In the end, Tianqi and the fat man went to the hot springs, because the fat man said that he could open a private room. And Bai Mu, Tianqi asked her to go offline to rest. Even if she doesn't sleep, she won't be fine, but according to the white lady's temperament, she has been raised according to the human schedule since she was a child. It's just not sleepy, and I'm used to sleeping at night.

So a certain baby went offline very obediently. After Bai Mu left, Tianqi looked at the place where she disappeared as if she was questioning, and as if she was saying it to herself: It's offline again, is it really different......

"Huh? What's different? The fat man thought that Tianqi was talking to him.

"Nothing, let's go."

The fat man scratched his fat face to keep up, thinking to himself: Is this making a fuss? Could it be that the great god doesn't want Mu Mu to go offline, but actually wants her to take a mandarin duck bath together? ?

This thought made him frightened suddenly, wouldn't it be dangerous for him to go to the hot springs with the great god like this?

With this mood, I was anxious all the way to the great god to teleport, and the newly opened map was like a small town in the south of the Yangtze River, full of grass and flowers. Fireflies flickered on the lake in the distance, floating in the air like jade-colored bands of light. A long way away sits a large courtyard, and the glazed lanterns under the eaves are swaying with the night breeze.

"Hurry up, what are you doing?" To go to the hot springs to take a boat, Tianqi stood at the bow of the boat and gave the NPC who was ferrying a gold coin, and saw that the fat man was still behind the ink.

"It's coming! Here it comes! "If you don't say you don't go now, you'll die, and the fat man resigned himself to his fate and got on the boat.

Under the moon before the flowers, the blue waves are rippling, and two men are standing at the bow of the boat and the other at the stern, and the scene is really weird. Then the boatman who rowed the oars seemed to be afraid that it was not weird enough, and actually sang a small tune in Jiangnan soft language.

I can't understand it, and the melody is like a dead man, and finally even Tianqi can't stand this atmosphere.

"Do you know that Ye Xiao Mo?"

When the fat man heard this, Ye Xiaomo instantly resurrected: "That man's wife...... You must let Mu Mu stay away from her! The fat man began to think in pieces.

The story that he and Ye Xiaomo had to tell lasted until Tianqi finished taking a bath and the fat man went offline. Since the two men bathing completely wooden have any descriptive meaning, we skip it.

Let's briefly tell the story: The fat man and Ye Xiao Mo are neighbors, and when he first met Ye Xiao Mo who was as big as him, Ye Xiao Mo was wearing suspenders and holding a submachine gun in his hand to help him beat away the bad boy who snatched her bottle. Later, as it should be, the fat man became Ye Xiaomo's follower.

Until one day he lost more than anyone else urinated, and came back to find Ye Xiao Mo to help him take revenge, but when Xiao Mo took off his pants that night, he ran home crying, and then didn't look for her for a long time.

"Mu Mu, what do you say that idiot has long eyes, and he thinks I'm a boy!" Ye Xiao Mo and Bai Mu sat on the edge of the small river outside Chaos City fishing.

Bai Mu glanced at Ye Xiaomo, who angrily told her and the fat man about her tragic childhood experience, and said honestly: "I also think you are a man." ”

Night Xiao Mo made up for it and hugged it: Bang Bang Bang...... Mu Mu, you were damaged by that dead fat pig!

"Man's wife, you are the one who will bring bad little Mumu, let go!" The fat man ran over and pointed at Ye Xiao Mo and yelled.

Tianqi walked slowly behind him in red clothes, Ye Xiaomo cheered, jumped up and ran over: "Great God! See it alive! ”

After a circle around Tianqi, Ye Xiao Mo shook his head: "Some people keep saying that those pictures and videos are all P, where will anyone look like this, better than NPCs!" She circled around twice: "It's really good-looking!" "Covering his face, he looked like he was going to pass out.

"Hey, you pervert, stay away from us." The fat man is gone.

"Damn, you dead pig's head!" Ye Xiaomo crossed his hands on his hips: "I'm not next to you, you want me to be next!" ”

"There are fish." A small voice came, ignored.

"Hahaha, this sentence is funny, why should I let this thing that is neither male nor female suffer me?"

"I'm not a man or a woman, so? It's better than being a human being and growing into a ball! ”

“…… There are fish" again ignored.

"Nima, who are you scolding for the dead man?"

"I'll scold you if you're an idiot!"

Swish! Swish! Two sword lights streaked through the air, and two corpses lay on the ground. The red crit points in the air slowly faded, and another voice came from the silence: "There are fish." ”

"Mu Mu, don't be noisy now. Come, I'll see, where are the fish? Tianqi withdrew his long sword, smiled gently, and walked towards Bai Mu.

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The above Martian text is issued by the resentment of two corpses.

"Look, fish." Bai Mu squatted by the river, holding a small fish in his hand and stretched out to Tianqi's face.

Tianqi glanced at it and said softly, "Mu Mu, let's put it back in the river first, okay?" ”

Bai Mu was puzzled: "Will run." ”

Tianqi smiled and poked the little black fish that rolled his eyes and was almost out of breath and said, "No, I promise." ”

If you don't put it back, you'll die of water if you don't run...... This kind of thing Tianqi naturally would not say, Bai Mu looked at him and looked at the fish that was still fluttering in his palm just now, but it was showing a white belly. As if he understood something, as soon as he let go of his hand, the fish fell back into the river and sank.

Bai Mu looked at the heavens and prayed, which means: Look, run away.

Tianqi raised the corners of his mouth and smiled: "Wait a minute." ”

Then he turned his head and looked coldly at the two corpses on the ground and said, "Hurry up and come back to life, otherwise I won't take you." ”

The two of them, who had been conveying their hatred to each other in Martian script, were resurrected at the same time and went back to the city.

The first thing the fat man did after the resurrection was to shout in the team: "Great God, wait for me to run over to take the mission!" ”

Sure enough, it's Bai Mu, it's worthy of Bai Mu! The character of the sister-in-law of the system cannot be doubted, and he can see the expression of the great god just now, it must be a hidden mission!

When the fat man and Ye Xiaomo ran back to the river while scolding at the same time, Bai Mu and Tianqi were sitting there, and a small black fish was half-lying on the riverbed with two fins supporting it, staring at them.

"If we quarrel again, we'll kick you both out." Tianqi threatened.

The fat man and Ye Xiaomo raised their hands and swore that they would not quarrel again, and then obediently sat down to watch the fish together.

"Everyone's here?" The palm-sized little fish has two cheeks one by one, and Ye Xiaomo feels like watching a mutant mermaid in a horror midnight movie.

Bai Mu poked the fish's head: "You can say it." ”

Xiaoyu really wanted to bite her Youmuyou, but just hurt herself and almost hung up with water shortage?

Glancing at Tianqi next to him, he dispelled this thought, and said in a bad tone: "You are adventurers!" I have something I want you to help me with. ”

The fat man slapped his thighs! Ye Xiao Mo glared at him.

"I'll pay you." Xiao Yu looked at Tianqi, obviously this is the master.

Tianqi clasped his hands on his chest, what should he say? Early in the morning, after Bai Mu went online, he was fished by Ye Xiao Mo, originally he still complained and wanted to come over to shoot Ye Xiao Mo, he hadn't seen Xiao Mu Mu all night, which green onion are you?

I didn't expect to run into a hidden mission like this......

Well! Ye Xiaomo's head should be kept first. The female man, who didn't know that she had escaped, was looking at the fat man, trying to kill him with her eyes.

"Tell me first, what do you want us to do?"

The little black fish pursed its lips and made a throat clearing motion, if it had a voice......

"I used to live on the edge of a chaotic city, with a house and a field at home, and life was boundless. One day, the black fish demon caught me to cast a spell to kill me, and I came to defend with her, but she sealed it in the fish! Fish inside! Then she pretended to be me and continued to have a good time. I look at the city wall night and night, and I hope that people will come every day, remembering this hatred! ”

……

It's rare for Ye Xiaomo and the fat man to agree once: I've watched too many NPC movies! The tail is still rhythmic in the water......

"Meaning, you were originally a person living in Chaos City, and you were caught by a youkai and turned into a fish. And now that youkai has taken your place? "Heavenly prayer resumed.

The little black fish nodded violently, and while dodging Bai Mu with a small stick, he kept poking its gills.

"You want us to kill that youkai?" Fat people like to kill people and rob goods the most.

The little black fish glanced at him: "Of course not, she still occupies my body!" ”

The little black fish opened his mouth and spit out a white bottle: "This is given to me by the river god, you just need to let the monster drink the water inside, and she will appear in her original form." ”

【Spiritual Water for Washing Demon Qi】Bai Mu withdrew the identification technique, picked it up and pulled out the lid.

"Well, you can't drink this." Tianqi stopped her unexpectedly, and took the bottle and put it in his backpack: "Where is that monster in Chaos City?" ”

The little black fish wagged his tail, probably thinking that he was going to be saved, and his attitude improved: "In my house!" ”

"Where is your home?" Ye Xiaomo asked.

"Qinglou!"

……

Tianqi dropped the bottle, pulled Bai Mu up, and left.

The fat man covered his mouth and smiled, Ye Xiaomo didn't know if it was time to go? Or should I go?

"Hey, hey! What's wrong? How did you go? "The little black fish is in a hurry.

Tianqi turned his head with a cold face and said, "We won't take this task, you can find someone else." ”

"Don't! Finally, someone caught me. ”

Ye Xiaomo asked curiously: "It's not difficult to fish, why haven't you been caught by others?" ”

The little black fish puffed out his cheeks, as if he was embarrassed, and whispered: "They are all fishing with earthworms, how can I eat that kind of thing......"

"What did you use to catch it?" Ye Xiaomo asked Bai Mu.

Bai Mu took out a bag of things.

Rub, the fat man wants to scratch the wall, 500 gold coins a pack of big almonds!

"You don't really want to be human, do you?" Ye Xiaomo was speechless, in order to be able to turn back into a human, what is there to be unwilling to eat an earthworm.

The little black fish was really anxious, jumped directly into the water twice, and spit out a stone with great effort.

The fat man walked over and threw an identification technique, and then shouted at Tianqi who was about to leave: "Flying Stone!" ”