Chapter 153: Big Fart
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"Where to start? Hum! β
Su Ho'er crossed her hands on her hips, very proud: "We all saw your style just now!" Don't think everyone else is blind, you ......"
She still gushed out.
Su Pan'er didn't care about her buzzing, she didn't bother to waste brain cells for this kind of person. Holding Qin Yi, who was crumbling on the side, his brows couldn't help but twist.
"How? You're okay, right? β
Qin Yi directly hit the ridge before, and the downward trend of rolling down the slope was not slow, and the impact force was naturally not small. His head had been dizzy, and he was still swaying when he stood here, which made Su Pan'er worried.
"No, I'm fine, just take a break. Let's go, let's go up. β
Qin Yi pointed to the road above.
"Okay, let's go!"
Su Pan'er nodded, directly half supported Qin Yi and half twisted it up, and turned straight away.
Su Ho'er behind her was originally scolding happily, Su Pan'er's ignorant action was simply provoking her, and she suddenly rushed up with anger! The scolding is getting worse and worse!
"Su Paner, stop, you stop for me! You little, you ......"
Su Ho'er scolded happily, not noticing the flying disaster at all!
Su Paner originally helped Qin Yi to climb up the slope, picking up the pastries and candies that fell along the way while climbing up.
Hearing Su Ho'er's curse, a fierceness flashed in her eyes.
The pastry in her hand turned into a parabola, flew into her spitting mouth, and went directly into her throat, plugging her throat tightly, unable to speak anymore, covering her throat with both hands, desperately rolling her eyes.
Tears flowed down the ground!
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
The cousins next to them were originally looking at the excitement, but when they saw that Su Ho'er looked wrong, they hurriedly stepped forward to help.
"He'er, He'er, are you okay? He'er, don't scare us......"
Several people were beating their backs and picking their mouths, tossing desperately.
After a long time, the piece of pastry was forcibly swallowed.
It's easy to catch her breath, and Su Ho'er can't even bother to wipe her snot and tears, and scolds again!
"Su Paner, you ......"
"Scolding again? If I scold again, I won't choose a small pastry this time! β
Su Pan'er sneered and squinted at her condescendingly.
Play with pastries and sweets in your hands.
Soho was shocked! Where do you care about scolding, she hurriedly covered her mouth and hid aside, glaring at Su Paner angrily.
"He'er, stand down."
Su Yue'er frowned slightly and scolded her: "You, you, what are you doing with the second sister?" We are all sisters, how can you talk to your fourth sister like this? You! It's too ignorant. β
She shook her head with hatred.
With the support of several cousins, they also climbed up the cliff.
Su Pan'er helped Qin Yi to sit down on the big stone on the side, and then turned around to sort out the overturned offerings.
The candy is wrapped in oiled paper, but it can be eaten without a problem. Most of the pastries are rolled with puree, and most of them are inedible. The rest of the incense candles and the like can still be used. The Qingming rice cake and the other in it can't be eaten.
Fortunately, when she was loading the bamboo basket this morning, she was worried about Qin Yi's body, and picked up the large pieces of rice wine and fragrant cat meat by herself.
Otherwise, the loss is not a little bit!
"The fourth sister, the second sister is not good. You have sprinkled so many things. β
Su Yue'er stepped forward with an apologetic face, looked at the things on the ground, and said with great regret: "Fourth sister, wait a while." I have ordered another sacrifice to be prepared for you. You just wait. β
When she spoke, her gaze never left Qin Yi's body.
Qin Yi was leaning against the stone and waiting for the dizziness to pass, and when she looked at her, an uncomfortable feeling rose in her heart, and she turned her head to the other side.
"No need! It's better to use your own offerings. In this way, you can show your sincerity in front of your ancestors, right? β
Su Pan'er glanced at her coldly, and continued to sort out the things that could be used.
"The fourth sister is still angry with the second sister? If you don't accept some offerings, it won't seem like our sisters are having a share, will it? The second sister also made an unintentional mistake before, fourth sister, you can forgive the second sister! β
"Ouch! That's a big deal! As for the cause? If so, this sisterhood is too deep, right? Second cousin, don't you say? β
Su Paner's face was full of mockery.
And there's no end to it!
Bang Bang Bang!
There was a sudden slap from the side.
As soon as Su Pan'er instinctively turned around, she saw Lu Muyi standing at the corner not far behind them, looking at her and smiling. He was clapping his hands up.
Beside him, there were two old men. A beard is half white, which one is not Xue Lao?
And next to this Lu Muyi, there was also a sturdy old man, who was five or six points similar in appearance to Lu Muyi, and his age was also around fifty or sixty, with a centipede-like scar on his face from his forehead to his cheeks, a pair of eyes that were shining, and his body exuded a fierce bloody aura.
At this moment, he looked at Su Pan'er expressionlessly.
"Good! is worthy of Su Paner. β
Lu Muyi gave her a thumbs up: "Well said! It's a big deal, but I want to twist here for a long time, I'm afraid I have other plans. You don't get tired of what you say, but others are tired of listening to it! β
His words were extremely cold, and when they swept over Su Yue'er, Su Yue'er subconsciously shook her body.
She had already seen the power of the other party, and immediately didn't care about any sacrifices or sacrifices, so she hurriedly said goodbye.
"Lu Gongzi is reasonable, Su Yue'er mishandled things, which made you laugh...... The fourth cousin and the second sister were embarrassed, so they went first. β
After speaking, he didn't wait for Su Pan'er to answer, and left in a hurry with a few cousins.
"Yo! It's just going to run away, and it's really capable! β
Lu Muyi's sentences were thorny, as if he had a grudge against Su Yue'er.
Su Yue'er's footsteps paused, and she glanced back at Lu Muyi, but she bit her lip and didn't say anything. Su Ho'er next to her was also like a turtle with a shrunken head, and she didn't have the arrogant appearance in front of Su Pan'er a moment ago, and walked away with her head down.
"I didn't even reply, I slipped away quite fast, it's really boring."
Lu Muyi muttered, and then looked at Su Pan'er: "What's the matter?" Could it be that the white lotus did evil again just now and sprinkled all this old offering? β
"It's fine."
Su Pan'er glanced up at him, and hurriedly helped Qin Yi to come forward to greet him: "Old Xue, don't come unharmed!" I can't believe we met again so soon. β
"Well said, well said! The old man didn't expect it! β
Xue Laozheng stroked his long beard, with a smile on his face: "You stupid girl, you are clever." Tell me, what's going on right now? β
"It's nothing, it's just that the sisters didn't pay attention to the good sense of proportion for a while, and it was a little too much, so it caused the current situation. Just a little bit. β
Su Paner explained casually.