Liu Orion slapped his thigh, "Master Dao, you are really a god, I don't say that you know the reason, that's it." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Liu Orion told the Orions of Xiatou Village what they found and what the village chief Zhao Daliang meant, and finally asked the old man, "Master Dao, look at this matter, can you help with it?" ”

The old Taoist priest was also a ghost, so he didn't answer immediately, put down the steamed bread and bacon in his hand, and took a sip of tea, "I said Liu Orion, on our friendship, this matter should be helped to see." However, this is not your own business. It's a matter in your village, so don't sell such a big face. Wait until the next time you have something to do at your own house, I'll take care of it for you, forget it this time. You invite me to eat steamed buns, I invite you to eat some fasting in the Taoist temple, and everyone will pull it down. ”

Lao Dao actually began to put up a shelf.

"Don't, don't, Daoye, this is a big deal, your Daoist is compassionate, but you must go to the mountain to see, otherwise you will die." The village chief also said that as long as you go out of the mountain, I will thank you. ”

When he heard that he was going to thank him, Lao Dao's eyes let out a greedy light. His mouth loosened, "Ah, is this?" Who said I want him to thank him, am I just doing things for money? The most important thing is to see that the villagers in your village are pitiful, so I changed my mind, reluctantly made it difficult, and went out of the mountain once. Besides, even if your village chief thanks me, I can't swallow it alone, but I still have to take out the money to feed the seven or eight people in this temple. ”

"Yes, yes, Master Dao, you are kind-hearted and compassionate. Great compassion. Liu Orion saw that he was moved by the money, so he got on the pole and slapped him on the back.

Adhering to the old way, under the stimulation of this great thing, his face also became ruddy, and he waved his hand happily, "Xiao Liu, don't say that, polite, too polite." Don't dare to be. By the way, let's talk about the specifics. Although I don't expect money when I go out of the mountain, but the people in this temple all open their mouths to me, you say, how much incense money can your village chief give? ”

Liu Orion didn't have a score in his heart, and asked tentatively: "Dao Chief, how much do you think is appropriate?" ”

"Ah, me? I don't know what the situation will be. ”

"According to the speculation of the old people in our village, it may be a zombie, if it is a beast, I will not trouble you, I can deal with it, if it is a living dead, we will not be able to deal with La."

"Ah, what? Corpse? Didn't you just say what kind of ghost it was? The old Taoist priest didn't listen to Liu Orion's words carefully just now, and he didn't know what little calculations he was making. Now that he heard the word zombie, he was taken aback.

"It's a zombie. Why don't you suck animal blood? Dao Ye, can you get this thing? Listening to the old people, "Liu Orion pointed to the ground, "Didn't your ancestor here suppress a pair of zombies at the bottom of this temple?" ”

Faithful to the old way sweating on his head, "Ah, this, that's." Is that. He fumbled in his mouth and said to himself, "Don't be a zombie, otherwise it will be troublesome." ”

At that time, more than a dozen people from the ancestors who watched from above came out to deal with two zombies, those ancestors were really the elites of Sanqing Mountain, they came out of the mountain, and many people were killed by zombies, and the rest of them were not dead, and they were all the last of them.

In other words, the ancestor who adheres to the old way is just the last Taoist priest who cleaned up the ancient zombies back then, and now this last Taoist priest has been passed down for so many generations, and the number of Taoist spells is not as good as one generation. When you go to the old way, there is only this Taoist robe left, and there is no goods in the stomach at all, that is, you will make a dojo, burn a yellow paper, and make some pomp and circumstance, and fool around with money. If you really want to run into zombies, it's no different from ordinary people, and you have to burp and catch a cold.

But it was difficult to say this clearly, and the old Taoist priest had a hint on his face that he wanted to shirk.

Liu Orion saw that the old Taoist priest had a different expression, and was afraid that he would change his hexagram, so he hurriedly pulled the words to the money, "That's good, as long as the Taoist master can help drive away this demon, I think, our village chief will definitely not be able to treat you badly." “

"Ah, yes, yes, that's, that's." The old Taoist priest replied absentmindedly while pondering, "Since the founding of the Taoist temple, I haven't heard of any zombies in these generations, how did I run into it?" Eighty percent of them are mistaken. Now in these years, where did the zombies come from? It's better to go and show them, fool around, and get the money first. If something really happens to them, tell them to go to Sanqing Mountain to find those old Taoist priests with a bull's nose. Those cownoses in the province are very idle all day long, but they leave us to suffer in this poor country where birds don't. ”

After making up his mind, Lao Dao suddenly raised his voice, "Ah~, I didn't hear it clearly just now, I thought it was an exorcism, but it turned out to be a zombie." Exorcism is a simple job, make a dojo, and it's over the excess, even if it's a ghost, just accept it. This zombie is extraordinary, half dead and half alive, it's not enough to be overkill, you have to catch it! That's a very laborious thing, and there is even one, it's also very dangerous, you want to come and hear, when our ancestor got rid of zombies, he also lost a lot of Taoist friends, of course, that's because they are not good at Taoism, and they can't complain about others. But it can be seen from this that this zombie is not a joke. ”

Liu Orion didn't understand what Lao Dao was selling, so he didn't dare to answer easily, "That's that, then what do you mean?" ”

"It's okay to get rid of the harm for you, but according to the current buzzword, the risks and benefits are shared. Well, you know? Lao Dao also made a sentence of quite a level, Liu Orion only listened to this general idea, and did not fully understand what it meant, and said in his heart, "Isn't it just asking for money?" It's so literate, and this old way is also fake. ”

Liu Orion replied while thinking, "This is natural, this is natural, Dao Master, you say, if we get rid of this demon, how much incense money do we have to give you to be appropriate?" ”

When the old Taoist priest heard this, he was very excited, and said in his heart, this time he had to slaughter them fiercely. He stretched out three fingers, and was about to quote, but he felt that it was too little, so he stretched out another one, thought about it, and simply stretched out all five fingers of one palm. At this moment, he wished he had six fingers in his hand. He still wanted to use the fingers of his other hand, but thinking about it was too ugly, it scared the other party away, and he couldn't bear to use his second hand.

He thought to himself, "I guess they can afford to take out five hundred dollars." ”

"You mean, this thing, five thousand?" Liu Orion asked suspiciously.

"Huh? Five thousand? Liu Lihu's words surprised the old Taoist priest and made him a little confused.

However, the old Taoist priest immediately reacted, since the buyer raised the price ten times by himself, then he, the seller, could not save money for the other party. "Ah, yes, yes, it's five thousand, you village chief, don't be embarrassed?"

Liu Orion thought to himself, "Anyway, it's the money in the village, whether it's embarrassing or not, I have to get some money from it when I run all the way, and the price of the old way is high, and I have more room to fish in troubled waters." ”

Thinking like this, Liu Orion pretended to be very embarrassed on the surface, "Is this this?" Master Dao, our village is not rich. You see......"

The old Taoist priest saw him hesitating, and was afraid that this God of Wealth would be scared away, so he hurriedly lowered the price, and collected two fingers, and he was going to take the initiative to subtract two thousand from people at once, but "Then three thousand?" Before he could say anything, he heard Liu Orion speak again.

“…… It's a lot of money, but if I talk to the village chief, he might be able to agree. He is a man who does big things, knows what is important, and does not care about money. But the other mud-legged people in the village don't understand and think it's too much. So, at this price, don't talk nonsense everywhere, I will communicate with you directly about money, and you don't go to the village chief. He's not a good guy at all, and he's short-tempered, and if you two can't get along, and the conversation breaks down, it's not good for everyone, right? At that time, no matter what happens, you should take it, as long as it is done beautifully, you are indispensable. ”

When Liu Orion said this, the old Taoist priest was so shocked that he didn't reply, and he said in his heart, "With so much money, you really agreed?" "Since he became the home of this Taoist temple, he has never done more than 1,000 yuan of rituals, and this time he has really met a big wrongdoer. Lao Dao himself couldn't believe it. It's like a dream, so whatever Liu Orion says, he nodded and agreed.

Liu Orion saw that although this old Taoist agreed, he was in a daze, and he didn't know what to think, so he hurriedly asked: "Dao Master, Dao Ye, this price has been negotiated, then you have to give me a secret, do you have a score for this matter?" Don't spend the money then, the matter has not been completed, and I will not be able to explain it to the village chief and the villagers. ”

Lao Dao was still stunned by the 5,000 yuan, and was pulled back by Liu Orion's words, but he didn't hear what he said, "What did you say?" ”

Liu Orion said what he had just said again.

Lao Dao tilted his head very pretendedly, "Hey~, what are you talking about, my old Tao's Taoism is not blown, it is not worse than the ancestor back then, only stronger than the old master." This zombie is nothing. If you don't worry, I'll go find a copy of the "Demon Eradication Sutra" and study it more. Well, why don't you go back now, I'll prepare tonight, and I'll go to your village early tomorrow morning, how about it?" He doesn't speak through his brain, and he doesn't want to think about it, this "Demon Eradication Sutra" has a hairy relationship with zombies. But fortunately, Liu Orion didn't understand.

"Ah, that's it? That's good, that's good. But let me remind you of the old saying, that zombies can haunt our village, and when you come to our village, don't come too early, it's better to wait until the light of day is bright. ”

"You don't have to worry about this, let's go back quickly, don't be too late, I was caught by zombies. Go back early and have a good talk with your village chief, this matter can be big or small, if you don't deal with it earlier, it won't work. The old Taoist priest was afraid that Liu Orion and their village chief would change their hexagrams, so he hurriedly added such a sentence to scare them.

Liu Orion was also afraid that he would be too late, and if he really encountered something bad, it would be over. So after he finished talking, he didn't want to stay longer, so he took advantage of the fact that it was still early, and quickly got up and went back to the village.

When Liu Orion came out, the old Taoist priest sat there, and he was excited for the five thousand yuan for a long time, and then gradually calmed down.

Just now I was carried away by money, and I dared to agree to anything, but after calming down, the old Taoist priest began to sweat on his back, "Zombies are not a joke, if it's really this thing, I have to pay attention to leave a way back for myself, otherwise I will lose my life for the five thousand yuan, there is money to earn, but no life to spend, it is not cost-effective." As the old saying goes, grinding a gun in battle is not fast and light. I'm going to do a good job of checking the old man's ancient books tonight to see if there's any good way to deal with the zombies. ”