During the summer vacation, I went to my second uncle's house, who lived in the countryside, and the long-distance bus broke down halfway, and it took more than two hours to repair it. By the time I stood in front of my second uncle's house, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening. In the countryside, people go to bed relatively early, and there are mainly no decent entertainment. If you want to sing a karaoke, you have to go out for 5 or 6 miles, and only then can you have a singing room in the county. Therefore, there is only one kind of person who does not sleep at ten o'clock in the countryside, that is, gambling, playing mahjong and poker all night, but basically in the idle time. No one plays when the farm is busy, and he is tired to death from working in the field during the day, and even if he wins, he doesn't have the spirit to play. It's not a busy time to farm, but it's by no means as idle as winter. Under normal circumstances, my second uncle's house must be sleeping at this point, but today I saw that the three large tiled houses of my second uncle's house were brightly lit, and there were many people, as if something had happened. The big yellow dog in the yard barked wildly, and the iron chain clanged, what is this for? I thought to myself, I shouted outside the gate, "Second uncle, second uncle, open the door." "You said how noisy it must be in this house, I shouted for more than ten minutes before my second aunt came out to open the door for me.

"Eh, isn't this my eldest nephew? Why don't you make a phone call first? Let your second uncle take a car to pick you up, what's the matter? What's going on here? Out of breath. "My second aunt was as enthusiastic and energetic as ever. In my mother's words, your second aunt can send you two miles without eating. "What the hell I came here? I sit on the board (read di, a kind of transportation in the countryside, that is, two sponges are installed on the iron frame of a rickshaw. Come, isn't that what you shouted? What's going on inside? Shouting this many times before I heard it. I complained, shouting for more than ten minutes and my voice was a little hoarse.

"Then come in quickly, this guy is sweating, hurry into the house and wash. Isn't it, your second uncle caught a big weasel, squeaked and barked, and the dog followed, and he couldn't hear anything in the house, if I hadn't come out to the well to get water, then I wouldn't have heard it. The second aunt took me by the hand and walked into the house. As soon as I heard that I had caught a weasel, I immediately became interested and hurriedly asked, "Where did you catch it?" How can there be weasels in this place? “

"Stealing the chicken land" The second aunt said viciously: "Come to steal the chicken land, listen to the chicken in the chicken nest at night, your second uncle went out to see this guy a weasel riding a chicken, like a person, two paws pinched the chicken's neck, your second uncle took a big net to catch the fish, that guy is very strong." I almost gave your second uncle a bite. My second uncle was squatting on the edge of the iron cage that originally housed the dog, and when he saw me come in, he got up and said to me with a smile: "Come to Yifan, have you eaten?" Let your aunt stir-fry two dishes for you, and let's drink some. “

"If you don't drink it, where are you? Weasel? "My second uncle is willing to drink with me, and then when I drink too much, he listens to me talking nonsense about the things in the city, and from time to time praises me that the children in the city are different and knowledgeable. But my attention is now on the weasel.

"Okay, then don't drink it, let your aunt give you some food. No, it's in the cage, hey, stay away from it, it almost bit me when I caught it just now. This gadget is moving fast, "My second uncle saw that my face was about to stick to the edge of the cage, so he quickly reminded me." In the cage was a weasel more than a foot long, with round eyes, a long white hair on its back that grew to the tip of its tail, and its fur was shiny and shiny, which was so beautiful. It's the first time I've seen a living yellow skin when I'm so big. Strange to say, the weasel stopped barking when I entered the house, and I could faintly hear it squeaking at the door.

"Why doesn't it call?" I asked my second uncle suspiciously. The second uncle also felt strange to hear: "Yes, why don't you call?" You don't know, this call just now hurts my whole brain. It's good not to call it, but it's annoying to call it. “

"Second uncle, what do you want to do with it?" I asked.

"I said to kill, but your second aunt won't let me, saying that this thing is evil. I don't know what to do now, if I let it go, our chickens won't be enough for it to eat. The second uncle said.

"That can't be killed, haven't you heard that the old Li daughter-in-law in Shangtun made a weasel make a fuss a few days ago? I tickled her daughter. I told you that this thing is evil, you can find people, you see this weasel, the back is full of white hair, that is all old, tell you that it is all human, then you know how many weasels there are in its litter, you kill the whole don't kill you, quickly let it go. The second aunt nervously refuted the opinion that the second uncle was killed. My second uncle pouted at me and whispered to me, "Old superstition." Although I don't believe in these things, I prefer to listen to such stories, so I asked my second aunt Lao Li what was going on with my daughter-in-law. My aunt told me that when Lao Li's daughter-in-law got up in the middle of the night that day, she saw a yellow skin on the wall of her house, walking back and forth, and occasionally standing up like a human being and waving at the moon. Lao Li's daughter-in-law copied a brick and threw it over, and ran away for Huang Pizi. Lao Li's daughter-in-law fell ill when she returned to the house, sat on the kang and hit the wall with her head, and then her daughter went over to pull her mother, and almost let her scratch it, and then pointed at her family and scolded, what to say, it's raining these days, your house is on high ground, I borrow your wall to practice, what? As for throwing bricks? What a big hatred, and then continued to hit the wall with his head, and then if it wasn't for the white god woman who was cured by their tunzi in the past, it wouldn't have been a toss. I asked my second aunt how to cure it, and my second aunt said that she didn't know either, anyway, it was quite evil.

I'm one of those people with a big heart, and my mom says I'm supposed to be a pig, and I don't dream much, but I dream tonight. In my dream, I was standing in front of my second uncle's chicken coop, and a weasel that was exactly the same as the one in my second uncle's cage was riding a big rooster, and its two front paws were pinching the big rooster's neck. I watched it funny, the big cock flapped its wings for life, and two completely different breeds fought together, like two hooligans fighting. I was giggling when the weasel suddenly stopped moving and turned to look at me.

"What are you smiling at?" The weasel suddenly spoke, the person in the dream does not know that he is dreaming, and it is normal for you to think that something bizarre happens in the dream. I don't believe you're reminiscing about when you dreamed. My thought at the time was, have I met the legendary yellow-skinned man? But I didn't catch this yellow skin, and if you want to do it, you should be my second uncle, why did you come to scare me? Did you recognize the wrong person? I'm thinking about it. I saw the weasel jump down from the chicken, and with a shake of his body turned into a young man in a yellow and white plaid shirt. I stammered, "You...... You....... What are you? “

The weasel young man walked up to me step by step, looked at me with a smile and said, "Me? I'm not anything, my name is Huang Sanxing, and there is a courtyard on Axe Mountain, yes, that's the one your second uncle caught, it's me. Looking at Huang Sanxing, who was trembling in front of him, he inexplicably felt a sense of joy, and he was quite proud to be caught by my second uncle when he heard what he said, and he also gave me a self-report, what are you doing? Shall I not bother you with this?

"What do you want to do?" The feeling of stiffness made me very uncomfortable.

"Originally, I was supposed to go to your second uncle, but he was too angry and uncomfortable to communicate with him, so I could only look for you, and the two of us were destined." Huang Sanxing looked at me with a pair of eyes and said.

"Looking for me? What are you looking for me for? "This guy didn't want to hurt me, but I didn't recruit him, I just looked at it twice and didn't play with me.

"What? Do? I have been practicing in the mountains for more than 200 years, this time I want to go down the mountain to find old friends to gather, I wanted to catch a chicken as a gift, and I didn't catch it in vain and buried two pieces of gold in your second uncle's vegetable field, this is really a good person is difficult to do, you quickly let your second uncle let me go, this matter is over, otherwise the gold is not not said, and my old friend can not spare your second uncle. It doesn't matter if you don't let it go, it's just a physical body, I can find one casually, but your second uncle's family doesn't want to have a good life in the future. After speaking, Huang Sanxing's figure disappeared in a flash.

When I got up the next day, I told my second uncle and aunt about this dream, but my second uncle didn't believe it. My aunt firmly believed in it and insisted that the second uncle let the weasel go, and the second uncle reluctantly carried the cage containing the weasel to the back mountain and let it go. At lunch, I remembered that Huang Sanxing in my dream yesterday said that gold had been buried in the second uncle's house, so I asked the second uncle to dig in the field to see. My second uncle was digging everywhere in the ground, and my aunt and I stood on the side to watch the excitement. The second uncle scolded while digging: "You actually pulled a calf, how can there be gold here, just dream about scaring you both." Huh", looked at the second uncle. I looked along my second uncle's hoe and found that there were really two golden things on the ground that were bigger than soybean grains, and my second uncle picked them up, wiped them with his clothes, and bit them with his teeth. "Oh, there's gold, it's really God." The second uncle excitedly threw away the hoe and walked back, probably too quickly, his left foot mixed with his right foot, fell a dog to chew, and hit his head on the low wall on the edge of the vegetable garden, and suddenly a big bag rose on his forehead. After returning to the house, the second aunt rubbed iodine wine on the second uncle's head. I saw that the second uncle was stuffy and didn't speak, so I asked the second uncle, "What's wrong?" You okay? The second uncle still didn't speak, and he didn't know what to think. My aunt punched the second uncle in the back: "What's the matter, stupid?" What do you say? At this time, the second uncle came to his senses, and said to my aunt and me in fear: "Ah, I just thought, this thing is really evil, you say this is really Wong Tai Sin?" My aunt answered: "That's not good, I said you yesterday, you still don't believe it, this is a blessing, you let it go, this is really killed, you will suffer." Quickly slaughtered the chicken and sent it to Wong Tai Sin, the gold can be given to you, the chicken has not been taken away, do you want to find you in the future? “

"Eun, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter." The second uncle was frightened now.

In the afternoon of the same day, the second uncle sent the chickens to the place where the weasels were released. Later, my second uncle secretly told me that he knew why he fell, and I asked why. The second uncle said that he went to release the weasel that day, and his hand was owed, and he played the weasel before putting it.

I laughed, but I still had a soul in my head about it. Is there really such a thing as a god or a god?