Chapter 501: Shameless

Chinese I was slightly stunned and wondered

"Do you know my grandfather?"

"Hey, that old madman who doesn't know it. Watermark Advertising Test Watermark Advertising Test "Monk Mingyuan said nonchalantly, and after speaking, he circled around me a few times with a wine bottle, and was amazed, and said

"Oh, Meng Yanji, that old guy is not good, it's a bit interesting to give birth to a grandson, hiss...... Is it biological? ”

"Master, be careful." I frowned slightly, I could continue to do anything else, blackmail me, rub my trouser leg no problem.

But making a blood joke touches the bottom line.

"Do you think I look like someone who likes to joke?" Monk Mingyuan didn't have any consciousness at all, but before I could answer, he took a sip of the remaining wine in the bottle and praised

"Good wine, let me think about it, this wine should be Lingnan Chaozhou and 20 years of rice brewing, it was obtained from the south, right?" I nodded, secretly saying that I was worthy of being an old drunkard, and I tasted the source after two sips, which was amazing.

This wine is indeed not bought on the market, but from Sai Yuer's car, there is no brand, no trademark, and it is also a very ordinary glass bottle, but the taste is super good.

Monk Mingyuan said it in one mouthful.

"Then Master Mingyuan, what do you think of leading me up the mountain?" After so many days, I am actually quite anxious.

On the way, Sai Yu'er sent a message that the island was suspected of the awakening of the eight-headed Xiangxiang, and it was gradually becoming true, although it had not yet been finally confirmed.

Time is urgent, and we can't afford to delay. As a result, Monk Mingyuan stopped talking, drank the wine in his hand, and looked at my bag, with that shameless look, **naked without any cover.

"It's all you." I can only pinch my nose and admit that it is just a few bottles of wine, nothing more.

With that, I took out the remaining four deflated bottles and threw them all to him.

"Well said, well said!" Monk Mingyuan suddenly smiled, patted his chest and said. I breathed a sigh of relief, and finally made it, so I asked him that the secret realm of Faming Temple was far away, and looking at the poor mountains and remote places, I didn't want to have any signs of the existence of immortal mountains.

"It's not too far, it's three days." Monk Mingyuan smiled, I don't know why, I always felt that he was smiling a little treacherous.

"Three days?!" I was a little speechless, I thought that half a day would be far away, but I didn't expect it to take three days.

I couldn't help but slander in my heart, saying that you are a monk, how did you go to such a far place to sleep, and looking at the attitude of the nearby villagers towards him, it seems that the people of this place are in this place

The "scourge" was not miserable, and everyone took a detour when they saw him.

"Come with me, I'll take you." Monk Mingyuan took a sip of wine and walked towards the way down the mountain. I suddenly wondered and asked

"Isn't this Immortal Mountain Secret Realm going into the mountain, how can it be out of the mountain?" Although it is remote here, there is also a mountain range, but the periphery of the mountain range, which is not deep, I thought that the secret realm of the fairy mountain should be in the depths of the mountain range, because only in that kind of place, can there be an immortal mountain.

Unexpectedly, Monk Mingyuan actually walked out of the mountain. As a result, Monk Mingyuan waved his hand and didn't explain to me at all, and returned the road when he walked to the entrance of the village

"Well, we have to ride, or it's too far." I took a look at this poor village and wondered

"Where is there a car here?" The mountain roads are difficult to navigate, and I have only seen unicycles, not even bicycles.

As a result, Monk Mingyuan smiled and said

"I have, right in that little brewery." After saying that, he pointed it out to me and said again

"You go push, I'll wait for you." I was full of suspicions, but I thought that it was good to have a car, at least I could get there quickly, but walking was too slow after all, and when I came, I still found a motorcycle driver, and after giving enough money, people brought me in.

As a result, I walked to the small brewery and negotiated before I understood. He did have a broken motorcycle, but he was detained, because this guy had no money to buy alcohol and stole it and was in debt.

And every time he stole it, he left an IOU, saying that his family was borrowing, not stealing. It's useless for the shopkeeper to beat, it's useless to scold, he can't even let the dog go, and he can't prevent him, so he can only look at the table without tears every day

There are more and more "IOUs", and the pile of waste paper can drink a bottle of wine, and it is on the verge of bankruptcy. After listening to the thousands of alpacas galloping by in my heart, Nima, where is this monk, it is simply a shameless robber, a thief.

If people don't sell him, they will come to steal it, and they shamelessly say that they are borrowing. What about the face! At the same time, I finally understood why he stayed in this poor country, because the rat had entered the granary, and he had enough to eat and drink.

When the shopkeeper saw it, he immediately grabbed me and refused to let go, and said

"Young man, are you a friend of the monk?" I swear, at this moment I really want to say no, but in the face of the shopkeeper's grievances with hopeful eyes, my heart softened, pinched my nose and confessed, because he was really been

The "scourge" is not light. In the end, I spent more than 23,000 red tickets to buy the bill of Monk Mingyuan, and by the way, I redeemed his broken motorcycle that clanged everywhere except for the horn.

The shopkeeper thanked me like a savior, and gave me a few liters of petrol before leaving, saying that it was enough for me to get to town.

I rode out of the car, Monk Mingyuan rubbed his hands, smiled and said

"The shopkeeper didn't tell you anything, did he?" In my heart, 10,000 mothers flew in the air, and my heart said that you are embarrassed to ask, and I took a deep breath and hated

"Fortunately, he just said that there was a shameless thief who stole wine and drank at his house every day, not only stealing, but also shamelessly set up a fast archway for himself to borrow, I saw that he was pitiful, and gave him 23,000 yuan for charity. You say, isn't such a thief hateful. ”

"That must be hateful, that shopkeeper is really, this kind of thing can come to me for help, definitely help him catch that thief." Monk Mingyuan threw away the wine bottle, burped, patted his chest and said righteously.

"Boom ......" I only felt that there were 100 million alpacas running wildly in front of me, and every hoof of the alpaca was trampled on the face of Monk Mingyuan, but it failed to trample it to pieces.

There is no doubt that he refreshed my perception of shamelessness and directly broke through the sky and reached the clouds.

Sitting on top of the nine heavens, the Buddha can no longer bear his five-finger mountain. Come to a thunderbolt to kill him, this Faming Temple, Lao Tzu is looking for another guide.

"Aha......" Monk Mingyuan saw my darkening face, and hurriedly said haha

"What, you are so generous, so good, the Buddha will bless you, Amitabha, good!" After saying that, he stepped into the car and smiled

"What, it's not early, let's hurry up and get on the road." I forced down the urge to slap him to death, took a few deep breaths, and rode on the road.

The mountain road is difficult, I drove carefully, and the speed of the car was not too fast at all, not because I was not good at driving, nor because I was timid, but I was worried that these two rotten slag motorcycles would break in two at any time, or simply fall apart into parts.

Monk Mingyuan showed the way, and we came to a town. This makes me even more suspicious, the secret realm of the Immortal Mountain is a place far away from the world, and the more inaccessible the deep mountains and Daze, the better.

Monk Mingyuan pointed the way to the town where the human race had gathered. I asked him what was going on, and he said he was passing by, and he swore that he would lead me into Faming Temple in three days.

I was full of suspicions, but I had no choice but to pinch my nose and believe him.

"I'm hungry, eat first." Monk Mingyuan touched his belly and said, and after saying this, he walked towards one of the best restaurants in the center of the town.

But he was covered with that smell, where were the people in the restaurant willing to let him in, a few clerks stopped him directly, and they quarreled, which attracted the proprietress of the restaurant who was fat to 200 pounds, and came out directly with a kitchen knife, and gritted his teeth when he saw Dao Mingyuan

"Okay, you old bald donkey, and you came here, the old lady slaughtered you today." That appearance is clearly bitter and hateful.

When Mingyuan saw it, he immediately turned around and ran away in fright. I'm so angry and funny, if the brewing boss could have such a strong wife, he would have been cleaned up a long time ago, why was he stolen so badly.

Then Mingyuan had to change places to eat, and I really couldn't pull that face to harm other people's business, so I suggested

"Otherwise, let's go to the next shower and eat first." I just hope that he will fill his stomach and go on the road quickly, if he doesn't wash the smell on his body, he won't find a place to eat for three days and three nights.

The people in the border areas are fierce, they all carry knives with them, and no one instigates him. What's more, I can't stand the smell of his body.

It's really stinky, how to describe it, it's as if the smell of alcohol magnifies the smell on his body tenfold, and he can smoke it when he takes a puff.

Mingyuan also knew that this would not work, so he agreed. So he went to find a place to take a bath, the border area was dry, and he went to the bathhouse to take a bath, but Mingyuan stopped at the door of the bathhouse, and no bathhouse was willing to let him in.

In the end, I found a shop with a relatively cold business, and gave ten times the price to say all the good things, and the owner pinched his nose and agreed, and bought a clean dress and a pair of shoes.

Naturally, I was waiting outside, but as soon as Mingyuan entered, all the people in the bathhouse ran out and scolded the boss for having no conscience.

Half an hour later, Mingyuan walked out, and at this time he finally looked a little like a monk, although the clothes he wore were nondescript, but they were better than the tattered clothes before.

In this way, we finally have a place to eat that is willing to accept us. At this time, I also saw another side of Mingyuan monk in addition to his shamelessness, eating by the sea, and meat and vegetables are not taboo.

He ordered all big fish and meat, steamed lamb, roasted whole sheep, a big table, anyway, as long as there was something in the store, it was all served, and it was a double portion.

I've only seen Xiong Da have such a good appetite and appetite. Naturally, wine is also indispensable, a sip of wine and a mouthful of meat, eating is the same as the reincarnation of a starving ghost, how can there be a little bit of a monk.

I couldn't convince myself that this guy would be a monk, and it was too far away.

Helpless, I can only find an excuse to go out and yo-yo, I really can't stand it. But when I went back, I regretted it, he was drunk, drunk!

! So I had to find a hotel to stay in, wasting a night of hurrying. The next day we set off, I thought it was supposed to go into the mountains, but instead of doing so, we came to the county seat.

"Don't tell me, the secret realm of Faming Temple is in the county seat?!" I gritted my teeth and said, I couldn't suppress Wuzhi Mountain anymore.

This guy is obviously using me as a Kaizi to consume, he eats, drinks and has fun. Along the way, it has cost so far, and 40,000 yuan is gone, and if I can't react, I will grow so big in vain.

"Don't worry, listen to me slowly." As a result, Mingyuan looked 'sincere' and pointed to himself

"Do you think I look like a monk?"

"It's weird!" I said angrily.

"Isn't that right?" Mingyuan spread his hands and said

"I'm not a monk of Faming Temple at all, I brought you here to find a real guide, he is in this county, find him, and you can go to Faming Temple."

"Don't lie to me, or I'll be rude to you." Despite my doubts, I had no choice but to go all the way to the dark.

"Absolutely not!" Mingyuan patted his chest and said, after speaking, he crutches and entered a bathing center with great skill...... Cat flutter Chinese