Chapter 154: My Chest Is Lost
"You, come here! Look, it's you, hurry up. โ
None of them moved.
Ye Xiaomo stabbed An Mengmeng: "Are you sure she is an old woman?" โ
"I don't wear it, but I ...... But the face is still an old woman's face! An Mengmeng said without confidence, "The elderly can also have a young heart." โ
I'll go, it's not a matter of being young at heart anymore, okay......
When they found An Mengmeng, they saw her staring at an old woman wearing mesh black stockings, a red miniskirt and an explosive hairstyle.
The fat man vomited out all the barbecue he had eaten at noon.
The wrinkles on his face, his dark eyeliner, the fat on his belly with three layers of swimming rings, and his elephant-thick fat legs pedal a pair of finger-thick red high heels.
It's not a problem, everyone can tolerate it. What is the problem? The problem is the chest...... Flat...... It's not an airport...... Not at all...... And what's that bulging thing out of my throat...... That's the Adam's apple!
This man is a man! o(โฏโกโฐ)o
"An Mengmeng, let's go, when you haven't been here!" Bai Mu turned around and pulled Tianqi without squinting.
The pseudo-old woman stopped doing it: "Hey, you little girl, I've been calling you for a long time, what's the matter if you don't come?" โ
What's the matter with such a terrifying existence of yours...... Everyone's mood at the moment is really like eating a fly, and I don't know what to do.
"Wow!" When the pseudo-old woman saw that they were really leaving, she sat on the ground and began to cry, and the fat man looked back and ran away screaming.
"Ahhh......hhh Lao Tzu has a shadow. โ
Bai Mu rubbed his forehead, didn't look at the pseudo-old woman who was sprinkled on the ground, and said helplessly: "You...... Will you get up first? โ
The black lace panties were revealed in the middle of the split legs, and the pattern was not the point, the focus was on the two obvious balls in the middle, and the elephant's trunk.
Can NPCs be so obscene and shameless?
Background.
Yokai A: I bet this is a cameo from Jiro God.
Monster B: This is a good bet, and the whole Three Realms know that he is a women's clothing controller.
Monster C: I'm curious about why he's pretending to be an old lady.
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The pseudo-old woman spread her legs wider: "You are not allowed to go, or I will take off my skirt." โ
"Can we sue him for disturbing the city's appearance?" Emerald Flower Insect and Ye Xiaomo hugged each other, so sad, I wanted to die......
Bai Mu buried his head in Tianqi's arms, and scratched his little hand desperately a few times: "You talk to him." โ
"Good!" Tianqi raised his hand and stroked her hairline gently, and the wide sleeves of the scarlet robe just covered Bai Mu tightly.
Looking at the pseudo-old woman who was still rolling on the ground, Tianqi coldly spit out two words: "Get up." โ
Not only the pseudo-old woman, everyone shuddered, and instinctively stood straighter.
The pseudo-old woman twisted her ass and stood up, not forgetting to throw a wink at the desert lone smoke who was still calm, the desert lone smoke's face turned white, and Mo Mo next to him immediately stood in front of him and stared at the pseudo old woman.
"If you don't say anything more, we'll go." Tianqi looked at the pseudo-old woman, I don't know if it was everyone's illusion, but Tianqi's gaze was not there.
Erlang God, who was far away in the heavenly realm, was opening his teeth and claws and saying cruel words to Tianqi on the screen: "Hmph, a little mortal, with the name of Tianda, he thinks he is great?" Those guys are too timid to think you're scary, and people aren't afraid of you! โ
"Ahem! Brave adventurer, will you help me, a lonely, helpless, destitute old man? The pseudo-old woman began to speak in a posture that she thought was bewitching, "My treasure, which symbolizes identity and pride, is lost, without that treasure, my life is no longer complete, and my life has lost its meaning." I ......"
"Getting to the point." Dozens of swords suddenly stood up behind Tianqi, hanging in the air against the pseudo-old woman.
"You can't kill NPCs in red, you'll be locked up!" The pseudo-old woman screamed.
Tianqi waved his hand, and more than a dozen sword lights flew towards her.
"Ahh I said, I said. The pseudo-old woman hugged her head and shouted, "Please help me get the fake breasts back!" โ
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Everyone turned around and left, and the pseudo-old woman fell, and I didn't know where to take out a piece of broken paper and shouted, "I'll give you a secret recipe potion as a reward!" โ
Secret recipe potion? Bai Mu stopped, turned his head and asked, "What potion?" โ
The pseudo-old woman said proudly: "The cold-resistant potion can resist low temperatures of several thousand degrees below zero. Drink this potion, and you'll be fine even if you are thrown into an ice cave. โ
"This system is like our waiter, you can use whatever you need." The fat man, who didn't know when he ran back, looked at Bai Mu and said, "Take it!" โ
I have to pick it up, Bai Mu nodded with a smile: "We'll help you find it!" โ
"Your breasts...... What does it look like? โ
When the pseudo-old woman heard Bai Mu say to help her, she was immediately happy, and said with a mouth full of big black teeth: "Two papayas." โ
What's there to find here...... You can just pick two more.
Everyone looked at the pseudo-old woman and thought that she must be teasing them.
"That's different." The pseudo-old woman saw everyone's suspicions, and said with a melancholy face, "I've been with it for more than ten years, and I have feelings." He secretly glanced at Bai Mu and said, "Oops! But well...... If there is a better one, the more suitable one is not irreplaceable! โ
The fat man suddenly spoke: "Do you like this?" After saying that, he took out a pink thing from his backpack, which was the bra of a peach-breasted woman that everyone was familiar with.
"Why do you still have this thing?" Night Xiao Mo squinted.
The fat man shook the bra in his hand proudly: "I'll go to that copy if I'm fine!" โ
"What is this?" The pseudo-old woman doesn't know.
The fat man handed it to him: "You will know if you bring it." โ
The pseudo-old woman took it unceremoniously and brought it to her body, and then the pink light flashed, and two lumps of flesh bulged high on his chest.
"Hahahaha! Ahahahaha! The pseudo-old woman laughed wildly, "This is better than papaya!" He also weighed it up and down.
"Satisfied!" The fat man smiled with a thief's eyebrows, "Then give us the formula, right?" โ
"Give it, give it!" The pseudo-old woman threw the formula over and continued to fiddle with her breasts.
The fat man glanced at everyone, and the crowd slowly turned around and quickly ran in the direction of the teleportation stone.
When he teleported back to Moon City, An Mengmeng panted and asked, "Why did you run...... Run? โ
"You don't know that prop?" Ye Xiaomo asked in surprise.
An Mengmeng shook her head: "I rarely make copies, and I have the time to make cakes." โ
"The peach-breasted woman's bra is only valid for an hour, and it disappears after that."
"Ahh Wan Mengmeng covered her mouth, "What if it disappears?" โ
The fat man waved his hand: "NPCs can't run around, and when they disappear, they won't have a place to look for us." โ
"Be careful when you go over there in the future, don't go near that coordinate." Bai Mu reminded An Mengmeng that she still had to go over there to collect ingredients.
An Mengmeng nodded: "Don't worry, the map is so big, it's good if I don't go over there!" โ
"Thank you so much this time, this recipe is important for the task we are doing now!" Bai Mu thanked her, and Tianqi stretched out his hand to hand over a red lotus stone.
An Mengmeng hurriedly waved her hand and retreated: "What is this for?" I'm just telling you the news, how can you ask for something so expensive. No! No! โ
"We have a lot of this stuff, and it doesn't seem to us to be worth much." Bai Mu put the red lotus stone into An Mengmeng's hand.
The fat man kept his saliva and said, "Mmmm, it's not worth it, it's not worth it......"
"Then I can't ask for it either." An Mengmeng shook her head and stuffed it back, "Look, I don't smash equipment, you are my friends, and I can't sell the gifts given by my friends, it's too wasteful to keep it on hold." โ
Bai Mu felt more and more that this girl was good, thought about it and took back the red lotus stone, and said with a smile: "That's okay!" Like you said, we are friends, and I won't be polite to you, if you need our help in the future, you must speak! โ
"Uh-huh! I will. An Mengmeng waved to everyone and left.
The night has shallow shrouded in the surroundings, the moon shell of Moon City exudes a jade-colored silver light, the whole city has also been crossed with a layer of glazed color, the colorful street lamps on both sides of the road are like embellished rubies, and the Moon City at night is beautiful, and has been selected as one of the most beautiful night scenes selected by players.
The group walked slowly on the road of the white slate, went to have dinner first, and then except for Bai Mu and Tianqi, everyone else went offline. The fat man Ye Xiaomo and Da Mo Guyan are now living in Bai Mu's house, and they go down to practice the exercises at night, and Bai Niangniang can guide them.
Bai Mu returned home and prepared to make the potion first, more than half of the materials needed were available to her before, and a few rare ones were originally not, and when she released the task to the NPC in the city before, she had collected a lot of it.
I didn't expect it to be available so quickly!
The potion was named [Fire Channel] by Bai Mu, and every time she made a new potion, the system would reward experience and money, and sometimes additional recipes and herbs. This time, I was rewarded with one more recipe.
[Invisibility Pink]: You can disappear within an hour, and no one, including NPCs, can detect it. Note: When invisible, the HP value is 1, and if you are injured, you will die immediately.
"That's good stuff!" Bai Mu happily jumped into Tianqi's arms, "Isn't there a battle for power every month now, we can make trouble!" โ
Tianqi pinched her little nose: "We have to protect the Demon Portal!" โ
"Huh? Are we going to war too? Bai Mu didn't know, because none of them had built a force.
Tianqi saw her staring eyes, her small mouth open with a cute look, she couldn't help but bow her head and kiss it, and said vaguely with Bai Mu's lips: "You can abstain, but we can't collect the teleportation fee of the demon world." โ
Bai Mu was kissed for a while before being let go, and pouted with a blushing face: "That's not good, the teleportation fee is ours, we have to participate!" โ