I walked around this neighborhood and didn't see a flower shop, so I thought about it, it was probably this "cactus shop".

I approached the cactus shop, where there was an incense burner, and there were many incense burners next to it, and a yin and yang diagram hung on the wall.

"Yo, isn't this a Taoist temple? Cactus sellers have learned the way? I muttered in confusion.

I knocked on the door for a long time, and no one came out to open the door, but it shouldn't be, if this person is not inside, how can the door be locked inside? ”

At this time, a middle-aged man's voice came out of the room:

"! Playing chicken at this level? Let's eat little cocks, they're all elementary school students, it's miserable for Lao Tzu! ”

When I heard these words in the house, I was immediately petrified on the spot, am I here for a cactus shop, or a Taoist temple? Or did you go to an Internet café?

At this time, the door creaked and opened on its own......

I walked into the room, and as soon as I entered, I saw a man sitting in front of the computer with headphones on, and the keyboard was also clicked by him.

On the wall behind the computer, there is a couplet that reads:

"Punch the drooling dog."

The following couplet writes:

"Kick the ground into a box of pigs."

Horizontal batch: "Chicken King"

Seeing this scene, I suddenly felt that I had come to the wrong place, what kind of is this, it is clearly a middle-aged single uncle who has fallen into the poison of online games!

"! In just two minutes, I was left with a team of four people, and I couldn't play!! The middle-aged man cursed, angrily took off the headphones and threw them on the computer desk, and as soon as he got up, I saw the little shorts he was wearing with SpongeBob SquarePants printed on them......

Of course, he saw me at the same time.

"Who are you kid? How did you get in? The man, who had a beard and was as thin as a monkey, looked at me suspiciously and asked.

"I ...... I'm here looking for someone. I looked at him a little weak, after all, I was an introgress and didn't take advantage of it.

"What? Who to look for? The man's tone was a little impatient.

"Inside, I'm looking for Ma Weiqi and Xiaobai."

"You tell me, are they causing trouble again, how much money do you want is thirty or fifty, and I can't afford to pay them for it." The man pursed his lips and said.

As soon as I heard this, Ma Weiqi and Xiaobai were such unreliable people, they turned around and were about to leave.

At this time, the door suddenly opened, and two people with contrasting figures walked in, the one who walked in front was Ma Weiqi, and the other one was naturally Xiaobai.

Seeing this man, Ma Weiqi and Xiaobai knelt down one after another, and shouted in their mouths, "Master." ”

When the man saw the two of them like this, he went up and scolded one person with one brain, and scolded in his mouth: "You two little rabbit cubs, what did you do to Lao Tzu again!?" ”

Ma Weiqi looked at Xiaobai Nunu and motioned for Xiaobai to say, Xiaobai looked at the man, he smirked a few times, and said: "Master, you forgot again, this is the person you pinched your fingers last night to calculate that you were going to hit the ghost, and you also said that he was a Douyin anchor, what is his name, Fan Boy." ”

After hearing this, the man patted his head, as if he suddenly realized, "Oh~~~." He turned his head to look at me again, looked at me carefully, and asked me, "The first anchor of Douyin Spirit, Fan Boy, right?" ”

"Yes." I nodded solemnly, this man is really unbelievable to me, just by pinching my fingers, I can know when I hit a ghost, and I can also know my occupation.

"Well, call me the Master of the Ape Gate." The master of the ape door said that, went to the house, and after a while, he walked out wearing a yellow robe, with elegant footwork, blurred eyes, messy hairstyle, and unshaven beard......

But what makes me curious is why there is a "Nike" logo on the left chest of his robe? After thinking about it, it is estimated that my mind can't keep up, and this robe has also been imported.

"I've always liked the short videos you made, and the places you go to are indeed haunted places, but you can't touch them when you go." The ape master said this to me.

"Why?" I asked.

I was really suspicious of this, I went to all the haunted places, why I didn't come across them once.

The master of the ape door first glanced at me, straightened up, and then said:

"The master of this sect cultivates himself and practices in the door, and if there is no incense money, please do not disturb."

Hearing his words, I stood behind him, and I wanted to kick him in the ass at that time, so that he could know why the flowers were so red, this person could be used as a body armor, obviously eating chicken in the house, but he said that he was cultivating himself, and he didn't want to be embarrassed.

But there is no way, who let us ask for help, quickly took out a few red banknotes from his pocket and handed them over:

"This is the incense money for the Taoist temple, the money is not much, and it is also a piece of my heart."

"You...... You see...... You see you're coming, why are you so polite?! Vulgar or not? When the heart arrives, it will be done! The main thing is the mind! The ape door master spoke, but in his hand he put the banknote handed by Fang Qian into his pocket.

"Come on, come in, come in and drink tea, hey, slow down, the steps are a bit high......"

I was stunned when I saw the changes in the front and back of this ape sect master.

After following the ape door master inside, the ape door master said.

"The eight-character numerology of your birth is a rare person who opens the yang, and the person who opens the sun has the heaviest yang, and there are no ghosts and gods everywhere you go. But starting from the seventh day of the lunar calendar this year, that is, yesterday, your birth and birth numerology has been tampered with and you have become the one who opens the yin, that is, the person who is most likely to hit ghosts. ”

After listening to the words of the ape sect master, I was a little shocked, who is so lacking in virtue? Tampered with my birth numerology, now it's good, I can see ghosts everywhere.

"Door master, is there a way for you to change my birth date back?" I asked, in a cold sweat.

The ape master touched his stubble and said, "Why change it?" Isn't that in line with your identity as a supernatural anchor? ”

As soon as I think of what happened yesterday, my heart still shuddered, pregnant little girl, disgusting female ghost, I don't want to live like this for the rest of my life, otherwise I will be scared to death before I am killed by a ghost.

"No, no, no, this, it's too crazy, you better help me change it back."

The ape sect master shook his head and said, "Forgive me, my Taoism is not enough, it is a great power to change the numerology of your birthday, and I can't change it back." ”

I thought this meant asking for money, so I took out a few red bills from my pocket, but I didn't think about it, the ape door master didn't raise his eyelids, it seemed that there was really nothing he could do.

"But ······"

As soon as I heard it, there was a play!