angry that he shouted, "Silly Tiger! "Who knew that this mouth sprayed onions, garlic and broth on the face of the dumb tiger." It's me, don't bite! After a dozen fights, the little furball was finally rescued from the pile of meat. The dumb tiger looked at the pot of meat that had been spoiled by the little hairball, and was a little worried, can this still be eaten?
The chief of the security guard waved his hand, "It's okay, our village is all rough people, and we don't pay so much attention to it." After two or three strokes, the meat was divided. Each child's bowl contained a few pieces, the meat of the three snakes and the little tiger was put together and put into a large basin, the bowl of the little hairball contained three pieces of meat and half a bowl of soup, and the rest of the broth was left for the dumb tiger in a large bowl, and the rest was poured into the villagers' vegetable porridge.
Little Furball held the bowl, looked at the only three pieces of meat left in it, and thought, hey, this good day has not been two days, and it looks like I have to tighten my belt again. No, it's not possible to make do with this, this can seriously affect the quality of my mixed eating and drinking, it seems that this cattle breeding matter should be grasped tightly.
The little furball was worried about the lack of meat to eat in the future, and the dumb tiger came over, only to see that he was holding two bowls in one hand, a bowl of broth, a bowl of vegetable porridge, and two roasted naan in the other hand, and walked towards the little furball in a leisurely manner.
Dumb Tiger smiled at the little furball, "Little guy, have you eaten your meat?" If you can't eat it, you can order it evenly, and I'll exchange it with vegetable porridge for you. You don't know that you can't eat too much meat, it's easy to get three highs if you eat too much. ”
The little furball is worried about the future development, this nasty flower-faced cat came to join in the fun, and the little furball replied to it angrily, "Go and go, while staying, it's still three high, don't you see that I'm about to have low blood sugar?" ”
After speaking, I turned back to my bowl, no, was it because I was dazzled, or my brain was not good, I clearly remembered that there should be three pieces of meat in the bowl, how did it become two pieces now? I ate it when I was thinking about something just now, don't you remember? Impossible, am I suffering from Alzheimer's again? No way, I'm not old yet? The little furball didn't have a clue when he was thinking about it, so he looked down and saw if it had fallen to the ground? Looking down, I didn't.
The little furball looked up again, and the corner of his eye swept over the dumb tiger, and he found that it was happy. No, this guy must be doing bad, could it be that the big cat with a flower face has used evil magic to change my flesh? No, looking for it to get this justice, the little furball raised his head and glared at the dumb tiger, "Silly tiger, say, did you steal my meat?" ”
The dumb tiger shook his head, "No, this king is a good demon and a good demon, if he says no, he will not be killed." ”
As soon as the little furball heard that it was still quibbling, he was about to pounce on it and pull its ears, but before his body moved, he felt that the bowl in his hand seemed to move first, and the little furball looked at the bowl again, and then there was only a piece of meat left. This time, the little hairball really didn't do it, I thought, how can I say it, it's also mixed up from Tianxiang Pavilion, and I don't inquire, inside and outside this Tianxiang Pavilion, only I steal someone else's, who dares to steal from me? This time we must teach the Dumb Tiger a lesson.
The little furball pointed to his bowl, stared at the dumb tiger without blinking, and yelled: "You big cat, don't you say it?" What kind of magic have you done? Stealing came into my bowl. Before I finished speaking, I felt a black shadow beside my face pass by like lightning, and it suddenly shrank back from my bowl, yes, it was it that stole my flesh, and before the little hairball could turn around, I heard a full burp behind me.