People have no choice but to be alone or vulgar in this world. - Arthur Schopenhauer, The Wisdom of Life

Facing the muzzle of the pitch-black Beretta 92F pistol, Alyssa Ye nervously grabbed my arm that was delivering the Italian signature espresso to my mouth, and said profusely:

"Shen Wuyue, you are crazy! They are all pointing guns at you, what kind of attitude do you have? Don't want to live anymore? ”

I put down the coffee in my hand without hurrying, pursed my lips, and then glanced at the agent standing beside me, and said lazily:

"The Beretta 92F pistol opening and closing lock action is completed by swinging the locking card up and down to avoid the impact on the projectile when the barrel swings up and down, and now you haven't even adjusted the locking card in place, can people believe that you have killing intent towards me? If you don't want to kill me, put down your gun obediently, and don't pretend to be arrogant when you are in the city. Isn't it, Agent? ”

Hearing my answer, a smile appeared on the lips of the agent who pointed the gun at me, and he put away the gun in his hand, and then his expression returned to solemnity.

"God has no moon, you ...... Are you really not afraid of death? Alyssa shook my arm vigorously and whispered in my ear.

"I'm afraid of death. I'm scared of death. I looked at Ye Jingwen lazily and yawned, "But the standard weight calculation formula for Italian professional soldiers, height -100 (105)±12% is about the average weight of Italian international general professional soldiers aged 35 to 39, the retirement age of Italian agents is 37 years old, not to mention the nasolabial folds that appear slightly on the face of this agent gentleman, according to his height and shoe width, I have used the BMI method to calculate his standard weight from the time he entered the coffee shop, BMI=74/(1.75^2) = 24.1, close to overweight, reaching an age close to the agent's discharge. It would be a waste of resources to want to assassinate an unarmed man like me, and if he didn't come to negotiate with me, it would be a waste of resources to find such a veteran agent instead of a young agent under the age of thirty, who is more physical and energetic. ”

I shook the coffee in my hand, looked lazily at the veteran agent in front of me, and said:

Moreover, Tiran Shengxue only said that each country sent representatives to participate in the competition, but did not say that it was necessary to be born and raised in the country. So, it would not be in the interest of the authorities to kill me without ruling out that I would be able to become an Italian citizen, right? ”

Facing the agent's tense face, I spread my hands, shrugged my shoulders, and said:

"I'm sorry, I'm a little too smart."

After finishing speaking, I picked up the wet wipes on the side, carefully wiped my coffee-stained lips, and said lightly to the trembling waiter:

"Waiter, settle the accounts with these agents. By the way, I was given a coffee takeaway on the open-air terrace of the Brazer Hotel in one hour and thirty-seven minutes. ”

Ye Jingwen looked at me with wide eyes and said:

"An hour and thirty-seven minutes later? Hey, what do you mean by that? Are you sure we'll be there in an hour and thirty-seven minutes? ”

"Absolutely. I can assure you that in one hour and thirty-seven minutes we will be at the Brazer Hotel, and that all the expenses will be reimbursed by Giandelio Gualtieri, the head of the SID of the Italian military intelligence department. I combed my hair, smiled, and said, "Italy's current hottest supermodel Lidia Stallo is enjoying a comfortable sunny life in the pool of the five-star luxury hotel in Rome Braze, judging from her Twitter, her fixed time to enter the pool is 4 pm, and there is still an hour and 37 minutes before that time. I still want to enjoy the view from the open-air balcony looking out over the Roman monuments, the Pantheon and the Colosseum, and watching the beautiful legs of Lidia Stallo as they make a splash. ”

Ye Jingwen was already dumbfounded. But Qin Shuya pursed her lips and smiled, and said:

"What a low-level interesting person."

"It's worthy of Mr. Kamino Moon." The agent on the side had already put away the Beretta 92F pistol in his hand, with thick eyebrows and forsythia. "Unfortunately, given the chaos and traffic congestion in Rome right now, it would be delusional to arrive at the Brazer Hotel in an hour and thirty-seven minutes. And Miss Lidia, of which you speak, must now be ready to flee from Rome. ”

I smiled:

"Not necessarily. Given the current traffic situation, she couldn't escape. As for dropping us off at the Brazer Hotel...... I believe that the SID will not be able to deploy even a military or police helicopter. It's really not going to work, and helicopters from a few terminals will do. Go ahead and prepare. If you don't want Italy to destroy the country in the next mental race, just do it obediently and wait until I am satisfied, you know? ”

The agent leader frowned, but finally he picked up the communicator in his hand, took a few steps back and began to contact headquarters. Although he tried to keep his voice as low as possible, I could still reproduce what he said from his lips. The content is nothing more than the special requirements made by the target object, whether to deal with it urgently, or to temporarily meet the requirements of the other party.

Ye Jingwen ran up to me angrily and grabbed my ear, and whispered in my ear angrily:

"Kan Wuyue, what the hell are you trying to make trouble?! What the hell do you want to do? You...... Are you really going to let us stay in Italy with you? ”

"Ouch, pain, pain, light!" I smiled wickedly while rubbing my ears that were scratched by Ye Jingwen, and said, "Help me rub my shoulders, and I'll tell you, how about it?" Ouch, my shoulders have been a little sore lately...... It is estimated that the suprascapular nerve entrapment caused by jet lag caused by the time difference caused by the time of the investigation of the mastermind of the terrorist attack in Brussels by General Giandelio Gualtieri of the SID in the middle of the night was commissioned by General Giandelio Gualtieri of the SID a while ago......"

"You...... God has no moon, you get out! Hearing my vexatious request, Ye Jingwen suddenly began to stare at her. She squeezed my ear hard, then snorted and smacked me on the shoulder, then walked away with her chest in her arms and no more looking at me.

"I'll help you soften your shoulders, you tell me, okay?" Qin Shuya on the side pursed her lips and smiled, stepped forward with a smile, and pinched my shoulders with her fair and tender soft hands, and said softly.

I looked deeply at Qin Shuya's eyes that were as warm as water, and said with a faint smile:

"Okay."

"Say it." Qin Shuya lowered her head slightly, a soft cherry blossom lip gently close to my ear, and her hands on my shoulders were slightly sent to the wrists, the fingers were curled into a semicircle, and the gestures like playing the piano stickers beat rhythmically, the hand was agile and light, quickly relieving the muscle pressure on my shoulders.

"Yes, the fingertips, the bends of the first, second and metacarpal joints are natural, and to be able to perform Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 3 at such a tempo on my shoulder, you are indispensable for the title of Chopin International Piano Competition." I smiled and gave Qin Shuya a look.

"You guessed it. I was the first prize in the Chopin International Piano Competition. Qin Shuya smiled. Say, I'm curious about everything about you, especially your brain. In my opinion, your brain is as fascinating as a gem. ”

I smiled and said:

"Then I'll tell you...... Participating in international competitions, conquering the world with brain competitions, etc., is just a small goal of mine, and my current interest is to hear the words of the angel who named me after the ice cream to call me 'master'. So, got it? ”

Qin Shuya raised her eyebrows, she pursed her lips and smiled, and said:

"Your ambition is really careless, do you really think that you are the only genius in this world? As you said before, there are many hidden geniuses in this world. ”

"It's just ants, not to mention." I waved my hand lazily and said, "I would even like them to go up together instead of playing at least eight times like they are now." I'm a person who has always sought to keep things simple. ”

After speaking, I slowly stood up, and then poured the coffee in my hand into the face of the agent standing next to me, and the other party was surprised, but before he could react, I had already taken the agent's communicator from his hand, cleared my throat, and said to the person on the other end of the communicator:

"Hi, General Giandelio Gualtieri, won't you not remember my name? What I don't like the most is the timid person who likes to hide behind the scenes and pretend to listen to the government. ”

"How do you know it's me?" There was a bit of shock in the other party's voice.

"As I said, I know the secrets of all the governments of all countries in the world, let alone the famous Italian SID intelligence service. In the case of sudden changes in the international situation, the left and right wings of Italy will not be stupid enough to change generals on the spot, so naturally you, an old qualified intelligence expert, can't be wrong, not to mention the names and glorious deeds of you and your ancestors for eighteen generations, I can recite the names of dozens of core members of several groups under your command. But don't forget, the last time the terrorist who was on drugs was a clue I found for your old man, right? Muslim terrorists who want to blow themselves up don't have the habit of making regular deposits and buying insurance, and taking advantage of this psychological law, it only took me three minutes to find out the whereabouts of the terrorists, and I only charged you 1 million euros for SID labor at a discount, you can't just forget it, right? Or do you want me to settle old scores for you? ”

"Uh...... Mr. Kannatsuki, so you are Mr. A.O? ”

"Remembered? A.O, aboveothers, is one of my tens of thousands of screen names," I said lazily, "So, let's get down to business, I'm going to say one thing in the next five minutes, and you're going to wash my ears and listen to it, because every word I say is enough to make sure that the people of your country can see the sunrise in a month's time." ”

"Is it information about this incident?" The other party asked cautiously.

"No, it's more important information than that." I said lightly. "About the game of God. Then you keep your mouth shut and listen to me while arranging for a military police helicopter, and then I'll tell you during this time. I'm not a patient person. And I want you to be like a soldier obeying an officer's orders, and you must believe 100 percent of what I say next, no matter how ridiculous it may be. ”

I glanced at the old agent who was depressedly wiping his face with my coffee poured over me, and then I said without hurry:

"Now that angel is going to hold a brain game, which is nothing more than a selection of candidates for a larger game called the God Game, I want you to believe absolutely every word I say next......"

So, for the next five minutes, I explained in the most concise and quick way the general across from the communicator about my participation in the game of God and the rules of the game of God.

“…… I've already made it clear. Next, I will give you a place in the team, and at that time, if you look in the direction of the sky, you will naturally be able to know whether my words are true or false. ”

"The direction of the sky?" The general had not yet recovered from what I had told him beyond the norm, but I had mentally given him one of the places in God's game. Of course, as a price, I temporarily kicked Ye Jingwen out of the team. Ye Jingwen, who didn't know anything, still squeezed her eyebrows and stared at me, looking at me blankly, completely unaware of what was going on.

A minute later, the answer I wanted came from the other end of the communicator:

"See. I take your word for it. ”

"See the double tetrahedron, huh?" I stuffed the strawberries I had plucked from the waiter's cake in my mouth and said, "Then send a helicopter to pick me up." ”

"Helicopters? It's not like you can use it if you can use it......"

"Oh, the moment your agents walked in the door, I already posted my identity and address all over the Internet, and I think if you don't act quickly, I don't know how many underground organizations that want to win the brain game will rush to kill me before you do. If I die, you know the consequences, right? ”

"This ...... I'll arrange a helicopter! After a brief moment of stunned, the other party's tone instantly changed from sincerity to anxiety, "Please give the communicator to Carter, and before that, I will let them keep you safe the whole time!" ”

This attitude...... I like it. I licked my lips and said, "Isn't it okay to start like this?" ”

"That's it." I threw the communicator in my hand to the old agent with the smell of coffee on the side, and then sat back down at the coffee table under his hidden angry gaze, and Ye Jingwen on the side was already dumbfounded. And Qin Shuya, O.B and others smiled bitterly.

"It's really like yours." Qin Shuya smiled bitterly and said again and again. "Megalomaniac." As she spoke, the smile on Qin Shuya's face became even thicker.

"As I said, I like to keep things simple. I'm a person who doesn't like to waste opportunity costs. lest in the future, I will not forget the sunk cost. ”

Qin Shuya gently rubbed my shoulder, the four fingers of her left hand were tightened, and the fingers of her right hand were knitted together with the fingers of her left hand, and then she rubbed my shoulders and said with a light smile:

"I just like your arrogant personality."

I knocked on my neck and said:

"The third and fifth fingers of the left hand are on the top, the second and fourth fingers are below, and then quickly change the fingers, so that the second and fourth fingers are on the top, and the third and fifth fingers are on the bottom, this kneading technique is very professional, and women can't do it without an ex-boyfriend who has trained them, and it's not the first time you've said this to me."

Qin Shuya gently tapped my left shoulder and said:

"It's really bad, just debunk other people's stories, but what...... And because of that, I like you even more. You have Nietzsche's madness in you. I just like sane madmen like you. ”

Hearing Qin Shuya's words, I could clearly feel that Ye Jingwen's eyes on the side flashed with hostile electric sparks.

I turned my head and glanced at Qin Shuya gently, and then said:

"Please, do me a favor."

"Huh?" Qin Shuya blinked.

"Buy me something." I said softly.

"What is it?" Qin Shuya asked curiously.

"Hmm...... An alarm clock, a laptop, a medical brainwave scanner. I said lightly, "There are some wires." I'll transfer the money to you. ”

Ye Jingwen couldn't help but say on the side:

"What are you buying these things for?"

I smiled, patted Ye Jingwen's shoulder, and said:

"Would you believe me if I said I could use it to make a time machine?"

"Huh?" Ye Jingwen furrowed her eyebrows.

"Forget it," I snapped my fingers and hooked the corners of my lips at Ye Jingwen, "When I make the time machine, you will naturally know." Little Wenwen. ”

"Little, little Wenwen?" Ye Jingwen was furious, her hands clenched into fists and her fingerbones pressed against my temples, "Who are you talking about Xiao Wenwen, Shen Wuyue?!" ”

"Okay, okay, can't I say it wrong...... Violent female ...... "I reluctantly changed my words and surrendered.

"What?! Violent woman again?! God, nothing, moon! You repeat! Hearing my habitual address to her, Ye Jingwen's anger went up a level.

Ye Jingwen's high voice pierced my eardrums vibrate, I couldn't help frowning and rubbing my ears, while Agent Carter on the side reminded with a calm face:

"The military and police helicopters are expected to arrive within fifteen minutes, so don't worry."

"It won't take more than twelve minutes and forty seconds." I said lightly, "The fastest can be dispatched is the military and police helicopter for first aid, the average police dispatch speed in Rome is five minutes, regardless of priority, even if the police are dispatched within five minutes, considering the average speed of the military and police helicopters in the past emergency operations, according to the straight-line distance and today's wind speed, it only takes seven minutes and forty seconds to arrive." ”

"Uh......" Agent Carter paused.

I clapped my hands, ignored Ye Jingwen's noise in my ears, looked at the others on the side, and said:

"Well, except for the host of the last competition, Mr. Nietzsche, don't say. At present, there are four players from China, South Korea, Germany and the United States, and it is clear that the Italian government, which thinks it is smart, will definitely try its best to block any access to the sea, airports and road transportation routes, and it will be even more difficult for you to return to your own country. ”

William smiled and held his chin, and said unhurriedly:

"Since you are not in a hurry, Mr. Shen Wuyue, then we are naturally not anxious either. We may have a place in our own country, but as your former underdogs, we may not be as valued as you are. For us, we don't have to worry too much about personal safety. ”

I nodded and said:

"In that case, then, just follow me for the time being."

Tang Chuhong smiled playfully on the side:

"Of course we're following you, Captain God, in the last competition, you were the captain of our Chinese team. Now that I'm in a different place, I can rely on you, the big brother. ”

Twelve minutes and forty seconds later, an Italian military police AW139 helicopter slowly landed in the open space outside the coffee shop, and I yawned while rubbing Ye Jingwen's sore ears, and walked in the direction of the helicopter under the full protection of the three agents. Although the AW139 helicopter can carry 15 people, out of concern for my life, there are four additional Italian professional police officers in the helicopter.

Officers in sunglasses escorted the doors on either side, while I stepped into the helicopter hatch with my hands in my pockets.

Agent Carter said to me:

"Mr. Kamino Tsuki, General Gualtieri has been waiting for you in the bureau for a long time."

I slowly turned my head to look at the agent and said:

"I seem to have said that I'm going to the Brazer Hotel."

Agent Carter said:

"However, given the current situation, a place like the Brazer Hotel cannot protect intelligence and your personal safety, and we must take the safest measures possible."

I looked displeased and said:

"You're not smart. It's a scam. ”

Agent Carter smiled and said:

"Scams, this is an introductory course for agents."

Seeing that Ye Jingwen, Qin Shuya and Tang Chuhong all got on the helicopter one after another, I also stretched my waist and said:

"Then I'll have a showdown. When I made an appointment for coffee takeaway, I wrote a note with coffee by the way, and gave it to the guy who delivered the food from the coffee shop from under the table, along with the dinner plate, and delivered the 'book' to the Brazer Hotel. If I don't get to the hotel, the guy will take care of the book. And I also asked the young man to deliver four coffees on the note, all in different locations, and you won't be able to catch up without any manpower. ”

Agent Carter's muscles twitched, and he hurriedly said to the four police officers on the side:

"Go and chase them back!! Fast! ”

The four police officers had a convulsion of their muscles, and they hurried back in the direction of the coffee shop under the instructions of Agent Carter, while I laughed, and suddenly a brisk step rushed into the door of the helicopter, pulled the door of the helicopter as fast as possible, and then rushed directly to the rear of the helicopter pilot, the moment the pilot heard the movement and turned his head, I picked up the flash of the mobile phone and shone it in his eyes, so that he couldn't open his eyes, and the next moment, I quickly pulled out the pistol on his waist and pointed it at his head, Road:

"Hijacking."

"You're ......!" The driver's face was shocked.

After speaking, I didn't wait for the driver to make more movements, and shot him directly in the left and right arms, which did not break his hands, but shot his muscles and outer flesh.

"I'm sorry, I didn't break your hand, but it won't be good, after today, take a long vacation, go to the hospital for half a month, in this half a month, just be honest, don't play bed games with your girlfriend."

The driver's expression was already crying, and I directly knocked him out of the driver's seat, beckoning to Nietzsche, Wilhelm, and O.B behind me. When the helicopter started, the door of the helicopter was opened, and Agent Carter tried to enter the hatch, and I shot it in the direction of the hatch with my backhand, but it hit the door panel, and sparked, but scared Agent Carter out of the hatch, and then, the helicopter was already two meters above the ground, like an eagle that had broken free from its cage, and rose towards the sky, while the Nietzsche couple took the opportunity to throw the injured helicopter pilot down, and then closed the hatch.

"Shen Wuyue, you've done a really nice job." O.B was excited.

I shrugged my shoulders and said:

"Little case."

And Ye Jingwen and Tang Chuhong on the side were already dumbfounded, but Qin Shuya still had a helpless wry smile of "I knew it would be like this".

"Where do we go next?" Qin Shuya asked.

"Send O.B to the German embassy, send Wilhelm to the U.S. embassy, go to the Brazer Hotel halfway to admire the beautiful legs of supermodel Lidia Stallo, and then we'll ...... Go to the Chinese Embassy. ”

Nietzsche smiled slightly and said:

"I see, under the protection of Tiran Holy Snow, every embassy is equivalent to the territory of every country, and it is absolutely safe, right? I didn't expect you to think of this method to guarantee security, using the principle of the inviolability of the embassy's land to protect your own security and get rid of the Italian government...... You're still a patriot at heart. ”

"Oh, no, no, no, I just wanted to see Lidia's long legs, and by the way, I went on a date with the maid Tiran Shengxue, I didn't think about it that much." I was flying the helicopter and lazily on the road. "As for helping China or Italy, it purely depends on my mood and the conditions they offered, which makes me unhappy."