Chapter 022: Cheap Ghost? Masochists?
Everyone present knew that Li Li had a nickname called 'Shell Lang', because he liked to play Shell Lang when he was a child, so I gave him such a nickname, Li Li has always disliked this nickname, and strictly forbade anyone to call him by a nickname, but unfortunately, others are afraid of him and dare not call him by his nickname, but I am not afraid of him, every time I see him, I will deliberately call him by his nickname.
I called him by his nickname before I came, and he went crazy on the spot and wanted to fight with me, so the word 'shell lang' is equivalent to a powder keg for Li Li, and it will explode at one point.
However, I deliberately shouted 'Shell Lang' at Li Li's back just now, but he didn't react at all, which is enough to explain.
At this time, Li Li definitely has a problem.
Zhang Hao, who is familiar with Li Li's temperament, was also stunned.
"Did you see that? I called him Shell Lang, and he didn't react at all, and I ventured to guess that the ghost was already on him. I lowered my voice and leaned into Zhang Hao's ear and said, I was afraid that if I said too loudly, I would not only be heard by the ghost who was on Li Lishen, but also scare Xiao Ran on the side.
Zhang Hao, who came back from his stunned stup, said with a suspicious face: "He may just be too lazy to take care of you." ”
"With Li Li's temperament, do you believe it?" I asked.
"This..."
Zhang Hao hesitated for a moment, but finally didn't believe what I said, and only listened to him say: "Chen Tian, I warn you, you'd better not talk nonsense and disturb the morale of the army, there are no ghosts in this world at all, the so-called ghosts are just scaring themselves." ”
After a pause, Zhang Hao got up and said to everyone: "Okay, it's okay, since you've rested enough, let's continue digging." ”
"Brother Hao, just now..."
"I said, keep digging, don't you hear?" Zhang Hao didn't let the man finish his words.
"Got it."
"Chen Tian, you'd better obediently don't play any tricks, you know very well what kind of person I am, you have angered me, you don't have a good life." Zhang Hao turned around and warned me in an extremely stern tone.
I nodded.
Zhang Hao is a lot of people, and Xiao Ran is on the side, where do I dare to play any tricks?
Since Zhang Hao doesn't listen to me, then I can only continue digging obediently.
It's just that I try to keep my distance from Li Li as much as possible.
"Hey, why are there footprints on the coffin?"
Just as seven or eight of us were enclosing the grave and preparing to continue digging the dirt on both sides, someone suddenly pointed to the lid of the coffin and said.
Hearing this, I fixed my eyes, and with the help of the light of the flashlight, I did see a row of footprints on the coffin lid, and because there was dirt on the coffin lid, the footprints on it were very clear.
I frowned and recalled, we were tired of digging just now, and then we spread out to drink water and rest, I remember that no one walked to the coffin lid at that time, besides, although we were indeed digging the grave, and we were going to dig up the soil on both sides and carry the coffin out, but who would go to the coffin lid at this time?
"Whose footprints?"
"I don't know."
"Who went to the coffin lid just now?"
"I didn't go."
"I didn't go either."
"Who's going there?"
"Who the knows."
"This..."
Just when everyone was talking and guessing whose footprints it was, Zhang Hao strode over and grabbed the hoe from a person's hand, and then waved the hoe in his hand and dug down fiercely. ”
Because the state promotes cremation and prohibits burial, many people in the county, but all those who have money in the family, will come to the village to buy underground burial of the deceased elders, so whether it is Huazhi Village or nearby villages, almost more than sixty percent of the land is sold to others as graveyards.
Today's mountain is equivalent to a large cemetery, with graves and gold and silver paper money everywhere, who wants to spend the night in such a place?
Zhang Hao's words frightened everyone even harder than before.
As for me, I used a shovel to shovel away the soil they had dug up, and at the same time, I wondered, where did the footprints on the coffin cover come from?
Could it really be a 'ghost' footprint?
Now I am not what I used to be, I believe that there are ghosts, and I have seen the power of ghosts, if today's grave digging angers the ghosts of the dead, then we people may be more than lucky.
"Shhh
I accidentally pulled the wound on my shoulder while shoveling, and the pain instantly made me breathe in the cold.
"What are you stopping for?" Zhang Hao asked when he saw me stop.
"I have a shoulder injury." I replied.
"It's a great injury, huh? You have to do it if you get hurt, unless you don't want the money anymore. The big cow who was shoveling the soil said loudly.
It's already come to this point, if I don't do it, Zhang Hao will have an excuse not to give me one-third of the remuneration, so I can only grit my teeth and endure the pain and continue to shovel the soil they dug out of the pit.
About half an hour or so, we finally dug a big pit, the coffin was in the middle of the pit, Zhang Hao asked people to jump into the pit, and then threw down the hemp rope he brought, and said, "Be careful, you must tie it tightly." ”
"Got it, Brother Hao."
A few people jumped into the pit to work, and I could finally catch my breath at this time, but as soon as I threw the shovel to the side, Zhang Hao said to me: "Chen Tian, you and Li Li go to cut a tree next to it, not too thick, not too thin, and it will be used to carry the coffin later." ”
As soon as Zhang Hao's voice fell, I immediately said, "Is it okay to change someone?" ”
"Nope."
I squinted, there were so many people idle next to me, why did Zhang Hao have to arrange for Li Li to go with me to cut down trees? I don't need to ask to guess Zhang Hao's intentions, he did it on purpose, before I said that Li Li might be ghosted, and then he arranged for me and Li Li to cut down trees now, Zhang Hao's intentions are already obvious.
At this time, Li Li had already walked over to me with a woodcutter, I stared at him tightly and took a few steps back, he came over and glanced at me, and said, "Are you wronged by going to cut trees with me?" ”
I didn't reply to his words, because I was still staring at him, especially staring at his eyes, and I wanted to see how he was different from the usual Li Li.
However, after staring at it for a while, I didn't notice anything at all.
"Look at the, let's go." Li Li glared after speaking, and then walked towards the place where there was a tree with a woodcutter.
I originally wanted to ask Xiao Ran to follow me, but Zhang Hao didn't allow it, he said he would take care of Xiao Ran, let me not worry.
I know why Zhang Hao had to let Xiao Ran stay, he was afraid that I would run away with Xiao Ran.
There was no way, I had to warn him, if something happened to Xiao Ran, I would definitely not let him go, and then I told Xiao Ran to be careful, if there was something, open your mouth and shout, I can hear it nearby.
Xiao Ran nodded obediently.
Tell Xiao Ran, I turned around and followed Li Li, there are not many others on the mountain, but there are many trees, walked a short distance, because there is a flashlight, so we soon saw a tree of thickness that is very suitable for carrying a coffin, Li Li walked over and cut it without saying a word, while I stood aside and stared at him.
I believe that my suspicions are not wrong, and the Li Li at this time is definitely not the Li Li I usually know.
In order to prove my suspicion right again, when Li Li was cutting down the tree, I pretended to inadvertently shout: "shell lang." ”
Li Li continued to cut down the tree as if he hadn't heard.
"Husk."
I shouted again.
When I finished shouting for the second time, Li Li suddenly stopped cutting down the tree, then looked at me sharply and grinned, and asked, "Are you calling me?" ”
Looking at Li Li's smile at this time, my heart was furious, but I was quite calm, I shook my head and said, "No." ”
"Really?"
The smile on Li Li's face became brighter.
I unconsciously took a step back.
At this moment, Li Li suddenly threw the knife, and then lay on the ground as before and began to roll, but this time he did not roll and laugh wildly, but even so, I was still startled by him, I quickly retreated, at the same time, Li Li, who was rolling on the ground, said to me: "Come, hit me, don't pity me, hit me quickly." ”
Li Li's voice became a little sharper.
I'm sure it's not Li Li's voice.
"Come on, hit me."
Li Li said, and kept rolling towards me, of course I was afraid to keep retreating, who knew that Li Li was rolling on the ground faster than I was back, and in the blink of an eye I was caught up by him, and he suddenly reached out to hold my feet.
"Hurry up and hit someone."
I was held by Li Li's feet, and I couldn't continue to retreat, I immediately turned my heart sideways, and then pulled out my right foot suddenly, and then stepped on Li Li hard.
"Ahh
Li Li screamed when I stepped on it.
At the same time, my scalp was tingling.
If it was a normal cry of pain, I would definitely not have a numb scalp, but the problem is that the sound coming out of Li Li's mouth was not a cry of pain, but very comfortable... Moans.
"Come again, don't stop, come again."
Li Li lay on the ground and hugged my left foot tightly, and then kept asking me to continue.
I didn't care what his situation was, and since he had a request, of course I wouldn't be polite, so I raised my foot again and stepped on him vigorously.
"Ah, that's comfortable."
Hearing Li Li's comfortable voice, where do I dare to stay? I immediately used all my strength to continue to step on his chest, and after stepping on his chest, I even stepped on his face.
Unfortunately, it didn't work at all.
Li Li not only didn't feel pain, but looked comfortable, and he even raised his head and said 'thank you' to me.
"What the hell are you?" I'm running out of energy, and I'm getting pain in my right calf.
Even if I didn't see it, I knew that the wound from the little yellow dog had not healed and cracked open.
"Don't stop, come again." Li Li lay on the ground and hugged my feet for a while.
I felt a chill in my heart and slapped it with my backhand.
"Smack!"
"Cool, go on."
I slapped it again.
"Smack!"
"yes, that's it, it's cool."
Seeing that Li Li's face was swollen by me, but there was no pain at all, I felt scared and wanted to cry without tears.
What the hell am I going to do?
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Masochists?