Text: New Year's Eve (1)

Ye Xiaomo sat in the fat silver Maserati, and looked at the burly bear-like fat man in the driver's seat: "I said, what is your brain made of?" ”

"What's wrong with me?" The fat man looked ahead without squinting, allowing himself to concentrate on driving, at least it seemed that he was very attentive to driving.

Since moving at the age of 8, he has rarely seen Ye Xiaomo, and later went abroad to go to school, the last time the two of them met was seven or eight years ago, that is, they took a photo at the party, and they didn't even say anything. I didn't expect to be able to play games and become good teammates.

"Your body is only suitable for driving a Hummer or something, and you can't choose a car!" Ye Xiaomo muttered, squinting at the fat man, this guy is obviously not so fat, and he wants to increase his weight in the game for Mao. The fat man in reality is more than one meter and eight meters tall, white and clean, and the muscles on his body look strong and powerful, and he doesn't want to play the fat meat that trembles from time to time.

The fat man glanced at her, and then smiled obscenely: "Then according to what you say...... You don't even need a bra for your figure! ”

"Get out, Nima's old lady is round and firm, and the size is moderate!" Ye Xiaomo straightened his chest and raised his hand to give the fat man a scoop of melons.

The fat man lowered his head and dodged over, and said with a little unease on his face: "Gotta get it, don't make trouble, it's here!" ”

Ye Xiaomo looked at the side of the road: "Ah! It's huge! ”

The black signboard is a little chilly in winter, but several huge floor-to-ceiling windows are decorated with joy, and there are two pots of kumquats more than half a person high, which are hung with red envelopes. Ye Xiaomo stood at the door and looked in, and the fat man parked the car and came over to urge her: "Go in!" What to see? ”

As he spoke, the door of the café was pushed open, and a girl in a white dress stood there and smiled at them: "Come on, come on, come in quickly!" Ye Xiaomo and the fat man hurriedly followed in, and heard the girl shouting: "Mu Mu baby! Your friend is here! ”

The two of them saw Bai Mu coming out of a door at the back of the café hall, also wearing a white dress, her hair was softly draped behind her head, looking less gorgeous than in the game, but it was exactly the same.

"Mu Mu!" Ye Xiaomo ran over, took her hand and said happily: "Mu Mu is really like this!" Nothing has changed. Then she deliberately turned around and asked, "How's that?" What do you think? Am I as handsome as I was in the game? ”

Ye Xiaomo never wears a skirt, today she wears jeans and high boots as usual, a black sweater inside, a dark red fur coat outside, a neat short hair is also bleached and dyed light red, and her eyes are like crescents when she smiles, and seeing her makes you feel that life is full of vitality and beauty.

Bai Mu also took her hand, smiled slightly and brought it to her mother's side: "Auntie, this is Xiao Mo!" ”

Ye Xiaomo was frightened, and pointed at Bai Niangniang who was speechless for a long time: "This ...... Is this your mom? ”

"Well, my aunt!" Bai Mu was stunned when he saw the fat man on the side, and went over to pull him over: "Fat is not fat!" ”

The fat man nodded, shook his head, reacted, and asked the same question as Ye Xiaomo: "Mu ...... Mu Mu! This...... Is this an aunt? ”

Don't you want to be so young!! Ye Xiaomo and the fat man were amazed in their hearts, they just thought it was Bai Mu's sister!

"Hello Auntie, we ...... We are Mu Mu's friends! The two greeted Bai Niangniang together, and Ye Xiaomo asked a little stiffly: "Auntie, don't be surprised, you are too young, we ...... We thought you were Mu Mu's sister! ”

"Hehehe!" The white lady covered her mouth and smiled, "Oh, this kid's mouth is so sweet." She touched her face, "I'm fake, fake, plastic surgery!" ”

"Wow!" Now it was the fat man's turn to be surprised, "It's so natural, I can't see it at all!" ”

At this time, they heard movement from the bar, and Ye Xiaomo and the fat man looked back and were stunned again. In a second, Ye Xiaomo wiped his saliva and hugged Bai Mu: "Mu Mu!" That...... Is that your brother?? Her tongue was knotted with excitement.

"My Daddy!"

One sentence shook Ye Xiaomo's soul to pieces.

"Your dad??" Ye Xiaomo sucked his saliva back, "Also...... Also had a facelift? ”

Bai Niangniang smiled and leaned back, pulled Ye Xiaomo to sit down, touched her head and said, "This child is so cute, Mu Mu's friend is really good!" ”

"Well, they're good!" The corners of Bai Mu's mouth kept curling, and she could see that she was very happy.

Lord Demon King walked over, holding two plates of fruit in his hand, and deliberately said in a gentle tone: "Thank you for taking care of Mu Mu usually!" The white lady put the fruit on the table and beckoned Ye Xiaomo and the fat man to sit down: "Come on, come on, eat some fruit first, let's make dumplings at noon to eat, so that you can go back to play games at night!" ”

Ye Xiaomo and the fat man's hearts were agitated, look, this is my own mother, think more about my daughter, why does my mother at home think about smashing the game warehouse at any time?

"Oh my God!" Ye Xiaomo had a piece of fruit in his mouth and shouted with his dancing hands, "What is this?" It's delicious! She squinted, intoxicated to death.

The fat man kicked her and whispered in her ear, "Can you not be ashamed?" Your Gu family is so rich, what haven't you eaten? While contemptuous, he put the fruit in his hand into his mouth, and after two seconds, the fat man stood up: "I'll help you taste what else it tastes like!" With that, he took a bunch from his plate and put it in front of him.

Ye Xiaomo looked at him: the middle finger is up!

"Hehehe!" Bai Niangniang laughed, and Bai Mu pushed the two fruit plates in front of them: "There are a lot." ”

Ye Xiaomo and the fat man kept stuffing it into their mouths, and they gave Bai Mu a look that we knew we didn't grab.

The Demon King saw his lady's eyes, nodded and turned around and walked to the kitchen, didn't take two steps and grabbed a handful in the air, and vaguely saw a red shadow flashing, so fast that people thought it was an illusion.

The white lady blinked: Yo! Why is this guy here too?

"Ah...... Maternal aunt! "Ye Xiaomo is still not used to it, that face is too deceitful." Auntie, you are so amazing, Mu Mu knows a lot, she said that you taught her! ”

The white lady said politely: "Well, of course! ”

……

Ye Xiaomo and the fat man glanced at each other: worthy of being a mother and daughter!

"Mu Mu has not gone to school because his health is not very good, and he was taught by our family personally!" Bai Niangniang thought about it for a while and felt that she couldn't take credit for herself.

The fat man looked around: "Don't you have any other relatives at home?" ”

"Yes!" Bai Niangniang had a look like it was a shame to have no relatives, "We have too many relatives, and they all live in very special places, so I have the opportunity to take you to play!" ”

Ye Xiaomo and the fat man's head is like pounding garlic, and the place they think is very special may be abroad or some relatively remote place.

The joyful atmosphere of "Woo Woo Woo Woo ......" was broken by a wail, and the sound of mourning made people feel extremely miserable. A red long-haired animal came out of nowhere, and ran to Bai Mu's footsteps whining.

"Is this a dog?" The fat man asked, looking at the creature about the size of their golden retriever.

Bai Mu frowned first, and then gently withdrew his foot: "This is Qi ......"

"This is a dog, his name is Xiao Qi." Bai Niangniang quietly interrupted Bai Mu's words.

Bai Mu glanced at her mother, and nodded at the fat man: "Yes, it's a dog." ”

When the dog on the ground named Xiao Qi heard this, he suddenly barked wildly, shaking his head vigorously while barking.

"Huh" He seems to be crying? Ye Xiao Mo looked at Xiao Qi's wet eyes and said.

Bai Niangniang lowered her head slightly, Xiao Qi didn't dare to move immediately, squatted on the ground tremblingly, buried her head low, but continued to let out a whining cry in her mouth.

"Tsk!" The fat man saw Xiao Qi's appearance clearly, and couldn't help but exclaim: "What kind of variety is this, I haven't seen it before!" ”

The white lady smiled and said: "It's just a random hybrid, and I don't know how it looks like this!" ”

"What ugly two dogs must be to string such a superb appearance!" The fat man sighed.

Xiao Qi, who was crawling on the ground, instantly exploded, jumped up and threw himself at the fat man, and when he bit the fat man's arm and was about to rattle, he saw Bai Mu staring at him on the other side, and the white lady on the side smiled lightly on his neck.

"Woo woo woo ......" Xiao Qi let go of his mouth and crawled directly under the table to cry.

Ye Xiaomo patted the fat man: "What are you doing?" Dogs also have self-esteem, how can you call it ugly to its face? ”

When the crying Xiao Qi heard this, he wiped his tears, there are still good people!

"I'll talk about it in private later!"

Xiao Qi ran away in tears, woo woo...... Not alive anymore.

The Demon King came over with a large plate of dumplings at this time, and the fat man politely took it and put it away and said, "Uncle, you don't have to be busy with other dishes, we just have dumplings to eat!" ”

"Well, there are no other dishes, only dumplings."

……

Ye Xiaomo and the fat man looked blankly at Bai Mu's father, who was as handsome as Tianqi in the game, and didn't know how to react.

The white lady stood up and pushed him: "Don't scare the child!" He turned his head and said to He Ye Xiaomo and the fat man: "Uncle teases you, we can't eat delicious food outside!" Let's go and bring it out, and we'll eat more later! ”

Ye Xiaomo watched the husband and wife enter the kitchen with envy, and said to Bai Mu: "Mu Mu, is your uncle cooking?" ”

Bai Mu thought for a moment and nodded: "Hmm!" ”

"What a good man! So handsome, can cook, Auntie is so happy! ”

Bai Mu shook his head: "Daddy is happy." "For the Demon King, if the White Lady eats someone else's cooking, he will kill that person directly.

The fat man patted Ye Xiaomo's shoulder, sighed and hit her: "It's impossible for you, thank God if you can get married!" ”

Get lost! Ye Xiaomo kicked over, but took it back in the middle of the road: "Uncle, aunt, I'll help you serve!" ”

The dumplings were delicious, and Ye Xiaomo and the fat man didn't know what the filling was, so they asked Bai Mu, and she said it was crabs and fish. Ye Xiaomo and the fat man suddenly felt that Bai Mu's father's craftsmanship was extraordinary, and he could make crabs and fish taste like they had never eaten before, and they were delicious! As everyone knows, these fish and crabs are all demon beasts in the endless sea, and even the side dishes are grown in the fairy realm spiritual spring. The rest of the dishes on the table were all things they hadn't seen before, and Bai Niangniang said that they were married and vaccinated by relatives in the mountains.

Ye Xiaomo and the fat man instantly felt that Bai Mu and their family had a big business, because now they are all cultivating vegetables with science and technology, and they will mature in a few days, and the people who can grow and eat their own vegetables must be amazing people!

Before leaving, the white lady not only gave them a lot of vegetables, but also gave each of them a red envelope, pinching the bulging hard bangbang, not like money. The two of them were embarrassed to open it in front of them, and they saw Bai Muyue in the game at night, so they went home.

Bai Mu watched the fat man and Ye Xiaomo leave, and suddenly thought, what is Tianqi doing at this time?