Chapter 143: Call the Donkey Alive
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"You don't have to chase Uncle Xiao to the roots."
I said, "It's important to ask Uncle Xiao to save Zhou Zhou's life." ”
I told Zhou Shi's mother that tomorrow is July 15, and asked her to make a table of delicacies from the mountains and seas to bring with you. Go to the intersection of Yin and Yang Road, etc., but if you see someone wearing colorful clothes, go up and stop him and ask him to eat, once he opens his mouth to eat your things, he will be able to survive in the first life.
When Aunt Zhou heard this, she was busy going to a local five-star restaurant to order delicacies from the mountains and seas.
"What about me?"
Zhou Shi saw that his mother was gone, and hurriedly asked, "What can I do?" ”
I stared at him thoughtfully, "You go to the countryside and collect some donkey skins and come back, and ask for the ones you have just peeled off." But remember, you can't ask for it to be killed, and you can't kill for you. If you go and meet someone else killing a donkey, you buy the skin back. Otherwise, it is useless to buy other donkey skins. ”
"Why?"
Zhou Shi was stunned when he heard it: "This is equivalent to bumping into whom, bumping into who's who." But there aren't many donkeys in Beicheng, where can they be touched? ”
"That's your chance."
I said, "You are guilty of sin, and you need this donkey's skin to save your life." Go ahead, it's okay if you don't have a donkey's skin, you can't kill it, you can't let someone else kill it for you, remember, whether you find it or not. You must return to Ippingak before 5 p.m. on July 15. ”
Because the ghost door is wide open after six o'clock, if you don't come back on Monday, you will never come back.
As soon as Zhou Shi heard that his life was at stake, a radish got up and rushed out.
The next day, at about four o'clock in the afternoon of July 15, Zhou Shizhen came back with two skins, threw them on the ground bloodily, and wiped the sweat on his head: "Master, do you think donkey skins are suitable?" ”
I looked at the donkey's skin, which was still steaming, as if it had just been plucked from the donkey.
So he asked Zhou Shi: "Yes, where did you get it?" ”
Zhou Shishi said that he went to the countryside to look for a day, but he didn't find any donkeys.
He searched for a long time to a farmhouse, and happened to meet two donkeys in it. The owner of the farmhouse also told him that the two two donkeys were going to be killed today, and a big customer was coming over to eat donkey meat.
But Zhou Shi was very happy.
But in addition to the joy, there is also a problem - the big customer only came over at 7 o'clock in the evening, and it is July 15 today.
Remembering my words, I must go back before five o'clock in the afternoon.
If you can't buy the donkey's skin before five o'clock, it's useless for the big customer to come at seven o'clock. What's more, at seven o'clock, he was afraid that he had already confessed to the vicinity of the farmhouse.
But Zhou Shi had no other way but to wait.
It's also his luck that is not finished, and his life should not be extinguished.
The big customer who eats donkey meat suddenly came in advance, and said that the friend who made the appointment couldn't come in the evening, so he came first, and asked the owner of the farmhouse to quickly make the donkey work.
Live donkey - the live donkey is fixed, the eater specifies to eat a certain part, the chef peels off the donkey skin, exposes the fresh meat with a knife, slice the meat on the donkey's body, and put it on the table.
Because the meat is still on the donkey's body, this thin slice of meat is delicious.
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However, the scream of the donkey made Zhou Zhou unforgettable, and he secretly swore in his heart that after escaping this catastrophe, he would definitely eat fasting and chant Buddha, and never do anything like stealing chickens and touching dogs again.
"It's good to know."
As soon as I finished speaking, Aunt Zhou also came in, carrying two food boxes on the left and right.
She opened the food box and put it in front of me: "Master, look at it, are these dishes okay?" Uncle Xiao you are talking about, does he like to eat? Why don't I go buy some more? ”
"No, that's enough. Let's prepare something else. ”
I glanced at it, okay, Aunt Zhou has enough money.
Basically, it is a famous hard dish such as Buddha jumping over the wall, and the production work is cumbersome and the dishes are exquisite. There is also a pot of Xinghuacun Fen wine, which should be enough.
When I looked outside, the lights were already on in the market.
I asked Zhou Shi to take off his clothes and wrap the donkey's skin around his body, revealing only his eyes. He also asked Jiang Pingchuan to send Zhou Shi's mother and son to a farther crossroads.
After all, the more desolate the place, the fewer people and the more ghosts.
Jiang Meiyue and I followed.
As soon as I went, I happened to see Aunt Zhou arranging the plate at the intersection and putting chopsticks on the bowl. And Jiang Pingchuan was throwing Zhou Shi, who was wrapped in donkey skin like a zongzi, into the nearby grass.
I went up and told Zhou Shi: "Unless Uncle Xiao comes to eat, don't come out." ”
Zhou Shi was wrapped in donkey skin and couldn't move, and could only blink.
"Aunt Zhou."
I told his mother again: "Wait a minute, if Uncle Xiao really comes, you stop him and invite him to eat." But if he asks you, who gave you this idea, you must not say that it is me, but only say what you think, understand? ”
Aunt Zhou was worried about her son, so she didn't say much and just nodded blindly.
I hid in another bush of grass with Jiang Meiyue and Jiang Pingchuan.
Everything was set up, exactly nine o'clock.
Today is Halloween, and there are fewer people going out.
Everyone was afraid of bumping into their good brothers, so they burned the paper money early and hid home. As far as the eye can see, there are only dim lights and flying paper money at the intersection.
Occasionally, a car passed by and saw Aunt Zhou fiddling with food at the intersection alone, and thought that the ghost of which family came up to eat the sacrifice and was seen by herself.
Scared throttle, ran without a life.
In my hand, in addition to the red gold Ruyi, I also carried a bag of clothes that Zhou Shi had just taken off.
Jiang Meiyue covered her nose and disgusted: "It stinks to death, why are you mentioning it?" ”
"It works."
I couldn't take my eyes off the grass and stared at Aunt Zhou, who was alone at the crossroads: "You'll know later." ”
Aunt Zhou was looking forward to it, looking at the empty streets in a hurry.
Today's Midyear Festival, even the most lively streets are pitiful.
Not to mention the crossroads of this far urban area.
Someone else, not even a dog.
It was quiet and terrible everywhere, except for the confetti flying all over the treetops, not even the sound of insects.
Aunt Zhou originally looked anxious, but now she also showed a suspicious look, as if she was wondering if I was fooling her. Where's anyone coming wow?
Jiang Meiyue also touched me with her elbow: "Shang Lu, the Uncle Xiao you are talking about, are you still coming?" You can't be misremembering the time, right? Don't talk about uncles on the road, there is not even an aunt. ”
"Don't talk nonsense."
I kept my eyes on the intersection for fear of missing it.
waited until eleven o'clock, Jiang Pingchuan was about to fall asleep, and he kept leaning on Jiang Meiyue's shoulder, still not moving.
I can't help but secretly suspect, am I really mistaken? Or is the legend fake, and there is no such person as Uncle Xiao at all?
"Hey, hey, hey! Shang Lu! ”
Jiang Meiyue suddenly slapped me on the shoulder, and her tone began to tremble, as if she was very frightened, and woke Jiang Pingchuan up: "Look at you!" That ......"
I looked in the direction pointed by Jiang Meiyue, and was stunned, this .............................