Chapter 10: How Can You Be a Fool?
The eldest princess practiced martial arts, but did not let Xiyue practice martial arts, Xiyue was obsessed with learning martial arts, and suffered a lot of beatings for this, the reason why the eldest princess let Xiyue practice martial arts was because Gu Beiyang was beaten last time, and the two had no power to fight back, the eldest princess felt that she had lost the face of the Zhenguo Mansion, and Xiyue, who was always hot for three minutes on weekdays, knelt in the ancestral hall for a whole night, and the kneeling eldest princess nodded. The eldest princess said that she wanted to learn, and she had to learn well, as long as Xiyue could go to the school for a month in a row, she would agree that Xiyue would learn martial arts, and Xiyue would learn to embroider female red, and she would scream in less than half an hour, thinking of all ways to be lazy. When learning martial arts, Xiyue can stand on the school ground for two hours under the poisonous sun, and she will never be tired. When I first arrived at the school, the school martial guards, all thought that this little county lord was not here to experience life, but he was allowed to retreat on the third day, and other things were not accurate, and when it came to learning martial arts, Xiyue surprised everyone, including the eldest princess.
In the shade of the school field, the eldest princess was eating chilled fruits, Qiushuang was fanning on the side, and Xiyue was tied with sandbags on her arms in the distance, sweating like pouring water.
"Princess, the weather is so hot, why don't you let the little princess come over and rest for a while?"
"Ask her if she'd like to come." Qiushuang knew that the eldest princess didn't care about it, not to mention how distressed Xiyue was, and when she got the eldest princess's permission, Qiushuang ran away, and hurriedly ran to Xiyue and let Xiyue go over to shade the sun.
"Little county lord, don't practice soon, is it okay to avoid the sun with Qiushuang?"
Xiyue shook her head and closed her eyes, sweat soaked into her eyes.
"Little county lord, you will suffer from heat stroke, wait for the sun to be shallow, and then practice."
Qiushuang took out a handkerchief to wipe the sweat from Xiyue's face. Qiushuang even used the nirvana of chestnut cake, but Xiyue was still unmoved, and Qiushuang couldn't help it
I had to turn around and leave, just two steps away, I heard Xiyue's voice, Qiushuang thought, Xiyue figured it out, and turned back happily, but Xiyue said: "Sister Qiushuang, help me see how long the incense will burn." β
βγγγγγγβ For a month in a row, Xiyue went to the school to sign up every day, a long incense plant every day, two hours, rain or shine, the eldest princess couldn't bear it anymore, others persuaded her, it didn't work, so she had to let Gu Beiyang go.
"Ahh How did you get here? The rain is so heavy. β
"You also know that the rain is heavy, and you can't get up yet?" The umbrella leaned against Xiyue's head.
Xiyue turned her head to look at the incense burner and shook her head: "Not yet, it's still half an hour." β
"It's raining a lot today, so I'll practice again tomorrow." As he was talking, he was about to pull Xiyue up, and Xiyue broke free.
"No, it's the last day."
"Xiyue, you don't have to be like this."
"Less narcissistic. The main martial arts of this county is to strengthen the body, hoe the strong and help the weak, protect the family and defend the country, not for you. "When Xiyue talks nonsense, she likes to tilt her head and take a bite of the county lord.
"Really?"
"Sure enough."
"I thought it was for me, but I blamed myself in my heart and came to dissuade me, but since I was too careful, I went back."
Gu Beiyang's sleeve was grabbed by Xiyue, and Xiyue was pitiful: "For you, it's all for you, can you leave the umbrella?" β
Summer rain, either it doesn't rain, it rains for a season, Xiyue is lucky, she happened to encounter this season's heavy rain, the umbrella is not used, Gu Beiyang stood in front of Xiyue, facing Xiyue, although it is useless, but it is heartwarming. Gu Beiyang's eyes were full of Xiyue, Xiyue shook her head and shook off the rain, like a puppy with wet hair, Xiyue smirked, Xiyue's insistence, she was fascinated, she was heavy in her arms, she lowered her head, her chin was just on top of Xiyue's head, Xiyue was like one
The sloth hung on Gu Beiyang's neck.
"I'm so hungry, Ah Yang~"
"Open your mouth." Raising her head and mouthing, only the rain, Gu Beiyang smiled and nodded Xiyue's forehead, Xiyue knew that Gu Beiyang deliberately teased her
With a bulging face and a humming mouth, he didn't forget to remove the sandbag on his body and walked forward angrily.
"Do you want chestnut cakes?"
Anyone who has a little backbone will not stop, but in front of Xiyue, what is the backbone? Can the backbone be compared to the soft and sweet chestnut cake? The answer is no.
"Don't think that a piece of chestnut cake can make the county lord discourage!"
Gu Beiyang took out another piece, wrapped in oiled paper, and the whole person was drenched with chestnut cake, but not a drop of rain was touched. Xiyue famously said, there is nothing in the world that cannot be solved by a piece of chestnut cake, if there is, then two!
The eldest princess said that Xiyue did it, and she had no reason to object, so she agreed to agree, but the eldest princess didn't find a master for Xiyue, she relied on free-range, Xiyue
I don't like the flattery of the master in the palace, King Dongchen is a good kung fu, and he can't be busy dealing with excerpts on weekdays, and he doesn't have time to deal with Xiyue, the eldest brother of the national teacher, who counts the sky and watches his fate, plays the flute and strokes the piano, not a problem, martial arts,,,
came to the cool shop, and by the way, let the big brother of the national teacher take a look at his hands and calculate the future.
"Brother Guoshi, you've been watching half a cup of tea, do you see anything? My hands are numb. β
"I've said it several times, I don't know how to tell fortunes."
"Uncle said, you have calculated several natural disasters, people's hearts, how can you not tell fortunes, deliberately teasing me."
"Look at the sky and feel the humidity in the air, close your eyes, concentrate your energy, and get rid of distracting thoughts, what is in front of you?"
"Water?" When I opened my eyes, it was really water, a pot of white water.
"The best prediction of a flood is that before it rains, there will be dark clouds gathering in the sky, so choose a quiet place, hold your breath and concentrate, and the wind will tell you where the rain is."
"That's the case, just because people's hearts are too floating, they often ignore the details, but they don't know that the details determine success or failure." blurted out a sentence, Bai Liu was interested,
According to Xiyue's setting, this is not something she can say.
"It's fate, but Er'er."
"Brother National Teacher, is this showing off to me?"
"If you think so, it's okay."
"The eldest brother of the national teacher is so narcissistic, does my uncle know?"
"I don't know, I'm afraid I'll hit him."
"Cut, that big brother of the national teacher, you are like a god, is there anything in the world that you are not sure of?"
"The human heart is unpredictable. It's the most difficult to understand. β
"The human heart? Who let the big brother of the national teacher touch the nail? Xiyue is very curious, can Xiyue know? β
"After thirteen years out of the mountain, I met two people who were puzzled, and one person was far away in front of me."
"Brother Tea Man, National Teacher, can't be counted as a person...
"In ancient times, there was a princess, whose name was Xuanji, and she was gifted and intelligent, but she was deaf and stupid, and she deployed in private, so that the country was ruined in the previous dynasty."
"This princess, she can really bear it, Xiyue must have that ability, show off every day, and praise and praise every day. Why do you have the ability to hide it, I am very puzzled. Tea man, you are so capable that the big brother of the national teacher can't understand you. And what about the other one? β
"Heaven must not be divulged."
"It's boring, the big brother of the national teacher is very boring, and he likes to talk about half of the matter."
"If you say it all, how can it reflect the unfathomable profundity below."
"Humph!"
"Little county lord, didn't you come here today just to talk to me?"
"Originally, I asked the big brother of the national teacher to read the palmistry fortune telling, but the big brother of the national teacher is so useless, he is not as good as Mr. Blind under the river bridge. Uninteresting, very boring. β
Xiyue made a grimace with the national teacher and staggered away, the long whip on her waist dangling behind her, which was very cute.
The big fox always loves clichΓ©s, what's wrong with being stupid and stupid, smart people die early, and stupid people have stupid blessings.
"Ahh
"I don't remember the time, there's no next time."
"I say this every time, every time I have a next time, Ah Yang is really awkward, I'm worried about it, I'll just say it."
Gu Beiyang's ears were blushing with shame, in front of Xiyue, all the disguises were thinner than paper. The two walked side by side, Xiyue walked backwards again, and Gu Beiyang looked at Xihe and had to look at the road.
One night warbler fluttered up from the tree, five sharp swords slashed out of the wind, five parties stabbed towards Xiyue, Xiyue long whip around the body, the speed was faster than lightning, blocking the sword, the killing intent flashed in the eyes, the long whip rolled up the sword, flew back according to the original trajectory, the sword body entered the flesh, and the person in the dark fell to the ground. Darkness is not enough, but light comes.
"Who's coming?" Xiyue's long whip fell to the ground, his expression was solemn, his eyes were cold, where was still the Xiyue who was smiling and not afraid of the sky.
"The one who took your life!"
Twelve black-clothed people, attacking at the same time, capturing the thief and capturing the king first, Xiyue never said nonsense, just before answering a sentence, who is the head of these black-clothed people, the long whip waved, the black-clothed man waved his sword and wanted to cut off the long whip, the internal force on the whip was extremely strong, and the black-clothed man not only did not resist, but also lost half his life.
"You're the first person to dare to take my whip. Break your two ribs and teach you a lesson. β
These men in black are not aimed at Xiyue, they are aimed at Gu Beiyang behind Xiyue, Gu Beiyang's assassination system can be described as a small killing in three days, a big killing in seven days, and most of the people who come to assassinate are hired killers, which is the kind of person who completes the task and enjoys the family, and commits suicide on the spot if he can't complete the task. Xiyue has long been able to martial arts, usually just pretending to be stupid and pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, once Gu Beiyang is in danger, Xiyue is automatically promoted to a thug, or the free kind, the long whip in his hand is not more like a lightning bolt than a whip, and it is like a tiger in Xiyue's hands. So the hidden weapon was shot down in mid-air. Playing Xiyue felt bored, the whip was retracted, the five fingers were clenched into fists, and the fists were fisted to the flesh, and the power was infinite.
A man in black, with a rainstorm pear flower needle, as thin as a cow's hair, extremely poisonous, Xiyue in front, Gu Beiyang in the back, the man in black, according to Gu Beiyang's head to shoot, Gu Beiyang, with a wave of the sleeve wind, the man in black to the end, the head is full of small red dots, pear blossoms into the body, attached to the bones and tendons, the man in black, too late to convulsions to see the king of Hades.
Over there, Xiyue lifted the boss of the man in black with one arm, and smashed the red wall into it with one punch, the man in black, his head was sweating, if this punch hit his body, I am afraid that the five organs will not find a good one.
"If you don't have diamonds, don't do porcelain work, go back and tell your master, let's come to the future!" Xiyue doesn't kill people, it doesn't mean that the people who hired the man in black won't kill him, Xiyue left him alive, but let him live a few more hours,
The guards were hurrying over, and what they saw was eleven dead bodies in one place, all of them poisoned to death.
Someone asked, why did Xiyue learn martial arts even though he knew martial arts. Why do you have to pretend to be stupid when you are obviously smart, the answer is very simple, Xiyue can't let go of Gu Beiyang, Gu Beiyang can't let go of Xiyue either, Xiyue thinks that as long as she is stupid and stupid, Gu Beiyang can stay by his side for more time...
The two people who can't see through what the national teacher said, one is Xiyue, and the other is Gu Beiyang. Prince of Beiluo, Gu Beiyang.