Chapter Ninety-Seven: Big and Small Eyes
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Another voice replied, "No, not only in your temple, but also in my temple." Come on, come on, have a drink first, get drunk and relieve a thousand sorrows. ”
The sound of clinking wine glasses came from the room.
The windows in the temple are also of ancient paper, and they have already been broken by Chuan Bei with his fingers dipped in saliva, and he also broke one for me.
We looked inside together, and saw two men, both about forty or fifty years old. There is a bottle of osmanthus stuffed inside, and there are also appetizers such as pig ears, peanuts, and chicken thighs on the table.
Two people, you have a cup, I have a cup, and no one has spoken.
Chuanbei leaned on my ear and said, "Aren't these the two gentlemen in our village?" They usually don't deal with each other when they are old, why do they still come together to drink today? ”
"Shh
I made a silencing motion.
Chuan Bei was afraid that I wouldn't be able to tell who was who, so he said again: "The one wearing yellow clothes on the left is the apprentice of the monk, and the one wearing green clothes on the right is the apprentice of the Taoist priest." ”
The man in yellow clothes spoke: "It's all our master's fault, leave the temple and Taoist temple alone, and both go out to travel, leaving our brothers and sisters to look at this broken place where birds don't lay eggs." Money can't go out and earn it. ”
"yes!"
Qingyi said: "The villagers at the foot of the mountain, all the top poor eggs, if you want to make a piece of beef noodles is still ancestral, poor from generation to generation, where to invite us." ”
Huang Yi thought so, and poured another cup for Qing Yi.
As if remembering something, he asked, "You say, have we gone a little too far, and the villagers have come to ask us to see things and ask for three sacrifices, and they can't take out so many things?" Could it be that because of this, they didn't come to see it because of something evil? ”
"What's the matter?"
Qingyi was confident: "The two of us have been taught by the master for many years, so we have such great skills." Where can I easily exorcise evil spirits from those ordinary people? Besides, what demons and monsters can there be in the countryside, it's nothing more than that this aunt has lost her soul today, and that uncle Ming'er is frightened. Otherwise, you will be asked to choose the longevity board. If you don't raise your value a little higher, self-esteem and self-love, no one will respect us in the future, and no one will take us seriously. ”
Huang Yi nodded: "What you said makes sense, but it's ......"
"But what, if there's a fart, let it go!"
Huang Yi thought for a while, and was very puzzled: "But what do I think, since we asked for three sacrifices and six rituals, there are even fewer people who ask us to exorcise evil spirits." Those people in big cities don't look down on us, so they can only live on this mountain? Think about it, one year, there was a little baby named Chuanbei who was immersed in the ghost, and he was tortured like that by the ghost soaked in water, and their family didn't come to invite us in the end! ”
"That's because they're poor!"
Qingyi took a sip of wine: "Do you think, since ancient times, those masters who have real skills, which one is not with a strange temper and is elusive." The more you stand up, the more people believe in you and respect you. ”
"Even if we live on this mountain and live in the shadow of Master. But let's hold the shelf, after the master returns to old age for a hundred years, people talk about the master who lives in seclusion on the big and small top mountains, but it is us. ”
"When the time comes, are you still afraid that no one will come to you to exorcise evil spirits? How many more big things can we accomplish and move China without a name? ”
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Huang Yi was excited when he heard it: "You still have insight, and the thief you came up with is the idea of catching a thief." It's all working, these days ........"
"What thief shouts to catch a thief?!"
Qingyi glared at him: "This is called taking precautions, planning for yourself." ”
Huang Yi hurriedly got up and poured him another glass of wine, and said again and again: "I said it wrong, I said it wrong, I took precautions." The method you came up with to tell the little ghost to go down the mountain to catch the souls of the villagers is really useful, and I have caught a lot of souls in the past two days. There were also many people who came up the mountain one after another to beg me to take a look, and I pushed them all to get ready to come again. When they heard this, they didn't go down the mountain respectfully to prepare for the salute? Oh yes, I'm an idol! ”
The yellow clothes also gave the green clothes a thumbs up.
Qingyi leaned back on the chair, took the wine glass, and turned around half a circle in front of him, looking a little lonely: "The initiator, we have fallen into such a field." ”
The heart of the yellow clothes is bigger than the green clothes, and he said: "After collecting the souls of those women in the village, there will be no one in the family to cook and wash clothes." Where are the women in the countryside, they are bound to come to us. After receiving the gift, let's push the boat down the river, pretend to do a ritual to put the soul back, and wait for the villagers to be grateful to us. ”
When Qingyi heard this, he said, "Some villagers have come to beg me, but they are too thin and have been driven out by me." ”
"Yes, yes, yes,"
Huang Yi said, "Me too, I have always remembered your words." They have prepared too few gifts, they are not sincere enough, they don't take us seriously, and we don't need to solve this disaster for them. This time, the soul is in our hands, which way they invite the masters, even if they invite the heavenly masters of Longhu Mountain and Laoshan Mountain, they will not be able to recruit the soul, only by begging us will it work. ”
Qingyi ate a few bites of food: "Speaking of which, I would like to thank the woman who came back to donate the threshold, if she hadn't scolded her, you and I wouldn't have detained her soul and came up with such a good idea." By the way, have you put away that woman's soul? ”
"I ......."
Huang Yi's face changed when he heard this: "I didn't pull that woman's soul, I was rescued halfway..........."
"What?"
Qingyi put down his wine glass, and his eyes narrowed dangerously: "Is there anyone else in the village who has such ability?" Who? Have you been seen by him? If he sees it, our plan will be in vain! ”
"No, no."
Huang Yi waved his hand again and again: "I'm hiding in the bushes, that kid came to pull me, I gave him a handful of soil, and took the opportunity to slip away, don't worry." The ghost road I walked, where did he have the ability to follow? ”
When Qingyi heard this, he was still a little uneasy.
He stood up and wanted to come out and take a look.
was pressed on the chair by the yellow clothes: "Anla, it's just a seventeen or eighteen-year-old hairy boy." It's also a mistake, and there will be no problem. ”
Qingyi thought about it, so he drank with peace of mind.
The two of them drank cup after cup, drinking heartily.
Chuanbei kept tugging at my sleeve and asked me to look under the table.
I saw that there were large and small pickle jars under it, the same shape as the jars used by art students to draw sketches, the size of a palm. All mouths were sealed with wax and covered with yellow charms.
No, the cliff is filled with the souls of the women of the village.
I was telling Chuanbei that I would go and lure the people inside, and he would go in and take out the jar and run.
After all, I was caught up by those two people, and I could also fight, Chuan Bei was caught up, and I could only be beaten, I can't imagine that those two gentlemen lost Chuan Bei's life in order to kill people.
Chuan Bei nodded in agreement.
was about to act, but he heard a sound of "Peng" on the wall, and something fell. The sound was loud, and the startled green clothes and yellow clothes immediately rushed out.
The speed was so fast that the four of us stared at the courtyard all at once.