Before I knew it, I came to an open-air teahouse. I just listened, there was a startling sound on the stage, and spittle stars flew everywhere: "Last time, I said that General Wei would fight the king with one gun." Listen this time, General Wei is the king and pays homage to the prime minister,"

The skinny and long-bearded storyteller suddenly asked, "Huh...... Where did you just go? ”

"The king worships the prime minister, the king worships the prime minister," the people sitting below brushed the ground together, waving their wide-brimmed sleeves and coaxing.

"Meng wine, Meng wine,"

I finally managed to squeeze out the crowd and hurriedly turned around and called Meng Jiu. But behind him, how can there be any Meng wine?

I only saw: the milk baby's saliva was smeared, the strong man's fist was half clenched, and the old woman's folds were crumpled.

This little aunt and grandmother, I don't know, where to see the excitement!

I rubbed my eyebrows and squeezed the moon-white robe. He took a deep breath and turned into the crowd.

Under the old elm tree stood her, her hair was clear and her skirt was like a flower.

With a pair of white ears on her ears, she stared intently at the storyteller.

"Wine, wine, gone, gone"

I walked straight up to her, holding my wide-brimmed sleeves with blue trim on a white background, and dangling them in front of her eyes.

She stretched out a white jade arm and knocked my trimmed sleeve off.

"Wait, wait, wait,"

"I was just short of this last time, let me finish listening to it first,"

Meng Jiu didn't look back, and stood motionless at the bottom of the old elm tree.

Pulling her silk embroidered skirt, she closed her eyes and listened without any reaction.

That's it, that's it, this girl is really-not dead if you don't reach the heart of the Yellow River.

After finding a slightly clean place, I slowly sat down with my robe in my hand. Under the old elm tree, whose leaves were mostly yellow, I closed my eyes and sat for a while.

A ray of sunlight shone obliquely on the body, and the whole person became soft and warm.

I inhaled, a warm pity on the tip of my nose.

Ear.

"Last time, General Wei single-handedly fought the king. Listen this time, General Wei will be the king and pay homage to the prime minister,"

"Last time, General Wei single-handedly fought the king. Listen to ...... this time."

"Last time, General Wei single-handedly fought the king ......"

This is the twenty-ninth time, 'Last time I talked about General Wei's one-shot ......'.

Meng Jiu thumped his chest and glared angrily at a pair of almond eyes. The white and ruddy fingertips trembled in the air for a long time. After a long time, Meng Jiu finally gave up and walked on the street.

"Wait for me, wait for me,"

I hurriedly got up, rolled up my sleeves and chased after her.

Next

Yunzhou City is crazy.

Yunzhou City is really crazy.

"Alas~" I sighed softly and looked away.

"Alas~" Meng Jiu held his cheeks and half-supported his head, and seconded the proposal with a hurry.

"Yunzhou City is crazy," I said with a calm face and no aftermath in my eyes.

"Yes, madness is still contagious," Meng Jiu said with a worried brow.

"Look, the uncle who showed us the way has joined the crazy team," I said, pointing to the uncle who was jumping below.

"Mm-hmm, it's not a little human," Meng Jiu pointed out pointedly.

Alas~, alas~, two more long sighs.

Meng Jiu and I squatted silently on the acacia tree.

When they looked at each other, they looked desperate. Quietly looking at the locust tree, under the wide locust tree where the two of them hugged each other, there were really more and more people swaying!

"It's really a ghost in the world!" Meng Jiuxiu clenched his fists, frowned, and said with a miserable face.

"Alright, alright! Don't grind me, it's important to get down to business. The demons and monsters in the underworld have been shaking you for so many years, and you should have gotten used to it. Hurry up, we're leaving. ”

I patted Meng Jiu on the back and motioned for her to jump down with me. When I saw her, my eyes were sharp, and my hands were hooked. Ten fingers were dead, holding the old locust tree and said.

"No, I'm not going, whoever asks me to go today will be in a hurry. I'm so big that I'm scared of a madman. Now, you made me jump into their lair! ”

"Touch your chest, do you still have a conscience! Doesn't your conscience hurt! Meng Jiu reprimanded with tears in his eyes.

I touched my smooth nose and was secretly surprised: is it so serious?

"Okay, then I'll go first," I thought and jumped down.

"Hey, Ah Zhi, wait for me," Meng Jiu jumped down as if he were dead.

My clothes were scratched, and I painted my white face with black charcoal. Meng Jiu changed into a very low-key coarse cloth patch, and his delicate and fair cheeks were painted sallow.

Meng Jiu and I hung our heads down desperately, mingling in the crazy team that was too human to be human. They all bowed half-bowed, trying to reduce their presence as much as possible.

Along the way, he walked silently.

As I walked, all of a sudden, I bumped into a hard stone ten.

My heart chuckled, and my brow jumped. This...... Again, what's the situation?

"Look up," a gruff voice sounded in the air.

I pondered it for a moment: whether it is a blessing or a curse, or a curse that cannot be avoided.

simply, straightened a straight waist. clasped his hands into fists, and said with a smile on his face: "This big brother, what did you call me?" ”

In front of him stood a big man with a stubble beard. Oily hair is tied in a knot and tied haphazardly behind the back of the head. Sparse and uneven eyebrows, listlessly framing the corners of the eyes.

As soon as he spoke, I almost went berserk.

Garlic leeks, rotten eggs, sour juice ~

I held my breath and resonated with the spirits.

"Big brother, what ...... What......

The gaze on the other side made me hairy. I kept smiling, and my face froze.

The big man with a stubble looked me up and down.

Suddenly, he took a few steps forward and walked straight up to me with his sleeves flicked up. A pair of dark, rough hands stretched out and pulled my skin back and forth.

It hurts~ it hurts~ it hurts.

I pinched my cuffs secretly, but I secretly thought to myself: Am I skinning him? Or do you want to skin him? Or skin him!

Just as he was thinking like this, a sudden breath of fatal gas erupted.

"You're darker than me! The pores are not as thick as mine! The bearded man said incredulously.

I took a step back, my eyelids bouncing up and down.

I'm afraid that this matter will not be good again.

Puff ~ puff ~ puff, the blood flows like an infusion.

I stood there with a blank expression. A body of blood, tick-to-tick, tick-to-tick.

Blood penetrated the bottom of his nose, and blood hung all over his face.

Not far from his feet, the big man lay there with his eyes closed. The dagger on his chest stood tall, and the cold light glistened in the sun.

"Azhi~"

I stumbled, unconscious, and left the clouds.

Behind the scenes, Meng Jiu ran very quickly.

"Okay, how can you ......"

"Say do it, do it......"

Sitting in the cold water, I closed my eyes, but my body couldn't help but tremble.

"Ah Zhi," a faint voice suddenly sounded from behind him.

"Alas~"

She sighed softly, and her jade-white arms rested on my ears holding my broken hair.

"Come out, you've washed off your skin!" She frowned, a hint of worry in her tone.

Motionless, sitting in the cold water, I moved two thin lips: "No, don't go out,"

Meng Jiu broke my body and glared at a pair of almond eyes: "You bamboo, how old are you, more than two thousand years old." When you're old, what's the point of being angry with a madman? ”

"On weekdays, you peel the skin and pull the bones, and you are familiar with the road. What the hell is going on today? Didn't you just say hello and rain blood on you? What's the big deal, hurry up and go out with me, it's important to get down to business! ”

With that, she dragged me ashore.

Me: "......"

It's night.

on the eaves.

The moon is round and bright.

After tossing all day, he collapsed softly on the small green tile. The body is like mud thrown in mid-air, and it will continue to make people panic.

"Any clues?" I asked as I slowly lifted my eyelids.

Meng Jiu waved his hand: "Don't mention it, I didn't find anything,"

"There's no poison in the water, and there's no problem in the food. There is no plague in the city, and the people are not sick and weak......"

"The people here seem to have gone crazy overnight," I added weakly.

Meng Jiu's expression was sorrowful, and his willow eyebrows hung listlessly: "That's it, there is no illness, no disaster, no stimulation, and suddenly it's like this."

"These people are really, they have a sick brain, and they lack roots and long strings~"

"Sick? Missing strings? I looked at her sideways and laughed, "Haha, wine, you don't lack strings, you just love to play the wrong strings"

Meng Jiu leaned over and pounced on me: "Death, dare to make fun of me,"

She stretched out her white, round fingers and aimed them straight at my itchy creaky socket. The willow eyebrows were raised, and the apricot eyes were gouged: "Hurry up and beg for mercy, otherwise I want you to look good!"

Wait, brains, missing strings.

I immediately turned over and grabbed Meng Jiu: "Quick, Jiu'er, I know what's going on!" Come with me! ”

I pulled Meng wine, and I was about to jump down.

"Tap, tap, are you in a hurry to be reincarnated? Where are you taking me? I still...... I don't know what's going on! Meng Jiu pursed his mouth and yelled.

I turned around and urged, "Grandma, don't complain. I'll tell you more on the way, now hurry up and follow me,"

Meng Jiu grinded and chirped, shy and coquettish: "Tomorrow, tomorrow, it's been a day." I'm almost exhausted, you can't, be considerate of my old man, let my old man rest for a while. ”

"Oh, auntie, just bear with it first. Hurry up, now, follow me to rob someone. I tugged at her so hard that my hands were sore.

This damn girl, I don't know what to eat on my back lately. Dragged up, it's really dead.

"Rob, rob, rob? Are you short of money? Meng Jiu jumped up and looked at me with a cute and stupid expression.

Bang, bang, bang, three hard knocks on her head.

"What do you want," I glanced at her angrily, "whether you like to go or not, I don't care about you, you can stay here by yourself!" ”

With that, I patted my dress, threw her down and turned to leave.

"Hey~ Wait, wait, you let me brew it,"

"Let me wear a face towel!"