Chapter seventy-six, Zhang An's cleverness

Young and middle-aged men are the objects of special care, so they have always been seriously out of balance between men and women, as long as they have a little property, they are basically three wives and four concubines, which is the welfare of ancient men.

In the next generation, men must bear the responsibility of buying a house, buying a car, and shouldering all the responsibilities of a family, plus in recent years, businesses have been fooling women, not marrying without a house, not marrying without hundreds of thousands of dowries, and so on.

Chinese men are miserable, their abdomen and back are affected, although the number of widows has decreased, but the number of leftover women has increased, and the singles are simply all over the country, with incomplete statistics, there are at least 40 million singles in China.

This widow from the neighboring village is already a woman who is almost thirty years old, not as young as a little woman, but embracing life and enjoying charm like a spring after a rain, so that the flower of life blooms more brightly.

A thirty-year-old woman is like water, lingering in your heart, a thirty-year-old woman is like a song, singing your expectations, gathered into one sentence to express, a thirty-year-old woman is the most beautiful!

Zhang Yi finally understood from the figure of this widow, why Cao Cao likes his wife so much, although this guy is a little romantic, but he is not so obscene, much better than those guys who don't even let go of their daughter-in-law, at least they know etiquette, righteousness and shame!

Although there is no system that is so harsh on women in the Ming and Qing dynasties, in these villages with one surname, there are still people who will strictly guard these things, which is called fertile water does not flow into outsiders' fields.

This woman is still very strong, but anyone dares to tease her, pick up a stick and beat, and never give up with you, so it can be said that it is a thorny rose.

That year, many teenagers got together to think of ghost ideas, and someone proposed that if that guy could touch this woman's buttocks, he would not be chased and beaten by her, and everyone would recognize him as the boss in the future, and let them go west, and they would never face east.

"It's so mysterious, it's true." Zhang An wanted to laugh when he looked at everyone's little thoughts, these guys always like to do these naughty things when they have nothing to do, and they are like children who haven't grown up, but it's true, in the next generation, they are really little children at their age.

"Do you have a way? Let's talk about it, let's study it, whether it's feasible. "The guy who spoke was called Zhang Lian, he grew up with Zhang An, and he had been following Zhang An's ass since he was a child, and he learned a lot of Zhang An's treachery.

People are not stupid, but now they are even more powerful, so they want the fruits of other people's labor, and after speaking, they also glanced at a few guys next to them, which means that they should follow up quickly and not drop the chain.

"Yes! Zhang An, take it out for reference. When a little friend saw Zhang Lian's eyes, he knew that it was time for them to go out, and quickly began to coax.

Zhang An glanced at these coaxing guys, and said, "It's not impossible to say it to you, but I have one condition." ”

"On what terms?" Zhang An suddenly brought up the interest of those little friends, and they all asked in unison, as if they were too impatient.

Zhang An looked at these guys who were still playing tricks in front of him, if I don't teach you a lesson today, how can I get scared in front of you in the future, in front of Zhang Yi and Zhang Lin, I am already a head shorter, if I am still in front of you, I can't convince everyone, how can I go to the world in the future, go home directly, and farm honestly.

Zhang An put on a full posture in front of everyone, and began to flicker: "Everyone, listen, you follow behind my ass, open your eyes, give me a good look, and when you get to the widow's house, no matter what happens, you can't speak, understand?" ”

Although the teenagers were puzzled, everyone wanted to see what the hell Zhang An was going to do, and they all agreed one by one, Zhang An looked at these guys, with a sly smile in his eyes, and thought to himself, wait a minute, you will ask for more blessings! Hahaha! Zhang Anxin laughed.

Under the leadership of Zhang An, everyone came to the door of the widow's house, the widow was still very vigilant at first, and guarded against these bad teenagers everywhere, there is a very good saying, you can prevent thieves every day, how can you prevent thieves every day, she has been on guard for a long time, and when she saw that the teenagers did not do anything out of the ordinary, she relaxed her vigilance.

Although she had many doubts in her heart, she didn't take this matter to heart, Zhang An saw that the opportunity had come, smiled treacherously at everyone, and took advantage of the widow's lack of attention, and quickly touched her buttocks, and then pointed to a teenager closest to the widow, hating iron and scolding: "Look at what you have done?" How can it be so nasty? ”

When the other teenagers heard Zhang An's words, they all looked at the teenager, some of the teenagers already knew the ins and outs, and they were already laughing in their hearts, they finally understood everything, Zhang An still looked fearless, why is he so confident, this is too shameless!

The widow's ass was attacked, and she was immediately annoyed and angry, and without thinking about it, she picked up a stick on the ground and went to chase and beat the unlucky young man, who was trying to justify something, but remembered that he had promised Zhang An that he couldn't speak, he was not stupid, and when he thought about these things, he understood.

I was just curious about what Zhang An did, and when he was a little closer to him, why did he do such a big thing? Now he knows that even if he jumps into the Yellow River, he can't wash it away.

So he pointed at Zhang An's smiling face fiercely, and then pointed at himself, and then he was tragic, now he is not running and waiting to be beaten again, and he is not depressed after going back to hit the wall, and now he is still a little complaining about himself, why is his curiosity so heavy! Hit yourself with the muzzle of the gun.

He must have never heard the phrase that curiosity kills the cat, otherwise he wouldn't be so stupid, and he put it up with his eyes to let Zhang An calculate, and he laughed to death, I couldn't help it.

Since this incident, although the teenagers have not called Zhang An the boss, they have all listened to Zhang An's words and become Zhang An's most loyal little brother, but when they think of Zhang An's belly full of bad water, they are all itching with hatred in their hearts.

Zhang An's reputation was naturally spread by the teenagers in the village, in response to that sentence, the so-called good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, although this is not a good reputation, but it is better than obscurity.