I wandered around Xiyang City, and in the middle of the night, the weak water river flowed slowly, from west to east, across the city with bright lights.

Standing on the embankment, I lit a cigarette and looked at the river in a daze.

When I came out of the mountains, I thought that my life would be open, all the way forward, making money to pick up girls, flying on the branches, and becoming the legend of the phoenix. I practice the invincible Taoist technique "Qishu Ghost Sutra" handed down from ancient times, which can heal ghosts, punish ghosts, and do anything. I have special abilities, and I can do a lot of things that others want to do but can't.

But now, the ideal is too plump, and the reality is very skinny.

My aunt has not been heard from since. The female ghost in Taiqing Palace, who wears red clothes and steps on embroidered shoes and sings erotic tunes, may find me at any time. When I turned twenty years old, that is, when my ninth destiny needed to be repaid, I would be hooked by the female ghost in red to "fly with wings" and enter the Huangquan Underworld.

It's been more than a month, and I haven't made half a cent except for the tens of thousands of yuan given by Jiang Wenchuan. I once boasted about the oath I made in Haikou: The sun and the moon shine, the breeze blows, where does the yellow spring not flow?

Now it seems so childish and ridiculous.

In the mountains, I was like a refugee who had been hungry and thirsty for many years, bent on having three wives and four concubines, and overturning the most tender cabbage in the world. But now, not a single one has been touched.

There is a group of mysterious people looking for me, looking for the Qishu Ghost Sutra.

Song Tianfang was bent on putting me to death.

None of the things are done, and there are more and more troubles.

I feel like a failure!

The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies and skin......

I used this sentence to comfort myself, but I couldn't lift my spirits.

But I quickly picked up my spirits.

I received a message.

Jiang Yuhan sent: "Where are you?" ”

Me: "Don't worry, it's still alive." ”

Jiang Yuhan: "Come back." ”

Me: "I want to be quiet. ”

Jiang Yuhan: "I'm ...... in your bed"

I was stunned: "What? ”

Jiang Yuhan: "Wait for you for an hour, you won't wait when it's overdue." ”

What does that mean?

This is clearly the rhythm of throwing yourself into your arms and taking the initiative to dedicate yourself.

I smiled wryly, this chick is still so cold, even rolling the sheets, can be said to be so daunting.

That's right, I'm scared!

I think I'm so pretentious. Just now I was complaining that I hadn't been a girl for more than a month, but now that the girl is so active, I retreated.

I love Jiang Yuhan. This is very strange, she is not as cute and obedient as Xiaomeng, she is not sexy and wild as Yan Wushuang, and even her temperament is too childish and lacking. But I just love her, the feeling is indescribable, inexplicable, I don't know what to do, but I always fall in love.

What is love?

Is it to push her and cry her?

No!

She doesn't love me, at least, not yet. All that the girl showed was a little affection for me. The reason why she made this decision today is that she decided that she could not get over this hurdle, and before accompanying her father to die, she would use her body to repay the kindness of this life.

I took a big puff of cigarette and replied: "After this hurdle, if you don't be my girlfriend, I will rape you~." ”

Jiang Yuhan didn't reply.

I sat on the embankment, looking at the clear water, and my gloomy mood vanished. I didn't see any hope, but now Jiang Yuhan has lit a bright light for me. Look, even if I don't live for myself, I have to live for Jiang Yuhan once. How sad this girl would be if I died!

Yan Wushuang called, and I was even happier.

Sister Meiniu's tone was very surprised: "Have you seen Song Tianfang?" ”

Me: "See, tonight." ”

Yan Wushuang: "I'm curious, what happened between you?" ”

Me: "I beat him up!" ”

Yan Wushuang: "You beat him?" ”

Me: "Hehe, it's uncomfortable not to hit him, that thing is too bad." ”

Yan Wushuang: "You really beat him?" ”

Me: "What's the matter?" Is he sending troops to make trouble for me? ”

Yan Wushuang: "No, on the contrary, he left Xiyang!" ”

I was stunned: "What? ”

Yan Wushuang: "Just ten minutes ago, he bought a ticket to Xiangxi from the West Bus Station. Already on board. ”

I laughed: "Did I beat him out of my heart?" Scared of me, so ran away? ”

Yan Wushuang was silent and silent.

I stopped laughing and said, "Okay, okay, no more funny." Sister, what is he doing in Xiangxi? ”

Yan Wushuang: "I don't know, but this kind of person will repay his eyes, and he can endure it, and after five years of hatred, he only showed off his might today, and it is impossible to give up like this." There are only two possibilities, either, he has an urgent mission and leaves temporarily. Or, he's going to find a helper. ”

is worthy of the police, and the analysis is really to the point.

I remembered that Song Tianfang stared at me like a poisonous snake when he left the Tingyu Teahouse, and I bet he must have gone to ask for help.

Well, I found that I have another advantage in me, and that is that I have a big heart!

That's right, he likes to ask for help, so let's ask for help. Whatever, I don't care, anyway, I've made up my mind that the day he returns, I'll stun him with a stick and lock him up. I can be invisible, and I can do this without being discovered.

Life still has to be passed. It's okay to get by!

Take advantage of Song Tianfang's absence, take a good look for a few days, and even if you hang up in the future, you won't be too aggrieved.

I swaggered back to the Jiang family's villa.

There were a lot of black suits outside, and they all knew me.

I asked, "Is Uncle Jiang here?" ”

Black suit: "I drank a lot of wine, I was drunk and unconscious, crying and laughing, singing and scolding, and I drank a lot with the two sisters." ”

It is estimated that Jiang Yuhan was also drunk, otherwise she would not have sent me the message just now.

I tried my best to keep my footsteps as low as possible, and walked back to my bedroom, where the quilt was neatly folded on the bed, where was there any beautiful girl scratching her head?

I'll go! Didn't Jiang Yuhan say that he was waiting for me in bed?

Swindler...... Sure enough, the more beautiful the girl, the more deceiving people are.

I was so depressed that I threw off my shoes and lay down on the bed puffing up.

Exhausted and dazed all day, I quickly fell asleep.

I had a very strange dream!

In the dream, Jiang Yuhan was delicate and gentle to me. And Jiang Yumeng pinched his waist and raised his eyebrows at me.

That's not right......

How did the personalities of the two girls turn over?

Jiang Yuhan became Jiang Yumeng, and Jiang Yumeng became Jiang Yuhan......

Forget it, don't dwell on that. Even if the two girls don't have a good face for me, it doesn't matter, the one in her arms will be gentle and coquettish, and she will serve people.

That's right, I have one in my arms.

I don't know when, a girl got into my bed and pillowed on my arm.

She looked at me intently with a pair of big watery eyes, a little infatuated.

She stretched out a finger, a little timid, a little curious, and gently touched my cheek, gently touched my nose, gently brushed my lips, gently touched my neck and chest......