Chapter 011: Boy Urine
Lin Xiaoyue asked the point, and Chen Xuan couldn't help but nod his head in appreciation.
"It's really teachable, you are very smart, and you can guess the root of the problem at once."
Chen Xuan said with a smile.
Xu Bingqian stared in disbelief, as if she still refused to admit that she was haunted by ghosts, and at the same time, she kept spitting out yellow-brown objects, making the room smoky.
At this time, Chen Xuan continued to explain: "Last night, the ghost gate of Dragon City was opened, and countless ghosts came out of hell, Xu Bingqian's yin and yang were declining, so it was naturally easy to provoke the ghosts, but she was young and vigorous, unlike old people like Lao Lin and Zheng Xiaoyun, the ghosts were temporarily suppressed in her body for a day, and now the resentment of the ghosts has gradually prevailed, and only then do the symptoms appear. As for these yellow things, they are the result of the resentment of the ghosts. β
Chen Xuan talked eloquently, but Lin Xiaoyue's girlfriends were all questioning.
They were all highly educated intellectuals, and they had never looked down on such things as pretending to be gods and ghosts.
"It's really fake, it sounds like......"
"Are there really ghosts in this world? I don't believe it! β
"Hey, you're kidding, right? Cooks. β
"It's funny, I almost believed it......"
However, Lin Xiaoyue was convinced of what Chen Xuan said, and last night she witnessed Chen Xuan first saving Lin Fugui and then Zheng Xiaoyun.
So Lin Xiaoyue grabbed Chen Xuan's arm and asked earnestly, "That...... Bingqian, is she still saved? β
Chen Xuan laughed: "There is salvation, of course there is salvation." β
Lin Xiaoyue took a deep breath, and said to Chen Xuan helplessly but sincerely, "Can you please save him?" β
In the past two days, Lin Xiaoyue has begged Chen Xuan three times!
And Chen Xuan is the person she despises and hates the most!
This kind of inner torture can only be understood by Lin Xiaoyue herself!
But Lin Xiaoyue can only do this! Because Xu Bingqian is her best friend!
Hearing Lin Xiaoyue's words, Chen Xuan shook his head.
"No, no, no, I don't want to save this woman, what was her attitude towards me just now, I think you also saw it, right?"
Lin Xiaoyue let out a long sigh and lowered her head silently.
Just now Xu Bingqian said that Chen Xuan was a "man", sarcastically mocked him for being poor and sour, and threw steamed buns in public to humiliate him, even Lin Xiaoyue couldn't look at it, and now it is indeed too difficult to let Chen Xuan repay his grievances with virtue.
Although Lin Xiaoyue is rude and willful, she is not unreasonable.
She knew that it was human nature for Chen Xuan not to save Xu Bingqian.
But at this moment, Chen Xuan suddenly looked up at Lin Xiaoyue, and said with a smile: "But it's okay if you want me to save her, unless you ......"
Hearing that Chen Xuan could save Xu Bingqian, Lin Xiaoyue was immediately overjoyed.
"Unless what?"
Lin Xiaoyue asked nervously.
Chen Xuan smiled slightly, and then pointed to his cheek.
"Unless you reveal my true identity, kiss me again."
"What?"
Lin Xiaoyue's face suddenly turned cold, this was even more uncomfortable than killing her! She has been a face-saving person since she was a child, how could she admit in front of her good friend that Chen Xuan, a poor sour, was his fiancΓ©? Not to mention kissing it!
But when I looked back, I saw that Xu Bingqian was still spitting "" intermittently, looking at her extremely painful, she was really desperate.
On the one hand, it is my own dignity, and on the other hand, it is the life of a good sister!
Lin Xiaoyue thought about it carefully and finally made up her mind.
"Good! I promise you! β
After speaking, she turned around sharply and said to her girlfriends: "Let me introduce to you, this person's name is Chen Xuan, and his real identity is not a partner, but mine...... Fiance! β
After saying one sentence, the audience was shocked!
Xu Bingqian even forgot to vomit "", and looked up at her blankly!
"What? Is this person really Shinozaki's fiancΓ©? β
"Sanotsuki's fiancΓ© is so dirty?"
"What kind of vision does Sagetsu have? It can't be ......"
"Wait, Chen Xuan...... Could he be the only son of the Chen family back then? β
For a while, there was a lot of discussion in the box, and the eyes of several girlfriends widened.
But that's when something even more shocking happened.
Lin Xiaoyue suddenly stood on tiptoe, turned around and kissed Chen Xuan lightly on the cheek!
Lin Xiaoyue, the first goddess of Dragon City! The dragonfly kissed a dirty and poor silly boy like a little water!
These girls are even more crazy and scream involuntarily!
"Yikes!"
"This kid is too lucky, isn't he?"
"Shinohsuki, what are you doing?"
"Oh my God! Is he really your fiancΓ©? β
Xu Bingqian, who was full of yellow-brown unknown objects, was even more stunned, and spit out two more mouthfuls of "wow", she was now speechless in a hurry, and she was sweating profusely!
At this time, Lin Xiaoyue looked back at Chen Xuan and said in a low voice: "Chen Xuan, I have already done what you asked, you can save Bingqian now, right?" β
Chen Xuan nodded with satisfaction and said, "Of course you can, I'm a trustworthy person." In fact, Xu Bingqian's situation is easy to solve, she is controlled by the ghost, so she can subdue the ghost from the stomach, as long as she swallows something that the ghost is afraid of, then the ghost will be forced out immediately. β
"What is it?" Lin Xiaoyue asked.
Chen Xuan raised his fingers one by one.
"There are many, such as black dog blood, rooster, aged ginger, and boy urine ......"
Speaking of this, Chen Xuante pointed out: "Now Xu Bingqian's situation is very urgent, things that are too complicated cannot be found, and among the above four items, the easiest thing to get is child urine." β
"What?!"
Lin Xiaoyue was shocked when she heard it!
Everyone else was shocked!
"You want Bingqian to drink the boy's urine?!" Lin Xiaoyue waved her hand again and again: "Impossible, this is too disgusting, this is absolutely impossible!" β
Chen Xuan smiled when he heard this, and pointed at Xu Bingqian, who was vomiting.
"Disgusting? Please look back, Xu Bingqian has been spitting and vomiting for a full ten minutes, if it is disgusting, what is more disgusting than this? β
Lin Xiaoyue looked back and saw that Xu Bingqian's current situation was indeed very disgusting, her mouth was full of that kind of yellow-brown object, and the smell was even more pungent.
Compared to this, drinking children's urine is really nothing.
At this moment, Xu Bingqian also nodded desperately at Lin Xiaoyue, her meaning was obvious, as long as she could cure her, she would be willing to drink anything.
So Lin Xiaoyue finally made up her mind, turned to Chen Xuan and said, "Okay, then give her a child's urine, but how can we have a boy here?" Do you want to go out of your way to find a child? β
Chen Xuan laughed and said: "You are a layman, the urine of the boy refers to the urine of a man who has not broken his body, no matter how old he is, as long as he has not touched a woman, this urine is easy to use." β
After speaking, Chen Xuan pointed at himself proudly: "Fortunately, I am a boy." β
"Woo ......"
Lin Xiaoyue glanced at Chen Xuan in disgust, and Xu Bingqian in the back was about to roll her eyes!
Who would have thought that in the end, Chen Xuan would be the brewer of children's urine!
"Wait a minute, I'll go to the bathroom!"
Chen Xuan smiled sheepishly, picked up a wine glass on the table and left, Lin Xiaoyue and Xu Bingqian glanced at each other, almost crying, and several other girlfriends couldn't cry or laugh, with complicated expressions.
Five minutes later, Chen Xuan came back from the bathroom with a wine glass, only to see that the wine glass was full and steaming.
"Come on, drink it while it's hot, I'm sorry, it's been hot for the past two days, and the color is a little dark."
Chen Xuan hugged Xu Bingqian, pinched her nose and poured it down.
"Hmm......"
"Goo-dong!"
Xu Bingqian refused at first, but was still forced by Chen Xuan to take a big sip.
"Ahem! Ahem! β
Because she drank too quickly, Xu Bingqian choked, but she soon recovered, pushed Chen Xuan away, and cried and shouted: "Chen Xuan, you brute, I will kill you!" I'll kill you! β
But at this moment, Lin Xiaoyue suddenly said in surprise: "Bingqian, hello! You don't throw up! β
A few girlfriends next to him were also shocked and said, "That's right, Bingqian, you're good!" β
"It really worked!"
"You really don't spit!"
Xu Bingqian realized that the breath in her stomach had already smoothed out, and she really didn't want to vomit anymore, but despite this, Chen Xuan's behavior just now still made her angry!
"I don't care, Chen Xuan, I'm going to kill you!"
Xu Bingqian picked up a plate on the table and slammed it towards Chen Xuan.
Chen Xuan dodged lightly, then shook his head and sighed: "Tsk! It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people. I worked hard to save your life, and you actually took revenge! This is a modern version of the story of the farmer and the snake! β
After finishing speaking, Chen Xuan also specially added: "It's still a snake that can spit!" β