Ridiculous!

I swear, it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever encountered in my format.

How long have I known Yu Xiaobei?

I saw her in the middle of the night last night, and I mistook her for a female ghost and scratched her breasts. Then she was pit twice when she was fighting with infatuation, and then spanked her ass.

And then what?

I was entangled by this girl.

First I was her boyfriend, and then I came out and opened ~ the room.

Grandma is a bear, and while I was asleep, she insulted me.

One night~ Love is the most, so let's ......

I was covered in a cold sweat.

Are the girls of the day so unrestrained?

That's not right!

I know a lot of girls.

Yan Wushuang is the hottest one, but she is a girl with a bottom line, and she has never crossed the thunder pool with me.

Jiang Yuhan is not to mention, I have been chasing her for half a year, and I almost insulted her three times and twice, she has a soft spot for me, but she still remains reserved.

Bai Xie's feelings for me are very complicated, and he has done it with me half a time, and he has feelings for me, but he definitely has hatred for me.

Dugu Beauty is unrestrained with me, but she is a Lunatic Sect Immortal Master, she came with a purpose, and she is burdened with the conspiracy of Lunatic Worship.

Although my aunt is coquettish and charming, that girl is really cold and jade, I have a relationship with her, and it is indecent.

Cao Kexin and Situ Concubine are gone, there is a ghost concubine contract.

Xiaomeng and I have the closest relationship, but our relationship is based on the long-term and half-year relative to each other. That's called long-lasting love.

But what's going on with me and Yu Xiaobei?

The ...... of the hemp egg

I looked at Yu Xiaobei and was speechless and asked the sky.

I lifted the quilt and looked at it, and I said more and more about the dog.

It's smooth and slippery!

The two of us, naked~ hanging, all over the body, didn't even wear a pair of socks.

Oh!

Do you want to take it off so cleanly!

I lifted the quilt and looked down at my own tintin.

Is there any blood?

No!

Prove that nothing happened to me and Yu Xiaobei.

But not necessarily!

Although Yu Xiaobei has never talked to me about a boyfriend before. But even if the membrane is pierced, it doesn't necessarily bleed the first time. Experiments have shown that the probability of bleeding for the first time in girls is less than half.

In life, there are even many situations that can cause that membrane to rupture.

For example, the dancing girl, all kinds of one-word horses, what are the movements with a high degree of difficulty. For example, athletes, all kinds of high-intensity training......

Even a single run can be broken.

Even cucumber fingers can be broken......

Yu Xiaobei woke up at this time, pulled the quilt, hid in the quilt, and looked at me with a happy face.

I was depressed: "Laughing fart? What's going on? ”

Yu Xiaobei: "Husband, you won't mention your pants and you won't admit it." ”

Husband......

Oh the hemp eggs......

We have known each other for less than 12 hours, and her address to me has changed from "hey", to "Huang Quan", then to "Brother Huang Quan", and then to "husband......

Ten months later, will Lao Tzu be promoted to "Daddy"?

I want to beat her up.

Yu Xiaobei pouted and coquettishly said: "Hmph...... You're going to pay it back. It's not that you called me over, and then as soon as they came in, you ...... them Knock people down on the bed......"

I; "I'll go! How did I not know? ”

Yu Xiaobei: "Woo woo...... People are going to cry...... It's so annoying...... People are going to punch you in the chest with small fists......"

Me: "Stop! Hurry up and stop Lao Tzu! Ma Dan, although your coquettish sound good, but Lao Tzu is so numb for Mao. ”

Yu Xiaobei covered her mouth and snickered: "Hehe, anyway, we have done everything." If you ask for my first time, you will be responsible for me. ”

I was angry and said, "There are too many girls that Lao Tzu needs to be responsible for." ”

Yu Xiaobei: "That's not much of me anyway, right?" ”

Me: "Becky, I have a question I've been asking you. Are you sick in the brain? Other girls are staring at their husbands and watching carefully, who wants to share love with others, your worldview is a little disabled. ”

Yu Xiaobei: "Bah, bah...... You're just looking at the world of disability. Hmph, who can't share love with other girls? Have you ever played League of Legends? ”

Me: "I'll go, you're jumping a little bit." What does it have to do with League of Legends? ”

Yu Xiaobei: "If you meet someone in it with an ID called 'Single Little Prince', it is my father." ”

I was a little dizzy: "And then? ”

Yu Xiaobei: "He often teams up with a few people to open the black. The IDs of those teammates are called 'Third Aunt Tai', 'Fourth Aunt Tai', 'Fifth Aunt Tai', 'Sixth Aunt Tai', and the fourth aunt is my mother. ”

"Poof......

I spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and it kept spurting.

I think that if Yu Xiaobei doesn't stop me, I can be like the master who Tang Bohu dotted the autumn fragrance and fought with Tang Bohu to fight poems.

Sock, don't do anything, if this girl's view of love is normal, I can cut off my head.

She and Situ Auntie are just the opposite, Situ Auntie is a person who can't rub sand in her eyes, recognizes the right person, dares to love and hate, and the artillery fire that can really love is vigorous all over the sky, but once the person you love betrays, she will resolutely click away, and there will be absolutely no trouble.

And Yu Xiaobei, with her old lady, the third and the fourth are fine......

Jiu'er pushed the door and came in, riding a big turtle, sleepy-eyed, rubbing her eyes, seeing us both lying on the bed, she suddenly got up, pointed at my nose and shouted, "Hmph! Huangquan, you pick up a girl again. ”

I'm a fart!

I'm soaked today, okay?

I ignored them, got up quickly, wrapped up in a bath towel, and rushed into the bathroom to see if the clothes were dry.

And just as I walked to the door, the door of the hotel was pushed open again!

Come in a girl.

Raw clothes, short skirts, over-the-knee stockings, big-breasted double ponytail Lori.

Dry!

Isn't this cardamom?

How did Cardamom get here?

She came to me? No, how does she know where I am?

Yu Xiaobei was teasing me delicately: "Husband, people still want to ...... Yes! Master! ”

Master?

Ha......

I was speechless.

Yu Xiaobei fifteen, cardamom seventeen, who would have thought that these two would be masters and apprentices?

Cardamom gritted her teeth, was stunned for a long time, and roared, "Hey! What's going on with you guys? ”

Yu Xiaobei sat on the bed, pulling the quilt and wrapping her body tightly, her face red and her ears were red, and she didn't dare to speak.

I can't even explain it.

Cardamom kicked over, this girl was so ruthless, she actually kicked Lao Tzu's crotch.

It's a good thing I dodged quickly, otherwise I would have been stupid this time.

I was a little angry: "Hey! You are crazy. ”

Cardamom: "I ask you, what the hell is going on with you two?" ”

Me: "What does it have to do with you?" Your apprentice is old and can't fall in love? ”

Yu Xiaobei whispered: "Yes, Master...... Let's Longhu Mountain...... Not...... Didn't let you fall in love ......"

Cardamom's face turned blue and white for a while, and she held it for a long time, and finally couldn't help it, glared at me, and said angrily: "But your harmful thing has been stuffed into the old lady's mouth!" You take advantage of the master while sleeping with the apprentice, why don't you go to heaven? ”

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