Chapter 19 Lao Tzu doesn't like men
After Zhang Ling saw Ye Bin's puzzled gaze, he no longer paid attention to Ye Bin, but patted Cao Yun's shoulder and motioned for Cao Yun to come back to his senses as soon as possible.
When Cao Yun came back to his senses, the first thing he did was yelled: "Damn, this is too violent, you two are also hiding deeply, and if you don't tell me earlier, I will be worried for a long time." β
Zhang Ling was expressionless and didn't say anything, making it difficult for outsiders to understand what he was thinking.
Zhou Yi crooked his mouth and said with a disgusted expression: "Tell you? Tell you that you have something to rely on and bully others? β
As soon as he heard this, Cao Yun's good mood was destroyed in an instant, and he immediately said to Zhou Yi: "Am I that kind of person? β
Zhou Yi didn't save Cao Yun's face, and directly replied with the word "yes", and then stopped talking.
Cao Yun's face immediately darkened, he sighed, chewed a dry sentence of "uncle's" and went to the balcony to wash.
When he passed by Ye Bin's side, he didn't forget to mock: "Young Master Ye, I know that your family is rich and used to living in a big house, but you always like a place as big as a balcony, and you can't occupy it alone. β
Ye Bin bit his cheeks angrily and didn't answer, but he had already scolded Cao Yun in his heart, 'Who wants to stay on the balcony, do you want me or not, the ghost knows that I moved my buttocks, what will the two in the house do to me.' β
As soon as Ye Bin opened it, it was rare that he didn't reply, Cao Yun got cheap and behaved, and then said sarcastically: "Yo, Young Master Ye, what do you mean, your old man is really inconvenient for me to wash here, how can you still lie in this nest without moving, is it possible that you like this balcony so much, and you still want this when you sleep at night!" β
After hearing this, Ye Bin instantly had the urge to jump up and point at Cao Yun's nose to scold, but he looked at the two in the room, and then thought about the dozen or so lying on the ground just now, coupled with Zhou Yi's warning to him, he had already spat out from his chest and endured it.
Xu is Cao Yun's words are too noisy for Zhou Yi, or he thinks that Ye Bin has been sitting outside is not a solution.
I only heard Zhou Yi shouting at Cao Yun: "Why are you talking so much, hurry up and wash yours, I'll wash it after you wash it, Ye Bin came back to clean up your things, those people ran away just now, you quickly clean up yourself, clean up and wash early, don't affect our sleep at night." β
Hearing Zhou Yi's words, Ye Bin ran into the house with a chair like a pardon order, and began to pack his bags, but looking at Ye Bin's appearance of packing his luggage, he couldn't see it at all, he looked like a pampered rich man.
The dormitory was temporarily stable, and there was no movement until nightfall.
In the middle of the night, just when Cao Yun was Zhengxiang, he suddenly felt a shaking, and at first he thought it was his own illusion, but the power of this shaking became bigger and bigger, Cao Yun woke up from his dream in an instant, and at the same time did not forget to scream, "Earthquake......"
Before he could finish speaking, a powerful big hand instantly covered his mouth, and a pair of white eyes came to him.
Cao Yun has been frightened a lot in the past two days, and his nerves, which were originally big, have become smaller and smaller, and he is still thinking before going to bed tonight, if there are a few more emergencies, his spirit is afraid that he will collapse.
Which Cheng thought, come again tonight.
Just when Cao Yun was struggling, a familiar voice suddenly came into his ears, "What is it called, do you want to wake up the entire building." β
Hearing this voice, Cao Yun gradually quieted down, and after his eyes adapted to the dark environment, he realized that he didn't know when, Zhou Yi quietly touched his bed and covered his mouth.
Cao Yun, who had just quieted down, thought about it, and there was a commotion, and this lively action was even more violent than before.
Before Zhou Yi could react to what was going on, Cao Yun took the lead in opening Zhou Yi's mouth that was blocking his mouth, and took the opportunity to shout: "Zhou Yi, your uncle, Lao Tzu doesn't like men!" β
Without waiting for Cao Yun to finish speaking, Zhou Yi immediately spoke: "Get out of your uncle, Lao Tzu doesn't like men either!" β
After listening to Zhou Yi's angry scolding, Cao Yun did not repent, but continued: "Those who have broken the law say that they are not guilty; Those who went to psychiatric hospitals said they weren't crazy; Those who are bankrupt say that they have money, and who will not be able to catch thieves when they shout to catch thieves. β
Hearing Cao Yun say so many words, Zhou Yi hated it so much that he was beaten up without saying a word.
After the fight, I looked at Cao Yun again, and only heard Cao Yun say: "If you don't like it, you don't like it, why are you beating me." β
Since then, Zhou Yi has known that what feelings and Cao Yun say is equivalent to fart, and it is better to do it directly and simply.
Besides, Cao Yun, who was beaten on the other side, was also very innocent, originally he slept on the same side as Ye Bin, and Zhang Ling and Zhou Yi slept on the other.
But before going to bed tonight, Zhang Ling had to change the bed with himself, and he didn't say anything, he insisted on changing it, and he said that he would sleep like this in the future.
Although Cao Yun and Ye Bin don't deal with each other, how can there be so many things after sleeping, and Cao Yun is not an unreasonable person, if you want to change it, change it, how big it is to change the bed and sleep, the key is that you don't say it early or late, but at night, you only say it when you go to bed.
Coupled with Zhou Yi's goods, he sneaked to his side in the middle of the night, and it was difficult for Cao Yun not to think about it.
But fortunately, seeing that Zhou Yi just beat him to vent and didn't move his hands, Cao Yun relieved himself and confirmed that Zhou Yi really didn't like men.
After Zhou Yi cleaned up Cao Yun, when he saw that Cao Yun no longer spoke, he asked Cao Yun to get out of bed quickly, saying that he had something to explain to him.
"What can 'something' do, is it tonight in the classroom?" Cao Yun thought about it and looked at the bed on the other side, only to see that Zhang Ling at this time also touched Ye Bin's bed, and leaned down next to Ye Bin, not knowing what he was doing.
Seeing this scene, Cao Yun couldn't help but feel a little tired, swallowing saliva and thinking, "Who are these people!" The big ones are like this, and the small ones are like this, I feel like I'm in a wolf's den......."
Cao Yun crept under the bed like a thief, and unlike Cao Yun, Zhang Ling also jumped off the bed at the same time, but Zhang Ling didn't make much noise at the moment he landed with his steady figure and light steps.
When Cao Yun arrived below, Zhou Yi pointed at Cao Yun and said, "You find a chair and sit still." β
"Huh? Don't move, youβwhat are you going to do? Cao Yun subconsciously hugged his chest with both hands and protected his body.
Seeing Cao Yun's move, and thinking of what he had received before, Zhou Yi was angry, and he wanted to reward Cao Yun with a kick.
Zhang Ling was a little helpless, pursed his lips and shook his head, stopping Zhou Yi's behavior.
As soon as Zhang Ling intervened, Zhou Yi couldn't do it again, so he had to say viciously: "I'll say it again, Lao Tzu doesn't like men, don't force me to do it!" β
Cao Yun also saw Zhou Yi's unusually hot appearance, immediately shrunk his neck, and asked softly, "Then why are you letting me sit down?" β
"It's not for you," Zhou Yi said angrily, "It's really thankless to be kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs." β
As soon as he heard that it was related to him, Cao Yun immediately raised his spirits and asked eagerly: "What is it related to me, what is it?" β