Chapter 45 The parrot who does not want to live in a birdcage
By the time Qingqing finished visiting the bathroom and came to the restaurant, the moon was already hanging in the night sky like a silver hook. The little ones made an appointment with Qingqing to have dinner to see their new home, and happily ran to the garden to play.
Xiao Shou howled while running: "The puppets are high-level pets with a garden, the puppets don't have to cross the road to the park to play, we can walk ourselves!" ”
Ji Wushuang walked into the restaurant from Qingqing, his eyes never left her, looking at the slender snow-white neck and sexy collarbone, the feeling of the afternoon came again, and when he saw the looming cleavage, he felt that as soon as his brain was hot, a sticky liquid gushed out under his nose.
"Ah......h It's just 34D and you're getting a nosebleed?? ”
Ji Wushuang, who covered his nose in embarrassment, instantly turned into a hellish ghost, and glared at his dead friend fiercely: "You damn dare to peek at her changing clothes?" ”
The latter looked at him calmly with a look of contempt: "This is experience, you can see it at a glance." However, for a virgin like you, it's impossible to do it. ”
Ji Wushuang raised his eyebrows, and Ken also glared at him with peach blossom eyes.
Nima, let Lao Tzu go and deal with those mothers-in-law and aunts all day, I don't know how much oil was rubbed. I just came back to take a shower and found that I couldn't ask for pants anymore, and my ass was full of handprints.
"What's wrong with you?" Qingqing looked at the two men who hated each other and hated each other to death.
"Little beauty!" KEN'S PEACH BLOSSOM EYES THREW OUT PEACH BLOSSOMS, JUST LIKE QINGQING POUNCED: "TSK, LOOK!" Famous brands are different, you were originally a beauty, and now you are a super beauty!! ”
Qingqing grinned unceremoniously: "Mmmm! It's beautiful, I love it! He turned his head to Ji Wushuang and said, "Thank you for helping me prepare the room!" And that awesome wardrobe! ”
Ji Wushuang pulled out a chair and asked her to sit down next to him, laid out the napkin for her, and threw away the tissue that had just wiped her nosebleed: "Well, if you see anything you like in the future, you have to tell me." ”
KEN CAME UP AGAIN, SMILING FLATTERINGLY: "LITTLE BEAUTY, WHY DON'T YOU PRAISE ME?" I've got all the clothes for you! And those shoes and accessories, I chose them! ”
This sentence made Ji Wushuang's face, which was just a little better-looking, darken again. I hate why he has paid so little attention to women for so many years, let alone size, he can't even tell the brand. When I started planning for Qingqing to move over, when I got to the closet, Ken just came, and after meeting Qingqing for the first time, I was very sure that I reported his height to the measurements.
Before today, he was still skeptical about what man touched more women and could see the size of a woman's body at a glance.
But when he saw Qingqing coming in in with a skirt, he admitted that this was indeed a skill that he had always had, or a skill that he had never mastered......
In life, there are always some things that you will know when you use them, and you will know how sad it will be. is a portrayal of Ji Wushuang's current mood.
It was impossible for Qingqing to understand his sad mood, and she smiled sweetly at Ken to express her gratitude.
Ji Wushuang tried not to let himself pay attention to Qingqing's snow-white breasts, and put his eyes on her face. DURING THE MEAL, KEN SNICKERED AND DESPISED HIM TEN TIMES. Ji Wushuang killed Ken twenty times with his eyes, and two of them almost stood up and put into action.
"Young Master." The bald bodyguard walked in and looked at Qingqing with a strange look.
Ji Wushuang helped Qingqing wipe his hands: "It's done?" ”
"It's all right, it's just ......" The bald bodyguard was a little embarrassed.
Ji Wushuang raised his eyebrows: "Which one is not satisfied." ”
In the afternoon, professional pet people came to measure the place, which should have been installed by now.
"Yes...... It was the parrot called Yuanyuan in front of the birdcage...... It seems to be in the ...... Lose one's temper. The bald bodyguard thinks why the animals raised by Qingqing are all the same as her, and the brain circuits are like alien creatures......
"Ahh Birdcage? Qingqing stood up and asked Ji Wushuang, "Have you prepared a birdcage for her?" ”
"What's so strange? Shouldn't all birds live in a birdcage? KEN ALSO STOOD UP AND WANTED TO FOLLOW TO SEE THE EXCITEMENT.
In the large garden of the Ji family, the original dog house has been expanded and a door has been added. There is a very foreign shed on the grass next to it, and there is a wrought iron stand underneath, and a very ornate birdcage is hanging.
Xiao Shou is envious below: "Canary's cage! Jinnima is beautiful! Let me sleep! An An was busy comforting the parrot that kept jumping on his head, and glared at him: "If you have the ability, you can fly up by yourself." ”
Yuan Yuan saw Qingqing coming, and hugged his little head with his wings aggrievedly, and Xiaodou's eyes were wet and cried: "Woo woo...... Both of them have new homes, and I don't. This cage is so high above the ground, how do you want me to go up. And...... Whining...... How can a Brazilian turtle live in a cage...... Whining...... . ”
Qingqing put Yuanyuan in the palm of her hand, touched her and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay!" Yuanyuan will go to play with An An first, and we will prepare a new home for you, okay! ”
Yuanyuan pumped and matched, and didn't forget to glare at Ji Wushuang: "Really...... Whining...... It's true...... Is it? ”
Qingqing repeatedly assured that Yuan Yuan jumped back on An An's head, and Xiao Shou was still climbing the wrought iron bracket on the side, wanting to climb into the cage. An An shook her head, took Yuanyuan into her new home, and decided to turn around and ask Qingqing to set up a sign at the door for her: Dogs and Xiaoshou are not allowed to enter.
"The parrot is angry." Ji Wushuang could already accurately judge the eyes of these little guys, and just looked at him Yuanyuan, extremely resentful: "It doesn't like to live in a birdcage?" ”
Qingqing thought about it and decided to tell the truth: "That...... Do you think Yuanyuan's behavior is weird?
Everyone nodded in unison, this is what they have wanted to say for a long time, for fear that Qingqing will be uncomfortable when they hear it, so no one has dared to say it. Except for KEN, who had just arrived, he was still there and asked, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? ”
"Actually, she has always thought of herself as a Brazilian turtle...... "Qingqing observed everyone's reactions.
Her delusion? Why is there such a light in their eyes?
Everyone was relieved, but fortunately they only thought they were Brazilian turtles, if they thought they were Godzilla......
Ji Wushuang nodded and instructed the bald bodyguard: "Let them change the cage to a suitable Brazilian ...... A place where turtles are raised. The bald bodyguard went down to make a call. Ji Wushuang said again: "Wait, explain it, no one should say that it is a parrot in front of that parrot." ”
The bald bodyguard was crying in his heart: Young Master, you have really been assimilated by Qingqing, do you think they can understand us?
Qingqing was moved and rushed over and hugged Ji Wushuang: "You ...... Don't you think it's weird? Don't you think she's a monster? ”
Ji Wushuang felt his lower abdomen tighten again, and from this angle, he could clearly see the cleavage of the person in his arms.
KEN ROLLED HIS PEACH BLOSSOM EYES ON THE SIDE: "THAT'S NOT A MONSTER, IT'S A ...... Yes! Before he could say the word, he kicked Ji Wushuang.
"No! This is normal. KEN USED TO THINK HE WAS A PEACOCK FOR A WHILE AS A KID, AND HE USED TO RUN AROUND THE STREET WITH A BROOM STUCK BEHIND HIS BUTT. AFTER SPEAKING, HE LOOKED AT KEN MEANINGFULLY AND ASKED HIM, "AM I RIGHT?" ”
Qingqing looked at Ken with expectant eyes, if someone is like Yuanyuan, then Yuanyuan is not a monster. In other words, it's not whether you're a monster or not, it's just a psychopath.
KEN WAS ABOUT TO BE STUNNED BY THE LITTLE STAR EMITTED BY THOSE CLEAR EYES, AND JI WUSHUANG AND FU BO NEXT TO HIM STARED AT HIM FIERCELY.
If he doesn't admit it, then he probably won't see the sun tomorrow......
"Yes, but I was too young to understand and don't remember much." He tried not to make his image too ugly.
Qingqing was relieved now: "That's good, I thought it was like this." PATTED KEN'S SHOULDER COMFORTINGLY: "THEN YOU HAVE TO CONTACT YUANYUAN MORE IN THE FUTURE TO SEE IF YOU CAN BRING HER BACK, OTHERWISE SHE WILL HAVE TO BE A TURTLE FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE!" ”
KEN TWITCHED THE CORNERS OF HIS MOUTH AND NODDED, THINKING TO HIMSELF: I HAVE A GOOD CONTACT WITH A PERVERTED BIRD, DO YOU USE YOUR EYES? Do you use brain waves?