Chapter 31: Corpse Fat
Is the night rotten like this? Come on! It's just just appeared. Is it really rotten? And such an operation? Are you sure? So funny? Could it be that Xiao Ye is the reincarnation of a weapon destroyer? Why can't any weapon survive long in its hands? Yeqi's appearance is so mysterious and stylish, and it also sucked its blood and imprinted his palm prints, reaching the legendary black gun of 'dripping blood to recognize the master', it's so rotten? Is this about to break the record? Is it fireworks? Or is positioning itself a disposable?
Engaging in so many gimmicks, is this the legendary beep being struck by lightning?
It's rotten, it's rotten indeed.
Xiao Ye, who had no crying or tears, looked at the irregular pieces that fell from the head of the gun, squatted down in pain, and counted a total of nine pieces. The smallest is less than two centimeters, and the largest is tail finger thick......
Looking at the hole in the head of the gun, I couldn't help but curse 'Ciao', but the body of the gun was still hollow. You can see the sunlight through these irregular holes...... It turned out to be really just a long, a heavy, and mysterious bone.
Heartache, regret, sorrow, Xiao Ye looked at the tattered night. The greater the sense of loss in my heart...... The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, nothing more than that. Although it still didn't suffer much damage to the hilt, but it knocked a few pieces out, knocked a few pieces out, knocked and dropped a few pieces, can it withstand a few tosses?
Dear, how nice it would be if you were there. Remember? In the past, you made me a weapon to play games......
I kept thinking of the weapons I once had, either they weren't sharp enough or they were too light to use. In the days to come, an evolved zombie like Black King Kong will definitely not be the only one, can he only fight those murderous monsters with his own hands?
The more I thought about it, the worse my mood became, and my temper suddenly came up, and I yelled like a vent, and threw the night barrier out with all my might. I just want to throw it as far away as possible, so that I don't have to worry about it once.
'Woo~Woo~Woo~~~~~~~' Yeqi is like a black Jiao that has been misunderstood and abandoned by its owner, with a low mournful roar, through the outer walls of one building after another, and goes away......
Behind him, a blood-white slender wolf shadow followed, as if he wanted to chase the black Jiao back.
"Wang~Wang~" Ke Fei barked while chasing back, leaving Xiao Ye with the location to pursue.
Xiao Ye, who was still immersed in disappointment and loss, couldn't turn his head at this time, thinking that Ke Fei wanted to play chasing the ball again. Instead, Ella pulled his sleeve with her hand: "Xiao, get in the car and we'll chase it." ”
was pulled to sit on the electric car for unknown reasons, Xiao Ye was still a little confused: "Chasing? What to chase? That rags, if you lose it, if you lose it, what is there to chase? Before he could finish asking, Ella couldn't wait to start the tricycle and chased towards Ke Fei's scream at full speed, almost throwing the stunned Xiao Ye down.
Ella was so angry with him that she gave him an elbow with her left hand holding the handlebar: "You're not smart enough to be ...... Ke Fei"
"He's smart? He picks up everything I throw, and the last time I kicked a zombie in the head, he jumped from the 36th floor desperately. How clever is it? I threw a broken gun this time, and he chased it again? How smart is he? ”
This time, Ella's vocabulary is really not enough, and she didn't know what to say for a while, and she was angry: "No! You~~Hey......" I thought to myself, why is this person's contrast so extreme? The strong observation, analysis and reasoning skills that I just showed at the overpass are gone, and now I am like a bear child. Just ignore him and concentrate on driving, and catch up with Ke Fei to find the night and take a look.
Night Appendix successively penetrated the two side-by-side buildings in the community where Ella lived, penetrated a bus parked on the side of the road when he flew across the road, passed through the entire shop of the bank opposite, and finally inserted himself into the street behind the bank with all his strength, and the entire flight trajectory was about a hundred meters in a straight line.
When Ai pulled the electric car around and came to the night diaphragm that was diagonally inserted on the ground, Xiao Ye almost flew off the car, he clenched the handle of the night diaphragm gun with both hands excitedly, and pulled it up vigorously, and there was only a diamond-shaped pit half a meter deep on the hard ground.
looked at the appearance that was still black and tattered, but Xiao Ye, who had reacted, was ecstatic! What does it mean to be unseemly? What does it mean to penetrate everything? What does it mean to pierce through a wall? This is the real slap through the wall!! Its penetrating power is not to mention rifles, even Barrett is not so good!
What kind of tatters is this? That's baby! Divine Soldiers! A peerless divine soldier who has a flesh-and-blood connection with himself.
After thinking about it, I have been happy a few times today, and I am still a little suspicious. Shouldn't you play two tricks and drop another scum? Thinking about it, he waved his hand and told Ke Fei and Ella to take a few steps back.
Trying the gun again, Xiao Ye didn't play any tricks, and every time he shot at hard objects and sharp objects such as walls and car engines. He just wanted to test the hardness of this gun in addition to being extremely sharp, and to put it bluntly, he was still afraid that it would fall off the scum......
In the smashing noise of 'bang~bang~bang~', there is a slight sound of 'buzz~buzz~', which is a bit like a buzzer, and a bit like the sound made by Tao Xun, an ancient Chinese musical instrument.
These sounds, Xiao Ye only felt wonderful and beautiful in his ears. Constantly waving the nightshade, constantly destroying everything in front of him. After the head of the gun smashed the tail of the gun, a good wall and a car were pushed and smashed flat in a few clicks. Feeling that it was not enough fun, he jumped over the broken wall and rushed into the bank! It once represented the most desirable place for a desperate person, and it was also the most heavily defended place in the living area, but now no one cares about it!!
Bulletproof glass ~ knock and bomb! ATM ~ Jump up and smash! Explosion-proof door ~ stabbed with one shot! Vault door ~ puncture, smash flat! Countless coins, gold, and silver that once made people fight for life and death were smashed in a mess in the night, flying everywhere and fluttering in the wind.
Now Xiao Ye's facial features are all distorted, and his hideous eyes can only be described by two words: ferocious. He needs to vent, vent his grievances that he was beaten by Black King Kong yesterday and lost his temper, and he could only use tricks to kill the other party. vented his grievances knowing that zombies are also constantly evolving, and the strength he has now is not enough to ensure the safety of himself and his relatives. It's been three months since I needed to vent, and I still haven't been able to get the car, and I haven't been able to find her grievances!!
smashed and vented aimlessly, until dozens or hundreds of zombies were lured in the distance. Xiao Ye, who was in a rage, didn't say a word, and it took less than five minutes to wipe them all out.
In the end, Xiao Ye hugged the night that was still unscathed, black and shiny, and not stained with blood after some tossing. Kneeling on the ground covered with zombie corpses and flesh, he raised his head to the sky and shouted: "Ah!! Why!! Why!! Why!! Next Olympics! Next Olympics! Sub-Ao!! Nima Tease! Big foolish beep! ”
The nervous roar continued until he was completely out of breath, his voice was hoarse, and his eyes were red and swollen, and then he stopped......
I don't know why he suddenly became so crazy, I don't know why he looked up to the sky and yelled, I don't know why he shed tears. Ke Fei and Ella just rushed up and hugged each other. Two little thrushes were also singing songs for him in their school bags hoping to be happy......
In this damn apocalypse, if everyone doesn't huddle together to keep warm, do they still want to kill each other?
Luck, it seems, really started to get better after Xiao Ye got the night diaphragm.
The next day, the family mobilized again and arrived at 'Kyushu Car Rental' smoothly. After destroying more than 100 zombies, he successfully got two uncharged Tang, in fact, if it weren't for Ke Fei's inability to drive, there would be one.
Filled up at the gas station, Ella took the lead in a car, protected by Ke Fei in the passenger seat. Xiao Ye drove one by himself, and the two cars drove home side by side.
"Xiao ~ Xiao ~ Ella called Xiao, did you hear that? Complete. ”
When Ella's call came from the walkie-talkie placed next to him, Xiao Ye picked it up and pressed the intercom button and responded, "Received, it's clear, it's over." ”
"Stop at the exit of the tunnel, over."
Two SUVs stopped side by side at the mouth of the tunnel.
Ella walked to Xiao Ye's side, pointed to the green belt on both sides of the tunnel mouth, which had been trampled on and dirt yesterday, and had re-sprouted and bloomed today, and said happily: "Look at these flowers and plants, they have grown so lush overnight, it's amazing." After that, he also ran to pick a small pink wildflower, put it in front of him, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and enjoyed the fragrance of the flower.
There are hateful people everywhere, and sometimes Xiao Ye is happy to play this kind of person. Especially to hit a beautiful woman: "Do you know what corpse fat is?" ”
"Fertilization? Of course I know, don't think I'm the kind of pampered kid who doesn't know anything. Such children will be everywhere in your Huaxia. Children in our country will do their own housework and take care of the lawn for pocket money since they were young...... "The more Ella said, the more energetic she became, as if she knew a lot about the new generation of education in China, and had a very disgusted attitude.
Xiao Ye waited for her to finish with interest, he also agreed that his country's family education was not bad, and there was nothing to refute these facts. What he needed was how Ella would react when she knew what he really meant by those two words, and that was what he felt was the most enjoyable thing.
Finally, when the girl finished complaining and looked at him with an inquiring face, he said Shi Ran: "What I said is that it is the corpse of the corpse." Haven't you heard the saying 'Where the corpse is buried, its flowers will be beautiful'? ”
As he expected, Ella "wow", threw the flowers off her hand with a yell, and then bent over and gagged. He pointed to the greenery and asked, "You mean, they grow so well because Black King Kong and those zombies have been burned here?" ”
Xiao Ye laughed, came to her, and nodded to confirm her answer. also helped her smooth out with one hand, and pulled the straw on her shoulder with the other hand, and put it into the more ruddy and sexy mouth: "What's disgusting about this, we should be happy." Ella had just taken a sip of water before she could swallow it, and she was a little puzzled by his words, and pouted and waited for him to explain.
"Think about it, if the corpses of zombies can really give birth to plants, then we won't have to worry about having no fresh vegetables ......to eat in the future," Xiao Ye said, already caught up in the harvest picture full of greenery that he had imagined, and didn't notice Ella's abnormal reaction.
'Poof', Ella, who couldn't stand it, opened her sexy mouth and spit out all the things that gushed out of her mouth on Xiao Ye's upper body, and a lot of splashes on his triumphant face......
Huh~~ It's really disgusting......
It is forgivable to do sins in heaven, but you cannot live for your own sins......