Chapter 1: Little Furball (Reworked)

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"Uncle, you're leaving, are you no longer sitting with the slave?" A brightly dressed woman is having a with a man.

The man on the other side replied: "Next time, Shishi, don't worry, next time I come to this Tianxiang Pavilion, I'll come back to you, wait for you!" Saying that, the guest turned around and wanted to leave, but as soon as he took a step, a "joy fell from heaven" came.

"Who? Don't look at anything when you throw things, damn it! The man who was hit in the head scolded and looked down, his heart was even more angry, and he raised his head and scolded again, "Which one is this that doesn't open his eyes?" Dare to throw your grandfather with chicken bones, damn it, I don't want to live you?! ”

Hearing the movement, the old bustard in the Tianxiang Pavilion hurriedly ran over and comforted: "Uncle, don't worry, let's see if it's broken, I'll teach her a lesson for you!" ”

The man was looking up for the culprit, and he was about to scold again while looking for it, but what he never expected was that as soon as he opened his mouth, a large pool of saliva-like liquid choked into his throat and eyes, and it was still shot from the top of his head, subconsciously smashing his mouth, there was a smell of food, yes, and chewed rice residues, too ......

"Gross! Cough! Vomit! Cough! ......" The big man was choked with nausea and lowered his head and coughed wildly, Hu Shishi on the side hurriedly hung down the back of the big man with his pink little fist, and asked with concern: "Uncle, how is it, are you okay?" ”

I saw that the big man slowed down for a long time before he breathed a sigh of relief, smashed it and said, "Xiao Li roast chicken, you can't be wrong!" The old bustard's mother Wu ran over with her fat body, stomped her feet, and said angrily: "Alas, what Xiao Li is not Xiao Li, looking for someone, which one dares to make trouble here without opening his eyes?" When I catch someone, I don't peel him alive! ”

Suddenly, the girl named Hu Shishi covered her mouth and shouted in panic, "Ah! ”

Mother Wu and the big man hurriedly looked over, only to see Hu Shishi pointing to a place in the courtyard in a panic, and said tremblingly: "Wu, mother, your ......" said and turned to look at Mother Wu behind her. looked at Mother Wu again, her face was pale, her eyes were frightened, and then she collapsed to the ground, closed her eyes, and passed out.

This commotion can stir up a chicken and dog jump in the yard, and people turn over on their backs. Hu Shishi lowered her head and called softly, and it took a long time to wake her up.

As soon as Wu's mother woke up, she stumbled forward two steps without saying a word, didn't stand firm and fell to the ground, only to see her look up with tears in her eyes and look at the hard-earned money she had saved for five years.

Thinking of this, Mother Wu got up from the ground and began to look around, she didn't believe that her treasure would break for no reason, so she yelled: "Which bastard did this good thing, come out!" ”

At this time, I saw a gray-white round woolen ball on the roof of the flower gallery rolled around, and everyone looked up at this strange thing, only to see that this woolen ball actually stretched out four small paws, and stretched out a small and round little head, and a big fluffy tail bounced out of the back, so that everyone could see clearly, this woolen ball seems to be a little fox, right?!

I saw this little fox standing staggering on the edge of the eaves, rubbing his little eyes with his two front paws, snorting, and muttering: "It's noon, and the little fox can't sleep well." As he spoke, he took another step forward, but now it was standing at the very edge of the eaves. Sure enough, the little fox kicked into the air, fortunately it reacted quickly, grabbed the tiles on the eaves with its two front paws, and in the midst of everyone's exclamations, the fox grabbed the ground three times and grabbed the ground before crawling back, patting his little chest, and muttering to himself: "But I'm scared to death baby me!" ”

Before the words fell, they heard a clang, and another thing fell from the eaves, and everyone looked down to see that it was a small rice basin, and there was a chicken rack that was left in it, and the man was immediately angry.

At this time, Wu's mother also found the culprit who burned her baby, because she had found that there was a bronze mirror standing not far from the little fox on the roof, and the direction of the bronze mirror happened to be her beloved blue crystal water toad moire shirt.

I only heard Wu's mother yell, "Little hairball, I have to pluck your skin alive today!" Then he pointed to the girl next to him and shouted, "Hu Shishi, you can't stop me from cleaning up this little beast today." I saw that Mother Wu angrily moved a ladder, and then took a broom and cage, climbed the ladder and ran to the little fox.

Hu Shishi looked down at the rice bowl on the ground, and her heart was also angry, and she reluctantly smiled at the man next to her, "Uncle, you just stand here and wait, see that I have to teach it a good lesson to give you a breath!" "When the man saw that someone was angry with him, of course he was happy to watch this fox catching show.

I saw Hu Shishi go straight down the stairs through the flower gallery to the patio on the second floor.

At this time, the little fox on the eaves watched the "three-way army" chasing and intercepting himself, and secretly muttered: Finish, it seems that this disaster is so bad that even his own life has to be put into it.

The little fox begged for mercy towards Mother Wu, who was climbing up the ladder, looking very ridiculous.

The little fox explained: "Mother Wu, your tattooed shirt is fake, I'm afraid you won't believe it, so I want to show you with facts." You look at the people's summer clothes are mainly blue and white crystals containing water elements, supplemented by various hexagrams in the gossip of the West and the water, and then the scales of other water beasts are inlaid on it to suppress the entire picture, which can have the effect of summer escape. The most important thing in this is the right hexagram, good gems, and precious water beast scales. ”

"Look at your thing, what's it? The hexagram is not like a wall chart, and there are no scales of the water monster beast, just a blue crystal in the middle, do you see that it is called a crystal? Smaller than broad beans, what are you not a fake? It's not my fault, really! "A look of reasonableness.

I turned my head and saw my mother Hu Qinshi climbing up the patio, and this time I didn't even have a way out, and shouted: "Mother, can you help outsiders bully your daughter." It's just that at this time, Hu Shishi had already come to the roof, looked at the little fox not far away, and roared viciously: "Say, what did you do last night?" ”

When the little fox heard this, he smiled weakly, and hurriedly explained with his paws, "Mother, listen to me, I was just afraid that I would be hungry and panic because I would breathe in the cold air of the moon for too long at night, so I went to the back kitchen and took a roast chicken to it. What happened just now happened after I fell asleep, it was purely accidental, and I really didn't mean it. In the end, it's because I'm working too hard. ”

None of the two people who listened to its explanation took its words seriously, glared at them viciously, and walked towards it step by step. The little fox was forced to step back. At this moment, I heard a woman's laughter in the backyard, and the little fox looked back, and his eyes immediately lit up, it was Erniang! It hurriedly shouted: "Erniang, come here, if you don't come, the little furball will return to its place!" ”

But what I heard was, "Mother Wu, your tattooed shirt is recorded in my account, this little thing will be put in a cage and hung on the pole in front of the welcome building to be a lucky fox later, maybe it can attract a lot of guests, hahaha......"

Mother Wu waved the broom at the little fox while agreeing, and scolded viciously, "You little brute, obediently enter the cage, otherwise don't blame the old woman for being ruthless." Seeing that my mother was also determined to clean herself up this time, what was even more annoying was that the big man below also shouted, "Little brute, dare me to drink your saliva, and I won't pluck out your fox fur for a while!" ”

The little furball had retreated to the very edge of the roof at this time, and when he heard the big man below shouting, he was angry, and cursed in his mouth, "Let you scold!" Let you scold! As soon as he lowered his head, he picked up the two tiles and threw them at the top of the man's head, only to hear, "Bang, bang, oops!" The man was not paying attention and was being smashed on the top of his head, and the blood immediately flowed out, so painful that he squatted on the ground and screamed.

Mother Wu saw that the little hairball dared to hurt the guest with something, so she didn't do it. In a fit of rage, he dropped the "weapon" in his hand and flew towards the little fox who was already in the Jedi.

But before he could get closer, he saw that the little fox gave it a flying kiss, and then when he lowered his head, he pulled out a huge handkerchief from under the tile just now, and then skillfully grabbed the four corners of the handkerchief with his two front paws, jumped forward and jumped down. This move was unexpected by everyone, and Hu Shishi, who was a mother on the side, exclaimed.

Immediately afterwards, to everyone's surprise, Wu's mother also jumped off the roof with her, not because she didn't care about life and death to catch the little fox, but because she couldn't stop stepping forward to catch the little fox's body, and shot down from the roof of the second floor face down. Just listen to "Smack!" Then there was a scream and a moan, "Ouch, it hurts me!" ”

Hu Shishi, who was so angry that her face turned blue, climbed down the ladder as soon as she slipped down, and Mother Wu raised her head regardless of the injury on her face, shouting, "Leave me alone, don't let that little beast go!" ”

Erniang, a melon-eating crowd, walked over with a shaking waist, lowered her head and kicked Mother Wu who was lying on the ground with her feet, and said with a smile: "Okay, you go back and bandage it, this little thing is quite interesting for me to look at." Then he said to Hu Shishi: "Go after you, don't let my child run away." At this time, Mother Wu also got up from the ground and muttered in a low voice, "This little beast is all for you to blame." ”

The little fox was blown straight into the front yard by a gust of wind, and finally landed in the welcome building in the front yard. Seeing that someone was about to come and catch it, the little furball grinned at the visitor, and then ran out of the Tianxiang Pavilion with a smoke.

Ran out of Tianxiang Pavilion, only Hu Shishi was still chasing, the little hairball was chased closer and closer, and when he was about to be caught up, he looked up and saw a restaurant in front of him, and the little fox ran into it in line with the attitude of preferring to die rather than starve to death.

"Oops! Who doesn't walk long and has eyes? Hey, what about people? Who hit me just now, people? The person who came was the welcome of this hotel, Xiao Er, who was holding a pot of wine with a tray in his hand to deliver to the guests on the first floor, when he happened to be hit head-on by a small furball. The little furball didn't have much strength, but it just startled Xiao Er, and the wine jug on the tray shook and didn't fall.

The shopkeeper of this store recognized Hu Shishi, and hurriedly came out from behind the counter to greet her, "Isn't this Miss Hu?" Do you have to take the little fur ball out to play? I saw that the shopkeeper was a tall and fat man, with a smile on his face, which made people feel at home, worthy of being a shrewd person in the business field.

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