"Fatty, hurry up and buy a pair of underwear from the mall." Ye Xiao Mo urged him.

The fat man nodded in agreement, and was about to open the mall, but suddenly paused, and then said with an unusually obscene smile: "Wait a minute, I'll go behind the tree and take off my underwear." ”

The green spirit naturally agreed, and his teammates looked at him and didn't know what he was going to do, Ye Xiaomo couldn't help but touch his head: "You have a fever?" Want to put your panties on the pullover? ”

The fat man smiled: "You just wait and see!" ”

Two minutes later, the fat man put a white cloth under his squeaky nest and walked towards the playing field with both hands lifting his pants. When he took out the white cloth and put it on his head, all the people's faces changed.

"Holy!" Ye Xiaomo covered his nose and pointed at the fat man and shouted, "What do your underwear smell?" ”

The desert lonely smoke face was green, and Tianqi pressed Bai Mu's head into his arms, and his eyes were swishing, and he wanted to cut the fat man with a thousand knives.

The fat man didn't care about putting on his underwear, patted his head proudly and said, "There are thousands of grandchildren on the master's underwear, and the master wants to fight side by side with them!" ”

"What's that?" Ye Xiaomo didn't understand, and he didn't want to ask the fat man, so he looked at the desert lonely smoke.

A few black lines were about to appear on the forehead of the desert lonely smoke, and he shook his head and refused to speak.

"Do you want to talk about it?" Ye Xiaomo asked him, and Bai Mu also turned his head sideways in Tianqi's arms and shouted: "I also want to know, you say it quickly." ”

Tianqi frowned and was about to speak, but Bai Mu interrupted him: "If you don't let him say it, you just say it." ”

…… Really, being smart or something, sometimes it's not good at all, Tianqi lowered his head silently.

"That's it...... It's what he jerks off to himself. "The desert lonely smoke said very implicitly.

But Ye Xiaomo understood, although she hadn't been exposed to these, she still knew the word jerking off, so she rushed over and kicked the fat man hard, and then felt that the smell of lime powder on his body was even more fishy.

"What is jerk off?" Bai Mu didn't understand, it would be terrible if she did.

The desert lonely smoke really can't be explained, and Tianqi is silent with a dark face. But the fat man turned his head to Bai Mu enthusiastically and said, "It's what is in my little cock!" ”

In the next second, a white light flashed in front of his eyes, and a burst of critical strike value appeared above his head, and Tianqi's sword circled around him and flew back.

"Great God, it's too dangerous!" The fat man hurriedly replenished his blood, "If you kill me by mistake, there will be no one to compete with them!" ”

Ye Xiao Mo was gloating, and Tianqi pointed at her gloomily and said, "She is a substitute." ”

Your sister......

"I'm still ......" Bai Mu felt that this question seemed to be very profound, and she still wanted to explore, but was interrupted by Tianqi.

"Mu Mu, I'll go back at night and see what's going on, okay? Now it's explained that you don't know. ”

Tianqi's words made Xiao Mo and the fat man frightened in the lonely night of the desert, show you? Does the great god want to use his own thing to show up and speak...... Is this thing really going to turn into a beast?

Only Bai Mu nodded stupidly and happily and said, "Hmm! Then be sure to show me! ”

We all slept in the game today! The other three only decide.

"Are you alright?" The leader of the green spirit urged, and the fat man quickly kicked his legs, moved his arms, and shouted at the green spirit on the opposite side: "Come on!" ”

The green spirit on the other side had an ugly face, and he didn't know what was going on with the panties on the fat man's head, but the smell and the stains on it made him feel that it was definitely not a good thing.

The green elf leader is also very entangled, so what is it?

I don't know who shouted to start, the fat man rushed up, the green spirit didn't know if he was scared by the fat man's underwear when he saw it, or what was going on, he screamed and started running, the fat man chased after him, and the two of them ran around in a circle and chased one after another.

I said...... You...... Don't run, you're here! The fat man ran a little panting, and finally sat down in the middle of the field and did not move.

When Tianqi saw it, he asked the leader of the green spirit with a smile: "Is this our win?" ”

How could the leader of the green spirit watch his own people lose like this, he jumped to his feet in a hurry, stood outside the circle and shouted: "I said, what are you running?" Go over and get his little pants! ”

The green spirit was still standing in front of the boundary, far away from the fat man: "I don't ...... Maybe it's poisonous. "He's almost crying, and he's not going to touch the little pants on the fat man's head anyway, what if he's poisoned.

"Fart!" The green elf leader's eyes were about to bulge, "How can it be poisonous?" Human panties are like that, you get on! ”

So the green elves all looked at their leader: we are wearing human trousers on our heads, why don't they smell? Do you take us for fools?

After speaking, the leader of the green spirit also felt that it was wrong, but he couldn't think of anything else for a while, and finally simply said: "If you admit defeat, you will be punished for not being able to wear pants for a month!" ”

The green spirit looked at the fat man, touched the pants on his head, and jumped out of the competition circle with gritted teeth: "If you don't bring it, you won't bring it!" "It's better to be ridiculed for not looking good at a month without panties than to touch human panty.

The fat man grinned proudly and asked, "Then did we win?" ”

"Ahh Ye Xiaomo laughed wildly, "Although the method is disgusting, it just works." ”

The green elves were silent in frustration, and the leader of the green elves was panting angrily, but they had no choice but to announce in a low voice: "You have won." ”

The fat man took off his underwear from his head, and slammed it back and forth in the air with one hand, Ye Xiaomo and Da Mo Guyan covered their noses and stepped back: "Don't come here, wash your hands, no, take a bath!" ”

Tianqi had already hugged Bai Mu and stood far away, and he even considered whether to let the fat man cook again in the future.

"You think it's my panties!" The fat man smirked, "How could I do such a thing?" ”

Several pairs of eyes looked at him in unison: "You are really the one who does this kind of thing......

"Oops, I bought it at the mall, and the stains and taste on it are expired yogurt!" The fat man took out a bowl of white things, which tasted the same as those on his underwear, and Ye Xiaomo couldn't bear the nausea and threw an identification technique over.

【Expired yogurt】......

"Rub, how do you have this kind of prop?"

The fat man didn't mind and put it back in his backpack: "I forgot what task I won, fortunately I didn't throw it, look, isn't this coming in handy?" ”

The herb girl who had been standing next to her as a background board stepped forward with a smile and said: "Congratulations on winning the green spirit, go and let them take you to find the herbs, you know, the green spirits are transformed by the aura of the north forest, and they know everything about the grass and trees here!" ”

Tianqi walked to the leader of the green spirit with Bai Mu in his arms, and Bai Mu said proudly: "We won, take us to find herbs!" ”

"If you win, you win, what do you do loudly." The Green Elf leader muttered, but they were pure by nature and couldn't speak, and they didn't count.

…… Hehe, the creature with lace panties on its head, how does the system set the pure good value.

"What herbs are you looking for?" He asked.

"Sunny Grass!"

……

The green spirit leader's expression cracked for a moment, but Tianqi clearly saw him wandering away from the medicine girl for a second.

"What are you looking for Sunny Grass for?"

Bai Muhu looked at him suspiciously: "What do you care about us?" You don't know where it is. ”

"Ahem...... "The green elf leader coughed twice and glared: "Of course I know!" Then his eyes rolled and he asked, "I'm just curious, how do you know about Qingxian Cao, no one has ever come to look for Qingxian Cao." ”

"We need it to save people." Heaven prays to tell the truth.

The green spirit leader frowned, in fact, it didn't have a brow, but it could be seen that his two big round eyes narrowed: "Qingxian grass can save people?" Where did you hear about that? ”

"The man who wants to save told us."

Da Mo Guyan They didn't say a word behind them, Tianqi has always been cautious, but now he honestly told the other party the truth, he must have found something they didn't pay attention to, just look at it now, and the opening of the province ruined his plan.

"You must have been deceived, Qingxian grass can't save people at all." Said the Green Elf Leader.

Tianqi looked at him and said without moving: "There is a doctor in the medical hall who said that he was once dropped off a cliff, and someone saved him with Qingxian grass, and now you tell me that Qingxian grass can't save people, do you think I believe it?" ”

The leader of the green spirit was speechless for a moment, and his eyes fluttered involuntarily. Tianqi didn't let go of his eyes, but he didn't ask, he just said again: "If you really don't know, don't force it, let's find it ourselves." ”

"You just take someone with you! This is said in advance, even if you can't save people, it's someone else's business. The herb girl came over and prayed for them to speak, "The green spirit can't be untrustworthy! ”

The green spirit leader glared at her, his lips moved but he didn't say anything, and finally waved his hand to Tianqi: "That's it, after all, we lost, so naturally we should take you there." With that, he gestured to the green spirits, and the green spirits disappeared into the trees, and after a while, they were all gone.

"Let's go, I'll take you to find it myself." The leader of the green elves stepped forward, and everyone hurried to follow. But the girl who picked the medicine said, "In that case, I won't go, and when you find the medicine and come back, I can ask the green spirit leader to send you to my place." ”

Tianqi stretched out his hand and glanced at her vaguely and said, "If it's not early, let's go to your house next time." ”

"Okay." The medicine girl smiled, waved her hand and walked in the other direction.

The green elf leader led them to the place where the roots of the trees were intertwined, and they were completely out of the way they had been. Although they were in the forest before, they walked on a flat road paved with dead leaves. Now it's really a bit of a struggle, Tianqi was afraid that she would accidentally drop Bai Mu, so she had to let her sit on the mount by herself, everyone flew half a meter above the ground, and the green spirit leader led the way in front with agility, as if walking on the ground.