Chapter 2: Hero Summoner
The sentence "Don't look back" in the message seemed to have some kind of magic, nailing Wang Zhen to the seat, and what made him cry and laugh even more was that he, who was already very nervous, actually encountered such a cheating thing as "the house leak happened to rain overnight".
I saw that in the lower right corner of the screen, the legendary QQ pop-up window suddenly popped out very inappropriately, and in the content of the pop-up news, the eye-catching "zombie" title was even more inappropriate!
"Emergency notice: The news of zombies in Shencheng is true, and it is preliminarily inferred that it is related to the dense fog that fell on Shencheng this morning, and the relevant departments have launched emergency measures, please take protective measures in Shencheng and the cities around Shencheng, and ask the general public to stay indoors as much as possible, close doors and windows, and avoid contact with strangers with a dull expression......"
Could it be that the expression is sluggish...... Is it a precursor to becoming a zombie?
As soon as he thought of Lin Jiali's cold face just now, Wang Zhen felt that cold sweat was breaking out on his back, was Lin Jiali's slut's expression sluggish enough? If she turns into a zombie, it will really be a cheat!
At this time, the office area was very quiet, so quiet that Wang Zhen didn't even dare to exhale, for fear of alarming the "thing" hidden behind him, in the reflection of the computer screen, he could see an object standing behind him, but he couldn't see what it was, and the initial slight friction had disappeared.
No matter how hard he listened, he couldn't hear the slightest sound, and all that reverberated in his ears now was the sound of his heartbeat pounding against his chest.
Bang, bang, bang......
The heartbeat was one after another, as if it had some kind of magical power, and every time it hit, it would make Wang Zhen's stiff body regain a trace of consciousness, and it was not until Wang Zhen's eyes regained their vigor that the sound of the impact of the heart finally eased down, and gradually calmed down, and his numb senses began to become clear.
Looking from behind, Wang Zhen is still sitting stiffly in the chair, and he hasn't moved from beginning to end, but if you look at it from the front, you will find that his eyes are moving around rapidly at this time.
He was looking for a tool on his desk that could be used as a weapon.
Either sit still, or if you do, it must be a one-hit kill!
Well, this is the sequelae of Wang Zhen's game, in the League of Legends game, the hero he used - the wild huntress Nedri, is such a hero who is good at ambushes, the Nedri hiding deep in the grass is like a cheetah hunting, either not moving, once acting, it is a soaring assault!
Wang Zhen knows this well.
Unfortunately, his desk is clean, and there are very few items that he can get into his hands in an instant, from near to far, a mouse, a keyboard, a file bag, and a drinking glass......
Well, that's all Wang Zhen's weapons.
As the saying goes, pull out the big one in the pile, Wang Zhen depressedly weighed it among the various "weapons", and finally focused his eyes on the position of the water cup. said that it was too late, and when Wang Zhen locked the water cup, the disappearing friction sound in his ears rang again!
Seeing this, Wang Zhen didn't say a word, picked up the water cup and wheeled behind him, and at the same time shouted rhythmically: "I'll fight!! ”
Fragrance ...... Smelling?
At the moment of turning around, Wang Zhen smelled the familiar aroma, and then heard a woman's high-decibel scream, at this critical moment, he finally saw that familiar face out of the corner of his eye, just one glance, he could be sure, this is clearly a pink and tender woman's face, how can it be a legendary zombie?
Wang Zhen's heart tightened, and he hurriedly stopped attacking, and the water cup almost stopped in front of Lin Jiali's eyes, such a dangerous scene made him instantly break out in a cold sweat.
However, the battle did not end there, Wang Zhen could clearly see that between him and Lin Jiali, a huge baseball bat suddenly swept over, and it was sharply enlarged in front of his eyes!
I saw Lin Jiali screaming in horror while waving the baseball bat in her hand fiercely.
“NO!!!” As soon as Wang Zhen's roar sounded, he suffocated back with a muffled sound, and he was directly knocked to the ground by the black and hard bat, and then his eyes turned black and he was completely unconscious.
Well, this is Wang Zhen's first battle after the end of the world, and it is also the first battle that makes him the most heartbroken......
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Wang Zhen didn't know how long he had been in a coma, and in a daze, he felt as if he had transcended the limitations of his physical body, constantly wandering in the spiritual world, constantly expanding and extending outward, and even passing through layers of time and space......
At this time, in his eyes, time and space are layered existences, and under the traction of certain rules, he can ignore any obstacles until he reaches his other side.
And on the other side of him is the gorgeous interface that he doesn't want to eat - League of Legends!
The game interface of the League of Legends, but now Wang Zhen is in a state of confusion, only knowing to follow his subconscious to walk, numbly enter the game, and then choose a hero sluggishly......
Like the game he played before he fell unconscious, he chose the girl of his dreams, Nedri, the Wild Huntress, with great skill.
Once you've made your selection, the game starts loading......
When loading was complete, the deep, empty mechanical voice rang out: "Welcome to the Summoner's Rift." ”
At the moment of the beginning of the game, the dazed Wang Zhen suddenly had a clear consciousness, and shouted excitedly as if he was returning to the light: "Oh oh oh, milk Dali (Nedri) ~ My dear little wild cat, your brother Wang Zhen and I are here!" ”
This is the most obscene opening line he shouts every time he opens the game.
The roar fell, and Wang Zhen's right hand excitedly grabbed the mouse, but the mouse didn't catch it, but he grabbed a huge soft thing, which made him puzzled.
Wang Zhen opened his eyes inexplicably, and where he entered, all he saw was Lin Jiali's extremely embarrassed and angry face, where was there any League of Legends? Where is his power?
The second monk Wang Zhenzhang was confused, looked at Lin Jiali inexplicably and asked, "I'm dreaming?" ”
At this time, Wang Zhen didn't know that his hand holding the mouse, where was the mouse? That is clearly the turbulent waves that Lin Jiali is proud of!
Well, he inadvertently used Lin Jiali's chest as a mouse......
Wang Zhen didn't know about this, and while asking, he was also subconsciously clicking the left button of the "mouse" and shaking it left and right at will, which was a small action when he played the game.
Lin Jiali blushed, and touched the baseball bat again with her right hand, ready to give this bold guy a fatal blow!
However, without waiting for Lin Jiali, who was ashamed of her anger, to explode, Wang Zhen roared strangely: "! Which idiot is talking? ”
This roar directly frightened Lin Jiali into paleness, and she looked around tremblingly, but the company was still as quiet as ever, where was there half a figure in the empty office area?
You know, it's just the two of them in the whole company now!
Lin Jiali held the baseball bat with a pale face, and she looked highly nervous, completely forgetting the salty pig hand on her chest, and opposite her, the nervous Wang Zhen did not stop talking nonsense.
Now in Lin Jiali's eyes, Wang Zhen seems to have a psychotic attack, and she keeps talking to herself with a perverted expression, and she even feels that it was the baseball bat she just hit that drove this guy crazy......
No wonder Lin Jiali thinks so, Wang Zhen at this time also blamed this strange phenomenon on that stuffy stick.
Wang Zhen didn't have time to see if it was a mouse in his hand, and he didn't have time to think about why the mouse felt so good, because he was horrified to find that a third person's voice sounded in the empty office, and the source of that voice was directly from his mind!
When encountering such a terrifying thing, how could Wang Zhen be calm?
The terrifying voice was mechanical and numb, as if it came from the Nine Shadows, without a trace of life: "Welcome to the Land of Runeterra, this is your first time entering the League of Legends, please summon your heroes for training......"
Wang Zhen looked around with a frightened face, but except for Lin Jiali, he didn't see half a figure from beginning to end, and there were still only the two of them in the office.
What's going on? Auditory hallucinations?
Wang Zhen shook his head, barely suppressing the fear in his heart, understanding this phenomenon as an auditory hallucination caused by a traumatic brain injury, and the culprit was undoubtedly this damn slut sitting in front of him!
He wants to ask Lin Jiali why she is hiding behind him with a baseball bat? She has humiliated herself for so many days, doesn't she think it's enough? Is it possible to kill people now?
For a pervert boyfriend, as for?
Wang Zhen had a stomach full of resentment and a stomach of confusion, so he wanted to ask thoroughly to understand, but before he could ask, the voice that made him feel very frightened came out of the depths of his mind again, making his hairs stand on end.
"Dear League of Legends Summoner, please choose your hero ......"
League of Legends ...... Summoner?
Wang Zhen finally grasped the point, and under Lin Jiali's frightened gaze, he sat there and subconsciously asked, "Wait...... Wait, wait, what did you just say? ”
Lin Jiali didn't answer, because she knew that Wang Zhen was asking himself, he was a typical schizophrenia......
"Hello, you are a League of Legends summoner who came to the Land of Runetera for the first time......"
Hearing this, Wang Zhen spat and shouted, "Nima, I'm not dreaming, right? What do you say I am? ”
Lin Jiali wiped a handful of spit splashed on her face with her left hand, and the knuckles of her right knuckles holding the baseball bat turned white, and she tightened it again......
"You're a Hero Summoner......"
"Huh? You say I'm ...... Hero Summoner? Wang Zhen asked funny, and then turned into a sneer, and after sneering, he finally scolded angrily, "Damn, which idiot is playing Lao Tzu?" You TM kind of stand up for me! ”
When the words fell, Lin Jiali finally couldn't bear it anymore, and the baseball bat in her hand was turned up again......
Well, Wang Zhen was unfortunate enough to have black eyes again and fainted directly.