Ye Jingwen was stunned for a moment and said:

"That's right...... But why don't you go back to your country? If you can represent China, you will be very happy at home, right? ”

I glanced at Ye Jingwen with a smile and said:

"Miss Ye, you are too naïve. If I go back to China, then I will just be a tool to work hard for the government. The conditions offered by the state may be very good, but the dominance may not be in my hands. The composition of the team, the arrangement of the competition, and the layout of the country are all controlled by the state apparatus and not in my hands. But in a small place like the Vatican, that's easy to do. ”

Ye Jingwen's eyebrows jumped, she gently stroked the long hair on the side of her ear, sighed, and said:

"I'm so desperate for you. Do you just not believe in your homeland? ”

"No, no, no, don't be mistaken, Miss Ye, it's not that you don't believe in the motherland. Rather......" I slowly turned my head, looked at Ye Jingwen with a calm gaze, and said indifferently, "I don't trust anyone. For a smart person like me who likes to call myself a high-functioning anti-social personality – others are hell. ”

Like an electric shock, Ye Jingwen's whole person was stunned in place, and there seemed to be a faint movement of water and fire in her eyes.

"Don't trust anyone...... So, you don't believe me, do you? Ye Jingwen looked at me expressionlessly and said.

"No," I shook my head and smiled, "of course I believe you. Because how can humans be so stupid as you, in my eyes, you are just a cute little rabbit. ”

As I spoke, I looked up to the sky and laughed.

"God-nothing-moon!" Hearing my answer, Ye Jingwen clenched her hands, stood on tiptoe, and jumped like thunder, but the corners of her mouth showed a trace of arc that she didn't know whether to be angry or laughing.

Fifteen minutes later, we arrived at the Sistine Chapel. And Ye Jingwen couldn't help but ask me:

"Obviously, they have a special car to pick us up, why do you have to leave?"

"Stupid." I couldn't help but glance at Ye Jingwen and said, "If there are Italian spies among these people, do you think they will be so obedient and obedient to take us all the way to the Pope and the bishop?" ”

"This ......" Ye Jingwen was suddenly speechless.

"So, use your brains more." I glanced at Ye Jingwen and tapped my temples, "Others are hell." ”

When we arrived at the Sistine Chapel, the Pope, the Papal Acolyte, and the Bishop of Hauerch were already waiting for us in the Vice-Hall.

"See Priest." Facing the current pope, I smiled and saluted, but only shook hands, not knelt. Traditionally, when meeting a bishop or pope, one kneel down on one knee and kiss the ring on the pope's right hand, which symbolizes divine authority, which is called a symbol of "parental authority." Alyssa Ye hurriedly followed me to meet the Pope, and she didn't know the Catholic etiquette, she looked extremely cramped.

"Mr. Kanatsuki, I've finally waited for you." The Pope put away the twisted staff in his hand, and looked up and down with deep eyes on his seemingly kind old face, "I've heard your story. You are welcome to the Holy Land and choose to take refuge in the arms of God. ”

I smiled and said:

"I also feel a great honor to be a part of the Holy Land. But IMHO, Father, the time is looming, and there is no point in spending too much time sifting through useless players. ”

The Pope smiled and said:

"I believe in your talents, God has no moon. And you have expressed your faithfulness. However, I have a small question that I want to test you, and as you have the title of the world's number one wise man, I don't think it will be difficult. ”

I smiled and blinked:

"Father, please."

The Pope thought for a moment, then suddenly winked at me and smiled:

"Hmm...... Here's the problem: I have a friend who lives in the countryside and every year swallows come to his bird's nest under the eaves of his house to give birth. One day, my friend suddenly asked me, how do I know that this year's swifts are last year's swifts or their cubs? If this year's swift is not last year's, then, where will it nest? Clever Mr. Kanatsuki, I would very much like to hear if a smart person like you can answer my friend's doubts. The premise of the problem is that you can't touch the swifts, you can't hurt them, you can only observe them from a distance. But my friend didn't have the ability to know what every swift looked like, and he had forgotten what last year's swift looked like. ”

I smiled and said:

"Dear Father, I could give hundreds of answers to this question. If you answer in a scientific way, you can do DNA identification by distinguishing the droppings of this year's swifts from those of last year's swifts. Of course, I know you don't like such an answer. Another linguistic answer is that this year's swift must be last year's swift, because when you asked me a question, Father, you used the plural when you mentioned 'this year's swift' and 'last year's swift', so from the perspective of class, you have linguistically admitted that this year's swift and last year's swift are both 'swifts', and you have answered your own question. By telling me that you don't have the ability to distinguish between each swift, you are deliberately using individuals to induce me to avoid thinking of swifts as a complex set of numbers. ”

The Pope still had a faint kind smile on his face, and there was no emotional fluctuation in his deep eyes.

I laughed and continued:

"But I don't think you'll like the answer either. So my third answer comes from the Old Testament, which says, 'Blessed should we be like swallows dwelling in the temple and finding nests in it.'" So, swallows never nest outside of the temple, and this year's swift will inevitably be last year's. ”

At last the Pope burst into a natural and cheerful laugh, and his eyes gradually arched:

"Mr. Kannatsuki, you are the only person I know who has answered this question. I have decided that from this moment on, you will be a citizen of the Holy Land, and at the same time, the only representative of our Holy Land. ”

"Thank you, Father." I smiled.

The Pope narrowed his eyes at me, then stepped forward and whispered:

"I would very much welcome you to join us in the Holy Land, but...... Mr. Kannatsuki, I would like to hear from you. What is the real purpose of your joining us at the Vatican? What are your other wishes besides your beliefs? What is your purpose from the point of view of mortal interests? The probability of surviving in the Vatican is much smaller than if you were in China. I believe in your piety, but I need to get a reason from your mouth to convince others. ”

I smiled and said:

"Father, you should know that you'd rather be a chicken head than a phoenix tail, right? In my country, I am just an ordinary player representing the country, just a tool at the behest of the country, and for them, I should contribute. But here, I get status and identity, and power. Father, it is not without my requirements to join the Vatican, I want you to appoint me as a cardinal, if I win the game, the Vatican's territory expands, I want to be able to choose the country I like at will, to become its supreme leader, and at the same time, I want to have your succession...... I am a man with a thirst for power and ambition. ”

The Pope's eyes narrowed even tighter, and he gently lifted the round-rimmed glasses on his old face, and then said:

"Mr. Kamino Tsuki...... I didn't like this answer very much, but ...... But it can barely be said. From now on, then, you are the youngest bishop in the city. ”

"It's a great honor." The corners of my mouth curled slightly.

After attending an emergency meeting of the Holy See, Alyssa and I were transported to the Papal Palace in the north of Vatican City. The Papal Palace is extravagant and heavily guarded.

As soon as she entered the Pope's dormitory, Ye Jingwen's gaze never left the ceiling, the four walls and even the floor tiles.

"Wow, is this the Pope's bedchamber? It's so luxurious! Ye Jingwen was full of praise, "When I looked at it outside, it felt like a wooden stake, but I didn't expect it to be so big and luxurious inside." ”

Indeed, the Papal Residence is decorated with blue and colorful painted frescoes, which is the most warm and humane room in the entire Papal Palace, which is not at all comparable to ordinary star hotels. The exquisite Italian frescoes left by the papal period of Avignon, the hunting pictures painted during the time of Clermont VI are extremely exquisite, and the walls are not only the motifs of pond fishing and hunting season, but also the legs of a deer bitten by dogs, and the restored complete picture of a stag. In the cold style of Gothic, it exudes a unique humanistic warm color atmosphere.

"Mr. Kamino Moon, Miss Ye, please take a good rest. All communications here are blocked, please command me if there is anything you need. After leaving these words, the guards of the Papal Palace closed the white, gilded-edged solid wood door, turned and retreated out of the chambers.

Ye Jingwen excitedly grabbed my arm and said:

"Are we really going to stay in this place tonight? Is it really good? ”

But before Ye Jingwen's words were finished, I said to her lightly:

"Follow me to the bathroom."

Ye Jingwen was stunned for a moment, then her face suddenly turned red, she shook off my hand, and said:

"What for! What do you want to do? ”

"Of course it's sex." I'm straight to the point.

Ye Jingwen was startled, but I didn't wait for her to say anything, so I ran her towards the bathroom in the dormitory, Ye Jingwen refused very much along the way, but I covered her mouth tightly.

I pulled Ye Jingwen into the bathroom until I let go of the hand covering her lips.

"What are you doing! Rogue! Dirty! Scum! Pervert, you! Ye Jingwen shouted angrily.

But I just laughed, then turned around and sighed lightly on the mirror of the bathroom, and then wrote on the mist of the mirror:

"There were no less than forty bugs in the room. All the pen and paper are limited, and they are monitoring our every move. Be smart and cooperate with me. ”

After writing this line and showing it to Ye Jingwen, I immediately wiped the text clean, and then deliberately moaned loudly:

"Oh, dear you, you're so good! I just like the way you want to refuse and welcome! ”