Everyone laughed.

Hao Junqi covered her mouth and smiled. Jin Limei laughed so that the two small hills in her chest trembled up and down.

"Secretary Wu shouldn't be jealous of this," Cheng Wei said, "Are you still not satisfied with Mayor Wang, the number one beauty in our government compound, accompanying you?" And it's a golden voice. ”

"Satisfied, satisfied, I'm afraid that Mayor Wang will not be satisfied. You see, I first proposed to be in a group with Mayor Wang. Deputy Secretary Wu glanced at Deputy Mayor Wang.

I could see that Deputy Secretary Wu wanted to put his hand on Deputy Mayor Wang's shoulder.

If you look closely, you will feel that Cheng Wei is not lying. Deputy Mayor Wang is in his forties and looks like he is in his early thirties. With black hair floating on the back, plus a more fashionable dress, sitting with Deputy Secretary Wu is definitely a classic picture used to interpret "the toad wants to eat swan meat".

"If you want to satisfy Mayor Wang, it also depends on your ability." Cheng Wei said.

"That's that, I'm going to do my best." Deputy Secretary Wu said.

"Secretary Wu, don't be too slippery, otherwise you'll ......" Deputy Mayor Wang made a gesture of wanting to pinch Deputy Secretary Wu's mouth.

Unexpectedly, Deputy Secretary Wu not only did not get angry, but sent his face over, "Oh, Mayor Wang, you don't know, I like people to pinch my cheeks the most." Come on. ”

Everyone laughed again. Deputy Secretary Wu is really able to enliven the atmosphere.

"Okay, okay, now let's get serious, how do you drink the wine next?" Deputy Secretary Wu put away his face.

"Do we guys drink beer or continue to drink liquor?" Cheng Wei asked.

"I won't drink the liquor when I see it, Secretary Cheng. Ladies don't drink liquor anyway. Why don't we just drink beer in groups, in groups and bottles? Deputy Secretary Wu proposed.

After listening to Deputy Secretary Wu's proposal, I intuitively felt that this society was too uncreative. For many years, when I was in the academy, Xu Zhengping and I invented this way of drinking wine, I don't want to, it's still going on today.

Of course, it can also be considered that this is the essence and the "quintessence of the country", so it must be inherited and carried forward.

"No, no, no, I don't know how to drink wine." Hao Junqi waved her hand in opposition.

"I'm not done yet. Sister Hao, don't worry, the same group can substitute wine. Whoever drinks it, just drink it. "Deputy Secretary Wu is definitely an active member at the wine table.

"But I'm really not good at drinking."

"What are you afraid of when Brother Cheng is here?" Cheng Wei said.

"yes. Secretary Cheng is massive. Deputy Secretary Wang said.

"But I can't let Brother Cheng burden too much." Hao Junqi said.

"I like it, I like it." Cheng Wei patted his chest.

"The question is, how do you win or lose? What if you lose? What if you win? Jin Limei asked.

"At first glance, she looks like a woman." Deputy Secretary Wu raised his voice again, "It's very simple, which group has someone to go to the bathroom or leave the box first, which group will lose, and those who lose will be punished for drinking two bottles of beer, and then start the second round." ”

This is the first time for me. It seems that this is not only inheritance, but also really carried forward.

The wine fight begins.

Deputy Secretary Wu asked the waiter to put the beer next to him. He opened eight bottles in one go.

Maichuchu liquor, drinkers jokingly call it "flower water" because its bottle is not much bigger than the bottle of flower water. At the beginning of a bottle of wheat, there are only two large glasses of beer and three groups, which is not enough to take turns to salute once.

Naturally, I opened a second two bottles. Although there are twenty-four bottles of beer in a case of Maichuchu, according to this posture, after a few back and forth, it is gone.

In this way, at the beginning of Maichu beer, the waiter moved in one box after another, and in the laughter of everyone, the sound of beer bottles colliding was often heard.

The first round was defeated by Cheng Wei and Hao Junqi. For some reason, in this round, Hao Junqi didn't let go of drinking like she drank that night, and almost all of her wine was drunk by Cheng Weidai. Two people's wine is drunk alone, how can there be a reason not to lose?

Cheng Wei moved straight away from the bamboo chair and ran to the bathroom, not knowing whether he was going to vomit or "relax". According to Cheng Wei's amount of alcohol, such a low-alcohol beer is water for him, so 90% of it is to "relax".

Heroes cannot be suffocated by urine.

When he returned from the bathroom, Deputy Secretary Wu opened two bottles and put them in front of them.

Cheng Wei frowned.

"I'm sorry, Secretary Cheng," Deputy Secretary Wu said, "this is the rule." If you lose, you will be fined two bottles. Alike. ”

"I didn't say that it doesn't treat everyone equally," Cheng Wei touched his stomach, "It's too up." ”

In the second round, it was me and Jin Limei who lost. In the past few years, although the amount of alcohol has increased somewhat, it is still a small amount compared with these township cadres. Township and town cadres are all soaked in wine vats.

But I didn't go to the bathroom to boo, but to vomit. Beer is no longer alcoholic, and if you drink too much, you will still get drunk, especially for those of us who don't drink much.

Jin Limei helped me out, deliberately leaning against me.

I saw Hao Junqi stand up from her position, but she immediately sat down again. Cheng Wei whispered something in her ear.

I don't know why, in this round, Hao Junqi gave Cheng Wei wine in turn.

This is followed by a third round.

I have to admire that Deputy Secretary Wu and Deputy Mayor Wang are "I don't move".

Two of them, the short and chubby Deputy Secretary Wu blushed like me when he drank alcohol, and even redder than me, because of the baldness on the top of his head. Those two big eyes were also frighteningly red, as if they hadn't slept for three days and three nights.

The tall and thin Deputy Mayor Wang was only slightly red, which made her skin more delicate, and her slender arms and almost bare shoulders (Deputy Mayor Wang was wearing a sundress) were always in the line of sight of Deputy Secretary Wu.

Especially when Deputy Mayor Wang lowered his body slightly, the deep cleavage and round hills were completely presented in front of everyone's eyes, and Deputy Secretary Wu's eyes were straight.

If Deputy Mayor Wang noticed this scene, he would give him a punch and threatened to pick out Deputy Mayor Wang's eyes, but he was not angry at all.

In the eyes of Deputy Mayor Wang, this is her capital.

However, the third round of the competition didn't last long before it ended, because the deputy mayor Wang didn't know what was going on, he slid straight down from the bamboo chair and sat on the ground, no matter how Deputy Secretary Wu helped her, she couldn't get up, and the cup in her hand flew out.

Later, I heard that Deputy Mayor Wang had urinated on the spot.

Later, I heard that it was Deputy Secretary Wu who didn't want to help Deputy Mayor Wang up immediately. Deputy Secretary Wu is beautiful in her arms, beautiful.

So, the dinner ended.

As soon as the end was announced, we all crowded into the bathroom.

Cheng Wei and I were crammed into the men's bathroom in a single room. In the mirror, I could see that my face was redder than a monkey's butt.

"Damn, I drank too much." I say.

"I'm drunk too, brother." Cheng Wei shook his head.

"Drinking like this will kill you. Is your deputy mayor Wang okay? I asked.

"It's fine. What's the matter with her? It's all big in a vat. It's me who has something," Cheng Wei burped, "I said brother, I'm really in trouble now." ”

"What's wrong?" I finished urinating and took the "flower" back, and my body couldn't help but feel a spirit.

"I'm in love with your sister." Cheng Wei said.

"Who? Who are you in love with? "I had the feeling that something had happened.

"Hao Junqi. Isn't your sister Junqi? Do you know? In the past few days, I have been fascinated by your sister, as if I had fallen in love with my classmate at work for the first time at the age of sixteen or seventeen. Don't you think your sister is too charming? Her every move is heart-wrenching. Cheng Wei took back his "flowers".

"Don't give me this." It was like my heart had exploded.

I said how could Cheng Wei be "pretentious"!

"It's true, brother, you have to trust me. This time I wasn't going through the motions like a normal woman. I really fell into it. The first time I met your sister, I fought with the thugs for her, you said that I was a dignified secretary, I haven't seen any scenes, can I do it? It can be seen that the ghost had an impulse to save the beauty of the hero at that time. ”

"Are you done? I'm going out. I interrupted Cheng Wei.

"Wait a minute, brother, listen to me. Think about it again, that little gangster later, who is the younger brother of someone, yes, Wu Shifu's younger brother asked your sister for debts, and I didn't take the lead? Cheng Wei took my arm.

"You're sympathetic. Don't exaggerate. I said.

"How can there be such generous sympathy? Not to mention taking 10,000 yuan to sympathize with a woman you just met, do you say realistic? I was truly trapped. It's true. I don't have anyone to talk to, so I have to bother you to listen carefully. Today's event is deliberately arranged by me. Cheng Wei said.

"I know. I've seen it for a long time. ”

"Don't worry, I'll definitely take advantage of it this time."

I unscrewed the locks on the bathroom.

"You guy, I haven't put my pants on yet." Cheng Wei hurriedly turned around.

Out of the restaurant, Xiao Zhang had already driven Cheng Wei's car from the government compound to the Shiqiao Tucai Restaurant. We got in the car. Cheng Wei habitually sat in the passenger seat.

"Brother, do you want to sit in the front?" Cheng Wei asked me.

"No, that's the position of an official, I don't dare to sit down." I say.

"you. I'm telling you, this is a dump in office. In fact, this location is the most unsafe. ”

"Then you're still rushing to sit?" I asked rhetorically.

"Get used to it." Cheng Wei laughed at himself.

I sat in the back row with Hao Junqi and Jin Limei. Jin Limei sat in the middle first.

Jin Limei tried her best to find a topic, but I was not in the mood to speak, so I just closed my eyes and rested. I felt like my head didn't belong to me anymore. The temples were beating hard. My stomach still felt upturned, but I forced it down with my will.

Hao Junqi has been silent.

The car was driving fast.

The sun is big. Xiao Zhang turned off the window panes and turned on the air conditioner of the car.

Looking at the trees on both sides of the road and falling backwards, I couldn't tell what it was like.

Then I fell asleep.