Chapter 9 The Fat Man and His Sanitary Napkins

The hot breath from Tianqi's mouth wrapped around the tip of Bai Mu's nose, itchy, and she couldn't help but raise her hand and rub it.

"You can't, my husband can." Bai Mu pushed away the heavenly prayer, obviously even if he was a child with low brain capacity, the basic moral education was still successful.

The corners of Tianqi's mouth rose, and he laughed twice, and in an instant, his back was full of prosperity, like a red mandala needle stretching, shining over this bloody Shura hell. If the screenshot of this situation is posted to the forum, it will definitely attract countless girls to scream and dedicate themselves.

It's a pity that Bai Mu is not an ordinary girl...... So she was still expressionless.

"That...... Are you all alright? ”

A voice suddenly interjected, and Tianqi and Bai Mu turned their heads at the same time, and found that there was a fat man squatting in front of them for some time.

"Players?" Heaven prayed that he would protect Bai Mu behind him.

"Don't don't, don't ......" the fat man squatted there like a ball: "I...... I don't mean it, it's just ...... I just want to go with you. ”

The fat man stood up, and when he stood up, he was like a ball, pointing to the road in front of them: "I can help you cross the road of knives and saws, but you must also take me with you after that, all the way out of the underworld." ”

"You're not here to save her?" Tianqi pointed to Bai Mu behind him: "Then you have a wanted warrant?" "Anyway, the people who came to Bai Mu now either wanted to save her or kill her.

As soon as Bai Mu heard that he was saving her, he raised his right hand and put it stiffly in front of his face, ready to say his lines.

"I just said that I will kiss you when I am thinking about it." Tianqi immediately said in her ear, Bai Mu was stunned, and his hand was down.

The fat man's head shook with a fleshy tremble: "I took on other hidden missions, and I don't know why I fell here." He suddenly rushed over and hugged Tianqi's leg and began to cry: "I know your operation is very awesome, please, take me!" ”

The video of Tianqi being able to hit combos with a high chance has long been spread on the forum, and everyone has speculated that he is a figure whose name is hidden on the power rankings.

"This knife and saw road is paved with steel knives, and drinking medicine is not as good as adding blood, what can you do?" Tianqi lost an invitation.

After forming a team, the fat man's ID was naturally displayed, and this guy's name was so good, calling me to be in charge of the fat ......

The fat man's face turned red for some reason, he took two steps back, drew a circle in the air with his palm, and then said, "Come out!" My buddy! ”

A group of small monsters in the shape of red water droplets suddenly appeared in mid-air, holding hands and singing: We are red, we are red! Then suddenly a group of winged white monsters sang: We are sanitary napkins, we are sanitary napkins, we must absorb the blood...... Absorb...... Absorb......

……

Tianqi's face darkened.

"That...... That one...... My exclusive skill is special, hahaha...... "The fat man scratched his head and didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

As a veteran gamer, he couldn't understand why all his previous experience was completely useless in the chaos.

Oooh! Chek made trouble, that's because there has never been such an obscene system god, or a lot of obscene system gods.

After being beaten to death by a monster in the wild, the tragedy found that the money on his body was not enough to resurrect...... When I was wandering around, I came across a little old man who looked unusually obscene.

A god in the Celestial Realm sneezed.

Tianqi looked helplessly at the white foam squatting opposite the fat man and listening carefully to him crying and telling stories.

"The old man bullied you." Bai Mu was very cooperative.

The fat man stretched his body forward and cried loudly: "Whose elephant trunk is he going to compare with me, woo woo...... People are still virgins! I haven't masturbated yet. ”

Hearing this, Tianqi suddenly kicked him, and then looked at Bai Mo, who said calmly, "I know what it is." Then he asked the fat man, "You lost." ”

The fat man jumped up, waved his stubby arms, and showed a fierce look on his face: "Nima, that old man doesn't have it at all, no, okay!" He tied it there with a large white radish. Then he squatted down and began to cry: "Woo woo woo...... How can I compare to white radish. Then he jumped up and roared: "So he began to train me, and tied several white turnips to my elephant, and made me rabbit jump, and kept the rabbit jumping...... Woo woo woo ...... "This time the fat man sat directly on the ground and began to cry.

Bai Mo blinked, although she didn't fully understand, but seeing people crying so sadly, she still decided to comfort him: "I can make you bigger than white radish." ”

Tianqi, who had been observing the hacksaw road, felt that it was wrong when he saw Bai Mu about to speak, but unfortunately he didn't stop it.

That's not the point, no!

"Really? Do you have a way? The fat man rubbed a few times and crawled to Bai Mu's feet.

Tianqi held his forehead, he felt that Bai Mu was stupid and cute, and he could accept it. But someone else ......

"Do you believe that I made you lose what you are now?" Looking at the fat man, Tianqi tooth Huohuo.

The fat man hurriedly jumped up and waved his hand: "Don't, don't." I won't say it...... Do not say. ”

"Focus." Tianqi looked at him coldly.

The fat man was stunned, and instinctively stood straight: "Then I couldn't stand it, so I stole his things and ran away, and ended up falling into a hole, and then the thing I stole was the exclusive skill stone, and the hole I fell into is here." ”

I didn't even catch my breath, and finished it in one breath.

Let's explain what an exclusive skill stone is.

Chaos gives full play to the spirit of hegemonism. Except for the name, all options are randomly processed by the system. After being randomly assigned to the sect, you can't learn the master's task until level 30. To be exact, since the map is not open, the player does not even know where the sect door is opening. The skills used by the player are only two beginner skills and individual skills.

The so-called personal exclusive skills are the players themselves through their own perseverance and hard work...... Plus the skill random stone bought from the mall is randomly cultivated.

Well, in fact, it has something to do with perseverance and hard wood.

Randomness is the last thing you want to see after the system gods, because you never know what you're going to get. Random stones are like some kind of female womb, maybe an egg can hatch a tiger, maybe a tiger can give birth to a chicken cub for you.

Or it will tell you that your skills inspire all things in the world, and naturally transform into a small grass that grows between the clouds and the world. To put it simply, you can buy a new one.

The system will give each player one for free, and if you are not satisfied with the skills you open, you can spend 100 gold coins to buy a new one in the mall, which is equivalent to 100 yuan.

Ahem! Let's move on.

"And then the skill stones opened up the above?" Tenqi tried not to let himself see the joyful ...... flying above their heads Sanitary towel.

Especially the little red monsters that came out first just now have all been sucked in. The original snow-white sanitary napkins are now blood-red and blood-red, flapping two white wings and singing while flying: Absorb light! Light-absorbing ......

Please make up this scene by yourself!

What's even more speechless is that Bai Mu also stretched out her hand to poke it, and the piece she poked also twisted her body to make a shy.

"Great God!" The fat man pounced over and hugged Tianqi's leg and howled: "You can't discriminate against sanitary napkins, they have always been silently with you...... No, he accompanies every woman, never complains, dedicates himself once a month, and silently guards the invisible corners. ”

He was afraid that Tianqi would abandon him because of his exclusive skills.

Bai Mu nodded solemnly beside him: "Well, they are great." ”

By the way, as a baby youkai, you don't know what they're used for, do you? Right!

Tianqi suddenly felt that because of the two babies in front of him, the difficulty of breaking through the eighteenth layer of hell had increased.

The fat man suddenly jumped up again, pointed to the road ahead and said, "With them we can get by." ”

"My friends can store a lot of blood." The fat man looked up proudly: "Because they have wings, don't worry about it at all, no matter how much traffic you have, it won't leak!" ”

"Well, that's amazing." Bai Mu poked again.

Tianqi kicked over again weakly: "Let's talk about the point." ”

"Oh oh oh!" The fat man nodded and continued, "They will automatically replenish the blood of the team members." Moreover, it is an instant supplement! ”

Tianqi finally heard the answer he wanted, whether it was drinking potions or spell healing, there was a cooling process. With the damage value of that hacksaw road, you must keep adding blood in one breath, otherwise you won't be able to pass.

"I've run this hacksaw road eight times, and the little wings need to be buffered for an hour every time they add blood." Little wings is the nickname that the fat man gave to his sanitary napkins, and he can't always say my sanitary napkins in the future!

"Then why don't you go up to the next floor?" Tianqi asked him, but suddenly turned around, facing in the direction of the portal.

"Hey, hey, hey!" The fat man grinned, his already fat face was squeezed to only his nostrils, and his tone suddenly became extremely obscene: "You'll know in a while." After speaking, he stood up and looked at Bai Mu: "The angle of the screenshot in the forum is not good, in fact, you yourself are very good-looking, and you look better in this fashion."

The fat man felt that when he was crying just now, Bai Mu had been comforting him, and he didn't dislike the little wings at all. Then I have to comfort and comfort others, as a girl, I hope that others will praise her beautiful.

Do you really think she was comforting you just now? Sure enough, the IQ of the two of you is on a horizontal line.

Bai Mu nodded unceremoniously: "I think so too!" ”

The fat man also nodded, he felt that he and Bai Mu had a feeling of hating to see each other late.

Look! It's a horizontal line.

"Someone's coming." Tianqi dragged Bai Mu behind him, Bai Mu and the fat man looked at Tianqi's gaze, and white teleportation lights kept flashing in front of them, and more than a dozen players appeared in the brush.

As soon as the group of people came over, they saw that the surrounding environment was flustered, and when they saw three people standing at the intersection not far away, they were fluted again, and a few bold guys took the lead and walked over.

Let's start fighting when you come here, right? But a group of people stood there, and no one moved.

Tianqi smiled evilly again, and swept over the people opposite: "Are you here to kill her, or to save her?" He turned sideways, took half a step back, and stood side by side with Bai Mu.