Chapter Ninety-Nine: Sending a Proposition
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As soon as I heard that there was a discussion, I hurriedly asked what the conditions were.
Dai Tan is about the same age as me, but his expression has always been quite solemn and sophisticated.
Now, there is a hint of cunning between the heroic eyebrows: "I haven't thought about it yet, then, what's your name?" Leave me your contact information, I'll always think of it to tell you, you have to be on call......."
As soon as I heard it, this was as if Zhao Min was threatening Zhang Wuji.
But looking at her posture, if she doesn't promise, she will never give me grandma. After agreeing to Boss She's thing, you can't be untrustworthy, right?
He took out his phone and said, "No problem, I ............ it."
"Take this!"
Before the phone number was reported, Jiang Meiyue threw a card in front of Dai Tan's eyes: "I am his guardian, and I will take care of everything about him, if you have anything, you can call me according to the phone number on the business card." ”
The business card fell lightly to the ground, and Dai Tan didn't even look at it.
She hooked the corners of her mouth slightly: "I only want his number." ”
"Hey!"
Jiang Meiyue couldn't bear it anymore, and hugged her arms and talked to Dai Tan: "I see that your conditions are false, and it is true that you want to take the opportunity to approach our family Shanglu." You're too shameless, aren't you? ”
Dai Tan ignored her at all, and looked at me again: "It turns out that your name is Shang Lu." ”
"Yes, yes, Miss Daitan."
I hurriedly pulled Jiang Meiyue back, for fear that she would say something unscrupulously and provoke Dai Tan, what if one of them regretted it and took her grandmother away?
wrote a number and handed it to her: "I live in Beicheng Fortune Telling Street, Yipinge." If you want to come to me at any time, but let me explain first, you can't make excessive demands, and you can't ask me to do things that hurt God? ”
Dai Tan accepted the business card and smiled: "It's all gentlemen, knowing yourself and knowing your opponent, naturally you won't be embarrassed." ”
After speaking, untie Grandma Hao Xianshu from the grasshopper line - Ah No, the corpse rope and return it to me. He drove a large group of walking corpses and walked to the mountain road.
I looked in the direction she was going, and thought to myself that there should be a corpse path on the mountain, that is, a path for corpse chasers.
In ancient times, it was quite scary and unlucky. In order to avoid many collisions, the corpse chasers specially walked the barren mountain trail so as not to scare others.
But when I think about it, if someone sees a beautiful woman jumping up and down with a large group of walking corpses in the barren mountains and mountains, I don't know what to think in my heart, I guess it is the devil who can think of this woman.
"Look at your sister!"
Jiang Meiyue was caught off guard and kicked me hard: "My eyeballs have dropped!" ”
I knocked her hand off.
Her tone was strange, with a sour breath: "I just called someone and said, do you have a crush on her?" Martial arts generation? Scold! If you really like her, I'll tell my dad and tell you about it! ”
"What the hell, it's a mess!"
I patiently explained to Jiang Meiyue: "Didn't you see the scene just now? If I promise her, can she give up her grandmother to us? Let her take her grandmother away, what to take to explain to Boss She? Also, I don't let you quarrel with her, it's not to protect her, I'm afraid that if you provoke her, she will regret it, and things will be even more difficult to handle. Besides......... I...."
"Say anything more?"
Jiang Meiyue was listening to this, and suddenly grasped this pause: "How are you?" ”
I already have someone in my heart, and I can't fit anything else.
Naturally, I wouldn't say this to Jiang Meiyue.
So the conversation changed: "Don't ask, do you understand what I just said?" ”
Jiang Meiyue lowered her head and thought for a moment before she whispered, "Okay, I blame you." But! I have one more question that you must answer! ”
"Say it, say it."
Women are trouble.
Jiang Meiyue raised her head, and her originally beautiful face was even better illuminated by the moonlight, her beautiful eyes flowed, her eyes looked straight at me, and she asked: "You say, who is good-looking between me and the Dai Tan just now?" ”
This is a proposition.
"Does that need to be said?"
I immediately did not hesitate: "Of course you look good." With our sister's appearance, the Hong Kong beauty Lin Qingxia and Wang Zuxian in the 90s are nothing more than that, let alone Dai Tan, who was crushed every minute. ”
Let's not say that Jiang Meiyue is really a little more beautiful than Dai Tan, Dai Tan is heroic and charming, Jiang Meiyue Shuimu Qinghua, in fact, it can be regarded as having its own merits. Even if Jiang Meiyue is ten times more ugly than Dai Tan, at this time, you have to say that she is good-looking.
Dare to say that she is not good-looking, and she is screwed up?
Jiang Meiyue was quite satisfied with my answer, and said that it didn't hurt you in vain.
What should I do now?
"What else can I do?"
I pointed to Grandma Hao Hyun-sook: "Will you drive out the corpse?" ”
Jiang Meiyue shook her head: "No, will you?"
I won't either, so I'll go back.
So, Jiang Meiyue and Chuanbei Loquat walked in front with those jars on their backs, and I walked behind with the body of Hao Xianshu's grandmother.
The corpse was very light, as if it had dried in the wind.
Along the way, the night wind blew the yellow paper on the corpse's head, and I was afraid that it would be blown off by the wind and the corpse would go away, so give me a claw on my head.
Fortunately, before I carried her, I smeared my shoulders and forehead with mud under the eaves to cover the yang, and she didn't go away.
But as I walked, why did I feel wet water dripping down my neck? Mom, it's not like the walking dead are drooling over my flesh, is it?
I just wanted Jiang Meiyue to show me, but I kept looking back at me step by step, but Chuan Bei pointed at me and shouted: "Big brother, big brother, the walking corpse is crying!" ”
Jiang Meiyue patted his head: "Don't talk nonsense, where can the walking corpse cry?" It was water that hadn't dried up in the corpse. ”
I don't know if it's the water or the tears, but this reminds me that Hao Hyun-sook's grandmother has always had a wish to meet Hao Hyun-sook.
So the walking corpse can't be left to us to dispose of, we have to call and ask Boss She.
It's best if he can take Hao Xianshu to see off his grandmother for the last time.
But now, you have to carry the walking corpse back to the village.
The villagers are at the village chief's house, waiting for me to bring back the souls of the women. They all held torches at the door, and when they saw me and Jiang Meiyue, Chuanbei, loquat and the moon coming back, they all came up.
That formation was like cheering the triumph of the people's heroes.
Chuanbei and Loquat are usually not welcomed, but now when they see the large and small baskets on their backs, the bottles and cans in them, the fool knows what they are.
praised Chuanbei and Loquat again, and he was full of pride, and their mother also hugged her son's face.
"The Master is back!"
"Master, master, have you found that soul of our family?"
"The master is tired, go to our house to rest and rest first, and I will personally cook for you to fry the hemp fish to eat, which can replenish your body!"
"Go to my house, go to my house!"
A villager squeezed out: "What kind of body do you make up for the hemp fish, I have deer antler wine at home, and the whole wild sika antler in Xiaoxing'an Mountains, the master wants to like it, and I will give it to the master to take back ........and drink it before leaving."
"Do you have one who comes first and comes?"
"How!"
"Go to my house, go to my house!!"
The villagers scrambled to let me go to their house.
Everyone's hearts are like Spiegel, go to someone's house first, and whoever loses the soul of their daughter-in-law will be cured first.
I put down Grandma Hao Xianshu on my back, and planned to tell them that there was no need to fight, let's come one by one. Who knew that as soon as they saw their grandmother and saw that she had a yellow charm on her head, they were so frightened that they jumped out of eight feet away.
"What's wrong?"
When I saw that they were shaking like chaff, I asked, "What are you afraid of?" ”
"Master!"
One of the villagers said: "We didn't go to school, but we didn't watch less TV. Those zombies in Hong Kong movies have yellow paper on their heads, and there are walking corpses in our village, which is designated as walking corpses, what are you doing when you get the walking corpses back? ”
The others hurriedly said yes, yes, we are terrible, and several people in the village were bitten to death by them before.
I was busy explaining to them about Grandma Hao Xianshu, saying that this was someone else's relatives who had come to find her, and called to them: "You all come to recognize people, don't you know who this is?" ”
Grandma Hao Xianshu died here, so she must have stayed in the development zone before her death.
Sure enough, after a while, there was a voice in the crowd: "Isn't this Ruan Fengxian?" I've been living in the shack in our village to pick up garbage to eat, and it was okay some time ago? How to Die La? ”