Chapter Eighty-Three: Head Down
Beneath the yellow curtain, a miniature boat sticks to the beam. The small pieces of wood are carved in shape similar to those used as decorations in the office.
The terrible thing is that the words smooth sailing on the sail have become a broken family.
And the boat is placed upside down, with the bottom facing the sky. The bow of the ship is facing outward, and it looks like it is going to drive out.
"What's that?"
When the village chief saw me open the curtain, he looked left and right at the boat: "I didn't let this thing go!" After living in it for decades, why haven't I noticed this thing in the house? ”
I dismantled the small wooden boat and threw it on the ground: "Judging from the old and new degree and the time of your family's accident, I know that this town has only been put up in the past two years. ”
When the eldest brother of the village chief looked at such a small piece of wood, he wondered what kind of power it could have, and whether it would be too much of a fuss.
He didn't say anything, but asked me, "What's the point?" ”
I said: "Tang Taizong once said that water can carry a boat, and it can also capsize a boat. This boat, like water, can carry and cover people. With a boat, with the bow facing outward, it means to empty your luck. And the bottom of the boat is facing up, taking the meaning of capsizing the boat. Think about it, if the ship capsizes, can people still live? ”
The village chief and several of his brothers all nodded, saying that it was no wonder that the eldest and third died inexplicably, it turned out that they had been killed.
Lu Ban also said in the book: Draw a boat in a secret place at home, with the bow facing inward. The boat would return full of gold, silver, and jewelry, bringing good luck to the family.
But remember, the bow of the boat must not be outward, otherwise a small difference will become a way to defeat feng shui.
The bow of the boat is outward, and the boat will carry all the things out of the house.
The boat on the beams of the village chief's house not only has the bow facing outwards but also the bottom of the boat facing downward.
Isn't it just cursing the village chief's family and ruining their fortune and dying? Coupled with the broken dragon root of the Yin House, the immortal is strange.
The village chief couldn't help but snot and tears, saying that he had never done a bad thing in his life, who would harm himself.
I remembered that when I was outside, those villagers arranged the words of the village chief, and I don't know when he was estimated or whether he offended anyone.
He asked, "If you think about it, who is the most suspicious?" In the future, you can treat people and things, but you can have a snack! ”
Fortunately, the village chief listened to the words and didn't give me a word of snack? What a snack.
"Wu Erwa!"
He frowned, as if he remembered something: "It's very willing to be done by Wu Erwa." In the past few years, he has always wanted to eat five guarantees, and I said that he was young and had hands and feet, so I didn't rate him. I still hope that he will fight for his own strength and go out to make a career. ”
"Oh yes! Once the roof of my house leaked, it was built by Wu Erwa. No one else but him has ever been on the beam. ”
When the eldest brother of the village chief heard this, he immediately became angry: "This dead Wu Erwa, don't you give him a five-guarantee household!" He's still murderous! Lao Tzu is looking for him! ”
Five Guaranteed Households?
When I heard it, I remembered the villager who was gossiping with Yan Changsheng.
As soon as the eldest brother of the village chief left, the remaining brothers all went.
They all picked up hoes and flat shoulders or something, looking like they were going to beat Wu Erwa fatly.
The village chief didn't stop him, but he didn't follow either.
First, Hua Xiang's body was still parked with a white cloth in front of the house, and second, he was holding the wooden chip boat in his hand, looking left and right, and asked me what to do?
It is said in the book that if you encounter the art of disgust with victory, you will be burned with fire.
So he told the village chief to find a charcoal basin, put the wooden chip boat in it, and when the small wooden chips were burning, he poured chicken blood while burning.
Only when the blood of the chicken is just to the yang can it break the bad luck of being tired of winning.
The village chief called several of his nephews in another voice, and gave an order to go down and it was done quickly.
He guarded the charcoal basin, held my hand and thanked me: "Master, for saving my life, it seems too light to say thank you." I don't know how to thank you, our family originally had a bit of a family background, and the boss of the previous year had a mineral accident, and the loss was almost lost. ”
As he spoke, he reached into his pocket and pulled it out.
After a while, I handed a red thing in front of me: "Master, I still have a coffin book here." It's not a lot of money, a little heart, you can take it. ”
After saying that, as if my third aunt was going to give me New Year's money for the New Year, he stuffed the red envelope into my pocket.
I hurriedly excused myself.
Seeing that the red envelope was just wrapped, it looked like it was in a hurry, and it was too late to seal it. There were a few red ticket corners sticking out of it, and they were all crumpled and dirty.
A sense of sadness arose.
I hurriedly returned the red envelope to the village chief: "This is our husband's business, and there is no reason to collect money." If something happens to your family, you have to use money yourself, so don't be polite to me. ”
After speaking, he forced the red envelope into the village chief's pocket and closed the zipper of the pocket.
When the village chief saw that I insisted, he didn't give me any more red envelopes.
He reached out and took a hoe and carried a basket on his back: "Young man, you came to our village for the sake of the walking corpse, right?" Now that it's done, I'll take you there. can also catch up with Zhong Tianshi and his group, all blame the uncle, delaying your efforts to make a fortune for half a day. Come on, come on, keep up, keep up. ”
"No, no, no, no."
I hurried to the village chief and said that you misunderstood, my sister and I are here to play, we just need to go around by ourselves.
After all, there are so many people with big bellies, how can they be better than me.
Everyone wanted to share the cake, and I didn't belong to them when I went. Once there is a foreign gentleman who competes with them for benefits, won't he eat me alive?
Especially the big belly, he wanted to kill me when he was in the bullfight.
Who let me know about the existence of the bullfighting den, and some shady things with their Zhong family. The big belly is like a play, and the tricks of the Yin Jiao Dilong are like playing, pinching me is not the same as pinching water tofu?
The village chief glanced at Huaxiang's corpse, and when he saw that I insisted, he only replied Okay, then you live here, when do you want to go out, uncle will take you there.
When I came in the afternoon, it was already dark after being busy for a while.
The village chief's house is a small courtyard in the shape of a courtyard, and there are houses on the other four sides, leaving aside the gate. The village chief assigned me and Jiang Meiyue a room next to each other, on the west side of the courtyard.
Yan Changsheng left early in the afternoon, saying that there was something going on at home.
Jiang Meiyue and I had just entered the west room and sat down, fetching water and washing our faces, when there was a mess of leather shoes outside, and the sound of many people's gossip also drifted into the courtyard.
There seems to be a man's voice that is particularly high-pitched: "It's really bad to be a teacher today, why the fuck ran into Mao Yue!" ”
Another girl answered as if she was afraid that she would not be able to learn: "Yes, we all know that ghosts are afraid of Mao Yue, which is beneficial to our Mr. Yin and Yang." But zombies worship the moon, and the hairy moon does not come out from time to time. ”
Others also said one by one: "Yes, yes, the moon is the roundest on the fifteenth." But the hair moon is not the same as the full moon, and there is no fixed time. Oops, it's so early today. ”
"That's it!"
A man's voice was fluttering, but weighty.
The outside of the two one-word exits was immediately quiet, and only his voice could be heard in the quiet courtyard: "Let the village chief find a place to live and settle down." ”
Immediately, another voice opened its throat and shouted in the courtyard: "Village chief! Chief! ”