"Good tea, isn't it?" Ji Ming knew that he was going to poison him, but he didn't care, but said with a smile: "Bring it to me and taste it!" ”

As a result, an unbelievable scene appeared to the sunflower father: Longjing tea mixed with broken intestine grass, this person actually poured several pots without any trouble, and praised the taste; The dim sum made of crane top red, this person actually ate it very fragrantly, and said that "red beans" tasted good while eating; Gruel made with the venom of the five venoms......

Except for a few unhygienic things, Ji Ming ate all the other highly poisonous things, and there was no sign of poisoning. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Actually, seriously, the broken intestine grass is more fragrant than Longjing tea, why don't you try it too?" Ji Ming asked with a smile.

The emperor hurriedly shook his head when he heard this, but the sunflower father-in-law was in a cold sweat and didn't dare to say anything more.

Six years have passed in a flash, and on this day, the two heroes met on the roof to compete.

"Where's your sword?" One of them asked.

Immediately, the other said: "The sword is in the heart, what about your sword?" ”

"I don't need a sword to kill you!"

"You're so big."

"Big breath is because it's on fire, and the gums are inflamed......"

Immediately, another person began to advertise: "You can try this, Jingci Nunnery Loquat Honey Health Candy, carefully boiled from Lingnan loquat and wild honey, long-term use can achieve the effect of refreshing breath and enhancing internal strength." ”

After he finished speaking, the other person was not to be outdone, and also advertised himself: "You can also try this, Slut Hall Quick Acting Heart Pill." ”

"Like us people in the rivers and lakes, the wind comes and goes, the life is irregular, and the body will have problems sooner or later. Remember, first aid Nambovan - Slut's Hall quick-acting heart pill, yes! With that, the man made a triumphant gesture.

In this regard, the little shoemaker watching below looked disappointed, and was about to turn away with the others.

"These two teases!" Ji Ming slapped the two of them down with one palm.

"It's Gangqi!" The little shoemaker was startled and immediately shouted: "There are masters, real masters!" ”

However, no one believed him at all, and with his superficial martial arts, it was impossible to find Ji Ming's traces. On the contrary, he searched everywhere and happened to bump into the prostitute Tian Baguang and the heroine Yuelu in the war.

Then there was no doubt that Yuelu was defeated, and the little shoemaker threw his shoes on Tian Baguang's face.

"You just threw me with your shoes?" Tian Baguang walked up to the little shoemaker and asked.

When the little shoemaker heard this, he hurriedly shook his head.

"And said it wasn't yours, but what about your shoes?" Tian Baguang said, looking at the little shoemaker's bare foot. Then he was furious, glared at the little shoemaker, and said, "Do you believe that I cut you?" ”

Of course, the little shoemaker didn't believe it, and he directly kicked Tian Baguang's face with a self-created "shadowless foot".

"Stinky boy, you're looking for death!" Tian Baguang grabbed the little shoemaker and threw it out.

"Stop, I'm telling you, I can fly swords." When the little shoemaker hit the ground, he jumped up and said. Then he took out the "Void Divine Sword", and with a "whoosh" sound, he released it and shot at Tian Baguang...... It's a pity that there were no hits at all.

This flying sword was used, but because of nervousness, it grazed Tian Baguang's scalp and shot crookedly.

And the poor internal force of the little shoemaker was also consumed cleanly because of this.

In the end, just like the original plot, it was still the head catcher of the six doors who secretly attacked, and he stabbed Tian Baguang to death with a sword.

To be precise, it was Tian Baguang who hit his sword and died.

"If you need any help, you can come to Mount Tai to find me." Yuelu left a word and left with depression.

She really couldn't imagine that she couldn't even beat a third-rate Tian Baguang, and in the end, she was saved by a little shoemaker who didn't know martial arts. Could it be that the martial arts he has practiced hard for more than ten years have not entered the stream at all?

If Ji Ming knew what she was thinking, he would definitely tell her responsibly, it was indeed unpopular.

However, if she doesn't enter the stream, the little shoemaker may not be - the head of the six doors looked at the "wooden sword" inserted in his shoulder, and said with an incredible face: "Damn, obviously a peerless master, in order to pick up girls, he pretended not to know any martial arts, and he knew that I wouldn't make a move!" ”

As he spoke, he drew his sword with a depressed expression.

The little shoemaker's flying sword flew across the street and landed on his shoulder. And because it was so fast, he didn't even notice it, and he didn't feel the pain. If he hadn't moved a little as he struck, he wouldn't even know that he had been hit by a sword in the shoulder.

"Damn." After the head catcher pulled out the flying sword, he tried to crush it hard, but he accidentally let the flying sword pierce his hand.

From the mythical world, the sword of the first master in the world, the empty son, is not something he can crush.

"Come back!" The little shoemaker, who had finally recovered some of his skills, recalled his flying sword. As a result, there is no doubt that the other hand of the chief catcher to get the flying sword was also pierced. Seeing this, Ji Ming said to Xiaoluo with a smile on his face: "It is worthy of being a lonely man seeking defeat!" If the martial arts are not achieved, the sword can hurt people, if you open up the second pulse of Ren Du to advance to the innate level, then it is not close to the martial arts Jindan? ”

As for Xiao Luo, she said: "A lot of space-time energy! ”

When the little shoemaker came home, he was beaten by his mother again.

In the end, he longed for martial arts, and finally rode a little donkey, hanging a carrot on the donkey's head, and rushed to Mount Tai...... When he crossed the river, no matter how much he pulled, he couldn't pull it, so he lost even the little donkey.

Yang Guo, Feng Qingyang, Ling Hu Chong and others in later generations would never have imagined that this number one master of using swords throughout the ages would be so funny.

"Wait, don't sail, and me." At the docks, he accidentally knocked down an old man with a gray beard because he was catching a boat. Then he picked up the old man on his back, stuffed the carrot into the old man's mouth, and hurried to the boat.

During this time, he did not notice that although the old man was bumpy on his back, he did not feel any discomfort at all.

"Young man, practicing martial arts?" After getting on the boat, the old man saw the little shoemaker sitting cross-legged and asked curiously. Hearing this, the little shoemaker opened his eyes, nodded and said: "Yes, the biggest difference between a master and an ordinary person is diligence, I want to seize every second of time and practice my internal strength." ”

Don't dwell on why the word "second" appears, in this "advanced" dimensional world, even satellites are known.

After listening to his words, the old man smiled and nodded, and then asked, "Then what kind of martial arts are you practicing?" ”

"This is the 'Great Zhou Tianshen Gong' passed on to me by the master, it is the most advanced martial arts in the world, and I can even cultivate the 'Pangu True Body' when I practice it to the depths! Pangea, did you know? The legendary god who opened the world is old and powerful. "It's rare for someone to talk about martial arts," the little shoemaker said excitedly.

Hearing this, the old man's face was so wonderful that he couldn't say anything.

"And this, 'Flying Sword' do you know?" The little shoemaker took out the wooden sword again, put it in front of the old man and said: "This is the 'Void Divine Sword' given by my master, back then, the first master of the human world, the Void Prince, used this sword to face the Monkey King, although he was defeated in the end, but the two fought for three hundred rounds, which is something that even the heavenly immortals can't do." ”

Next to him, after the little Taoist priest Wang Chongyang heard it, he immediately said: "I know this, Monkey King, a very powerful immortal." ”

Qiu Chuji and they would never have imagined that Wang Chongyang when he was young was also a joke.

"Robbery!" Suddenly, two robbers threw a torpedo into the water. Immediately afterwards, the older one said with a fierce face: "The fish can't do without the water, you can't do without the boat, if you don't pay the money, you go into the water, and the fish get on the boat!" (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )