"That...... Poof, what do we do now? The fat man swore he really didn't want to laugh, but he couldn't help it! The two words on the signboard in front of me are blinding!

The cold air around Tianqi was about to materialize, and the fat man couldn't help but take two steps back: "It's useless to see, why don't you go in?" ”

Brush! Tianqi's robe cut a sharp arc in the air, and his long hair stretched out like black petals and swayed behind him. The fat man seemed to see countless flashing lights shining above Tianqi's head, and the aura of the king in the world was fully opened.

"You can't go in without double cultivation!"

In a word, the picture just now was shattered into slag.

Tianqi clenched his fists and stood in front of the counter of the Qinglou: "I want to go in." ”

Mu You is mistaken, the two words that flashed blindness are - Qinglou!

The fat man took a screenshot of the picture in the back and posted it on the forum, only to follow up casually.

"The taste is so strong?" There was a bald uncle standing behind the counter, his eyes swept back and forth on Tianqi and the fat man a few times, and he took a shot directly on the counter, and a three-dimensional picture appeared in front of them.

The bald NPC enthusiastically introduced: "That, all kinds of room types, the price is fair, and the fee is charged by the hour." ”

Rao is Tianqi didn't react to what the situation was.

"It's nature-type, in the middle of a rainforest, the bed is a hammock! There are also all kinds of harmless critters around. The bald head began to explain dutifully, and glanced at the fat man again: "Well, I'm afraid his body shape is not suitable." This one! This is the perfect room for you! ”

"It's a barren field, full of doomsday zombies. We've made them eat each other in order to be realistic, and you can watch zombies eat zombies while enjoying each other's chrysanthemums in a piece of decay! [beep beep - beep beep] when there is also the sound of chewing in the background! ”

"It's so suitable for adventurers like you who have a heavy taste!" The bald uncle highly recommended: "As the first guest to choose this room, I can give you a 20% discount!" What do you think? ”

Hehe...... Hehe...... Is that kind of room really a double cultivation? Would anyone really choose that kind of place to go [beep]?

Wipe! The fat man was angry and slapped the table: "Damn, who would use that kind of place?" ”

Rub, Tianqi wants to shoot him to death, the point is not there, okay!

Under Tianqi's cold eyes, the fat man snapped! Slap the table again: "We're not the kind of relationship you think!" ”

The bald uncle was also shocked and pointed at him: "Are you suffering??" ”

……

The air pressure was lower, and a silver light slashed through the air, and Tianqi's long sword was across the neck of the bald NPC: "Say it again, kill you." ”

The fat man swallowed and spitted: "That...... That one...... Big...... Great God, you ...... Calm down! If we recruit the main city guards, we'll be finished. ”

Malicious attacks on NPCs end up being captured and imprisoned for 72 hours. As for what the prison is like, no one has entered it yet.

The NPC is also backbone, and the bald uncle tilted his head: "You guys go out, we won't accept it." ”

The corners of Tianqi's mouth twitched, but he didn't move. The fat man kept calling Bai Mu on the screen of his teammates, secretly thinking that this baby would not have gone to [beep] with others! That day, he would definitely go berserk and kill people, and the first person to die was himself......

"Great God, let's go out first, go out and then find a way, you put down the sword, put it down first!" The fat man was in a hurry, and there was a sound of horses' hooves outside, and the bald uncle looked at Tianqi proudly and said, "Hmph, dare to bully NPCs, you wait to go to jail!"

Before the fat man could convince Tianqi to put away his sword, a group of NPCs wearing armor came in at the door.

"Adventurer Tianqi maliciously attacked the NPC, directly put him in prison, and take him away!" With a wave of the leader's hand, several people came up and wanted to tie up the heavens.

Now it's really over, and the fat man was thinking about whether to hide and wait for Tianqi to clean it up, when he saw the great god put away his sword and obediently followed the soldier.

……

While the forums were discussing whether Tianqi had been arrested for going to the Qinglou, the fat man was looking at Tianqi in front of the mirror in the inn and took off his crimson robe and changed into the women's clothes he had just bought from the clothing store that the player opened. There is no gender restriction on the clothes made by the player, and they will not automatically identify men and women like the fashions in the store.

"Are you really going to do that?" After enduring it for a long time, the fat man felt that the great god was crazy, and at the same time he was deeply worried about the chaotic game environment.

He was ready to visit the prison, who knew that Tianqi gave the leader NPC1000 gold coins at the gate of the prison, and he was directly released on the spot!

"Is that okay?"

"Why not? Do you want me to be caught? ”

Then, he was ordered by Tianqi to buy women's clothes and rouge, and then meet at the inn. Then he was fascinated by the great god who changed into women's clothes......

"Actually, you're a woman, aren't you?" The fat man asked without fear of death, in exchange for a hard kick in the ass.

Tianqi changed into a purple Luo skirt, which was still a low-cut model with a wide open chest, with the Mimi props they got in the underworld. The 36D snow-white breasts are full of gold satin wraps, which is called a call to come out.

The long hair that was originally casually spread out on the back of the head picked up a strand of hair around the ear, and there were tassel earrings with strings of amethyst hanging on the earlobe. A faint rouge was painted on his face, he sipped his peach-colored lip gloss, and the corners of his thin and sexy mouth were gently raised: "Is it beautiful?" ”

"Beautiful dead man!" The fat man told the truth. It's just that...... Is this really normal? Great god, do you want to pretend to be so like?

Tianqi turned around in the mirror, obviously satisfied.

"What about the fake beard you bought?"

"Here."

"Take it."

Hiss...... Even if you make up as a beauty, you still have to give a fake beard to the beauty for hair?

Tianqi looked at his eyes and had a headache: "You bring it!" ”

For...... Why? The fat man is not calm.

Tianqi threw him clothes again, it was a fashion bought in the mall, an image of a hunter.

"How can you have such a big daughter without a beard, and how can you buy your daughter in the Qinglou?"

……

The bald NPC looked at the purple-clothed beauty in front of him and nodded: "Are you sure you want to sell her into the Qinglou?" It's no problem to send this appearance to a big family as a main room! ”

"Well, she loves this profession." Said the fat man dressed as Uncle Orion.

The bald NPC was happy: "Okay, since you volunteered, then we'll buy it." Let's say first, if you can't become an Oiran, you can't leave, and you have to stay in the green building for the rest of your life. ”

Tianqi, who was dressed as a beauty, nodded, and then a system prompt sounded in his ears: Player Tianqi pretends to be a woman and sells himself in the Qinglou, and needs to achieve the goal of becoming an Oiran, this task cannot be abandoned, please pay attention to the player!

The Tianqi in the back didn't even listen, and directly accepted it.

Then a deed of sale appears in the air, and the bald NPC takes a bag of gold coins and gives it to the fat man.

"Great God, you and Mu Mu have both gone in, what should I do?" Taking advantage of the NPC's departure, the fat man approached Tianqi.

"You go to do other tasks first, and I'll bring Mu Mu out soon." Tianqi looked at his teammates again, and Bai Mu's avatar was still black: "Wait a minute, if you can't contact me, you just pay attention to the movements of Qinglou, I may need your help." ”

According to Bai Mu's game experience, Tianqi didn't dare to guarantee that she would receive any strange tasks, so she should prepare first.

The fat man left without worrying at all. Although Tianqi's current state seems to be very unstable. Compared with wearing women's clothes, the fat man felt that the black-bellied, insidious, and shameless god suddenly said such a long paragraph to him with a pleasant face just now, which was a manifestation of extreme mental instability.

However, even if it becomes a neuropathy. The great god is still the great god,

Tianqi, who was judged to be mentally unstable, followed the two NPC maids and finally entered the green building, and turned left and right to be taken to a richly decorated room, which contained a large bed covered with brocade with golden silk peonies wrapped around mandarin ducks, layers of gold dust tents, and incense that I don't know what smell it was.

The little girl asked Tianqi if he knew what to do and left, and Tianqi replied very smoothly, but only he knew what to do. But now he can't care about this, because Bai Mu's avatar in his teammate's channel is lit up.

"Mu Mu, where are you?" Celestial prayer began to call.

A few seconds later.

"In the house."

……

Tianqi sighed: "Don't move where you are, I'll go find you." ”

"Okay."

Following the stairs that came up before, Tianqi came all the way to the backyard, and the green light point representing his teammates on the map reacted, and Bai Mu was in the house around the corner.

At this time, Bai Mu was wearing a purple soft rubber sleeve on her hand, and two half-meter-long tentacles were winding and dancing back and forth in mid-air with her operation.

"Yes, keep practicing." There was an NPC in front of Bai Mu who was dressed very coolly, and he looked at her with satisfaction: "The Qinglou will be officially open in the evening, and when the time comes, we will arrange for you to observe the role of tentacles in [beep]."

"Hey, you're not from the Hehuan faction, what are you doing practicing this?" The girl who was in the same group as Bai Mu asked her.

"Well, you can apprentice."

The girl's eyes were instantly wrong, and Bai Mu's eyes were full of admiration: "You want to judge the teacher?" It's amazing! ”

"Well, I haven't gone in yet." Bai Mu told the truth, where did she have any teachers.

"My name is Ye Xiaomo! Heavenly Master, let's make friends! The female player named Ye Xiaomo threw her business card very enthusiastically.

Bai Mu took it cooperatively, and then handed it over.

The child who lives by instinct doesn't hate the girl in front of her, although at first she thought that Ye Xiaomo was a man. Because the girl was wearing a shorts outfit bought in the mall, and she had a boy's head, she looked neat and neat, but she didn't look like a girl.

In Bai Mu's cognition, the criteria for judging men and women are: men wear pants, women wear skirts, and the length of hair is negligible.

"My name is Bai Mu."

"I know!" Qian Duoduo patted her on the shoulder: "You are the only one wearing this fashion." Then he mysteriously whispered in his ear, "That's why I'm wondering, why are you here?" ”

"Mu Mu!" With a sound, the door was pushed open.

"Beauty, !!" Night Mo screamed.