Chapter 23, it's disgusting!
With Yan Han's blow to the gloomy sword, the thing exploded directly.
Then, a foul smell directly made Yan Han feel like vomiting, and then looked at his face and body......
"! Wang Zuo! Are you disgusting or not? Get a bag of to smash me? ”
Wang Zuo laughed and said, "Didn't my master give me the instruction to 'dig'?" So I realized in my heart and immediately went to the septic tank and pulled out a bag of feces. The big feces is known as 'yellow among people', but it's a good thing to break the yin qi! What do you think? Cool? ”
Shenxu looked at his apprentice with a sobbing face: "Lie groove Wang Zuo...... Why did I find out you kid so disgusting now? ”
I can't even stand the void!
Wang Zuo thought about it for a while before preparing to come, and then made preparations.
Although he still had confidence in his master, seeing that the master actually told him to flee directly, Wang Zuo still realized that the situation was not good.
So Wang Zuo found a pocket as fast as he could, then ran to the septic tank behind, and directly took out a bag of dung and put it in it and came over directly!
All of a sudden, it really played an important role!
It's not clear whether the dung can hit the yin qi or not, but the effect of hitting the other party's morale is absolutely real: a bag of dung smashed into Yan Han's whole body, and he was so disgusting that he almost vomited directly!
"I'm grass your sister Wang Zuo! You bastard actually hit me with big shit! You bastard! Today I want you two masters and apprentices to go to Hades together! ”
Anyone who is smashed by feces will not be in a good mood, which is understandable.
Wang Zuo saw that his master was already vomiting blood, and his yang energy had been reduced to a state he had never seen before, so he hurriedly protected his master behind him: "I'll come!" ”
"It's not enough for you kid!"
Seeing his apprentice protecting himself, Shenxu was very happy but even more worried, and directly pinched his apprentice's shoulder and said.
"This kid has a corpse mark on his hand! That's an ancient treasure! It's not something you can deal with! ”
Wang Zuo shook his head: "Don't worry, master, have you forgotten: this guy not only cut off his two fingers when he saw me last time, but also stabbed himself!" This guy is afraid of me! ”
Yan Han's body was full of dung, and when he heard this, he roared and scolded Wang Zuo: "Do you think Lao Tzu is afraid of you? I am afraid of your mother's holy ......"
Under the anger, Yan Han said it all at once, but when he said the first word, he found that something was wrong, and he almost didn't bite his tongue when he braked urgently.
Saint? Holy what?
Wang Zuo frowned: "Who is my mother?" She's coming back soon, can't you talk about it? ”
Yan Han said angrily: "Your mother? Hehe. Your mother's return is the destruction of which of your villages! You've waited! But it has nothing to do with today's events! I'm going to destroy your village and you two bastards first! ”
As he spoke, Yan Han waved his ...... With a body of stool, three fingers between the corpse control mark sneered: "It's a pity that I can't use the corpse control mark here to recruit the zombie army, but as long as the yin qi is me, I can also destroy the two of you!" Hahahaha! But in fact, I also want to thank the two of you: if you two hadn't helped me make that old thing in Youquan an old eunuch, I might not have been able to get the corpse control seal! Thank you so much! ”
Wang Zuo shrugged his shoulders and smiled and said, "Don't be complacent, you and I thought I really only prepared a bag of dung for you?" ”
"What else can you do?"
Just when Yan Han thought that Wang Zuo was bluffing, he suddenly felt: Why is there a trace of yang energy in his body?
At the same time, in the classroom, Ye Ming was organizing everyone: "Wang Zuo's wishful jade!" If you pinch it, you can be admitted to a good school! Let's all pinch it! Maybe it can be as good as Wang Zuokao's! Preferably boys! ”
The piece of jade looks green, crystal clear, and looks particularly good, giving people a very comfortable feeling at first glance.
And there will be a very cool feeling when pinched: it is summer, and it is very comfortable to pinch something cool.
In addition, it was organized by the school flower and leaf tea, and many boys came to line up to pinch the piece of jade.
And some girls also wanted to touch it, but when they saw that it was organized by Ye Ming, they stuck out their tongues and didn't want to join in the fun anymore.
This piece of jade is like this, constantly seizing the yang energy of those young boys. But because everyone's holding time is very short, and they are all some virgin pure yang who have not moved, it has no effect on these boys.
But the yang energy has been transmitted to the other side, and it is a big deal for Yan Han!
It is all a completely untouched rigid body pure yang, which is tantamount to poison for Yan Han!
After Yan Han spit it out, the anal jade was carried by Yan Han himself, and at this time, the wisps of yang energy were directly transmitted from the anal jade to himself.
Although it is not very strong, it is a complete rigid body pure yang, and it consumes a lot of himself!
What's even more incredible is that the yang energy that comes from it is completely different: it seems that the yang energy of the rigid body of many different people is constantly transmitted, and it takes a lot of effort to suppress it even if you use yin energy!
"You...... What exactly did you do? Yan Han couldn't understand why this was happening.
As he spoke, he wanted to quickly take out the anal jade and throw it away: as long as it wasn't on himself, that kind of yang energy wouldn't affect him.
But just when he put down the gloomy wooden sword and was about to take out his bag, Wang Zuo on the opposite side sneered: "Didn't you just ask me what I had prepared for you in addition to a bag of dung?" ”
Yan Han looked confused: What else?
Then I saw Wang Zuo smiling and pulling out the ...... from behind Another pack!
"Actually, I've got two packs for you!"
A big dung bomb that splits the head and covers the face directly smashes the head!
Because the attention was all on the anal jade on his body, the only gloomy wooden sword used to block the big dung bomb was also put down, and the other hand only had three fingers still holding the corpse control mark, and he couldn't put it down, Yan Han almost watched the big dung bomb land directly above his head!
Then, with a snapping sound, a large lump of at least several catties of dung hit Yan Han's head so accurately!
Wang Zuo used two plastic bags to wrap it, and under Wang Zuo's vigorous throwing, the plastic bag was also directly broken, and the dung was directly poured on Yan Han's head and face!
Disgusting! It's really disgusting!
"Damn, Wang Zuo, why didn't I find out that you still have this talent? Are you very skilled at people? "Shenxu can't cry or laugh anymore.
"Master, why are you still stunned? The wind is howling, hurry! ”
Wang Zuo directly took out four cold talismans and pasted them on his and Shenxu's legs, and then read: "Guan Shandu, thousands of miles, Kunpeng wings, tens of thousands of miles, fly straight to the Nine Heavens with me, soar into the sky!" Hurry like a military order! ”
Divine Wind Spell: This is the spell used by the Divine Taibao Daizong in the Water Margin, which can greatly improve a person's speed in a short period of time.
You know that you can't beat it, so why don't you run away?
Sticking directly to the feet of the two people, Wang Zuo pulled Shenxu and began to run.
And Yan Han was completely angry!
Being shot in the head by a ball of dung, can anyone not be angry?
Because Wang Zuo dug the dung of the septic tank, the viscosity of those dung was very high, and it directly wrapped Yan Han's head in its entirety, and Yan Han easily got the dung on his face, but found that Wang Zuo and Shenxu had already run away!
"Wang Zuo! I'm going to crush you to ashes! ”
Smashed the feces off his face, and then shook off a little bit of the body of his body, grabbed the gloomy sword and rushed up.
Wang Zuo pulled the void and rushed directly towards the big market in the town.
Although it is only a small town, there are eighteen natural villages around it, and with the people of the town, there are definitely hundreds of thousands of people, so there is a sizable market in the town that trades all kinds of goods.
Today is also the time to catch the market, the whole big market is bustling with people, people in the surrounding villages are trading all kinds of local products, and at the same time, many cities are rushing to sell some things needed in the countryside, this is the time when the trade is very busy.
Wang Zuo pulled his mind and immediately felt that his master's situation was very bad.
It's just that in just such a short period of time, the Yang Qi of the Divine Void has almost been exhausted, and his steps are extremely vain, and he can barely run on his own.
"Master, are there any injuries on your body?" Wang Zuo asked in surprise.
"The injury is not injured, but it is far more serious than the injury!" Shenxu was completely carried by Wang Zuo, and said in a very weak voice: "I didn't expect to encounter the corpse control mark!" It's a good thing that this kid can't exert the true power of the corpse control mark now, otherwise I wouldn't even be able to survive to you today! Damn it! After more than ten years of cultivation, Lao Tzu has not been so embarrassed! ”
Looking at the look of Shen Xu's chagrin, Wang Zuo shook his head: "Don't talk yet, let's run away first!" ”
Taking advantage of Yan Han's fact that he was still getting rid of his own poop bomb, Wang Zuo went directly into the crowd.
And Yan Han, who was carried away by incomparable anger and humiliation, also entered the big market.
When everyone saw a stinking guy with all over his body appear in the big market, not to mention the shock to everyone.
"! Who are you? Did you climb out of the pit just now? ”
"Dude, what's wrong with you?"
"Fuck off! I don't care about you! Get away from me! ”
"Get out! What is it? ”
After the crowd from all directions saw Yan Han, they all adopted a unified attitude: the near avoided it, the distant verbal attack, and the farther directly turned on the theater mode, and many people were laughing wildly: "Is this the neurotic of that village running to the town?" ”
Several market managers skillfully took out a few big sticks from the corner or something, and quickly surrounded Yan Han and roared: "Get out!" Otherwise, I'm looking for a fight! ”