"You don't have to excuse yourself," the head teacher said, "I think about it, you are the only male host in the whole school." ”

"I'm sorry, teacher, I'm not up to the task," I said without thinking about it, rejecting the old class, "you can find someone else." ”

It's ridiculous to let me be the host, I haven't even dreamed of it. To me, that's something I can't beat.

"I heard that Zheng Qihang is a person who knows how to repay his kindness, it seems that I was wrong." Old Ban said.

"What do you mean?" I couldn't be more confused.

"Have you forgotten what happened at the opening ceremony last semester? I didn't give you any sanctions. ”

"Does this have anything to do with whether I am a host or not? If I don't be a host, am I an ungrateful person? "I was getting more and more confused.

"Don't say that the grace of a drop of water should be reciprocated by a spring, at least you must know how to repay it, right? Am I not poor in donkey skills? Someone has to host the party. You're a person from a big city, and you've never done it or seen it, so you have to be on top of it. It's kind of helping me out. "The head teacher is non-negotiable.

Now I know I'm not going to be able to excuse myself. It's like a soldier who goes to the battlefield even if he dies.

"Okay." I say.

"By the way, this is your true character Zheng Qihang. Do you know why I think you can be a moderator? ”

I looked at the homeroom teacher.

"You have the temperament of a host. With a figure of 1.7 meters, he is neither fat nor thin, especially his voice has a strong resonance color, and Mandarin is the most standard. ”

"How did I not know that I had so many advantages?"

Thinking about how I came here a year ago and was seen as a "*", and now I am being praised like this, I can't help but laugh dumbly.

"Do it well," the head teacher patted me on the shoulder, "I'm sure you can do it well." By the way, your reading level Chinese teacher said that it was top-notch. ”

To be honest, the head teacher did not exaggerate this sentence. The Chinese teacher not only recognized my reading aloud, but also liked to read my essay as a model text.

Watching the departing figure of the head teacher, I immediately thought about what aspects to start presiding over the work.

This arrangement was so unexpected to me.

"What are you thinking, aren't you too excited?" Yu Huihui suddenly appeared in front of me, "I made a bet with Lao Ban that you wouldn't be the host, and I didn't want you to agree." You're such a weirdo. ”

Yu Huihui stood side by side with me, and I realized that she was relatively tall, at least 1.62 meters.

"Don't study me, let's discuss the matter of hosting." Since I agreed, I had to do a good job, and I couldn't disappoint the head teacher, so I went straight to the point.

"That's your business. The old class said that you would arrange everything, and told me to just cooperate with you. ”

"Fuck, oh sorry, I burst out. What will I arrange? As a host, I'm a big girl in a sedan chair - the first time. ”

"How is it possible, you are a person who lives in a big city?" Yu Huihui was puzzled. She may have thought I was humble.

"Is it true that everyone who lives in a big city has ever been a host?"

"Hey, why are you talking so impulsively? I'm your female classmate, can you be softer? "Yu Huihui is such a straight person. She won't hide it.

"That's what I mean."

"You are this temper, so why are you not this temper to Wu Hongmei? It's like none of us are your classmates. ”

"I don't think you're here to discuss with me, but to crusade against me." I'm-for-tat.

"Killing two birds with one stone. and not only to crusade against thee, but also to consult with thee about the affairs of the presiding. "Yu Huihui is so spicy and outgoing. Her big eyes can make you red-faced.

"Then let's go to the classroom and decide what we want to do." I softened my tone.

"How can you go to the classroom and discuss these things? How many people will come around. We went to the old class room. Yu Huihui proposed.

It was the end of school in the afternoon, and there were many people exercising on the playground. When they run, dust kicks up under their feet.

"Can I go to the old class's room?" I was surprised.

"Why can't you go? We were regular visitors to the old class room. Wang Qianjun: They often go to the old class room to read and write after self-study at night. The old class is a bachelor anyway. ”

"Isn't the old class looking for a partner?" We walked towards the classrooms and dormitories.

"It turned out that the one blew it, and now I'm chasing a woman in the township government."

"You know these things, too?"

"You know, how can you know that you care about Wu Hongmei?"

We walked into the room of the head teacher. It is a single room with a single wall in the middle dividing the house into inner and outer rooms. The head teacher beckoned us to sit down at the table outside.

Originally, as a host, he was only responsible for the opening and ending of the program and a few routine things such as stringing programs, but in Jiangcun Middle School, being a host actually served as a director and planner.

The head teacher gave us the whole party.

"Now the key is to urge each class to report their own program so that we can arrange it," Ms. Yu said. It seems that she is not an idle person.

"We also urge all classes to actively rehearse and ensure the quality of the program." I say.

"It's very easy to ask the class teacher to notify each class to evaluate the participating programs and score the class."

"It's a good idea. Therefore, I felt that it was necessary to gather the members of the Literature and Art Committee from each class for a meeting. ”

"I have to rehearse it once before I go on stage." Yu Huihui is not to be outdone.

"It's a dress rehearsal."

"Rehearsal?"

"That's what you just meant by the drill before going on stage. The technical term is called rehearsal. I said.

"Oh. In addition, in the arrangement of the program, we must consider the good and bad programs, and the opening and ending programs should be arranged to be relatively exciting. ”

"I think you're very professional. Have you ever planned a show like a theatrical show before? I raised my eyes and looked at Yu Huihui.

"No, I didn't. Isn't it the first time I've done that? These inspirations are inspired by you. ”

"Sounds numb."

"You're numb." Yu Huihui hit me.

"I think you like to beat people, Li Xiwen is often beaten by you, isn't it?"

"What? Can't get used to it? Be careful that you are also beaten by me. ”

"Didn't I just get beaten by you?"

"It's good to know."

I don't know when, Wang Qianjun came to the door of the head teacher's room. The head teacher had gone to his office.

"It's so affectionate," Mr. Wang said. He looked a little serious.

"What do you mean by that? How I smell a very strong smell of vinegar. I subconsciously moved the stool a little out of the way. I discussed these things just now because I sat relatively close to Yu Huihui.

"Hey, I said Zheng Qihang, what do you mean by that? It's as if I'm someone from Wang Qianjun. Wang Qianjun, hurry up and let me go. Yu Huihui flicked her palm outward. That's the action of driving people away.

"What are you going to go? Just ask the squad leader to help us with the staff. "I took the initiative to set almost. I don't want Wang Qianjun to misunderstand me.

"I can't do this. Hey, I said you weren't going to be busy from school until now, were you? Wang Qianjun said.

"yes, what's wrong?" Yu Huihui said.

"So, you haven't eaten yet?"

"What? Have you already eaten? I said.

"I've already eaten at home and come to school for evening self-study."

"Oops, isn't there no food in the cafeteria?" Yu Huihui said.

When we looked out, we realized that it was already dark. The lights are bright on the other side of the school building.

"It's okay now, you can eat a meal." I say.

"What do you mean?"

"There's no food in the cafeteria, so you have to go to the restaurant to eat, isn't it just an extra meal?"

"I don't have to go. I'll eat a packet of instant noodles and it's fine. ”

"How's that going to work? I'll be hungry when I eat instant noodles. ”

"Yes, Brother Zheng, what does it have to do with Yu Huihui that you will be hungry after eating instant noodles?" Wang Qianjun said.

"Why doesn't it matter? Who told her to work so hard that I missed the time to eat. She's going to have to treat me to dinner. ”

"How can there be such a thing?" Wang Qianjun became more and more serious.

A joke would make Wang Qianjun so serious, which is really surprising to me. I wonder where his usual humor has gone?

Therefore, love makes people stupid, this is a wise saying.

Yu Huihui said: "Where did you get this logic? Why did I cause you to miss the time to eat, and I said that you missed my time to eat, and I want you to invite me. ”

"You rob me of my lines."

"I'm just going to grab the lines, how about it? Why can't I say what you said? ”

"Let me tell you, grabbing lines is the most taboo for the host."

"Is it time to preside?"

"Okay, I won't fight with you. Good men don't fight women. Brother Wang, let's go. ”

"Where to go?" Wang Qianjun looked at me.

"Why can't you turn a corner? I've got you a great opportunity. ”

"What chance?" Wang Qianjun and Yu Huihui asked at the same time.

"I'll create an opportunity for you to invite Yu Huihui to dinner, and I'll accompany you by the way, isn't this a great opportunity?"

"The opportunity is good, but I ......" Wang Qianjun, who has always been hearty, mentioned that he didn't want money, so he was struggling.

In fact, Wang Qianjun is "supportive", it is normal, what era was it, it was an era when a dollar could suffocate heroes and heroes.

"You didn't bring any money, did you? It's okay, I've got it here. I patted my pocket.

"No need." Yu Huihui said, "I don't go to eat. I said Zheng Qihang, I don't usually see how good you can speak, but I didn't expect your mouth to be so slippery. ”

She may have wanted to relieve Wang Qianjun from the siege, so she changed the topic.

"I was inspired by you." I laughed.

Yu Huihui laughed. She understood that I was learning from her before she robbed me of my words.

"The head teacher really didn't misunderstand you. You're really a host. Wang Qianjun, who didn't know what was going on, naturally felt inexplicable, so he praised me and seemed absent-minded.

"Thanks for the compliment. Let's go, I'm hungry. If you don't go, you won't be able to make it to study at night. ”

"I really don't have to." Yu Huihui said.

"I still have homework questions to complete." Wang Qianjun said.

"Then Brother Wang will not go. You Yu Huihui, don't want to escape, I'm entangled with you. If you want to save money for Brother Wang, then you will pay for it. ”

"Pay for it, pay for it. I've never seen a leper like you. I put up a week's worth of pocket money at most. Yu Huihui stood up.

"Are you really going? Don't you eat instant noodles? Wang Qianjun became more and more dazed, "I'll buy you instant noodles." ”

"Forget it. You go and write your homework. ”

"Damn, this vinegar smell seems to be stronger." I say.

"you," Yu Huihui waved at me.

I dodged away.