I thought about these annoying things and didn't fall asleep until three in the morning.

The next day, I slept until noon, got up and washed, and took the bus to the Baizhifang community.

As soon as I walked to the door of the cactus shop, I heard the shouting and scolding of the ape door owner.

"This is the third one, why am I the only one online, this is a four-row, not a single-row!!"

I pushed open the glass door of the cactus shop and saw Xiaobai sitting on the ground, placing cacti in pots and basins.

"Hey, hey, hey, you're here." When Xiaobai saw me, he stood up from the ground and greeted me.

Ma Weiqi came out of it at this time, saw me and said, "You have to wait, Master has to scold for a while." ”

"I can also see that the ape master is very busy." I smiled awkwardly.

"I'm not busy." A very badly beaten face poked out of the room.

"Master."

"Master."

Ma Weiqi and Xiaobai said respectfully in unison.

The ape door turned on the main face and said, "Well, Xiaobai, sit down." ”

Xiaobai hurriedly brought me a stool.

The ape door master said sharply: "Kneel! ”

I looked at Ma Weiqi and Xiaobai, did these two do something wrong again,

But neither of them was moved, and both eyes were locked on me.

That's when I realized that I was talking about me.

It seems that the master of the ape sect is ready to accept me as an apprentice.

I snapped and knelt on the ground and said loudly, "Master is above, be worshiped by the apprentice!" ”

A hint of satisfaction crossed the corner of the ape master's eyes, "Well, you're very good at getting things done, much better than these two nerds." ”

"You come into the house with me, let's worship the ancestor master, you two, stay here and sell cacti."

With that, the ape door master walked into the back room, and I quickly got up and followed the ape door master into the back room.

The Ape Master took me to a black-and-white portrait of the man dressed exactly like the Ape Master, with the Nike logo on his chest.

"This is my master, and I am also your grandfather, Musang Zhenren, and one of the six famous masters, you know what happened sixty years ago."

"I don't know." I shook my head and replied.

Master sneered, as if laughing at me for not knowing, and then pretended to know a lot of big things, and said: "Sixty years ago, in the early days of reform and opening up, buildings were being built and a lot of cemeteries were pushed, but there were strange incidents in some cemeteries, work stoppages for no reason, strange deaths of workers, machines always breakdown, etc., etc., etc., at this time, the state spent a lot of money to invite six great people from all over the world, Dao, Buddha, Dragon Sect, Tiger Sect, Yin Gate, and a mysterious person. ”

"Then Master, what do you mean, it's Musang Zhenren who we're going to the Yin Gate."

"That's right, although we are the most mysterious sect except for that mysterious person, we are the most powerful sect."

"Master, how many people are there in total?" I asked expectantly, it seems that our door is very powerful, and there should be a large number of people.

"Well, the number of people is not a problem, the important thing is the quality."

"How many are you, Master?"

"Add four of you." Master said indifferently.

At this time, a message popped up on Master's computer Steam, and he casually threw me a disc after seeing it, and said, "Go and have a look, Peach Wood Sword will let Xiaobai get one for you from the warehouse, take a good look at the disc and learn swordsmanship." ”

Then he brought a headset and shouted: "Dead pig's trotters, hurry up, let's unite our two swords, the world is invincible, and we will win by eating chicken." ”

After I went out, Ma Weiqi said to me: "Prepare, Xiaobai will take you to find death and ask for money." ”

"Death for money? Who is the money to die? What are you looking for him?" I asked Ma Weiqi suspiciously.

"At that time, the master said that your numerology was tampered with, so it was easy to hit ghosts, but I analyzed it later, and it was also possible that those two girls were conjuring ghosts, so the master said let me take the three of you to the death money to calculate it."

Xiaobai smiled and said: "Hey, hey, hey, it's the master's rival to die for money, self-proclaimed dead and alive, nicknamed dead for money, he is better at fortune-telling than the master, that time they bet to guess the color of the girl's underwear... ”

"Shut up! That's what you said. Ma Weiqi heard Xiaobai ask for money for death, and his long hair was about to stand up. It can well be imagined...

Master must have guessed wrong!

I called Zhao Zizi and said that I would take her and Bai Lan to tell her fortune, this time her attitude was no longer angry, and told me that she and Bai Lan were at her house, and there was a dinner party at home today, and I didn't force it, so I had to go by myself.

Without much thought, Xiaobai directly took me to a seven-star hotel in the Lama Temple in Sijiu City.

Without waiting for me to ask, Xiao Bai introduced himself: "This death is called Xiao Ming, remember, it's not Xiao Ming, he is most annoying that others joke with him with primary school textbooks, don't touch him, and this person asks for a very high price, I don't know how much it is, but you see, he has always come to tell fortunes from people who live in seven-star presidential suites, you should know what kind of character this is." ”

Cut, do you want money, you want to die, even the money for food is almost gone, pay back the money?

I followed Xiaobai up to the 19th floor, which is also the highest floor of this seven-star hotel, got off the elevator, and walked to the end of the stairway, in front of room 1999.

1999, these numbers are very good, 1, the most auspicious number in folk circulation, 9, the most encouraging number in ancient times, this collocation, this feng shui is excellent.

Xiaobai stretched out his hand, knocked on the door three times, and then whispered to me: "You go in, this dead money has a very bad temper, I don't want to talk to him, I'm waiting for you at the door." ”

I pushed the door and walked in, this is a very large suite, this living room alone is a small 100 square meters, there is a large color TV with a large wall, and opposite the color TV are three large sofas with gold trim.

"Come on in." A dull male voice came from the back room.

Without hesitation, I knocked on the door three times, pushed it and walked in.

A man with a cane standing in front of a floor-to-ceiling window with his back to me, like a generation of heroes looking down on the world. On the desk was an oversized abacus, about three times the size of a normal abacus, and it was very old, with beads missing in some corners.

I thought to myself, this death money seems to be old, I can't use a calculator, my eyes are not good, I have to dial the abacus.

I thought to myself, I can't do this, "Mr. Xiao, hello, I'm ······"

"Am I that old?"

The man turned to face me and asked solemnly.

This is a man in his forties, with slender eyes and a medium build, who at first glance looks like a department head in the front-line management of a factory. Dressed in a tunic and carrying a piece of the world's No. 1 watch Patek Emerald. The skin is brown, the eyes are unusually deep, and there are many edges and corners on the face, which is completely heaven and earth compared to the Taoist, I really can't understand that such two people can become mortal enemies.