Text: Christmas extra
Bai Mu went to the Demon Realm and only came back on Christmas night. As soon as you go online, you will find a Christmas atmosphere in Chaos City, and there is a 20-meter-high Christmas tree on the square in the center of the city, which is full of colorful lights and decorations. Trees lining the streets are also full of sweets, and snowflakes and Santa's toys are plastered in front of shops.
"Mu Mu!!" Ye Xiaomo rushed out of the inn, and the place where they went offline every day was the entrance of the inn. The next day, the first person to come up was waiting for everyone in the inn.
Ye Xiaomo was wearing a red Christmas dress and a Santa hat on her head, and snow-white furballs were dangling on the top of her head.
"Come on, come on, see if I'm handsome!" Ye Xiaomo circled around Bai Mu.
"Handsome." Bai Mu looked her up and down.
Ye Xiaomo immediately became mysterious: "Hehe, you have it too, the great god has already bought it for you!" ”
Bai Mu raised his head, and the fat man stood on the steps at the entrance of the inn in a Christmas dress like a bathrobe, smiling obscenely. Then he suddenly took two steps forward, and Tianqi, who was blocked by him, curled the corners of his mouth, and looked at her with gentle eyes.
"Mu Mu, come here!" Tianqi was still wearing the red scarlet robe, and stretched out his hand to Bai Mu under the steps. The colorful neon seemed to suddenly turn into flowing clouds, and in the morning light of Yuyu, someone always said to her: "Mu Mu, come here!" ”
The gaze in Bai Mu's eyes became blurry, and the flickering and dark look flowed in the deepest depths.
“…… Great Heaven ......" she couldn't help but call out.
Tianqi's eyes flickered, his brows furrowed slightly, and he shouted again with a smile: "Mu Mu, come here!" I'll take you to change your clothes. ”
Although Ye Xiaomo thought that changing clothes should be her and Bai Mu, she was very smart and didn't say anything, but stood on the side of the road with the fat man and waited for Tianqi and Bai Mo, muttering.
"Did you just take another screenshot?"
"How do you know?" The fat man didn't admit it: "No." ”
Ye Xiao Mo glanced at him: "Are you a fool for me?" Don't think that the great god doesn't know what you've done without looking at the gossip section! Ye Xiaomo didn't think that Tianqi would not know that the fat man often posted his videos and screenshots on the Internet to make money.
As for the reason for his acquiescence, Ye Xiaomo could probably guess it.
"What do you want?" Only a fat man with a lack of brains would think that he was doing something very secretive.
"You earn a gold coin with one click, I'm not greedy at all, you can share half of me!" Ye Xiao Mo said generously.
Rub, the fat man glared at her angrily: "Why don't you go and grab it?" "Is this still called greed?
Ye Xiao Mo glanced at him coldly: "If I tell Tianqi about these things you did, will it be swollen and pinched?" ”
"Can you talk well?" The fat man rubbed his arm.
Ye Xiaomo shook his head and looked at him, and the fat man gritted his teeth: "Deal, but you will also take screenshots and videos in the future." ”
Yikes! I'm not stupid, I know how to pull her into the water. Ye Xiaomo patted the fat man's fat shoulder: "You finally have a little brain!" ”
"That's right!" Ye Xiaomo remembered: "Have you seen the post of that scumbag of the perfect man?" ”
The last time the perfect man went to the forum to post that Bai Mu was an NPC, let the official give you an explanation. Those players who had long been envious, jealous and hated immediately followed suit, accusing Chaos of infringing on their rights and interests.
The official only gave a very simple explanation that Bai Mu was doing a hidden mission at the time, and the plot required her to be an NPC temporarily, and announced the trigger location of the hidden mission, which was the place where she caught the little black fish before.
Later, a few players did catch a small black fish and triggered the mission, but the reward was no longer a flying stone. The perfect man originally wanted to ask the official for some benefits, but he didn't catch anything, and he was hunted down every day by the fat man's wanted warrant. Yiye Zhiqiu sent several emails to Tianqi but did not move, but later found out in a private chat that Tianqi had blacklisted him.
Yiye Zhiqiu also held his stomach, and later the perfect man looked for him again, but he was scolded for being bloody, okay, what do you do when you always provoke Tianqi?
Ye Xiaomo and Fat happily gossiped about the recent events in the game, and saw Tianqi pulling Bai Mu out of the inn.
"Tsk! Look at people. The fat man looked at Ye Xiao Mo, and then at Bai Mu, and said in a weird way: "Mu Mu is so beautiful in this dress!" ”
Ye Xiaomo punched him: "Nonsense, her clothes were snapped up for a limited time in the second half of the night, and there are only 10 sets of clothes!" ”
Bai Mu was wearing a red over-the-knee pleated skirt, accompanied by the same red riding boots, and the boots were also decorated with small wings. The Santa hat on her head has a white halo of fluorescent light that looks like snowflakes are flying around her.
Bai Mu glanced at Ye Xiaomo, raised his head and asked Tianqi, "Isn't Mo Mo?" ”
"She doesn't wear a skirt." Tianqi glanced at Ye Xiaomo.
……
The fat man held back a smile and said secretly: "You dare to say it, don't you?" ”
Ye Xiaomo gritted his teeth and nodded to Bai Mu: "Yes, I don't wear a skirt!" ”
Tianqi gave her a nice expression, then opened the task panel and said, "Okay, because we waited for Mu Mu, we didn't do our Christmas task, now hurry up!" ”
"Uh-huh, we have all the materials we need, the first one is to plant a Christmas tree first!" Ye Xiaomo is very excited, the fat man is even more excited, compared to going to the bar to watch striptease, the girls in the game are wearing less today, many of them have bought Christmas clothes in the style of the mall's belly pocket, and as far as the eye can see, a white flower!
The four of them went to the flower grove and found a lumberjack to help him cut down ten trees and get the seeds of the Christmas tree. Then go to the designated place by the river in pairs, dig a pit, one person will water every ten minutes, and the other will go to hit the snow rabbit next to him. Snow bunnies will randomly drop molds for making gingerbread.
After an hour, the Christmas tree has grown to more than 3 meters tall, and everyone has ten gingerbread molds, and the next step is to learn how to make gingerbread at the pastry shop in Chaos City.
"Will someone come and cut down our trees?" Ye Xiaomo was a little worried.
The fat man haha twice pointed to a few words on the top of the tree [the Christmas tree of heavenly prayer]: "Who dares to cut it?" ”
Well, no one should dare to ...... Besides, everyone has already planted the tree, and there are no players around.
The four of them returned to the city with peace of mind and went to the pastry shop to learn how to make gingerbread.
"Damn, can you make a normal shape?" Ye Xiaomo wanted to strangle the fat man.
The gingerbread mold is not a prescriptive shape, but with this you can mix the flour, sugar, and other ingredients together. The shape is pinched out by the player's own hands.
The fat man pinched two round balls, and then put a thick and long stick in the middle......
Looking at the ten long elephant trunks in front of him, the fat man glanced at Ye Xiaomo with great satisfaction: "You can also pinch two 36Ds!" ”
"Get out!" Ye Xiaomo kicked over.
"Huh? Mu Mu is a fox! The fat man saw a row of foxes in front of Bai Mo.
Ye Xiaomo picked up the gingerbread made of white foam and couldn't put it down: "Mu Mu's fox is so beautiful, every shape is different, it looks like the real thing, so cute!" ”
"Eat the pig you pinched, don't hang it on the tree!" The fat man poked Ye Xiaomo's gingerbread.
Bai Mu also picked up Ye Xiaomo's gingerbread and looked at it for a long time and said, "Mo Mo is not a pig." ”
Ye Xiao Mohaha nodded and smiled: "Look, Mu Mu's vision is good, unlike dead fat that is blind!" ”
"Momo is a duck."
…… Ye Xiaomo's expression cracked, and she took her gingerbread and shook it in front of Bai Mu's face: "Mu Mu, take a closer look, is it a duck?" ”
Bai Mu stared at it for a long time, and looked at Ye Xiaomo with a faint gaze: "Chicken." ”
"Hahaha......" the fat man laughed at the hammer table.
Ye Xiaomo was depressed and looked at Bai Mu with a sad face.
Bai Mu's cranial nerves miraculously felt Ye Xiaomo's lost emotions, is this the rhythm to open his mind? Is it? Is it? She turned her head to look at Tianqi, Tianqi put down the gingerbread in his hand, he pinched a lot of Q version of the little puppet, and it was Bai Mu's appearance.
Night Xiao Mo and the fat man's grief and jealousy, why can the gods do anything!
"Mu Mu is right! All she did was ducks and chickens. Tianqi's eyes swept over the pile of gingerbread in front of Xiao Mo Ye, and glanced at her as if warning.
Ye Xiaomo wanted to cry very much, people were obviously kittens......
After making the gingerbread, they also have to talk to the NPCs in the city to help them complete some errands, and the NPCs will give them all kinds of small socks, which can randomly open various Christmas tree trinkets.
At this time, the characteristics of Bai Mu's sister-in-law appeared again, and what came out of her socks were small stars, candy, and even a big colored ball, which could be placed on the top of the tree.
What kind of snowflakes did Ye Xiaomo open, a plastic Santa Claus that looked like a ghost, and the best was a candy in the shape of a cane, but because it was too big, the system prompted her to eat it.
The fat man laughed at Ye Xiao Mo along the way, and Bai Mu gave her his little star, which made Ye Xiao Mo instantly nervous. A few people returned to the Christmas tree, and sure enough, the four trees were standing there well, and there were a few players around who seemed to be later than them, and they were watering, and they saw four people coming over and whispering for a long time.
Ye Xiao Mo wanted to ask Tianqi for a gingerbread in the shape of Bai Mu, but was killed by a look, and obediently decorated his Christmas tree.
"I heard that the official will select the most beautiful Christmas tree, and there will be mysterious Christmas gifts to give!" The fat man secretly hung his proboscis like a gingerbread on Ye Xiaomo's Christmas tree.
"Haha, then yours must be no fun." Ye Xiaomo didn't notice the fat man's actions: "If you choose the most obscene Christmas tree, you will definitely be the first!" ”
Bai Mu heard the fat man's words, tilted his head and asked, "Gift?" Box? ”
If the Demon King hears it, he will be able to dumb his eyes, and your children are now more and more able to use questions!
Tianqi smiled, picked up the little fox gingerbread with white foam and hung it on her Christmas tree, and by the way, hung the Q version of the white Mu gingerbread she made on her tree.
"Hmmm! It's the same as Mu Mu thought! ”
Bai Mu's eyes lit up, she thought that there was a box to open!
The ending is not surprising at all, Tianqi and Bai Mu's Christmas tree was selected as the cutest shape, and there are 2 players, one of whom was rated as the most gorgeous, and the other made Ye Xiaomo right, it turned out to be the most obscene Christmas tree.
But what's even more incredible is that it wasn't the fat man who won the award...... It's a player called [Player with a big knife in the crotch]. The fat man sent an email to people as soon as possible, saying that he wanted to have a discussion. As for the reason why he lost, it was because although there was also a proboscis elephant on someone's tree, the proboscis statue was equipped with various utensils...... Well, if it can be called a utensil. Some are in the mouth, some are in the middle of two white steamed buns, and some are inserted in a chrysanthemum...... The fat man loses the heart of the oral administration!
And Bai Mu got his wish from the Christmas treasure chest to get a fairy wand-shaped weapon cover, the remarks at the back said that players can get a variety of weapon covers in the mall or special missions in the next update, which can be equipped on their own weapons!
She wasn't interested in this and gave it to Ye Xiaomo. Tianqi opened a flower-shaped eye patch, and the fat man said regrettably why it wasn't a bra, but he was threatened by Tianqi and had to wear it on his face.
All in all, it's a merry Christmas, and I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!