Is there such a coincidence in the world?

I always thought it was incredible, and looking at the man next to me who looked like Yin Linxi, I had to pay a little respect to the creativity of the Creator God.

Although since this thing called me "mother" on the side of the moat, he was like a slug, allowing me and Shen Xiao to walk five streets, but they couldn't get rid of him.

But the face is still unresistant, even though it looks a little silly on this man... But it still can't stop the menacing peach blossoms.

Belch... How so?

As you can see, at this moment he is surrounded by a group of big girls and little daughters-in-law, and the girls don't know that this guy is actually a fool scratching his head in front of him, and he looks extremely amorous, but they can't imagine that the autumn waves they secretly sent in every way hit the wall.

This "fake Yin Linxi" didn't care at all, just looked at the crowd, and his eyes turned a few times, like a "stupid roe deer" that was foraging, with a cute face.

And in the eyes of this group of people who want to eat people, he is calmly holding two strings of sugar gourds in his hands, and he is eating with relish in his mouth.

While eating, he didn't forget to raise his eyelids and look at me all the time, lest I would leave him and disappear as soon as I smoked, until he looked at me, he raised a bright smile and shouted at me, "Mother! ”

It's just that after my deafening words were thunderous, the big girls and little daughters-in-law who were watching threw strange eyes at me!

As for myself, I was even more shocked by this "mother", and I couldn't help cursing in my heart.

Today I really didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out, and I picked up a one-meter-eight "stupid roe deer" for no reason, the key is that this "stupid roe deer" still calls me my mother in public?

I can't wait to dig into the cracks!

"Princess," Shen Xiao, who was standing beside me at this time, finally checked the money bag in his hand and said with a wry smile, "We didn't bring much money out, plus he's been eating since the beginning, and now... What do you think? ”

What to do? I raised my eyebrows to look at Shen Xiao, and then looked back at the man who looked up at me from time to time, and resolutely made a decision in my heart... What else can I do?

Of course, I found a way to get rid of him! Otherwise, I haven't returned to the Prince's Mansion and picked up such a "stupid roe deer" who ate me to bankruptcy, and I still want my old face to be passed out?

So, I'm going to have to find a chance to dump him!

After I made up my mind, I glanced at Shen Xiao, and both of them tacitly agreed.

After waiting for a while, the sugar gourd in the hand of the "stupid roe deer" was finally left with only a sign!

I was overjoyed, and without waiting for him to take the initiative to come over, I reached out and pushed the women around him away.

And said in a voice of "gentle can drip water", "I said big brother..."

I wanted to lie to him well, but when I called him big brother, the "stupid roe deer" was immediately unhappy, and flattened his mouth aggrievedly, and the little face that was about to cry seemed like I had bullied him.

provoked the anger of the onlookers, and a few of them were even ready to come forward to talk to me, so frightened that I hurriedly waved my hand and held my forehead with a headache.

Get... This is a little ancestor, it seems that not only can't be provoked, but also has to be coaxed.

So I was patient, jumped and touched the guy's still wet head that had fallen into the river, and laughed dryly, "Uh-hehe, good... I'll take you to eat something delicious. ”

As soon as I heard the delicious food, I saw that this "stupid roe deer" immediately switched from a pitiful appearance to elated, and said happily, "Eh, yes, there is delicious!" ”

I stood aside and was speechless, and I didn't know if this thing was really stupid or pretended.

However, this is not very important, after all, it is just a meeting in Pingshui, and I am still not very interested in his details, and now I just want to find a way to dump him.

And it seems that it will not work to get rid of him by walking, this guy's familiarity with the market is far beyond the comparison between me and Shen Xiao, two outsiders, otherwise he would not have gone around five streets at the beginning without shaking off this tail.

What to do...

My head was spinning... Until the corner of his eye swept to the money bag in Shen Xiao's hand...

Pregnant!

I snickered twice, and hurriedly dragged up the "stupid roe deer" who was so happy that he was running around the world, squeezed out the iron bucket-like encirclement of the big girl and the little daughter-in-law, and found an uncle who looked honest on the side of the street and asked, "Excuse me... Is there a Lingren Museum around here? ”

"Lingren Pavilion?" The uncle looked me up and down, perhaps because he thought that I was looking for a servant in the daytime, and looked at me with an incredible look and said, "Girl, I see that you are also a serious person, why... This blue sky and white day began to look for people? ”

Shen Xiao didn't know what I wanted to do, but he thought that I was having fun, so he hurriedly came over and grabbed my hand, and whispered, "Yes, princess, now is not the time to mess around." ”

I didn't answer him, but I said impatiently to the uncle, "I don't hide it from this uncle, the little woman is a girl in the prince's mansion, and a few days ago she accidentally broke one of the prince's vases, which made the prince angry, and I have to compensate according to the price, but where did I get so much money from my poor family since I was a child?" So I begged left and right, and the prince relented, because he was usually embarrassed to go in, so this time I only asked me to go to the Lingren Pavilion to ask a gentleman to go back to the house to accompany him for recreation, and please... Uncle will definitely help. ”

After all, I almost believed it myself, and hid my face and "wanted to cry".

Live out of the sad face of the listener and the tearful expression of the listener.

It's just that this string of lies twisted out of his mouth not only blackened Yin Linxi, but also made Shen Xiao stunned on the spot, and his brows jumped straight in place.

Then, the uncle suddenly cast a sympathetic look at me and patted me on the shoulder, "It's not easy for you, so let's do it... Let me tell you, the best Lingren Pavilion "Xiaoxiang Pavilion" in this city, go straight from here and turn a corner. ”

"Thank you, uncle." In Shen Xiao's incomparably magical gaze, I sniffed and waved at my uncle very "gratefully".

It wasn't until the uncle walked away that I dragged the "stupid roe deer" and took Shen Xiao with a stunned face for a moment to come to the place called "Xiaoxiang Pavilion" in front of me.

"Princess, what are you going to do? Don't be impulsive. Shen Xiao saw that I was "majestic and high-spirited", as if I was going to kill in the next second, and hurriedly blocked in front of me, lest I would do something hurtful.

And I didn't push him away immediately, but I just turned around and hooked my finger in the face of the stupid "roe deer", "You come here." ”

The roe deer did so and walked over to me...

But because of my height, I waved at him again, "Lower down." ”

"Roe deer" did the same again.

This time, I straightened out his messy hair, and then leaned over and hooked his neck, pointing to the "Xiaoxiang Pavilion" in front of him and laughing, "Don't you want to eat something delicious?" I'm telling you, there's a lot of good stuff here! ”

"Really?" The "roe deer", who was forced to bend over after I hooked his neck, had a happy light in his eyes, looked sideways at me and said, "Then mother, are you going too?" ”

"Uhh ”

After that, seeing Shen Xiao's jaw dropping to the ground in shock, I laughed dryly, and then walked to Xiaoxiang Pavilion with the "roe deer" in his hand.

It's just that the Lingren Pavilion in Gicheng is not as good as our hospitality in Haozhou, and I don't know which guy who is not long-eyed actually set up a "male guests are not allowed to enter" archway at the door.

So, just when I was about to go in with the "roe deer", the two guards at the door stopped me stiffly, pointed to the archway next to me and said expressionlessly, "Don't you see that the male guests are not allowed to enter?" ”

I looked at the two of them who looked like a cow in front of me, and I couldn't help but take a step back with some cringe.

At this time, if I force it with them, I'm afraid that I will be beaten by these two people before I have time to make a move, not to mention that there is still a "stupid roe deer" holding back, and it is really a good strategy to force it.

So, after thinking about it for a while, I simply patted my chest and said with a hard breath, "Keep your eyes open and see, am I here to go shopping?" I'm here to deliver to you! ”

After that, the aftermath of my words has not yet dispersed, and it is as if an ambush has already been laid inside, and a voice like a eunuch, neither male nor female, comes out faintly...

"Yo, who's yelling here?"

I followed the sound and saw a "delicate" man in a light purple straight coat walking over with a folding fan "weak willow to help the wind".

And unexpectedly, the two brothers at the door, who were as strong as a cow, saw the sick cat-like "beautiful man" inside, and instantly looked like a dying sick cow, and were stunned and saluted the sick cat and beautiful man, "Master." ”

The sick cat didn't pay any attention to them, but walked straight towards me, smiled at me infinitely "softly", and paced around my body.

"Just now, you were clamoring for delivery?"

"Not bad." I looked directly at the sick cat and the beautiful man, and said confidently, and was about to throw the "stupid roe deer" out of my hand, but the sick cat and the beautiful man pinched my chin and looked at it carefully.

After a moment, the infinite "soft" smile gradually spread, and he shook the folding fan in his hand before letting go of me, "I can receive the goods here, but girl... I'm taking a man, although you have a delicate skin... But alas, it's a woman! ”

After listening to what he said, I was stunned for a moment...

What does that mean? What do you mean it's a pity that I'm a woman? Did he misunderstand that I was going to sell myself?

After realizing this, I waved my hand again and again, let go of the "stupid roe deer", and sneered, "I'm afraid the big beauty has misunderstood, my shipment is not mine, but this..."

At this time, the sick cat beautiful man followed my gaze towards the "stupid roe deer" who rubbed his neck and looked aggrieved, and said in surprise, "It's okay." But... Girl, although we are doing a meat business, but I, the official of Xiaoxiang Pavilion, have always come from the right way, and I dare to ask what the relationship between the girl and this son is..."

I smiled solemnly, and then arched my hand, "The little girl is not talented, this child calls me a mother." ”

"Mother?" The sick cat beautiful man glanced up and down at me in more and more surprise, and suddenly laughed, "I said girl, if you want to have fun, go elsewhere, Xiaoxiang Pavilion is very busy." ”

Seeing that he didn't believe me, I was not in a hurry, but turned around and asked the "stupid roe deer", "Who am I?" ”

The "stupid roe deer" didn't know why, but when he saw me pointing at himself, it seemed to be very funny, so he smiled and said, "Mother." ”

"Look!"

I deliberately put on an attitude of "believe it or not", and the face of the sick cat and beautiful man really floated a little waver, and in order to make sure that there was another question to me, "In that case, may I ask the girl, what is the surname of this son?" ”

What the? Ask me the name of the "stupid roe deer"? How do I know?

Just to avoid ganging at this time, I casually pinched a name and smiled earnestly, "The surname is Li Ming Ergou!" ”

"Li Ergou?" The sick cat beautiful man looked at the "stupid roe deer" suspiciously again, with an obvious look of disbelief on his face.

Seeing this, I also lost my patience, so I simply resorted to radical tactics, whether you like to buy it or not.

"It seems that the big beauty is afraid that she can't look down on our second dog! Hey, that's it! I pretended to be "distressed" and touched the "stupid roe deer", took his hand again, and turned around to leave.

At this time, the sick cat beautiful man behind him really spoke, "Wait..."

Hey... Hooked!

With my back to the sick cat and beautiful man, I smiled smugly...

Then, when I came out of Xiaoxiang Pavilion, I already had a stack of silver tickets in my hand.

"Princess, is it really good to do this?"

I patted the silver ticket in my hand, recalling the desperate eyes of the "stupid roe deer" when I came out, and my heart suddenly tightened, as if I had lost something, a little stunned.

But he still forced a nonchalant smile on his face, "I'm just to let him stop following me, just leave him here temporarily, and when I go back, I'll take double the silver ticket and then redeem him." ”

"Redeemed?" Shen Xiao raised his eyes to look at the elegantly decorated Xiaoxiang Pavilion, and wanted to say something, but after all, he sighed.

As for whether to redeem or not, it's another matter, but at that time, I just thought that when I went back, I would immediately let someone save the "stupid roe deer", but I didn't know that I had fallen into a catastrophe because of this!