Chapter 124: One Scorpion, Two Wolves, Three Old Dogs
As soon as the tiger sat down, the old dog barked, "Go back, don't get in the way of the dog's business here." He shouted loudly, but his hands didn't stop at all, and the fight with that person seemed to be extremely lively, but he didn't kill him, and he estimated that there would be nothing wrong for a while.
Wang Lifen hurriedly ran up, lifted the tiger horizontally, and brought it back directly, the tiger was tall and fat, at least more than 200 catties, and she carried it like carrying a cabbage.
The tiger probably lost too much, and he didn't even resist, and shouted with a bitter face: "You mother-in-law, no matter how I say it, I am also the head of the family, you can save me some face, and you are like talking to me like this." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, she was slapped in the face, Wang Lifen snorted coldly with a straight face: "You were going to fight just now, so I will give you face, make you feel better, and increase your momentum faster, now that the fight is over, you dare to yell at the old lady again, the old lady will not kill you!" ”
The tiger obediently closed his mouth when he heard this, and the rest of the people seemed to have become accustomed to it, so they all smiled and continued to look into the field.
I secretly glanced at Xue Bing, and secretly compared it in my heart, thinking that Xue Bing must not be like this, if he is like Wang Lifen in the future, then Lao Tzu will not be suffocated to death.
But as soon as I turned my head, I saw the tiger sitting on the ground with a smile on his face, Wang Lifen had already turned around to watch the battle in the arena, but the corners of her eyes were also full of warmth, which made me wonder what the situation was.
The crazy old man is better than a ghost, and when he saw my expression, he leaned his mouth over and said with a smile: "You kid is still young, and you don't understand this bit of between men and women, who has the tiger been afraid of outside?" God provoked him, he dared to poke God into a hole, no one cares about it, go home and coax his wife, don't call it cowardice! In the eyes of outsiders, he is still a hero. ”
I glanced at the crazy old man, thinking to myself that you know so much, I haven't seen you have a wife, there is only one mouth left, but I didn't say it in my mouth, there are so many people here, he is an elder after all, and I will save him some face.
Who knew that the crazy old man continued to gush endlessly: "Who slaps the tiger in the face of outsiders? If he risks his life, he will fight with you to the end, and Wang Lifen bullies him every day like bullying a child, this is called Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. ”
I just wanted to block him, but the crazy old man suddenly shook his head and said, "Look at it, the old dog is really moving." ”
I hurriedly turned my gaze, and the situation in the field had really changed, the scorpion's dagger had fallen to the ground, and the two were not entangled in each other's beatings, they had already stood separately, staring at each other, one with round eyes, the other squinting with a cold face, and neither of them spoke.
The person who came out on the other side was neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, and he was full of neatness, revealing a capable energy, his eyes were wide open, his fine light was flashing, his nose was hooked, his lips were thin, and his face was ruthless.
Yan Lao Dog is tall and thin, with messy hair on his head, wrinkles on his face, a pair of eyelids that are always half-asleep and squinting, his clothes smell of sugar water, and his body is very sloppy, and the two form a stark contrast.
Since neither of them spoke, and I didn't know how their feud ended, I tilted my head and asked the crazy old man, "What's going on between this scorpion and Uncle Yan?" The two seem to have a lot of enemies. ”
The crazy old man nodded and said, "Of course, Yan Lao Dog's elder brother Yan Lao Wolf died in the hands of the scorpion, can this feud be small?" The scorpion daughter-in-law, that is, the sister-in-law of Yan Lao Gou, was killed by Yan Lao Dog again, can this feud be small? In the past ten years, the old dog has been looking for scorpions, and if the scorpions hadn't been hiding from the old dog, the two would have died a long time ago. ”
I'm confused, what does it matter? How did it get like this?
Fortunately, the crazy old man continued: "The scorpion turned out to be very friendly with the old dog, and met the old wolf through the old dog, and the three of them bowed to the brothers, and the three of them advanced and retreated together, but they made a lot of names, because the scorpion was the oldest, the old wolf was second, and the old dog was the youngest, so everyone called them a scorpion, two wolves and three old dogs, and they were very popular when they were young. ”
"If there is no pretty peach blossom, maybe the three brothers are still fine, and the old dog will not be what it is now, when he was young, the old dog was a famous beautiful man, and his brother was better than him."
I was stunned when I heard it, just an old dog was a beautiful man when he was young? I was deeply skeptical of the aesthetics of the mad old man.
The crazy old man ignored my reaction and continued: "But there is a pretty peach blossom, so the red face is sometimes a disaster, and you should stay away." ”
"This woman is not a good thing, she hooks up with three and four, has a very bad reputation, is a standard lewd baby slut, but she gave birth to a beautiful embryo, not to mention the beauty of the long beauty, the cultivation technique is also a fox technique, I like to seduce handsome men and handsome guys the most, and I have harmed many families."
"I don't know if it's the ghost blindfolded or the hero is sad about the beauty, Yan Lao Wolf fell in love with this pretty peach blossom, of course the pretty peach blossom is one hundred and twenty willing, and he really married Yan Lao Wolf."
But this woman is used to watery poplars, where can she restrain herself, and she actually uses fox charm to seduce the old dog and the scorpion. Yan Lao Gou is indeed a man, and scolded the pretty peach blossom, but this matter can't be said, and it is awkward to live together every day, so Yan Lao Dog simply left home and went alone. ”
But the scorpion didn't have such a good concentration, and was easily hooked into bed by the pretty peach blossom, and he couldn't extricate himself from it, and often had trysts with the pretty peach blossom. But where can this matter be hidden, and finally the old wolf was caught and raped in bed, and the scorpion panicked, and actually stabbed the old wolf to death. ”
"I heard that the scorpion was also very guilty, but he still couldn't resist the charm of that woman, and after burying the old wolf, he even married that woman."
"The old dog got the news and rushed home, and it happened that the scorpion was not there, and the old dog captured the woman, cut out the heart and abdomen in front of the old wolf's grave, cut off the head and cut the corpse, and the method was very cruel."
"This incident was very troublesome at the time, because the old dog's methods were too cruel, the police were involved, and the old dog was disfigured and fled for decades, not daring to show his true face."
"When the scorpion was far away, the old dog looked for him for more than ten years, and he has been avoiding it, and he is ashamed to think about it.
After the crazy old man finished speaking, he smiled and said: "The old dog is also interesting, after his brother's incident, he was completely dead to women, but Mrs. Li told him this and that all day long, and the two have been in contact for a long time, but the old dog actually fell in love with Mrs. Li, which is funny enough." ”
As soon as I said this, two shouts suddenly broke out in the field at the same time, I hurriedly turned around and looked, and was taken aback, where is this master duel, it is clear that two beasts are biting each other.
Both of them have blue noses and swollen faces, and their faces and bodies are full of blood, like ordinary market hooligans fighting, entangled together, the old dog pinched the scorpion's neck with both hands, and the scorpion desperately beat the old dog's face, the old dog was beaten in a hurry, and he stretched his head forward and bit the scorpion's ear.
Not to be outdone, the scorpion bit the old dog's ear, and hit the old dog's chest and abdomen with both hands.
I can't help but feel funny when I see it, where is there still a little master demeanor, and if you continue to fight like this, all you suffer are skin injuries, and it looks miserable, in fact, they will avoid the vital places, and it is difficult to be fatal.
The two of them scuffled like this, and neither of them would let go, but the old dog grabbed the neck, and after a while, the scorpion was already purple, and he couldn't breathe when he saw it.
But the scorpion still didn't use any strange tricks, just resisted in vain, and the hand that beat the old dog became more and more soft and weak.
Yan Lao Dog also let go of the scorpion's ears, and while pinching the scorpion with all his might, he shook it and shouted angrily: "You hide again!" Hide again! Dare to kill my eldest brother, why don't you dare to face me? Hide! Hide again......"
The scorpion's face was bruised, his hands hung down softly, and he struggled and said, "Yuan ...... Forgive...... I ......"
We were all stunned, no one thought that the first thing the scorpion said would be to forgive me, it seems that this guy has indeed felt guilty for many years.
The old dog was also stunned for a moment, and then roared angrily: "Forgive you? Forgive you for seducing your sister-in-law, killing your eldest brother, being disloyal and unjust, ruthless and shameless, what did you do in the first place? Why didn't you think of today when you killed your eldest brother? ”
The scorpion's eyes were already rolling, and he still struggled to say, "Original...... Forgive...... I ......"
Yan Lao Dog's tears burst out of his eyes, and he couldn't tell what the expression was on his face, and finally closed his eyes, threw the scorpion to the ground with all his strength, and scolded angrily: "Get out! It's dirty to kill you, don't let me see you again, get out! ”
We were stunned again, but we didn't expect that Yan Laogou really forgave the scorpion, if it wasn't for the forgiveness in his heart, he wouldn't have spared his life. But the rights and wrongs in this, I also heard the crazy old man say it just now, and I vaguely feel that the old dog is right to do this.
At this moment, a blue light flashed, directly hitting the back of the old dog, and several of us exclaimed at the same time, but the distance was too far, where was there time to rescue, and the blue light was about to be nailed into the back of the old dog.
The scorpion lying on the ground suddenly jumped up, pushed the old dog to the ground, but he didn't have time to dodge, and a green mang nailed straight into the scorpion's chest, directly piercing the scorpion.
The scorpion turned his head with difficulty to look at the old dog, and suddenly a smile appeared on his face and said, "Brother, thank you!" ”