Chapter 0353 - Ugly Things for Teenagers, Fox Fierce General
Su Zhen disagreed, pouted and said, "Cut, what's the unsightly thing, so you don't dare to say it?" Don't twist the old ghost, if you dare to speak, your aunt and grandmother will dare to listen. ”
"The old ghost doesn't dare to say it." Zhang Xiaotian's old face turned even redder.
Liu Xue was not as female as Su Zhen, so she stood up and said, "Okay, let's avoid it." ”
Youlan was very obedient, got up and followed Liu Xue away.
Su Zhen didn't care, she sat there with a golden knife, but she didn't leave.
As soon as Liu Xue turned around, she pulled Su Zhen up, and said to Xiao Tai Sui: "It's not suitable for children, Xiao Tai Sui will also come out with me." ”
Xiao Tai Sui and Su Zhen reluctantly got up, walked out of the box, and went to wait in the hall outside.
Ye Zhiqiu looked at Zhang Xiaotian and said, "Old ghost, if there is something ugly, you can say it." ”
The old ghost was still a little cramped, and squirmed: "Actually, it was all about the old ghost when he was young, say it...... It's ridiculous, it's indecent......"
"Don't be shy, let's say it, there are all big men here, don't hide it." Ye Zhiqiu said.
"Say it, say it." Hei Impermanence also smiled lewdly.
The old ghost then said:
"When I was young, in my early twenties, I worked as a private school teacher in this town of Shuangqiao. At that time, there was a fox demon nearby, specializing in seducing young men, seducing them, and stealing Yuanyang. I believe in the way of Confucius and Mencius, I don't believe in these strange things that confuse the gods, and every time I hear about it, I always laugh at it.
The villagers made a bet with me that they could meet a young and good girl on the night road, who was transformed by a demon fox. I was young and vigorous, and relying on my courage, I drank a pot of wine that night, and wandered around the village to see what was going on.
Who knows, really met a ...... Good girl. ”
Speaking of this, the old ghost's face turned a little redder again.
Ye Zhiqiu smiled: "That's good, continue." ”
The old ghost looked embarrassed and continued:
"The woman I met was transformed by a fox demon. At that time, the alcohol was surging, and he couldn't stand the fox demon's **, so he followed her and ...... I did what I didn't do. But the old ghost I ...... Born majestic, as soon as the handover, the demon fox couldn't bear it, and even called for mercy. I had a drunken seizure, hugged the demon fox and didn't let go, like crazy......
When I woke up the next day, I found myself sleeping in a graveyard with a dead fox lying beside me.
It just so happened that my embarrassed appearance was seen by the villagers who got up early, and from then on, the scandal spread. All over the country call me ...... The general of the fox, or the general of the fox. Since then, there has been no fox trouble in the area of Shuangqiao Town. ”
Damn, the old ghost is so brave? Ye Zhiqiu and Hei Wuchang glanced at each other and laughed.
After the old ghost finished speaking, he glanced up at Ye Zhiqiu, quickly lowered his head, and said:
"This is the ugly thing in the life of an old ghost, but unexpectedly, after becoming a ghost, he happened to meet General Zhang Yide's apparition. General Zhang ridiculed me for the ugly things I did back then, and said, my surname is Zhang, and your surname is Zhang, I am a general, and you are also a general. In the future, I will not be allowed to come here often, so you will live in my temple, bear my name, enjoy the incense, and maintain the things of the underworld. ”
Ye Zhiqiu couldn't hold back his laughter for a long time and asked, "These are all truths, didn't lie to me?" ”
"Never dare to deceive Master Ye, otherwise the sky will thunder." Zhang Xiaotian hurriedly said.
Ye Zhiqiu thought for a while, and then asked, "General Zhang Yide, don't you usually come here?" ”
"It's been almost a hundred years since I last saw a general." Zhang Xiaotian said.
Ye Zhiqiu asked again: "Old ghost, can you ask the general to appear?" ”
Zhang Xiaotian shook his head: "The general personally told me that he would inspect the world once in a hundred years, and he would not come in normal times." ”
Ye Zhiqiu sighed, looked at Hei Wuchang and said, "Eighth Master, it seems that we can't deal with Chiyou's wife." When Mr. Feng Shui asked the gods to possess him, he probably caught up with Zhang Yide's centennial parade. Now, unless you wait until Zhang Yide's next inspection, how can you invite it? ”
Hei Wuchang frowned, and muttered: "If there is a person who is reincarnated by a heavenly god, you can invite General Zhang......"
"Do you still say bald?" Ye Zhiqiu rolled his eyes and said:
"I also know this truth, those who are reincarnated by the gods can use the 'Sky Mirror' to see the three shadows. However, first we have to have a peep mirror, and then we have to take the mirror and look around to find the Three Shadows before we can ...... When we find it, hehe, it is estimated that at that time, we will be older than Chiyou's wife! ”
Hei Wuchang frowned tightly and said, "The Sky Mirror of Dragon and Tiger Mountain can be borrowed. It's this three-shadow person, it's hard to find. We can't just hold a mirror and look at people when we see them, right? ”
"If you look up in the life and death book of the underworld, can you find such a person?" Ye Zhiqiu asked.
Hei Wuchang shook his head: "The life and death of the underworld is divided into many volumes, and only one volume will be opened before the end of a batch of life limits, and it is usually not allowed to be consulted casually." ”
Ye Zhiqiu shook his head and was speechless.
Hei Wuchang suddenly smiled and said, "Brother Ye, you can ask Miss Liu to use Qimen Dunjia to calculate where this reincarnated person of the Heavenly God is." ”
"I asked, but Xue'er said she couldn't figure it out." Ye Zhiqiu shook his head.
I did ask last time, but Liu Xue said that this is related to the heavenly situation, and she has not yet deduced it.
Qimen Dunjia, in addition to the Pai Palace and the Flying Palace, can be divided into four rounds: 'Heaven, Earth, Man and Ghost'. Liu Xue's current research is limited to the 'earth bureau' and 'human bureau', and the 'ghost bureau' and 'heavenly bureau' are more complicated, and they have not yet begun to deduce.
The old ghost Zhang Xiaotian listened on the side, and said cautiously: "Master Ye, Master Impermanence, if you want to say that the reincarnation of the gods, the old ghost has a suspected candidate......"
Ye Zhiqiu and Hei Wuchang were each happy, but they glared at the same time, and shouted viciously: "Don't say it earlier!?" ”
"Yes, yes......" Zhang Xiaotian was frightened, bent down and said:
"To the north of Shuangqiao Town, there is a young man surnamed Huang, who looks very unusual. Every time he passed in front of my small temple, he was covered by divine light, dazzling and bright. Every time the old ghost sees him passing by, he has to hide. Looking at his appearance, he is by no means an ordinary person, he must have a great background! ”
Ye Zhiqiu became interested, and hurriedly asked, "The boy surnamed Huang?" What is his name and how old is he? ”
"His name is Huang Yuhao, about 20 years old, he seems to be a college student, and he happens to be at home during the holidays." Zhang Xiaotian said.
Ye Zhiqiu nodded: "Okay, I'll go and look for it and see what kind of thing this Huang Yuhao is reincarnated." Go back, old ghost, and remember, don't do anything bad, or I won't spare you. ”
"Master Ye Mingjian, the old ghost is dedicated to maintaining the local netherworld, and I never dare to do good deeds, otherwise General Zhang Yide will not be able to spare me." Zhang Xiaotian nodded hurriedly and left with a thousand thanks.
Ye Zhiqiu nodded, and said to the black impermanence:
"Eighth Master, you said that you can borrow a mirror to look at the sky, so I will trouble you to go to Longhu Mountain. Whether that Huang Yuhao is the reincarnation of a god or not, we have to use a peephole mirror to verify it. Otherwise, rash action will surely harm this person's life. (4th Update)
Fourth, I would like to thank the book friend "Unknown Handsome" for his red reward!
(End of chapter)