There is a fairy miasma on the mountain in the south, and as a god, you can naturally turn over the clouds and rain your hands, and you can be full by drinking the northwest wind.

It's not so easy to go down the mountain!

When you enter the countryside, you have to follow the customs, and when you enter the mortal world, you will naturally become mortals.

First of all, you have to fill your stomach!

What skills are left for immortals to become mortals?

Qing He thought about it for a long time, looking at the gossip and compass at hand.

Fool people!

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"This girl! Ask about marriage? ”

"That son! Ask about the future? ”

"Mother-in-law? Asking for a child? Are you Guigeng? 80？ Turn right in front to find Aunt Yue, so you can't send it! ”

There is no market today!

Buzz~~~~~ Bang –

In front of the Yuegu Temple, on the fortune-telling stall, the bored Qinghe was beating flies.

Looking at the incense money in the Yuegu Temple next to him, he hated himself for not being able to pull the red line! A god. The popularity is not as high as Yuegu! Explain how important it is to choose the right major!

Qinghe is not convinced! Put away the small table, carry the signboard, and go to make a name for yourself first! Great opening bonus!

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On Zhongguang Street, the widest street in Lingguang County, a car is driving, and the carriage is yellow sandalwood, accounting for most of the street.

Suddenly! A man sprang out of the roadside, but fortunately, the driver reacted quickly and drove quickly, and the horse was pulled to a stop in a few moments. The man, however, stood still, looking pained.

Okay! I've met the porcelain!

The man in the car asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"Meet a splash!" The candlelight on the wheels responded

"Hurry up and send it away"

Candlelight jumped out of the car, walked up to the man, grabbed the man's shirt with one hand, picked it up, and shouted: "Where to go, where to go!" Otherwise, Hugh will blame me for being unkind! ”

Candlelight was dressed in a dark suit, tall and fierce, carrying the man.

The man he was carrying in one hand, his feet were hanging in the air, three inches off the ground, looking at the fierce appearance close at hand, and exclaimed in surprise...

At this time, it was the time of the county town, and the pedestrians who came and went quickly gathered and pointed at the candlelight

"This bully is going to deceive people!"

"Yes, in broad daylight, they are murdering in this market!"

The scoundrel man wailed: "Eh~ It's really unreasonable, the rich man of the high gate doesn't lose money if he hits someone, and he still wants to kill people and kill his mouth, there is no king's law!" ”

"It's clear that you're a who is lying in front of the car and wants to make money!" Candlelight argued angrily.

However, the onlookers did not buy it, and the sense of humility of the ordinary people in the market caused cynicism in their bones, and when they were placed at the level of judges, they had no brains to sympathize with the weak like themselves, but they did not know that a few words made the wicked a gunman.

"That's right! It's just too deceitful! ”

In the face of the commotion of the crowd, Candlelight had to let go...

The man lying on the ground had a sad expression, but he was proud in his heart, Bafangkeng had never seen such a car driver, and he must have been able to blackmail a lot of good people!

"Eh, this little brother is surrounded by black energy, a big murderer!"

A mysterious phrase came from the crowd, and everyone fell silent and moved out of the way.

The person who had been sitting alone in the car was so curious that he lightly hooked the curtains, and saw people in the gaps, dressed as a scholar in a gray cloth robe, wearing a pure yang scarf, with white skin and long beard, but there was a bit of a fairy style. Who else is not Qinghe?

The rogue man howled even more bitterly when he heard Qing He's words: "Who said it wasn't, he was hit by a car for no reason while walking on the road, and he would be beaten if he didn't lose money if he hit it!" How can I be so miserable!! Woo~~~" Rubbing his eyes with his sleeve while talking!

"Not only that, if the little brother doesn't break this murder, he will die soon!" Qinghe is colorful.

Then the crowd began to talk.

The man looked up at Qing He, "What are you talking about!" Go, go, go! Lao Tzu still doesn't know what tricks you have up your magic stick? ”

"Little brother can touch the old locust tree outside the north gate of the city recently?"

The scoundrel man lowered his head and hesitated: the day before yesterday, he stole the property of the tenants in the north of the city, and when he saw that the old locust tree outside the north gate was hidden and no one was there, he buried the stolen goods under the tree, thinking that when he left Lingguang in the near future, he would take them to the neighboring county to sell the stolen goods. But.... Seen by this magic stick? It shouldn't be, obviously I saw that desolation, and no one went around!

Seeing that he didn't answer, Qing He continued: "The place where the old tree is located has been a mass grave since ancient times, and all those who have no relatives and no silver for burial are all abandoned under the tree, and the tree is nourished and grown by the corpse of this lonely soul, and Huai is a ghost." If it's just a way to provoke you, you're provoking the dryads! ”

"That tree is very evil, and at night people hear all kinds of cries coming from under the tree!" The crowd of onlookers also began to whisper.

The scoundrel man was not calm: "You, you are talking nonsense!" Grandpa, I'm very good! ”

"Little brother, mortal eyes naturally can't see the imprint of this spirit body!" As he spoke, he took out a bottle of water from his sleeve pocket, put it on the man's arm, and patted it lightly with his hand. "You have to use the holy water of the poor way to be revealed!"

The rogue man with a confused face looked at the arm that had been slapped by the Xiangshi, and gradually showed a blood-red handprint......

There was another commotion in the crowd

The rogue man's face suddenly turned bloodless, and he was terrified! Kneel and kowtow: "Immortal!" Immortals save me! Immortals save me! ”

"Since it's related to you, then I'll give it a try."

Take out a piece of rune paper and draw it.

"Thou shalt go and return the evil deeds thou hast done, and then put this talisman under the tree, and pray sincerely, whether or not you can eliminate the calamity depends on your sincerity!"

Quickly took the rune paper handed by Qinghe, the rogue man hurriedly got up and took three steps to go to the north gate, suddenly remembered something, turned around and knelt in front of the car and kowtowed: "Small, the villain is obsessed with money, and he wants to deceive... Deceive good people out of money, and ask good people for forgiveness! After saying that, he crawled to the north gate.

The crowd let out a burst of boos and then dispersed.

Seeing Yicai's predicament, which was resolved by Qinghe's words, Candlelight couldn't help but admire, and stepped forward to thank him. Turn around, get on the wheel, and ride the horse forward.

After a few steps, Qinghe behind him spoke: "Huh? Five taels of Shenghui! ”

The candle was stunned, and the image of the immortal in front of him plummeted.

Qing He stroked his long beard and stretched out his hand to signal for money.

"Let's go!" The occupants of the car gave the command.

A few steps away from her, a tael of silver suddenly flew out of the car and threw it into Qinghe's hand

"Alkaline water, turmeric powder. One or two rubs are more than enough. A male voice came from inside the car, like hitting a jade chime.

Qing He, who was about to leave, heard this and glanced back at the driver, smiling playfully.