Xiao Zhenzi sat back in his place, pondered for a long time, and said, "Alas, I'd better write a letter to the old man Nadu first to ask for his opinion, I don't know if he is done?" ”

The chief of the security guard, who was sitting in the prison, looked at the little hairball and smiled: "Little fox fairy, I don't know if you can calculate this scene in advance?" ”

Little Furball lowered his head embarrassedly and replied, "No." ”

The chief asked again: "Little Fox Fairy, if you are given another chance to choose again, will you still take our people out of the mountain to save people?" ”

The little furball suddenly raised his head to look at the face of the chief of the bodyguard, and replied firmly: "Yes, I will!" The conversation also caught the attention of the people in the cell next to him, but one of them immediately made a booing gesture. The little furball looked at the chief without squinting, ignoring the reactions of the people around him.

The chief looked at the little fox fairy, this resolute gaze, couldn't help but feel a little ridiculous, and asked suspiciously: "Think about the current appearance of those people, do you still think it's worth saving them?" Is it still worth it to take your little life for this? ”

When the little furball heard this, he laughed heartily, and he looked up at the roof, but no one noticed that there was a tear in his eye that swirled in his eye for a long time.

Laughing enough, the little furball looked at the chief and replied, "Who am I?" A little furball that has never been seen before or since! Known as the world's first qualified little hairball! Speaking of this, the little furball stood in front of the chief and put on a look of looking at the world, and then said: "I still created the little furball that was the 'No. 1' in the Qiankun Tower test, but," the little furball slapped his chest and laughed, "It's all countdown!" ”

The chief looked at the little fox fairy in front of him, and smiled secretly in his heart: That's right, isn't this the little fox fairy in everyone's heart? has always been a laughing and scolding, ignorant of the world.

"There's something you may not know about it, I failed to transform." Hearing this, Chang was secretly surprised: failed to transform into a shape? Looking at the Bao Chang's surprised face, Xiao Maoqiu continued: "That's right, you don't have to doubt it, it's because I failed to transform into this ugly face that I have this ugly appearance, so I only have eight or nine years left at most. And what I can't worry about the most is you and the stupid tiger and black eagle on the mountain. ”

Speaking of this, tears rolled down his eyes, and the little furball wiped away the tears in his eyes, and changed back to the appearance of the hippie smiling face in the past, "We have too few people now, why don't we fight for such an opportunity?" So I said a long time ago that I may regret it once if I go, but I will regret it for a lifetime. Speaking of this, the little furball looked at the roof and said to himself: "Ning Tianxia bears the little fox, and the little fox does not live up to the world!" Hehe, who made me the stupidest little fox in the world?! ”

Just as he was saying this, he was behind him, "Bang!" Syllable! Two high-fives rang out, "Good! Affectionate and righteous little fox, what I Shi Hao admires most is a loving and righteous person. Alas, it's a pity that you're not human, you're still a mother, or ......" said to the few bandits beside him muttered: "No, just like that, you still want to ......?" ”

Shi Hao shook his head, "Alas, there are not many people in the world who can do it like this, otherwise our brothers would not have embarked on this road of falling grass." The bandits next to him persuaded: "Alas, big brother, don't say it, it's too late to say anything now, but well, after the Tang Dynasty invaded, our buddies have another chance to show their strengths, but it's hateful, and they have to assist this dark court." ”

"Humph!" A person next to him drank a bowl of wine, and smashed the bowl to pieces, "Phew! Let me keep these beasts dreaming, but I will whenever I have the chance," Speaking of this, I saw his right hand clenched tightly, and roared viciously: "Break into the capital and kill them cleanly, and avenge the great handsome!" ”

Shi Hao said sharply: "Okay, how many people have we killed?" Look at how many of our commander's subordinates are left now? Alas! I don't know if it's right or wrong! ”

Turning his face, Shi Hao asked the little hairball through the fence of the cell, "Why did you come in too?" Hey! Wouldn't it be because we fought with the imperial court, so it was particularly 'rewarded'? Hahaha......"

Little Furball was not annoyed when he heard his teasing, but pointed to the wine jug in the opposite cell, sniffed it, and boasted: "Good wine, good wine, it is made of 100 fruits, a unique fruit bar in our Saimen City, with a mellow taste and a fragrant lips and teeth, which will last for a long time." As he spoke, the little furball beckoned, "Let's have a bowl!" ”

Shi Hao looked at the little hairball, which could still talk and laugh freely when he was dying, and couldn't help but admire: "Good! It's not bad to have such a spirit at such a young age! But how did he know about the little furball's various experiences, what else could it care about when he had already looked down on life and death? Maybe only the people (demons) around him are the only ones who struggle endlessly.

Shi Hao handed a big bowl to the little hairball sideways, the little hairball held the big bowl next to the fence in his hand, Shi Hao picked up a wine jug with both hands, poured a large bowl of wine, the little hairball didn't say a word, raised his hand and drank it all, and shouted "Good wine!" ”

"Alas!" How long has it been, the little furball looked at the wall of the prison and sighed leisurely, it wanted to look through the wall into the distance, and then look at the place where it was born—Tianxiang Pavilion. In the past, I often stole wine and drank, and when my mother saw it, she would pick up a broom and chase her all over the yard with scolding, how long has it been since I saw my mother, mother! Little Furball is really coming to you this time.

Shi Hao looked at the little hairball with tears flashing in his eyes and asked, "What are you crying about?" Missed your mother? That's right, you should think about your mother at such a young age, come, do you want another bowl? ”

The little furball wiped a handful of tears, changed back to a smiling face, turned to look at the spout of the wine jug that was sent, and said loudly: "Okay! One more bowl! Three bowls in a row, the little hairball felt a little dizzy in his head, and the chief of security on the side looked at the arrogant little fox fairy, shook his head, and said leisurely to the bandits opposite, "Its mother is long gone." The little furball, who was already lying on the ground, shook his hand and said, "Good wine, go on, I must have a good drink today!" ”

The words of the security chief stunned the bandits opposite, but I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect that the experience of this little fox fairy would be so "colorful".

The next day, Ding Qingkun came to visit Shi Hao in prison with some wine and food, and greeted him with a smile before he opened his mouth, "Brother Shi Hao is still used to eating in the past two days?" He looked at the bandits on both sides and asked, "If you are still dissatisfied with the strong men, just mention it, I will definitely report it to the city lord!" ”

Shi Hao lay on the bed without opening his eyes, and said, "Something to say, there is a fart!" Ding Qingkun leaned forward with a smile and said to Shi Hao: "You see that this imperial court document has come down, you are ...... You ......" Shi Hao opened his eyes and glanced at Ding Qingkun and said, "Say, have you become a girl?" ”

When Ding Qingkun heard this, he replied, "Okay, happy!" Then I'll just say it. What you did before was really a bit too much, so I'm afraid the people here will have to be appeased as well, so ...... So......

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Hearing this, Shi Hao stood up suddenly, grabbed Ding Qingkun's collar and asked face to face, "So what?" Do you want to pay for our brother's head? ”

The people around him also suddenly got up, gathered in front of Ding Qingkun and glared at him angrily, which scared Ding Qingkun enough, and hurriedly raised his hand to beg for mercy, and scolded in his heart: Chang Fengmao, you old bastard, such a "good thing" has to be said by me, you wait for me!

Ding Qingkun explained again and again, "In fact, it is just to decorate some façade, and you can't use your heads, you are all pillars of the country, and you can't kill them." Just find out some of your subordinates, right? Looking at the people around him, his eyes became more and more intense, "Rest assured, the city lord has promised, and the imperial court has also promised that the matter behind him will be comforted, and there will never be a single spar missing." ”

Shi Hao pushed Ding Qingkun out, Ding Qingkun stepped back a few steps and sat on the edge of the bed, and smiled awkwardly, "Don't be annoyed, don't be annoyed, also, the imperial court has also given you ten yuan of immortal promotion order, and your juniors can use this token to directly enter the three major academies to practice, ten yuan, this is definitely the emperor's grace!" ”

It's just that the person next to him didn't seem to buy it, and scolded: "Fart! Just give ten immortal promotion orders, and return the emperor's grace? You're going to fuck me and ask for a meal, right? Damn, or do you still have a light lesson from you turtle bastards, and your skin is itchy again, right? ”

Ding Qingkun waved his hand again and again, "Everyone, everyone, all the strong men, don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, even if it is for the sake of the former handsome?" Just say yes. The saint also said that as long as you have a meritorious service in retreating from the enemy this time and reinstate your previous official positions, including the descendants of the great handsome, you can also enjoy glory and wealth again, you can always see this, right? ”

Shi Hao sat back in place and let out a sigh, "Hmm! Well, how many heads do you want? ”

Ding Qingkun raised a finger and whispered, "Not much, just a hundred!" When the people around heard this, they immediately became angry, and even raised their feet and were about to kick over, and another person scolded: "Let your mother's dog stink!" Come, come, come, have you counted all the people in this room to see if you have enough? ”

Ding Qingkun stepped back again and again, "Listen to me, this, this, this is the will of the imperial court, it is indeed not small, I sincerely embarrass you!" ”

Shi Hao waved his hand, "Sit down for me and listen to me." Pointing to Ding Qingkun's nose, he said: "You go back and bring a message to that emperor Lao'er, if you want a hundred people, then kill all our brothers."

"That's right!" The people around echoed, and Shi Hao continued: "If you want, I can give you up to twenty heads." Hearing this, the people around him got up one after another and said, "Big brother, big brother just lost the lives of twenty brothers, can't you." At this time, someone was already kneeling on the ground with tears in his eyes.

Shi Hao hurriedly helped the brothers around him to his feet and explained, "Have you forgotten that there were not many captured coolies in our team? Twenty heads shouldn't be hard, right? When the people around heard this, they turned sad into joy, and hahaha provoked a thumbs up and praised: "It's still the eldest brother who is smart!" ”

Shi Hao's words were not finished, "Also, ten yuan of immortal promotion order is absolutely impossible, thirty yuan, those are all won by Lao Tzu with his life, if you want to embezzle the merits of your brothers, you don't touch how many heads you have grown!" In the end, I brought those brothers, the coolies and the beautiful girls in my camp dared to have one less of them, and you will see if the brothers will turn back and kill you all cleanly! ”