I can't help but think of the ambiguous picture that came soon after.

The dim room was lit with warm lights, and there were only two people, Yan Wushuang and me. Her clothes are half-distangled, her crisp ~ breasts are looming, her beautiful eyes are blurred, and she is full of affection, she is extremely provocative, sucking her fingers, biting her lower lip, and swaying her flawless sexy body next to the steel pipe.

Pole dancing is the prelude, after the dance she will twist her waist to come to me, gently remove her panties, push me in, untie my wide clothes, and her delicate and soft little mouth will kiss me everywhere and every ......

Then she went from touching me to removing the press, leaving only touching, and then to touching each other, and then to ......

Oops, I'll go, saliva flowed out.

I slammed the stream hard.

The old lady was so kind-hearted that she asked, "Young man, are you hungry?" I haven't eaten breakfast yet. ”

I had black lines all over my head: "Grandma, I've eaten it." I came here today mainly to understand the situation, and I don't mean anything else. You see, if it's convenient, can you let me meet the master? ”

The old lady hesitated and said, "Officer, I know you don't believe this. But my old couple really met their daughter. As a parent, I hope you can understand. Please don't disturb the master, we hope that he will send my daughter a smooth reincarnation. ”

Me: "Grandma, I'll tell you the truth, I believe in these things. When I saw the master, I didn't want to stop him, I asked him for help with something. Don't worry, I'll be watching from the sidelines and will never interject. ”

The old lady hesitated, but finally nodded.

She opened the door and let me in.

In the living room, there is an incense altar, a yellow-clothed golden-crowned Taoist priest, stepping on cloud boots, holding a copper coin sword in one hand and a soul-detaining bell in the other, but it looks decent.

I promised the old lady that after I went in, I would never bother.

But when I saw this priest, I couldn't help but be angry.

Hehe......

It's really not like they don't get together.

This Taoist priest is none other than Daoist Jia who was bought by Che Qian a few days ago and wanted to assassinate the twin sisters with evil magic!

Daoist Jia was like a monkey, jumping around exaggeratedly, still chanting words in his mouth, humming and chirping, and he didn't know what to read. In the end, the copper coin sword pointed sharply to the west, shouting: "The ghost sends to listen to the order, let it go all the way, there is an orphan girl Fang Yongqing today, who died unjustly in the world, when the trial is exempted, good and evil are equal, quickly go to the Nai He Bridge, drink a bowl of Meng Po boiled, and put it into the reincarnation well......"

For a while, the wind blew, and the phantoms of the people in the room shook, and there were more than a dozen.

They were all ghosts with tall hats and white or black.

Those ghosts were almost at Daoist Jia's luggage one by one.

And among the ghosts, there is a woman, it should be Fang Yongqing, puff knelt on the ground, first kowtowed to her parents a few times, and then bowed to Jia Daoshi three times and nine times: "Thank you for your great mercy and compassion, Mr. Taoism is profound, if it weren't for you overtaking me, I'm afraid I would have to go to the eighteenth layer of hell to be punished." Great kindness, I will be a cow and a horse in the next life, thank you. ”

Daoist Jia hadn't noticed me yet, so he couldn't do it, he gently stroked his mustache, squinted his eyes and shook his head: "Cultivators, accumulate virtue and do good, this is the order of heaven and the heart rhythm, you go quickly, what are you doing cattle and horses?" In the next life, you will be reincarnated in a powerful family, and you will have a healthy life, no illness or disaster, and there will be no unjust death in this life......"

I frowned, vaguely feeling that something was wrong.

Yin!

A dozen yin to bet on a ghost?

Besides, why is the ghost qi so weak in this yin body?

I secretly pinched the law and lightly touched my forehead, opening my yin and yang eyes.

Looking at this, Master, I almost pounced on and beat Daoist Jia to death.

Where's the difference? It's clearly just a dozen little ghosts.

That Fang Yongqing is not Fang Yongqing, just an ordinary female ghost.

I thought I had met some real master, but it turned out to be the sharp-beaked monkey's cheeks who were abducted!

I didn't expose him on the spot, the old couple had just experienced the pain of losing their daughter, and now if they knew that Daoist Jia was a liar, they would definitely be even more sad. Daoist Jia did this, and it was good to give them psychological comfort.

The old couple burst into tears, waved at their daughter, cried and grabbed the ground, and watched their "daughter" and more than a dozen "ghosts" disappear.

Daoist Jia finally opened his eyes and said, "Two laymen, although your daughter has already gone to the underworld, there are many checkpoints along the way, and you need to pay a lot, so prepare more money, leave it to me, and I will help you deal with the aftermath." ”

The old lady hurriedly pushed the old man beside her.

The old man was wearing reading glasses, and he looked like an honest man, handed over a file bag, and was grateful: "Thank you master for your help, there are 60,000 here, and the extra 10,000 is for you to give some gratitude......"

Daoist Jia: "How can this be?" We are cultivators, and money is something outside of our body, so how can this master collect your money? ”

He finally stopped pretending to be a superior and stopped holding his head high with his back to us, but when he turned around and saw me, he had a wonderful expression on his face.

At first, he looked confused, then embarrassed, and finally smiled, his waist couldn't stand up straight, and he didn't touch his beard anymore, nodding his head: "Little brother, when did you come?" ”

I said coldly: "Grandma, this Taoist is a master. He has said that for those who cultivate the Tao, money and wealth are things outside the body. If you covet money, you will be punished by God, and if you give him money, it will harm him, so put it away. Daoist Jia, you say, is this what I am talking about? ”

Daoist Jia nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes...... That's right! This little brother is very right. If you give me money, you will harm me. ”

The old lady hesitated and nodded: "Okay, this 10,000 yuan, we will take it back." But you must accept the 50,000. After all, Xiaoqing Huangquan Road, all the way, you still need to worry about it. ”

I sneered and looked at Daoist Jia.

Jia Daoshi tried his best to shirk it: "No, no, no! I suddenly sounded, the bull head and horse noodles are my good friends, and black and white impermanence often drinks with me. What else do you need to do about this little thing? I'll just help you get it done. ”

After comforting the old couple, Daoist Jia and I walked out.

As soon as he got out of the elevator, this old boy ran away!

I caught up with him in three steps, kicked him in the ass, and scolded, "Do you still have a little conscience? People's daughters died, one corpse and two lives, and now there are only lonely old people left, and you still cheat them out of their money? ”

Daoist Jia smiled awkwardly: "Little brother is angry, angry, isn't this also for the sake of eating." ”

Me: "Huh...... Eat a mouthful of food, right, your request is very simple, I happen to know the police, and now I will call and lock you up for the rest of your life, and from now on, you will not have to worry about eating and drinking. How nice! ”

I took out my phone and prepared to call Yan Wushuang.

Daoist Jia hurriedly crawled over, hugged my thighs all of a sudden, and cried with a handful of noses and tears: "Little brother, you can spare me this time." I have an eighty-year-old mother and a child waiting to be fed, and if I go to prison, they won't survive. ”

Eighty mother? A child waiting to be fed?

Why don't you exaggerate that? Can you make up nonsense to make up a normal point?

I think the existence of Daoist Jia can definitely lower the average IQ in this world by a large margin.

Coming out of the mountains, I have met stupid people, I have met people who pretend to be smart, but I have never met him who carries forward the spirit of comic to the extreme.

I was still a little unhappy in my heart, but suddenly it occurred to me that although Daoist Jia was funny, this product was still a bit of a doorway.

I can't use the "Six Paths and Ten Directions Soul Conjuring Technique" in "Qishu Ghost Sutra", but it doesn't mean that other Taoist sects don't have similar techniques.

I asked, "Can you summon Fang Yongqing's soul?" ”

Daoist Jia was stunned for a moment, his face changed suddenly, he looked around, nervous, and whispered: "Little brother, Fang Yongqing's soul can't be recruited!" ”